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Anonymous No.725205104 [Report] >>725205218 >>725206050 >>725206581 >>725207639 >>725208370 >>725208654 >>725211868 >>725213687 >>725214804 >>725216909 >>725218571 >>725220585 >>725221656 >>725223351 >>725224507 >>725224790 >>725226523 >>725226678
The Expanse
I love Owlcat games, and rpg's in general, so when I heard about their upcoming game, the expanse, a third person space rpg, clearly inspired by mass effect. I was pretty excited.
Then I found out that it was based on a book/tv series, which is a red flag. So I decided to try out the series, and now I am not that excited about the game anymore. The setting is the most boring shit you could have done with a space game. Is there even anything Owlcat can do to make the setting work?

I want to be excited for Regina's game.
Anonymous No.725205218 [Report] >>725206614
>>725205104 (OP)
You are excited for Regina's vagina.
Anonymous No.725205370 [Report] >>725205937 >>725206052 >>725214970 >>725224342
>Improve your base games
>use the newly generated income to make better games of the same type?
>no
>leave that to a secondary team and instead make progressively more sanitized stale garbage nobody, not even normies, asked you to make
Why are all RPG companies like this?
Anonymous No.725205937 [Report]
>>725205370
>use the newly generated income to make better games of the same type?
But they did exactly that. It's called Rogue Trader.
>wah wah they can't branch out!
Anonymous No.725206050 [Report] >>725206424 >>725206479
>>725205104 (OP)
She is not going to be romanceable or if by some chance she is then there is going to be something deeply wrong with her.
Anonymous No.725206052 [Report] >>725206218
>>725205370
Because there's an exponential increase in profits when you can appeal to something more mainstream aka fans of Mass Effect who want more of something similar.
Anonymous No.725206218 [Report] >>725206329
>>725206052
Except this appeals in no way to fans of Mass Effect as it ensured to remove all the alien shit that attracted mass effect fans to begin with.
Anonymous No.725206329 [Report] >>725206496
>>725206218
>Except this appeals in no way to fans of Mass Effect
Of course it does. The lack of aliens is a negative, I'll give you. But the real pull is space, not aliens.
Anonymous No.725206424 [Report]
>>725206050
>there is going to be something deeply wrong with her.
So what you are saying, is that she is confirmed best girl?
Anonymous No.725206479 [Report]
>>725206050
Yep, expect cannibalism and/or cuckoldry, most likely both.
Anonymous No.725206496 [Report] >>725206851
>>725206329
If that was the case, The Outer Worlds would be popular, anon.
Anonymous No.725206581 [Report] >>725206705 >>725206929 >>725224482
>>725205104 (OP)
I never played Owlcat games and am similarly excited. The over-the-shoulder camera aesthetic just makes it more visceral and fun instead of the RTS-style isometric bullshit they did prior desu.
About the books, I agree. Could stomach only the first two. The show is spectacular, though.
Anonymous No.725206614 [Report]
>>725205218
Fpbp
Anonymous No.725206705 [Report]
>>725206581
>visceral
Anonymous No.725206806 [Report]
https://youtu.be/9PqNeoff3NI
Anonymous No.725206851 [Report]
>>725206496
That's an entirely different genre.
Anonymous No.725206929 [Report] >>725207704
>>725206581
>The show is spectacular, though.
I liked the first season, because it had some mystery. Second started out strong, then became boring. I dropped it after just 4 episodes into the third season.
Anonymous No.725207639 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
I was also excited by the game so I read the first book and the setting is indeed pretty boring but the characters and the protomolecule kept me reading, it's the thing that turns people into husks similar to ones from Mass Effect. When I read the 2nd book I'll check out the show.
Anonymous No.725207704 [Report]
>>725206929
Shame. The third season was the peak.
Anonymous No.725207735 [Report]
looks like that cosplayer who sold her virginity for 20k
Anonymous No.725208370 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
The hard sci-fi physics are the appeal
Anonymous No.725208654 [Report] >>725214681
>>725205104 (OP)
>WAHHHH WHY COULDN'T IT BE STAR WARS AND STAR TREK!? THOSE ARE EXCITING WITH THEIR PEW PEW LASER GUNS AND SWISH SWISH LASER SWORDS!
Anonymous No.725208857 [Report] >>725209923
The setting is extremely interesting. It's way more fun to have a plausible near future exploration of humans in our solar system than just tossing in dozens of humans wearing makeup and prosthetics on their face pretending to be aliens. You've already had a thousand of those. Let something be different for once.
