Thread 725225170

Nothing like a drink and some vidya.

>A-ALCOHOLIC!!!
Yes.

nice dildo faggot

I’ve never drank before.

>>725225170 (OP)
God that is such a slavic image, kek. I can literally hear the electronic music blasting just from looking at it

Looks cozy where in Eastern Europe do you live

>>725225478
>mutt vodka
>mutt energy drink
>french faggot bread roll
>italian sausage
>unindentified tin (probably chili beans or deenz)

>>725225170 (OP)
Never drank or smoked or did any substance outside of caffeine
Am I missing anything?

>>725225170 (OP)
Our bums eat better.

>>725225170 (OP)
What's in the tin?

>>725225747
yes, alcohol is fun

Why do zoomers hate alcohol so much?

>>725225949
Why would I drink something gross that makes me lose control of my mind?

How do you cunts play games hungover?

>>725225949
Its a social activity and they are absolutely cucked and fried retards incapable of human interaction beyond discord channels. Every article i read about them not getting jobs makes total sense if you've interacted with them professionally. Its like talking to a wall or a beaten dog. They seriously dont know active communication.

>>725226105
>he thinks he is in control

>>725225170 (OP)
DUDE
ALCOHOL
i'm drinking too

>>725225478
those are all the consumable food items in stalker

>>725225747
>Am I missing anything?
From a risk reward perspective, not really.

>>725225815
>brain/organ damage at any level of consumption is fun

>>725226628
you have self control don't you?

>>725226763
Any amount of alcohol consumption is toxic, it's literally poison. The "just le moderate your consumption" argument can apply to other drugs, but not alcohol.

>>725226474
Where is the beer?

>>725225747
I like drinking, but it's very hit or miss. I drink exclusively for the physical disconnect, but some people use it for the social lubricant or for the mental disconnect. If you're in a state where you're mentally sound, there's no reason to drink much of anything, and that's ignoring the fact that ethanol is actively harmful to your body

>>725226628
>>725226820

>>725226826
there's no beer in stalker

>>725226763
if you had self-control you'd control yourself from putting any poison in your own body just because it feels good temporarily

Everytime I drink I regret it because I come home and try to play multiplayer games then suck ass. It is the liquid jew.

>>725226820
how is drinking a pack of light beer toxic? you literally piss it out. i can only see it being dangerous to the morbidly obese.

>>725225170 (OP)
People will shit on this but you've got all the bases covered for maximum enjoyment to money spent:

>Booze to chill you out
>Energy drink to stop you falling asleep so you can make the most of being tipsy
>Nice hearty meal of carbs and protein to fill your belly and soak up the alcohol
I kneel, OP.

>>725226957
t. alcoholic

>>725226975
>how is drinking a small serving of rat poison toxic? you literally piss it out

>>725225747
>Am I missing anything?
I only started drinking alcohol when I turned 23.

Never touched anything else, not even cigarettes or weed. Alcohol (once you get over the initial beginner period) just chills me out, stops me overthinking everything, stops me feeling anxious, lets me relax and be more talkative and open with people. But you have to be careful and make sure it never becomes something you NEED to get through the day, it should always be kept as a reward at the end of a tough week or month, almost like edging.

>>725227146
thanks chatGPT

>>725227146
>12 light beers equals 8 or 9 shots of liquor
lolwut

Honestly, if you're still drinking outside occasional social events in 2025 and you only have access to legal drugs, just substitute it for kratom or weed. Ideally the former since weed makes you stupid. All are addictive but alcohol is the most harmful by far. Ideally just quit everything except caffeine.

>>725225170 (OP)
STALKER?

>>725227338
>alcohol is the most harmful

I'd rather be stuck in a room full of drunks all night than a room full of stoners/cokeheads/etc.

Humanity has a deep connection with alcohol, it has shaped our culture and socialisation massively, people grow up just knowing how to deal with different types of drunks and what to do and not do. It's just the comfort blanket of humanity. Drugs just aren't the same, they never will be.

>>725225747
>>725225815
Booze? only the first year, or every few years. The more you drink or often, the worse it gets and sooner or later you either die or stop completely because it doesn't do anything anymore.

source: former alcoholic retard

>>725227405
GET OUT OF HERE

>>725225747
Not really. You're better off this way.

There's nothing more cringe than Amerigoys LARPing as Eastern European.

