Thread 725202218

ITT write some cool dialogue for Gordon Freeman

>>725202218 (OP)
>who's leg do I have to hump for a beer?

>>725202218 (OP)
>blow it out your ass

>>725202218 (OP)
>Screw you guys, I'm going home

>>725202218 (OP)
>Eat crowbar!

>>725202218 (OP)
>you're a big advisor

>>725202218 (OP)
>nah

POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES

>>725202218 (OP)
>Mmm...
(this is his dialogue the entire game)

>>725202218 (OP)
>What are we, some kind of Half Life 2? *looks into the camera*

>>725202218 (OP)
>Time to raise the bar.

>>725202218 (OP)
"Imma go resonance cascade on your ass, alien scum!"

>>725202218 (OP)
>It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.

Aliens aren't invading, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. What else... There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

>Pencil? Check
>Protractor? Check
>Calculator? Check
>Yep. It's Science-in' time.

>>725202218 (OP)
Memes aside, I've always imagined Gordon would be a nice, level-headed guy like most HL2 characters.
I hate when fans depict him as an angry and/or uncaring badass.

>>725202218 (OP)
...Hi, Alyx.

I want to use the few words I have to say how much you mean to me. At first I was fighting for myself, but eventually as time went on something changed in me. I realised I wasn't fighting for this planet, or humanity, or survival... Just you. Everything I've done these last few days, it was all for you. I know you don't understand it right now, but I hope one day you will.

Goodbye Alyx. Please live your life in this world to the fullest. I love you.

>>725207675
Fuck it. Ross can be my headcanon voice for Gordon.

>>725202218 (OP)
>”He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

>>725202218 (OP)
"I'm Gordon Freeman and these bullets are free... man..."

>>725202218 (OP)
This can't be good for me but I feel great

Anyone else find it weird that Barney was never seen or mentioned in episode 2? Like not even a "hey where's Barney?" "oh he's off doing this and that." just nothing

>>725211096
Didn't he just leave with the civilians? Maybe he's just done with the fight. After 20 years he's exhausted, the guy who's been doing this for 3 days can take up the mantle.

>Step aside, I'm a highly trained professional.
>So about that beer you owned me..
>Your brain and my crowbar will make an excellent team *swings*

>>725202218 (OP)
>Erm... There's combine soldiers RIGHT behind me, aren't there?

>>725202218 (OP)
i like to imagine that hes stoic and serious, level headed. not the corny duke nukem type

>>725202218 (OP)
>You fucked up my face.

>>725203816
came here to write this

>>725214558
probably, like the most i see out of him is a breathless "holy shit" after killing a bunch of people

>>725202218 (OP)
>Heheh. Get a load of this guy!
>*points thumb toward Breen on the holographic display*

Okaaaaay.. so that just happened. I don't understand, like at ALL what those freaky colors and the creepy dude were all about but I'm pretty sure it was awesome. And... Oh. My. Friggin. SCIENCE! Are those OPENING. CREDITS. In a VIDEO GAME?? This is epic and deep! Video games will finally be taken seriously! This-is-art. ART! Can't wait to shoot them baddies up! Bunny hop. Bunnyhopbunnyhopbunnyhop-Oh, whoa. OHMYGOSH! The people.. are talking! I'm-uh-oh ya. Gotta stay still. People don't flip out while talking. Well, I'm not really talking. Or am I? Guess it's in my head. Just stay still. This is like such a landmark in gaming. Gonna stay dignified. Talk it up my beautiful little non-playerinos. I'mma dignify it up by not jumpin' around like a hopped-up monkey. Gotta respect the game with opening titles. Yeppo. That's me, part of a great production. Just gonna play my part.

>>725202218 (OP)
Gordon is a nonverbal autist and I'm tired of pretending he's not

>>725216000
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

>>725202218 (OP)
We must be better scientists

>>725202218 (OP)
>I'll "Combine" my crowbar with your ass if you don't get outta here!

>>725216234
He works in stem doe, guaranteed to be a sperg

>>725202218 (OP)
"I can't go on. I've spent Half of my Life on this Blue Shift, fighting the Opposing Force. I've Raised my Crow Bar countless Episodes, and for what? Just to see my world Decay? I'm Gordone. You're all Free men now."

>>725202218 (OP)
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>>725211096
I hope we see him in HL3.

>>725202218 (OP)
>......................................................................................................................I drive

I don't know what's a popular reddit meme right now

>>725217913
If we get on the helicopter and go to the borealis I hope he comes with us