Anonymous No.725209923 [Report] >>725211202
>>725208857
I think it would be better if they just removed the belters completely. They just feel like the token poor minority group #4276 you should feel sorry for, even if they are clearly in the wrong every step of the way. Should just be about Mars and Earth
Anonymous No.725211202 [Report]
>>725209923
You misunderstand the Expanse then. Humanity wants to colonize everything in the system. That includes Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, and their moons. It needs stations in the asteroid belt to fuel, repair, and resupply ships. Who is going to run these stations? Put people from Earth and Mars there, they just become "belter". Belters are not a solid faction of uniform downtrodden people. They''re tens of millions of people that live in low gravity asteroids, further out than Mars but not as far as Jupiter. And it's one of the most interesting sci-fi aspects of the setting. It's almost never explored in any other sci-fi. Audiences always assume humans will never change and be exactly the same in the future. If humans can't leave the solar system in any meaningful way, then humans will start living out in space more and more. The body body doesn't stay the same in low gravity and changes quite a bit. They get to the point they physically can't tolerate going down to a "heavy gravity" world like Earth without dying. The Inner Planets almost view them as alien and vice versa. You're mad about them as a faction since you don't like the "poor minority group", but just because it makes you seethe doesn't mean it's not realistic and interesting. Humanity has always used some disposable slave work force to get things done and not cared if they died horrifically. The Belters are a thousand different factions not this single homogenous group you think they are. They're only able to get a coherent fighting force together to finally strike back due to the chaos the ring introduces. And they're fractic to stop the exodus of people since no sane person would want to live in the belt anymore if there's brand new worlds available. Simply Earth and Mars fighting wouldn't be anywhere near as interesting.
Anonymous No.725211868 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
>The setting is the most boring shit you could have done with a space game
Anonymous No.725212149 [Report] >>725213086
Expanse is woke trash
Anonymous No.725213086 [Report]
>>725212149
The retarded woke choices made by the writers in the books/show don't need to carry over to a game. The setting itself isn't woke.
Anonymous No.725213687 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
>she sees your dick
Anonymous No.725214681 [Report]
>>725208654
This, but also the sexy alien girls built for human men.
Anonymous No.725214804 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
>person space rpg, clearly inspired by mass effect
Copy cat devs
Anonymous No.725214970 [Report] >>725217912
>>725205370
>make progressively more sanitized stale garbage nobody, not even normies, asked you to make
Now go and take a look at the view counts for The Expanse game vs the Cuckhammer Shart Heresy game
Nobody cares about cuckhammer 40gays
Anonymous No.725216056 [Report] >>725216315
I just want to play a Mormon and kill all the belters in revenge.
Anonymous No.725216315 [Report] >>725216463
>>725216056
They get their own planet and in a tiny fraction of the time it would have taken otherwise. They expected to fly that ship out and never see their destination. Imagine if they had left the system on the Nauvoo and all the rings opened up just afterwards.
Anonymous No.725216463 [Report]
>>725216315
Yeah but the Belters didn't know that when they turned the colony ship into a missile and then salvaged it into a warship after it missed without refunds.
Anonymous No.725216745 [Report] >>725219452 >>725219669
I want a space sim where my crew pilots a ship around to the various solar system locations doing odd jobs and trying not to get caught up in a brewing war
Anonymous No.725216909 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
it's going to be horrifically broken and even less finished than their previous games. The source material is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.725217912 [Report]
>>725214970
More people care about it than Pathfinder, at the very least
Anonymous No.725218571 [Report] >>725218691 >>725222831
>>725205104 (OP)
The only exposure i had to the expanse was through that series, which i couldnt even finish a single season of.
Honestly im only slightly interested in it because its owlcat, else i wouldnt even give it a chance.
They really should have went with an original IP
Anonymous No.725218691 [Report] >>725219145 >>725219721 >>725221036
>>725218571
You sound really dim. It's best that you stick to simple series such a Super Mario Brothers. Wouldn't want to overtax that weakened brain of yours.
Anonymous No.725219145 [Report]
>>725218691
You sound really dim. It's best that you stick to simple series such a Super Mario Brothers. Wouldn't want to overtax that weakened brain of yours.