>>725226975
it starts to become toxic after you have ~1 standard drink per hour. So if your light beer is very light (4%) and you drink it slowly over the course of an hour you may be fine. Any more than that and it's already damaging your organs because your liver can't metabolize it fast enough. That's why your BAC raises in your bloodstream because your liver isn't metabolizing all of it. Basically, if you start to feel it, that's because it's toxic.

>>725227308
>A dozen 12 fl oz 4% ABV beers = 5.76 fl oz of pure alcohol
>9 shots of 1.5 fl oz 40% ABV liquor = 5.4 fl oz of pure alcohol

>>725226820
for brown people, yes.

>>725227656
>it starts to become toxic after you have ~1 standard drink per hour. So if your light beer is very light (4%) and you drink it slowly over the course of an hour you may be fine
Do you weigh like 120lbs or something?

How the fuck is 1 4% beer doing anything for you at all? I'd have to drink like 6 of those in an hour to feel any sort of buzz.

>>725225395
You're not missing much

>>725227308
AI chatbots are retarded, but legally in the US one "standard drink" is .6 US fl oz of pure ethanol. Effectively 12oz beer that's 5%, OR 5oz of 12% wine, OR 1.5oz of a 40% spirit is a "standard drink"

I was introduced to booze by a guy I met up with for gay sex...

I enjoy both to this day.

ok faggots you are missing the most important benefit of alcohol: protection from radiation poisoning. what are you going to do when the reactor blows up and there's only vodka around?

>>725225170 (OP)
>unlabeled can
damn lootboxes

>>725227737
You are aware that the rest of the liquid consumed slows down the absorption rate, right?

>>725227940
>throwing up everywhere and making a fool of myself in a family event
thank god

>>725227910
One who is truly enlightened would distill alcohol out of plants that survive in heavily radioactive locations to imbue himself with extra protection from radiation

I can literally buy codeine over the counter in the UK and it feels better than alcohol while having no toxicity, no hangover, no calories, no need to piss and sip more constantly.

>>725228035
We weren't talking about speed/levels of drunkenness as far as I'm concerned. We were talking about alcohol content.

>>725227940
It wasn't my first but I had one magical night many years ago where I was the perfect level of drunk alone at home and I just spent the evening watching late 90's/early 00's anime OP's, my favourite movie scenes on youtube, arguing with retards on 4chan and reminiscing about all the things I enjoyed in life (none of which were to do with other people). Ever since I've been chasing that night, and never came close ever again...

>>725225170 (OP)
Niggas eating the fucking STALKER meal

Drinking is for double digit iq normies.

>>725227940
I only became an alcoholic because my oneitis would only talk to me when she was drunk. It just made talking less scary. Now it's just a fun way to spend three nights a week.

>>725228219
Sure, but can you ride a bus to the pharmacy without getting shanked?

>>725228219
>opiates
Oh shit your life is about to be ruined big time

>>725225170 (OP)
Beer and fightan games, time for a good evening

>>725228448
What's your favorite drink? You better fucking drink or I won't like you anymore.

>>725226193
>social activity
I have drank almost every day for the past 3 years and every one of those times I was alone

>>725228681
Same but I only drink twice a week, holy shit do you even enjoy being drunk anymore?

>>725225170 (OP)
I drank half a bottle of 200ml Vodka and am playing Ghosts of Tsushima on Lethal difficulty.

>>725228726
Yes, it's basically the only thing I enjoy anymore

>Start taking ozempic
>alcohol no longer gives me that euphoric rush anymore.
>suddenly feel satiated after a few drinks, don't want to keep going until I black out, just get tired and want to sleep

Is this what being normal and well adjusted feels like? ngl its kind of fucking boring

>>725228808
Well, keep drinking I guess, I'm drinking right now actually. Cheers :3

Later tonight, I'm gonna start chugging wine and begin learning Japanese. I'm kinda weird in how my brain seems way more receptive to new information when I have a good buzz going on, and it's the perfect time of year for mulled wine now.

>>725228873
>Start taking ozempic
Aren't you worried about the side effects?

>hurr being fat is worse
I'm fat (330lbs at 6ft) and I'd rather take my chances with the natural reprecussions of such a dangerous weight than inject myself with something that could melt my organs...

