Thread 725217432

Otacon, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

>>725217432 (OP)
How embarrassing!

>>725217526
Embarrassing?

Snake thoughts on Pokemon ZA? i think you paly on the go with your switch 2?

>>725218470
Pokemon ZA? Otacon, who is this "anonymous" that's tapping into my codec and asking me about Nintendo games?

>>725218916
idk but you better answer or im sending the guards a message

>>725218947
No! I'll answer your question... I haven't played it, but I also don't have Nintendo Switch 2 either.

>>725217432 (OP)
nig nig nig nigggggerrrrsssss hahahahahahahahaa

>>725219052
oh okay. for our chat i'll say theres a vent thats to the left of you can use for hiding. goodluck

>>725219098
Snake! Watch out... These anonymous posters will often say racial slurs. In order to combat them, press the action button.

>>725219098
Snake! Watch out... These anonymous posters will often say racial slurs. In order to combat them, press the action button.

>>725219152
Colonel, this "anon" has seemed to help me by giving me information. Can you tell me if he's trustworthy?

>>725217432 (OP)
Snake, have you ever heard of David Hayter? He's an iconic voice actor, prominently known for playing the role of Solid Snake in the hit video game "Metal Gear Solid". It's a great game! You should play it. Unfortunately, Mr. Hayter wasn't invited to reprise his role in the fifth mainline title "the Phantom Pain" much to the chagrin of many diehard fans. Instead, the role was assumed by Kiefer Sutherland. He doesn't talk much, despite being such an expensive and big name actor. Regardless, it's a pretty good game with some engaging tactical espionage operations, and I think you should give it a try!

>>725219620
Master? What are you doing here? The fans must be mad that an iconic voice actor was replaced, huh?

>>725219992
I'm here to monitor the mission and provide you with intel, Snake. Don't forget to refresh the page often by pressing F5 on your keyboard. Alternatively, many modern web browsers have a 'refresh page' button located somewhere near the search bar. Try it to make sure that your thread stays up to date with new posts. Of course, there's also the 'update' button which is located at the bottom of the page which provides a similar function but relegated to your specific thread.

Snake, be careful! There are many trolls around these parts, and they often lay traps for unsuspecting prey that are primed with bait. Don't fall for the bait! If you get caught, you'll have no choice but to retreat and lose line of sight before proceeding.

Based thread, Snaek

>>725220458
Refresh button, huh? From what Otacon has told me, I've been refreshing this mysterious webpage by using the "Ctrl" key with the "R" key on my keyboard issued by the Colonel. Master, where can I find your frequency in case I have any more questions?

Metal gear solid was never good and if you ever thought so you are literal cattle who gets his opinions from video game journalists who wanked this game precisely because Kojima is the biggest westerner dick sucker to ever exist

Meryl's butt. That is all

>>725221149
Make love, huh? Love cannot bloom on a battlefield. Come on, we have to destroy metal gear before the terrorists activate it.

>>725220776
My frequency is 141.80. Don't forget it. Snake, it's really cold in Alaska, and I often keep warm by drinking warm liquids such as coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. If you start to get cold, make sure you get a warm drink as soon as possible. Regulating body temperature is essential to preventing hypothermia in a frozen environment.

Snake, I've the sudden compulsion to tell you "never be game over". I'm sure you understand.

Doktor, turn off my racism inhibitors!

What's that smell?

>>725221691
That's none of your beeswax.

>>725221691
Chatgpt

>>725221427
Master, I've just received a codec call from Colonel Campbell. He told me that you've been dead for three days. If I'm not talking to Miller, then I must be talking to....

This is the best thread on 4chan right now.

>>725222138
Otacon, there's this anonymous poster telling me that my codec call between me and you is the best "thread" on this "4chan" webpage. What does this mean?

>>725221979
HA. HAHA. THAT'S RIGHT BROOOOOOOOOOTHER. IT IS I, LIQUID SNAKE, HENCE MY ADVICE TO DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS! YOU ARE QUITE ASTUTE BROOOOOOTTTTTTHHHAAAAAAA BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I AM HERE TO SHITPOST IN YOUR THREAD AND THEREBY PREVENT YOU FROM DISCOVERING THE SUPER SECRET LOCATION OF THE METAL GEAR THAT IS, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, PREPARING FOR DEPLOYMENT. I AM GOING TO DROP TRVTHNVKES ON THIS ENTIRE BOARD, SNAKE, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. COPE AND SEETHE, BROOOOTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH---ACK

How would Snake defeat the infamous hacker known as 4chan?

...

>>725222286
We need to be careful snake! Someone has hijacked our frequency everything we say is being broadcast on the website "4chan.org" and vice versa!

