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Anonymous No.725188938 [Report] >>725189089 >>725190505 >>725190751 >>725191079 >>725191463 >>725191978 >>725193226 >>725196074
>release new console
>rerelease old library [Nintendo Switch 2 Edition]
>best selling console of all time
How are people falling for this?
Anonymous No.725189089 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
Apple iphone mentality.
Anonymous No.725189112 [Report] >>725189265 >>725190190 >>725191382
Eric.
You lost and got raped.
10 million units sold.
Anonymous No.725189265 [Report]
>>725189112
Who's a good muttslave? You are
Anonymous No.725190190 [Report]
>>725189112
you piss me off alot.
Anonymous No.725190505 [Report] >>725190949 >>725191539 >>725192065
>>725188938 (OP)
>Completely forgetting they released two must buy exclusives for the system less than two months into its life

I don't think I've ever seen a system do that, please be objective anon
Anonymous No.725190751 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
>best shipped to retailer console of all time
Anonymous No.725190949 [Report] >>725191239 >>725191329 >>725192086 >>725192619
>>725190505
>Shipped 3.5 million
>Only sold 2.6 million

The good news is you'll probably be able to get a lot of the Switch games at a discount after Christmas
Anonymous No.725191079 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
>people
tendies aren't people
Anonymous No.725191239 [Report]
>>725190949
>Switch games at a discount
god willing, anon
Anonymous No.725191281 [Report]
>snoyniggers are now coping with fanfiction about "shipped not sold"
kek
Anonymous No.725191329 [Report] >>725192381
>>725190949
>nintendo games
>discounted
lol lmao even
Eric No.725191382 [Report]
>>725189112
I won and had sex with your mom
Anonymous No.725191463 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
do you expect maturity from nintardos?
Anonymous No.725191539 [Report] >>725192125
>>725190505
>MKW
>must buy
Lmao
Anonymous No.725191738 [Report] >>725191864
being a tendie is great, I get a fresh bottle of snoy tears delivered every morning
Anonymous No.725191864 [Report] >>725191901 >>725193483
>>725191738
But in exchange you have to play and pretend to enjoy TotK, universally recognized as one of the most disappointing releases of the 21st century (alongside Mario Kart World). Is it really worth it?
Anonymous No.725191901 [Report] >>725192001 >>725192179
>>725191864
yes, it's worth watching snoys melt down and seethe over my existence every single day like clockwork.
Anonymous No.725191978 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
why come nintendo aren't making some new games? i want new nintendo games, how come they're just refusing to make any
Anonymous No.725192001 [Report]
>>725191901
I see. Well, it's your life.
Anonymous No.725192037 [Report]
>why come nintendo
SAAAAARRRRR
Anonymous No.725192065 [Report]
>>725190505
>fetus game
>must buy
Lmao fucking tendies man
Anonymous No.725192086 [Report]
>>725190949
>Switch games at a discount
How new r u?
Anonymous No.725192125 [Report]
>>725191539
Yes? Do you realize how big Mario Kart is? It's the quintessential normie arcade racer and established itself as that by like 2007
Anonymous No.725192179 [Report]
>>725191901
>mario golf
>miitopia
>port of the worst 3d Zelda
This picture reminds me of that more recent one tendies are sharing where they could a patch for pikmin as a new release lmfao
Anonymous No.725192232 [Report] >>725192362 >>725192472
Why did Donkey Kong sell so bad?
Anonymous No.725192362 [Report]
>>725192232
It’s a game for toddlers who are happy playing free iPhone games that don’t look like a ps3 game but have a premium cost of $70 + $20 cur content dlc
Anonymous No.725192381 [Report]
>>725191329
It will probably be the retailer marking them down first.

That said, I think Nintendo will drop the price of the Switch games before the console and it will start sometime next year. Even ignoring the ship vs sold, Switch 2 has old sold 20 million titles of which 8 million were the Mario Kart bundle. Mind you, when the Switch 1 sold 7 million, they had about 27 million in software sold. Nintendo reports shipped to retailer, so that almost 1 million titles of DK Bananza not sold are included. None of the Switch 2 edition games broke a million either. I fully expect Nintendo will drop the prices of some of their titles (namely Mario Kart) and do away with the Switch 2 edition and just make them free upgrades. I think investors kind of see this which is why despite Tendies claiming its the best selling console EVERAR the stock still hasn't hit its peak back from August
Anonymous No.725192472 [Report] >>725192619 >>725192831
>>725192232
>Sell bad
>has over 30% attach rate and will only sell more over the years

what?
Anonymous No.725192619 [Report]
>>725192472
See
>>725190949
Anonymous No.725192831 [Report]
>>725192472
>release no games for your system
>half of the no games only gets a 30% attach rate
>only hits that 30% if you count units shipped instead of sold
>countint units shipped is bad when snoy does it but, like everything, is okay when Nintendo does it
Grim
Anonymous No.725193085 [Report]
>noooo it only sold 3 million in 3 months, IT'S LE FLOP
only snoys
lmao
Anonymous No.725193150 [Report] >>725195652
Another nintendo derangement syndrome thread that will hit 300+ replies because the jannies are snoyniggers
Anonymous No.725193226 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
>>release new console
>>rerelease old library
>>best selling console of all time
Sony and Microsoft should take notes
Anonymous No.725193289 [Report]
>people
Europeans aren't buying it tho
Anonymous No.725193483 [Report]
>>725191864
>most disappointing releases of the 21st century
Anthem? Concord?
If you're talking about sequels we've also got TLoU2, Spiderman 2 and GoY
Anonymous No.725195652 [Report]
>>725193150
> nintendo derangement syndrome

This is probably one of the biggest tendie projections ever. Why would "snoyniggers" be upset when their company is doing fine and makes more money (in both revenue and profits) than Nintendo? Nintendo fans generally are either trans or autistic so they are far more likely to have a mental illness than the console that is for normies who can't understand PC. The fact they have to constantly affirm their company of choice is successful is because Nintendo has been so shit on by Sony outside of the handheld niche. I'd wager that Snoy are far more mentally stable than Tendies Also a big reason I want Nintendo on PC. Sony people calmed the fuck down once all their shit came to PC
Anonymous No.725196074 [Report]
>>725188938 (OP)
>rerelease old library [Nintendo Switch 2 Edition]
Not straight rereleases since the console runs switch 1 games without payment or issue.
Anything with this has been altered in some way for improved performance, graphics or content.

Technically there's 15,000 games that already run on this new console.