>>725228893
IT'S PARTY TIME TONIIIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>725227940
Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit while surrounded by cops is very fun
It's also fun when the cops in your cunts aren't actual shitheads, and when the little cunt in their team tries asking for everyone's IDs the dude beside her just goes "just let them sleep it off, I think they've learned their lesson, they'll feel like shit in the morning anyway"

>>725228873
I have doctor friends and they're concerned that Ozempic is going to be peddled as the next wonder drug. What you're describing is the mental effect the drug has on the reward part of your brain. It's good for people who eat for pleasure, but it's also had the undiscovered side effect of helping addicts. Apparently its even got some anti-Dementia properties.

>>725229072
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE~

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE~

>>725225170 (OP)
I think I might make myself a gin and tonic tonight.

>>725229135
>Apparently its even got some anti-Dementia properties.
Because dementia and diabetes are highly correlated, its nickname is "type 3" for a reason. People don't truly understand just how much our modern diet is fucking destroying us, even if you'r a healthy weight.

>>725229001
Ozempic had a massive testing group of millions of obese type 2 diabetics, who are already compromised health-wise, before it ever became available to non-diabetics. If anyone would have suffered serious complications, it would have been them, and they didn't.

>>725226193
Early gen z but it's becoming alot more expensive to go on bi daily benders with friends like it was before covid. Clubs and gigs nowadays are also filled with younger people who are very much what you just wrote about and its completely killed the night life.

That being said that whole clubbing thing was on its way out even when I came of age, always wished I was an adult during that mythical early 2000s golden age of partying.

>>725229357
Why are their butts red?

>>725225170 (OP)
Alcohol is kinda ass. I just smoke a bowl of weed from my bubbler

>>725229427
Maybe they hurt

>>725225747
I drink on rare occasions but only enough to get tipsy. Don't like the sensation and don't want to risk saying dumb or embarrassing things.

>>725229491
Sounds like you should set them on fire.

>>725229427
They're in heat. They breed during the spring season in Don't Starve.

>>725229491
From what?

I've been considering becoming an alcoholic but I really, really like being a lightweight.
>BUT WHY
because I don't have anything else going on in life and never will. so i might as well enjoy it. but if i'm not a lightweight, alcohol gets expensive

>>725229737
Ah, I see, it's been many years since I've last played. You should still set them on fire though.

>>725229790
>alcohol gets expensive
Who cares if you have nothing else going on in your life?

>>725228903
make sure you know the best way that (you) retain information. for me, it was writing things down repeatedly (like nama-sensei instructs) but other people do smartphone things

>>725229583
that would lead to a sub-optimal outcome in regards to my corporeal form

>>725229790
You should consider not becoming an alcoholic because it will destroy your life, not because its expensive. Being an alcoholic is not fun, being drunk becomes your new sober, and being sober becomes your new hell.

>>725229950
yeah i gotta second this

>>725229790
come on now, if a hobo can get drunk every day so can you. you just lack dedication. in soviet union, alcoholics used to get drunk on cheap cologne.

>>725229950
>being sober becomes your new hell.
What if being sober is hell already? Checkmate athiest.

>>725226962
2 there is

>>725225747
>Am I missing anything?
Yes, an early death.

Such a comfy thread. It's about to get deleted, isn't it?

>>725229867
I want to be able to splurge on stuff without thinking twice every once in a while, and I can't do that if I'm constantly spending a hundred bucks a month on consumables.
I just bought a rare 7 volume light novel set for 300 bucks the other day, and i didn't have to worry about how much was in my account. i don't do that all the time, but being able to just whip out the cash before someone else gets to that sale is important to me

>>725229950
The only possible way it could destroy my life is if it causes me to get into an accident. And I already ride my motorcycle while tipsy after the bar because it's refreshing

>>725229917
I'm visual and kinesthetic myself. For languages, I spend about an hour or two studying and then start watching or listening to media for a few hours after, pausing and rewinding here and there so I can repeat what they say aloud. Works pretty well for me, I recommend it.

>>725225170 (OP)
The STALKER meal sounds pretty good honestly

>>725230109
Stop being afraid of everything, zoomer-kun.

>>725229432
Weed is unironically for losers. You cant make more than minimum wage as a stoner because every serious career does drug tests and won't hire you. Yeah it's better for you than alcohol and it's fun but is that worth sacrificing your future over?

I'm making meatball subs but I didn't wanna make meatballs so I just made meatsauce instead

>>725230109
One of the better reasons to start drinking desu

>>725230109
Eh, my parents are probably going to die in 10-20 years anyway, might as well kill myself at that point too

>>725226157
I don't. I cannot handle looking at a screen when i'm badly hungover.