Anonymous No.725219452 [Report]
>Expanse game
>not space sim
>it's TPS
>from devs who made nothing but CRPG
>>725216745
Same
Anonymous No.725219669 [Report] >>725219701
>>725216745
So you want Mount and Blade in space?
Anonymous No.725219701 [Report]
>>725219669
hell yeah
Anonymous No.725219721 [Report] >>725219771
>>725218691
>waaa waaaa he doesn't like my sanitized made for streaming slop show waaaa
kill yourself, r*dditor.
Anonymous No.725219771 [Report] >>725219949
>>725219721
but it was made for cable, not streaming (at first)
Anonymous No.725219949 [Report] >>725220090 >>725220460
>>725219771
>erm acshully
no one cares. there's only 3 good scifi shows - Farscape, Babylon 5 and Star Trek Enterprise.
Anonymous No.725220090 [Report]
>>725219949
it was good through Season 4
Anonymous No.725220460 [Report] >>725220553
>>725219949
>Greasy grognard tries to gatekeep the entire scifi genre down to his pet 3 shows
Lol, lmao even
Anonymous No.725220553 [Report] >>725220657 >>725220920
>>725220460
Make that 4, because Atlantis is good and it mogs SG1.
Anonymous No.725220585 [Report] >>725220732
>>725205104 (OP)
So will she be a dommy mommy type or a normal woman?
Anonymous No.725220657 [Report]
>>725220553
truke
Anonymous No.725220732 [Report]
>>725220585
7 foot tall belter GF for you to manhandle as an Earthchad.
Anonymous No.725220820 [Report] >>725220924 >>725222029
Is Rogue Trader as queer as WotR was?
Anonymous No.725220920 [Report] >>725221036
>>725220553
Never watched Atlantis, don't really care about fighting with you about it. And I don't give a shit if you liked SG1 or not. I'm just letting you know that it's fucking gay and retarded to insist that 'your personal favorites' are the only valid shows around.
>erm acshually only MY opinions are right because I'm the protagonist of the fucking universe
>I'm the guy in the chad meme! I'm based!
>*pushes up coke bottle glasses with faggy pencil-wristed boy-hands*
Anonymous No.725220924 [Report] >>725221134 >>725221269 >>725221742
>>725220820
Not really, most of the faggery in pathfinder was a combination of content from the original story Paizo made and Thainen who got the boot after WotR.
Anonymous No.725221036 [Report] >>725221260
>>725220920
I responded like that to this faggot: >>725218691

It was justified. Go catch AIDS.
Anonymous No.725221083 [Report] >>725221147 >>725221161 >>725221179 >>725222671 >>725223149 >>725223457 >>725224710
Is the show worth watching?
Anonymous No.725221134 [Report] >>725221241 >>725221742
>>725220924
Daeran's faggotry has nothing to do with those two (of course, /v/ is filled with fags that want to fuck him, so he's always ignored when talking about WotR's faggotry)
Anonymous No.725221147 [Report]
>>725221083
yes but stop after Season 4 (or during Season 4, the tendrils of Amazon retardation start creeping in but there was enough to like for me to push through)
Anonymous No.725221161 [Report]
>>725221083
yeah, it's peak sci-fi imo
Anonymous No.725221179 [Report] >>725221994
>>725221083
Depends how much you can stomach girl bosses
Anonymous No.725221241 [Report] >>725221356 >>725221742
>>725221134
if Daeran was a girl with no other changes, he'd be every anon's waifu
Anonymous No.725221260 [Report] >>725221334
>>725221036
Nah, being a myopic faggot is never justified. Just tell him the Expanse was gurlpower wokeslop and move on with your life.
Anonymous No.725221269 [Report]
>>725220924
>Thainen
Is that the tranny dwarf guy? Because if he is, im pretty sure hes still there
Anonymous No.725221334 [Report] >>725222106
>>725221260
You don't get to lecture me on how to respond to people, buddy. You autistic or something?
Anonymous No.725221356 [Report] >>725222084 >>725224226
>>725221241
>brown whore that constantly tries to fuck other people
Keep telling yourself that
Anonymous No.725221656 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
Imagine her cuckolding you
Jesus
Anonymous No.725221742 [Report] >>725221905
>>725221134
>>725221241

I was perfectly fine with Daeran, he made sense as a character and he was funny.
It's the rest of the game that feels like an LGBT flavored parody of a regular RPG.

>>725220924
>Not really
Meaning it's still pretty queer?
