Thread 725203058

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>>725203058 (OP)
>black hair + brown hair = blonde hair
??????

>>725203436
Little kids will sometimes have blonde hair that turns dark as they get older.

I had blond hair when I was a baby, it's dark brown now.

>>725203058 (OP)
Who cares?

>>725203058 (OP)
She fucks women on the side it's fine

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ACKKKKKKK...!!!!!!!
A-ackkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAACKKK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>>725203436
>american education

>>725203516
Same, I was blonde until I was about 14 then it started turning brown, still got a bit of golden sheen to it though.

yuri sisters...

>>725203058 (OP)
bayo the giraffe
bitch looks like a lollipop

>>725203561
>t.

>>725203058 (OP)
>Oh noes, my waifu got consensual sex with another fictional character, nuuuuu!!.

>>725203664
Its because shes looking up you nigger..

I want her to make me worship her feet while she teases me about it

>>725204350
What an odd thing to say about a married woman?

>>725203058 (OP)
total yurishitter death

>>725203058 (OP)
>>725203436

>>725203058 (OP)
how is anyone taller than her

>>725203436
You're not white are you
Anon white people all start with blonde hair and blue eyes. Then their eyes and hair darken as they get older

>>725203058 (OP)
I love when people completely ignore entire parts of a story because they just want to ship characters. I genuinely do it's fucking hilarious when they have a mental breakdown because surprise they were wrong the entire time.

Reminder that lesbian porn is the most heterosexual porn in the world.

>>725204874
Damn, Chris Chan looks LIKE THAT?!?!?

>>725205262
Bayonetta games aren't porn, Reddit. Go back to Baldur's Gay Furry Quest.

Okay but was this written well in the story?
>uhhhh

>>725203436
jfc go back to school and learn how genetics work

>>725205015
The chinder chagger...
>>725203769
What a pansy man, wearing a dress.

>give Luka superpowers out of nowhere
>not make him playable
???

>>725205330
>>725203769

>>725203058 (OP)
The most seething I see at happy families are chuds screeching at interracial ones

>>725203436
You would be surprised, it's common enough for one person to look more NE Euro and the other Mediterranean, and the child comes out with blue eyes or even blond hair.
You also have to remember that a brunette is actually on the spectrum of blondness, they are blond as children and they make the same kind.

>>725205410
>no argument
Bayo x Luka is fine.
The story itself was putrid crap and Kamiya's scenario sucked ass. Stop it with the blind tendie shit just because Bayo is a Nintendo franchise now.

>>725203058 (OP)
Her proportions are so fucked
Look at that giraffe neck

>>725205489
>NE Euro
I meant NW ffs fml

>>725205262
If you're factoring in the audience's part in pornography then you're also acknowledging that you're a cuckold for watching it. I don't exist in the yuri world so it's still gay.

>>725205531
>The story itself was putrid crap and Kamiya's scenario sucked ass
The guy who edited Kamiya's scripts in Bayo 1 and 2 did not show up for 3. Origins meanwhile was a labour of love made by a fan of franchise
This is why I am still coping and deluding myself into thinking they will make Bayonetta 3 remake for Switch 2 with improved everything

>>725203058 (OP)
Did people really believe Bayonetta was a lesbian?

>>725205330
Yes. In Bayo 1, Luka is a dumbass nobody who has a vague vendetta against witches because he thinks one killed his dad. Bayo is an aimless fuck-about who works as a mob executioner because killing is her only skill.
They meet up at odds, but they both cooperate to protect a young child, and they grow closer as they develop throughout their adventures. By the end, he's handing her huge stacks of flowers: rosemary, because they had a conversation about it earlier.

>>725205262
>Reminder that lesbia-*ACK*

>>725205737
>Can only talk about Bayo 1's story because 3's is so awfully written
proving my point lol

>>725205728
Yeah, it was all people that didn't actually play the games and only consumed fan creations.

>>725203058 (OP)
Yuricucks cannot stand seeing a happy heterosexual family.
Look up any account that bashes any media for portraying "boring", "overdone" hetero romance. 99% it's a yurifag or an agp.

They also cannot stand any criticism. Or a joke. You know, just like "them".
They WILL ragespam any discussion where they're called out.

Transgirls in yalls heads rent free always

>>725205441
that picture caused a monumental amount of seethe amongst lefty parasites

>>725203609
>third worlder obsession

>>725205837
3 is the story about their child. Their romance was already complete by the end of Bayonetta 1.

>>725205489
>You would be surprised, it's common enough for one person to look more NE Euro and the other Mediterranean, and the child comes out with blue eyes or even blond hair.

>>725203769
Kek, xe looks like this

>>725205262
Even before I became political I always found dykeshit boring. The point of watching porn is to stimulate something happening to your dick, which is why you fap. If there is no man for you to self insert into there is no point in watching it, you can just do it to imagination for better results.
Even tentacle shit is better because you can easily replace the tentacles that penetrate the girls with your dick.