>>725226157
>>725230356
you're supposed to drink a lot water after drinking but before bed.

>>725227940
Just wait til you try mdma

>>725230331
thanks hitler I miss you

>>725230252
Mettbrötchen best Brötchen

>>725230410
This. Multiply the amount of hard liquor you've drank by like 2-3x, drink that volume in water, and you'll be 95% fine next morning.
I'm surprised no one told me this "hack" when I was younger. But maybe fags thought that you aren't manly enough if you drink water or something.

>>725230410
Drinking water can only save you that much, it doesn't completely eliminate the hangover.

>>725230073
2 doesn't count

>>725230250
Nobody tests for weed anymore unless you work a federal job.

>>725230252
My "drinking meal" is one of these:

>Rice
>Minced beef
>Chilli con carne sauce packet x2

or

>Pasta
>Lots of butter
>Two tins of tomato soup
>Various herbs
>Salt and pepper
>Garlic
>Bit of flour to thicken the sauce
Make sure to cook the soup on a simmer to get rid of excess water and make the taste more intense, otherwise it'll be too watered down. I make these in batches so I can eat while drinking and just grab a bowl or two out of the fridge when I'm hungover the next day.

>>725230068
>What if being sober is hell already?

Well enjoy that existing hell + constant anxiety and bad vibes, not being able to enjoy anything, not being able to sleep at night due to fever dreams, lying in your bed drenched in sweat, having massive shakes, seeing hallucinations in the corner of your eyes as if you're being gangstalked etc etc

Basically, alcohol withdrawal is not fun and not just "hangover" lol

>>725230636
yeah that sounds good

>>725230572
Throw some magnesium tab into the mix and you will mostly be fine
Of course, if you go full retard drunkard mode, nothing is going to save you

>>725230410
Wrong. you prevent hangover by eating a dense meal before drinking. if you already drank beyond your personal limit, having a couple glasses of water isn't going to save you from the next 12 hours of illness

This is the magical hangover prevention substance. Chug an entire bottle of this before bed, but make sure you piss before you sleep so you don't end up pissing the bed, depending on how much you drink.
Pedialyte is like a cheat code for alcoholics.

>>725230629
That's completely false but i'll just let you larp as someone who knows what they're talking about

>>725225170 (OP)
nothing like being crushed by the immense pressure and sadness, and then washing it away with exactly two beers

>>725230810
there is so much sugar in it though....

I was so drunk that I barely remember the events before the epilogue of RDR2, for that reason I only play "light" games when drunk, something like Minecraft, Vampire survivor like games, driving games and so

>>725230906
Nigger you've probably just chugged an entire bottle of vodka, a bit of sugar isn't going to kill you

>Get drunk
>Fall asleep
>Wake up with my earphones still in and youtube open on my phone
>Check my watch history
>"I don't fucking remember listening to ANY of this..."

>>725231079
Well yeah, autoplay decides what you watch so they can blast propaganda while you sleep.

>>725229950
this is true. even as someone without a major addiction and frequently go on 1-2 month dry spells but loves a few comfy beers while i play something relaxing in the evening it does get a bit exhausting playing this loop of feeling tense for the entire day after and then finally having those beers and feeling normal again. i can directly trace my urge to drink alcohol daily to the collapse of the economy and society once they enforced COVID on us and then used it to inflate the fuck out of the economy. theres a reason why alcohol has been just a persistent force in history. it lets the psyche have a pressure relief valve on demand.

>>725230957
I only have like 5 drinks a night tops, hop off

>>725230825
Fag I see lawyers and medical students puffing grass and talking about their vapes regularly on my uni campus, there are very few jobs that give a fuck about cannabis anymore.

>>725230810
buy the tablets that you mix with water they are alot more handy. then if you are super hungover you can drink like 3. they make a world of difference. most of your hangover pain is from the absolute fucked electrolyte levels

>>725230825
must live in a shit state, probably had to give them your ID to even post here also

>>725231193
I have autoplay disabled, so it's stuff I've clicked on but I just have 0 recollection of the last 30 minutes before I actually fall asleep.

>>725231273
Since when do universities test for drugs

i have no friends and i'm gonna get drunk while sitting in a zoom alcoholics meeting like a fraud
is arc raiders good for socializing or is it flavor of the month better with friends stuff

>try to get into whiskey
>don’t really like the taste
I DONT GET IT

>>725230913
I love that though, when i play a game while really drunk i won't remember what happened in it, but i do remember if i enjoyed it. Then eventually i get to replay the game and it'll be like playing it for the first time.