Anonymous No.725221905 [Report] >>725223250 >>725224290
>>725221742
>the rest of the game feels like an LGBT parody
>but the sassy fag that says (repeatedly) that he wants to fuck you, isn't
It is as I said
Anonymous No.725221994 [Report] >>725222390
>>725221179
This shit comes after season 4. It's good to stop there.
Anonymous No.725222029 [Report]
>>725220820
A lot more, actually.
Anonymous No.725222084 [Report] >>725222690
>>725221356
Jae is trying to exploit you and your title at every turn, Daeran is just a sad little kid trying to hide massive trauma behind outlandish extravagance
Anonymous No.725222106 [Report] >>725222420
>>725221334
>You don't get to lecture me on how to respond to people, buddy
Yes, yes I do. "My favorite thing good, your favorite thing bad" is hilariously reductive and puerile. It's the type of dialogue you get out of literal children in elementary school. I understand that the level of discussion on this Mongolian basket-weaving forum has gone down the shitter since the 2016 elections, but I'm still going to call out this sort of nonsense when I see it, even if it upsets you (probably on account of your missing father figure). So be better, sweetie :^)
Anonymous No.725222390 [Report]
>>725221994
Uh huh, sure buddy
Anonymous No.725222420 [Report]
>>725222106
not reading your spergout
Anonymous No.725222671 [Report]
>>725221083
For what it what, yes. The people defending it back in the syfy days were actually right. The amazon backed series are a bit meh really.
Killing one of the characters and editing them out of scenes over the RL actor wanting bob and vagene was a bit much
Anonymous No.725222690 [Report] >>725223017
>>725222084
>trying to hide massive trauma behind outlandish extravagance
That sounds familiar, just replace kid with old hag
you're never going to convince me otherwise
>romanced aeon ending has him naming his child after you
I'm sure there would be zero shitposting about this, totally
Anonymous No.725222831 [Report] >>725222986 >>725223297
>>725218571
Original ips are very risky. Look at starfield.

This is going to be owlcats first big budget mainstream game. They are playing it as safe as they can. Look at the companions. They are all conventionally attractive, even the diversity ones. No weird monster girls or fetish bait.
The gameplay is also just mass effect. Nothing complex.

Very safe. This is the game that either puts them on the map or pushes them into obscurity.
Anonymous No.725222986 [Report]
>>725222831
>No weird monster girls
Literally no one, and I mean, absolutely no one, would complain about having alien girls as long as they're attractive
Anonymous No.725223017 [Report] >>725223131
>>725222690
>fucking someone so good they still remember you after you erase yourself from existence
Anonymous No.725223131 [Report]
>>725223017
They remember you because you allow it, you can leave your companions with their memories. And the other romance options all become celibate for you, you get what I mean?
Anonymous No.725223149 [Report]
>>725221083
Yes. Last TV space opera. We will never get anything similar again.
Anonymous No.725223250 [Report] >>725223324
>>725221905
Daeran wants to fuck you if you play a chick as well, he's a degenerate weirdo that is repeatedly presented as a sad existence.
Anonymous No.725223283 [Report]
I think the show is fine but there's honestly nothing really appealing to me. Even the creators intentionally gamifying it with the High Tech, Medium Skill, Low pop Mars, Med Tech, Low Skill, High Pop Earth, and Low Tech, High Skill, Med Pop Belters did little to make it appeal to me.
All the space magic is boring. Going too far to try and make it hard science is boring. The instant apocalypse available anytime is boring. The future dystopic setting is boring.

It has the same problems as something like the Magicians where its hardcore fans think its edge means that it's mature and deserves more popularity when in fact people don't really want a miserable setting with nothing cool, or perhaps cool to a very small minority. There's a reason why Harry Potter is 1000x bigger than the Magicians and Trek/Wars is 1000x bigger than the expanse.
Anonymous No.725223297 [Report]
>>725222831
>No weird monster girls or fetish bait.
>Very safe
This is why it will never be anything more than mediocre. Though in general im not a fan of hard scifi, so i guess im not the target audience for this. Expanse as a setting just doesnt seem all that interesting to me
Anonymous No.725223324 [Report] >>725224691
>>725223250
>Daeran wants to fuck you if you play a chick as well
And?
As if that made this guy trying to fuck your ass any less annoying
Anonymous No.725223351 [Report] >>725223440 >>725224731
>>725205104 (OP)
Is this going to be OwlKINO's Baldur's Gate 3?
