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ITT write some cool dialogue for Gordon Freeman
Anonymous No.725202294 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
Anonymous No.725202416 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>who's leg do I have to hump for a beer?
Anonymous No.725202984 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>blow it out your ass
Anonymous No.725203358 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Screw you guys, I'm going home
Anonymous No.725203430 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Eat crowbar!
Anonymous No.725203563 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>you're a big advisor
Anonymous No.725203659 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>nah
Anonymous No.725203816 [Report] >>725215316
POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES
Anonymous No.725205967 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Mmm...
(this is his dialogue the entire game)
Anonymous No.725206248 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>What are we, some kind of Half Life 2? *looks into the camera*
Anonymous No.725206572 [Report]
>Sigh... He's right above me, isn't he?
Anonymous No.725206623 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Time to raise the bar.
Anonymous No.725207175 [Report]
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Anonymous No.725207252 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
"Imma go resonance cascade on your ass, alien scum!"
Anonymous No.725207460 [Report]
>This radioactive waste better not HALVE my LIFEspan.
Anonymous No.725207535 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.
Anonymous No.725207675 [Report] >>725208839
Aliens aren't invading, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. What else... There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.
Anonymous No.725207759 [Report]
>Pencil? Check
>Protractor? Check
>Calculator? Check
>Yep. It's Science-in' time.
Anonymous No.725207905 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
Memes aside, I've always imagined Gordon would be a nice, level-headed guy like most HL2 characters.
I hate when fans depict him as an angry and/or uncaring badass.
Anonymous No.725208503 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
...Hi, Alyx.

I want to use the few words I have to say how much you mean to me. At first I was fighting for myself, but eventually as time went on something changed in me. I realised I wasn't fighting for this planet, or humanity, or survival... Just you. Everything I've done these last few days, it was all for you. I know you don't understand it right now, but I hope one day you will.

Goodbye Alyx. Please live your life in this world to the fullest. I love you.
Anonymous No.725208839 [Report]
>>725207675
Fuck it. Ross can be my headcanon voice for Gordon.
Anonymous No.725208913 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>”He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Anonymous No.725209016 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
"I'm Gordon Freeman and these bullets are free... man..."
Anonymous No.725209052 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
This can't be good for me but I feel great
Anonymous No.725209692 [Report]
>Give me that Blasian pussy RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.725211096 [Report] >>725211334 >>725217913
Anyone else find it weird that Barney was never seen or mentioned in episode 2? Like not even a "hey where's Barney?" "oh he's off doing this and that." just nothing
Anonymous No.725211334 [Report]
>>725211096
Didn't he just leave with the civilians? Maybe he's just done with the fight. After 20 years he's exhausted, the guy who's been doing this for 3 days can take up the mantle.
Anonymous No.725211660 [Report]
>Step aside, I'm a highly trained professional.
>So about that beer you owned me..
>Your brain and my crowbar will make an excellent team *swings*
Anonymous No.725212504 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Erm... There's combine soldiers RIGHT behind me, aren't there?
Anonymous No.725214558 [Report] >>725215353
>>725202218 (OP)
i like to imagine that hes stoic and serious, level headed. not the corny duke nukem type
Anonymous No.725215165 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>You fucked up my face.
Anonymous No.725215316 [Report]
>>725203816
came here to write this
Anonymous No.725215353 [Report]
>>725214558
probably, like the most i see out of him is a breathless "holy shit" after killing a bunch of people
Anonymous No.725215613 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>Heheh. Get a load of this guy!
>*points thumb toward Breen on the holographic display*
Anonymous No.725215931 [Report]
Okaaaaay.. so that just happened. I don't understand, like at ALL what those freaky colors and the creepy dude were all about but I'm pretty sure it was awesome. And... Oh. My. Friggin. SCIENCE! Are those OPENING. CREDITS. In a VIDEO GAME?? This is epic and deep! Video games will finally be taken seriously! This-is-art. ART! Can't wait to shoot them baddies up! Bunny hop. Bunnyhopbunnyhopbunnyhop-Oh, whoa. OHMYGOSH! The people.. are talking! I'm-uh-oh ya. Gotta stay still. People don't flip out while talking. Well, I'm not really talking. Or am I? Guess it's in my head. Just stay still. This is like such a landmark in gaming. Gonna stay dignified. Talk it up my beautiful little non-playerinos. I'mma dignify it up by not jumpin' around like a hopped-up monkey. Gotta respect the game with opening titles. Yeppo. That's me, part of a great production. Just gonna play my part.
Anonymous No.725216000 [Report] >>725216234
>>725202218 (OP)
Gordon is a nonverbal autist and I'm tired of pretending he's not
Anonymous No.725216234 [Report] >>725216742
>>725216000
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
Anonymous No.725216312 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
We must be better scientists
Anonymous No.725216579 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>I'll "Combine" my crowbar with your ass if you don't get outta here!
Anonymous No.725216742 [Report]
>>725216234
He works in stem doe, guaranteed to be a sperg
Anonymous No.725217185 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
"I can't go on. I've spent Half of my Life on this Blue Shift, fighting the Opposing Force. I've Raised my Crow Bar countless Episodes, and for what? Just to see my world Decay? I'm Gordone. You're all Free men now."
Anonymous No.725217845 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
...!
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...?
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Anonymous No.725217913 [Report] >>725219081
>>725211096
I hope we see him in HL3.
Anonymous No.725218193 [Report]
>>725202218 (OP)
>......................................................................................................................I drive
Anonymous No.725218230 [Report]
I don't know what's a popular reddit meme right now
Anonymous No.725219081 [Report]
>>725217913
If we get on the helicopter and go to the borealis I hope he comes with us