>>725231393
Dude, I already have some hardcore schizophrenia, that's just my normal state, I'm pretty sure.

Alright check in with your weight and how much you usually drink:

>330lbs
>500ml~ of whisky/vodka/rum every 3-4 days, over the course of about 8-10 hours

>>725231389
That's relatively normal, I was the same, the last 20 minutes before going to sleep were usually blanks depending on how bad the previous evening got. But at the very least my body developed some autopilot system where I would get undressed and into bed no matter how bad shit got.

>>725231484
135 and 6-12 drinks per night i have a weird metabolism and i think i just shit it all out

>be me
>live in canada
>our fucking premier banned american alcohol from the government controlled liquor stores
>alcohol is heavily regulated
>not like america where you can just go to walkmart and buy hard liquor

>>725231484
>120lb ish
>one shot of sake or one of those korean fruit drinks once every other month

>>725231447
You're supposed to mix the cheap stuff with pepsi or coke and the expensive stuff isn't something you chug to get drunk it's a very acquired taste when you're bored of just regular food and drink and want something with a bit more of a kick to it that distracts you from how you don't enjoy anything in life anymore like you did when you were 12.

>>725231484
Too fat to even look into the mirror anymore
A bottle of vodka like every other day depending on the mood

>>725231484
How can you be fat AND alcoholic? Surely the excessive food already fills your need for a distraction/dopamine hits? Pathetic

>>725231484
>265lbs
lately I only drink on friday/saturday and its usually like 2 random cans of canned cocktail and like 3 mixed drinks of whiskey and coke (2 shots of whiskey in each drink)

idk how many ml that is.

im pretty sure the reason I was able to lose weight so easily when I was younger was because I didn't drink at all

>>725231624
why’d you get so depressing towards the end :(
mother of god this new captcha sucks cock

>>725231542
>But at the very least my body developed some autopilot system where I would get undressed and into bed no matter how bad shit got.
Yeah I always make it into bed, I never get absolutely blackout drunk ever, I've never understood that. People waking up in another town or country, almost feels like they're making shit up or pretending they're less in control than they are.

>>725231418
i hang out in discord and drink beer all the time, i think the comfiest game to play and mingle in discord is probably eve online or WoW because everyone is doing their own thing in the world and then when maybe you get a few of the homies online and feeling adventurous you can do something and the core gameplay doesnt lead to alot of chatter/spam in the chat like FPS games.

>>725231571
its even worse, here in BC we had all the commie boomer fags that work for the liquor branch start seething about their cushy wagie jobs and the entire liquor store looked like the soviet union for a month and you had to drink the few beers not delivered by the gov

>>725231676
fatty liver ?

>>725225747
if you get addicted easily don't , if not just try it

>>725231393
Based.
If you haven't already i highly recommend playing Hylics 1 & 2 on acid. First one can be played it in a single trip, second one might require two, but both games are phenomenal on acid. Felvidek is also great on acid and very similar to Hylics.

>>725231484
>130 at 5'7"
>Usually like 4 to 4.5 measured (1.5 fl oz) drinks of hard liquor 3 times a week

>>725231484
5'11" ~155lbs
I come from a long line of alcoholics, we all have high tolerance in my family. I could finish half a gallon of hard liquor in one night without blacking out before I got on my meds. Nowadays it only takes 3-4 tallboy cans of 8%+ gas station booze to get me blitzed with my Caplyta.

>>725231447
whiskey flavor is extremely nuanced the higher up the value goes. more undertones and character from the various spices and shit. im too broke for good shit but even comparing shitty bottom shelf stuff is interesting, for example for myself canadian club tastes way better than the slightly higher cost crown royal

>>725227338
>quit everything except caffeine
this is the most retarded out of almost any substance lmao why would you put unnecessary stress on your heart because you don’t know when to go to bed.

>>725231951
Based Hylics and Felvidek enjoyer

>>725231676
>How can you be fat AND alcoholic?
Alcohol just hits in a way food doesn't, I'm a naturally very anxious person, a worrier, booze takes the edge off of life.
>Surely the excessive food already fills your need for a distraction/dopamine hits?
Food helps a lot, day to day, and I enjoy eating, but booze is a nice treat on top of the treat of overeating.
>Pathetic
It really is, but lets be honest pal, if we peered into your private life I'm sure we'd see all sorts of pathetic things. Everyone is fucked up, no one's perfect. I used to be judgemental too, until I got older and now I don't look down on anything anyone feels the need to do to get through the day.