Anonymous No.725223440 [Report] >>725223517
>>725223351
>TPS
Doubt.
Those faggots should make Pathfinder in full TB instead
Anonymous No.725223457 [Report]
>>725221083
Yes. The first 3 seasons are the best ones and only season 5 is actually bad. Despite being cancelled it ends quite well.
Anonymous No.725223517 [Report] >>725223807
>>725223440
I meant in the sense that it's the game that makes them known to normalfaggot audiences worldwide.
Anonymous No.725223807 [Report] >>725223876
>>725223517
Are you out of your mind? Expanse isn't even remotely popular universe. It doesn't even have freedom of Mass Effect.
Anonymous No.725223876 [Report] >>725223976
>>725223807
And how many normalfags knew about Baldur's Gate before ? Vast majority of people that played the game I talked to didn't even know it's D&D.
Anonymous No.725223976 [Report] >>725224156
>>725223876
>And how many normalfags knew about Baldur's Gate before ?
Are you ill or something?
Anonymous No.725224035 [Report] >>725224075 >>725224090 >>725225896 >>725226951
Should have made a game in a superior sci fi setting like pic related
Anonymous No.725224075 [Report]
>>725224035
>like pic related
Anonymous No.725224090 [Report]
>>725224035
Forgot the pic, FUCK
Anonymous No.725224156 [Report] >>725224336
>>725223976
>he actually think the majority of BG3 players have played the original games
Anonymous No.725224226 [Report]
>>725221356
She doesn't fuck anyone else if you romance her.
Anonymous No.725224290 [Report]
>>725221905
way less annoying than "Hi, I am Jeff. This is my husband Dave. We're pretty normal people, I guess." type writing which WotR is also full of
Anonymous No.725224336 [Report] >>725224404
>>725224156
Anon...this game can't even generate any (You)s for your BG3 shitposting. Try different thread.
Anonymous No.725224342 [Report]
>>725205370
Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy are the former
Anonymous No.725224404 [Report] >>725224739
>>725224336
?
It's just the truth, the vast majority of people that played BG3 never played the originals, at best they just heard they were those popular boomer rpgs they never touched. That's why nobody gave a fuck when Minsc was revealed in that one trailer
Anonymous No.725224482 [Report]
>>725206581
Everything after season 1 is just an escalating series of Naomi fuck ups that she cry-acts through.
Anonymous No.725224507 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
Thank you anon! You are a good anon! Give me Regina wife! You are a good anon!
Anonymous No.725224691 [Report]
>>725223324
How was it annoying? He asks once, presuming you flirted with him.
Anonymous No.725224710 [Report]
>>725221083
Good until they cancel one of the characters for no reason. Read the books
Anonymous No.725224731 [Report]
>>725223351
Hopefully it will be at least at Alpha Protocol quality level.
Anonymous No.725224739 [Report]
>>725224404
Just stop (You)ing me. I don't care about your BG3 shitpsoting and you should be mentally ill to think this game will even reach WotR tier popularity if you actually played owlkek games and watched/read Expanse (the show that was cancelled before reaching peak SF arc with massive space battles and alien technology).
Anonymous No.725224790 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
>I love Owlcat games
Anonymous No.725224815 [Report] >>725225198
Okay, no more (You)s, but I gotta say
>1.5 million views trailer
yeah so far, it's looking more popular than WotR
Anonymous No.725224951 [Report]
>ywn get a show depicting the Laconia a taking over the galaxy
Anonymous No.725225198 [Report] >>725225519 >>725225524 >>725225791
>>725224815
don't count your chickens, there's a very strong chance it's their most fundamentally broken game yet
Anonymous No.725225519 [Report] >>725225802 >>725226042 >>725226586
>>725225198
Sure, maybe it will be a broken buggy mess and most people will end up dropping it as a result. But the game is basically a ME rip-off, cinematic and fully voice acted, those things alone attract normalfags way more than anything compared to their previous games
Anonymous No.725225524 [Report]
>>725225198
>very strong
Very very strong.
Anonymous No.725225791 [Report]
>>725225198
My dude, they can't even code an isometric RPG to be functional. If this game boots up at all, it's going to be shocking.