>>725222412
Liquid!? How the...!? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Why would you disguise yourself as master? Were you sent here to kill me?

>>725222747
There is a snake in your boot.

Test

>Play this game for the first time last week
>Suddenly get reminded of that Fucking Arin Simple plot of Metal Gear song from decade ago
>Still remember the lyrics
>Realized I got completely spoiled before I even knew about the game at all
Incredible just fucking great

>>725222747
What!?? Are you telling me that an entire live website can hear what we're saying?!... Is there any way to defeat this "4chan" website?... Are they organized terrorists?

The world is better off without snakes.
This is good, isn't it?

>>725223229
It's pretty good...

>>725222816
Hmph. Enough questions, BROOOOOTTTHHHEEEERRRR. I'm here for one reason and one reason only, to disseminate TRVTHNVKES in your thread! For instance:
>DESPITE COMPRISING ONLY 13 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION, AFRICAN AMERICANS COMMIT AS MUCH AS 50 PERCENT OF CRIME!
HAHA HOHO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT BROTHHHHEEERRRRRR
AND ANOTHER
>TRANSGENDERISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS AND TRANSGENDERED PEOPLES SHOULD BE INVOLUNTARILY COMMITTED TO PSYCHIATRIC WARDS
HAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY BROTHER

>>725223450
You're pretty good...

>>725223556
My knees are buckling.

Thread? African American? Transgenders!? Liquid, none of this is correlating. Liquid... It's not too late to destroy Metal Gear. You don't have to drop a "Truth Nuke", you're time is over.

>>725221517
Racism, huh? So you're saying I can just light up a cigarette and niggers will be visible? Hmm.
The Nigger? What about it? He's a special super nigger?
Steal my box, huh?

>>725224069
Hmph, you were always a buffoon, BROOOOOOOTHER. It's clear that I have the superior genes. That also means I have the superior MEMES, and I WON'T stop until they're spread ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Ocelot told me about how you'd try and reason your way out of this... It's not going to happen, BROOOOOOOOTTTTTT---ACK---THHHHEERRRRR. The boss' will shall be fulfilled. En garde! MORE TRVTHNVKES:
>THE ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETENYAHU IS A KIDDY DIDDLER
>THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED
>JORDAN PETERSON'S "10 RULES FOR LIFE" IS THE GREATEST NON-FICTION WORK OF WRITING IN THE PAST MILLENNIUM
>FEMINISM IS BAD FOR SOCIETY AND THE PATRIARCHY IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS OUR SOCIETY FROM UNRAVELING
BROTHER, DON'T THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM DESTROYING THE LGBTQIA+ MOVEMENT I WILL ROUT THEIR LEADERS WITH MY TACTICAL STEALTH ACTION AND THAT IS NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR MY PENIS.

>>725224579
Nice reddit post, nigger.

>>725217432 (OP)
Snake, try distract the guards with your sick skateboarding skills. You should be able to procure a skateboard from the armory

>>725224761
take it or leave it, faggot.

>>725224579
Superior genes, huh? Memes?! Liquid!!! Stop dropping these "Truth Nukes"!! I will destroy to and Metal Gear Rex!!

>>725225304
>red onions
You are forgiven.

>>725224579
Superior genes, huh? Memes?! Liquid!!! Stop dropping these "Truth Nukes"!! I will destroy to and Metal Gear Rex!!

>>725224579
Superior genes, huh? Memes?! Liquid!!! Stop dropping these "Truth Nukes"!! I will destroy you and Metal Gear Rex!!

>>725226123
I'm afraid our time together has come to an end, BROTHER. I'd opine longer on my motivations and our FATHER THE BELLEND but I really must be getting back to my latest anime addiction, so I must cut this little meeting short. Any last words before I blow your brains out? Here's a few more NVKES for you to consider in the brief moment before your and Meryl's grey matter splatter all over the pavement:
>HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>NO NUT NOVEMBER IS INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AT MAINTAINING HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
>YOUR MOM GAY
HAHA GOOD BYE SNAKE SAY HELLO TO FATHER FOR ME

>>725226181
Liquid!! Fine... Go back to your Japanese Anime... Just before I make sure you never drop any more nukes!!!

>>725223076
Thats the thing about 4chan its completely anonymous you dont even need an account to post! Anyone could be watching, we could switch to burst transmission but I doubt that would make a difference.

>>725227131
Anonymous, huh? Otacon, I've been browsing this web page and I now feel an overwhelming sense of dread and depression. Could it be psychological warfare? A common tactic both on and off the battlefield.

>>725217432 (OP)
There should be some soundproof asspads in the storage room in the basement but you will need a keycard to unlock it!

>>725228216
Otacon... Where can I find this key?

And... How do I put on the asspads?

bump

>>725227104
kek