Anonymous No.725225802 [Report]
>>725225519
bad word of mouth kills a game faster than your mom kills a chocolate cake
Anonymous No.725225836 [Report] >>725226038
expanse is a boring shitty character drama with the faintest tinge of sci-fi
it's pretty much a telenovela in space without all the dumb funny parts
Anonymous No.725225896 [Report]
>>725224035
You had one chance anon and you blew it. for shame
Anonymous No.725226038 [Report] >>725226158
>>725225836
>a telenovela in space without all the dumb funny parts
Dood, this perfectly describes Star Trek.
Anonymous No.725226042 [Report] >>725226113 >>725227161
>>725225519
>me rip off
>without the aliens
>and more importantly without the alien waifus
whats the point
Anonymous No.725226113 [Report] >>725226298
>>725226042
you will like ze human waifus and you will like it
Anonymous No.725226158 [Report]
>>725226038
if FUCKING only it was half as interesting as the average filler star trek episode
Anonymous No.725226298 [Report]
>>725226113
After taking a good look at the OP girl, I do like it yeah
Anonymous No.725226523 [Report]
>>725205104 (OP)
They should've made Starfinder
Anonymous No.725226586 [Report]
>>725225519
>KotOR rip-off
Grounded universe with flip-birn space ships, without any magic (they're forcing magic as protoshit for this game but it isn't something like bio shit from ME universe), no aliens, no interstellar travel without gates (specific timeframe), no epic space cities, megastructure or anything. It's not even wild west universe where anyone can own combat spaceship with modern armor and weaponry in any normal situation similar how you can't just buy F22 for casual war crimes.
It's also based on TV show (no one cares about books) so design and assets will be stripped from TV show instead of using their own interpretation of books. Same thing happened with ASoIaF after GOT.
Because it is based on books and not a sequel to the books it will be forever shackled by book story and events.
Anonymous No.725226678 [Report] >>725227159
>>725205104 (OP)
>a third person space rpg
ZZZ
Anonymous No.725226951 [Report]
>>725224035
You must have a lot of faith in the Expanse if nothing else is better...
Anonymous No.725227159 [Report]
>>725226678
No that's a gacha game
Anonymous No.725227161 [Report] >>725227267 >>725227376
>>725226042
>>without the aliens
>>and more importantly without the alien waifus
We've seen Owlcat's attempt at alien waifus, dude. It was some retarded asexual nonsense.
Anonymous No.725227267 [Report] >>725227469
>>725227161
>It was some retarded asexual nonsense.
I fuck my fishwife
Anonymous No.725227376 [Report]
>>725227161
>alien from a completely different universe where 99% of the interactions between humans and aliens are hostile
Anonymous No.725227469 [Report] >>725227779 >>725227918 >>725228146 >>725228214
>>725227267
She's a mutant, not an alien. The alien was the asexual "experiment" romance that shouldn't even count as a romance at all. It was retarded garbage. Worst thing they've ever done. By the way, she fucks another character in the ending even though she refuses to fuck (You). Not even a joke or a meme.
Anonymous No.725227779 [Report] >>725228265 >>725229082
>>725227469
The fuck did you expect with an Eldar?
Anonymous No.725227918 [Report]
>>725227469
>she fucks another character in the ending even though she refuses to fuck (You). Not even a joke or a meme
Only happens if you don't romance her by the way
Anonymous No.725228146 [Report] >>725228208
>>725227469
>best romance in their games are a pair of twin half demons, a literal demon and a cute fish girl
Yeah, i want the alien waifus, i dont need an opinion from faggots like you
Anonymous No.725228208 [Report]
>>725228146
>not aliens
>not an alien
>still not an alien (in the game where there are actual aliens)
You are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.725228214 [Report]
>>725227469
>not even a joke or a meme
>it is indeed, a meme
Why do anons lie on the internet???
Anonymous No.725228265 [Report]
>>725227779
>It's okay that it's shit because it's supposed to be shit!
Dumbass
Anonymous No.725229082 [Report] >>725229565
>>725227779
Marazhai is more loyal to you
Anonymous No.725229565 [Report] >>725230334
>>725229082
Mars Bar is a desperate loser trying to use you as a life raft to stop himself from drowning and deserves to be killed in the arena or handed over to Mandrakes the moment you no longer need him to get back home. Yrliet is mostly just an easily tricked retard and while that isn't much better at least her malice isn't planned in advance.
Anonymous No.725230334 [Report]
>>725229565
Okay but he still has sex with you and even becomes so obsessed he keeps coming back after you drink the chaos kool-aid