>>725231790
>mother of god this new captcha sucks cock
Reminds me of the Professor Layton "I HAFF THREE MATCHSTEEK" shit, holy fuck just let me post.

>>725225395
I mean I like drinking, but it's probably better not to get into if you can help it. It is definitely lots of fun with friends or vidya or instruments though. You just have to exercise your willpower, which booze is a real test of because you lose control the more you drink and if you manage to maintain yourself despite that, you've got some serious will. Of course getting blackout drunk sucks as does puking your guts out so you also have to pace yourself if you're trying to get drunk. Most people can't handle it.

>>725231590
I feel that.
>>725231484
130lb
Jack and coke or gin and tonic once a month or if i’m at a work conference and they have a bar. Used to do whiskey or soju shots or a few beers with my dad during the holidays but he got a stent and stopped drinking.

>>725231447
I had a phase where i drank a lot of cheap ass whiskey just to get drunk and now the mere smell of it makes me feel sick. I did have some really fucking expensive whiskey at one point that a friend from Scotland made me taste and that was incredible, totally incomparable to the cheap shit.

>>725232121
>booze takes the edge off of life.

I feel like its the only times I can actually relax and like not hate having to get up the next day

>>725232412
Same, it just lets me feel like a kid again and I can just enjoy things and not overthink the fun out of life.

>>725232235
This, I drink liquor slow and steady the nights I do drink, I end up going to bed nice and sloshed to the point where I'm stumbling around but never throw up or have bad hangovers.
If you drink too fast you get the short term side effects. If you drink too often you get the long term side effects. It goes both ways.

>play pvp games while sober
>get annoyed
>play pvp games while tipsy
>can’t stop laughing and do dumb shit but having a good time
>similar kd ratio because i don’t hesitate as much i think
magical ass poison

>>725231973
>130 at 5'7"
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, so cute...

>mfw getting drunk and playing elder scrolls oblivion or skyrim
its literally blissfull for me, wandering around the game world finding rare treasures and stuff

>>725232519
Yeah, intelligence truly is a curse. I like becoming stupid again for a time.

>>725231771
>2 random cans of canned cocktail
Those things are deceptively strong. Like I mix my drinks pretty strong but a jack and coke in a can is like "whoo boy" even for me.

>>725232620
>>similar kd ratio because i don’t hesitate as much i think
This is definitely a thing, losing your inhibitions causes you to play more gutsy which can totally work in your favor depending on the game

>>725232649
For me, it's getting drunk and replaying Warcraft 3. It's my favorite game, I've gone through the campaigns so many times it's all just muscle memory for me now. There are a few custom race skirmish maps I really like too, such as blood trolls and the burning legion.

>>725225747
Yeah, your suicide note and ACKING.
It’s not too late to do both, faggot.

>>725232620
I used to call this "drunk master" mode. You need to hit the exact threshold for that shit. Not enough and you won't feel any changes. Too much and you turn into a retard. It has to be a´very exact fucking amount to make it work.

I remember when you faggots used to play a game called fist full of frags.

every time you drink in the game you drink IRL

>>725231484
>150 lbs
>1-2 litres of beer every night, up to 4 on friday and saturday
2 litres used to be my magic limit where if i would stop i'd be completely fine the next day at work. Recently that limit has been going down though and some days i cannot stomach any alcohol at all because of heartburn.

>>725232620
I play like shit when drunk, horribly bad, only single player when drunk now

Who else is smoking some weed tonight?

>>725233015
Do you have a beer belly?

Can I see? :3

>>725232963
>drunk master mode
I would wield that power back when I played ASSFAGGOTS, particularly heroes of the storm. I was so ridiculously good at that game when I was perfectly booked up, it was crazy. Valeera was my go-to.

Which hard liquor has the worst cheap version?

I've drank vodka that literally tasted like battery acid, even when mixed.

>>725233276
scotch or tequila

>>725233276
vodka for sure, like drinking nail polish remover most of the time. cheap whiskey or rum at least has some flavor to distract from the nail polish effect

>>725232963
lol real

>>725233165
Not really yet no, i've always been lean and my beer consumption hasn't changed that. I'm about to turn 30 tho and i can tell my metabolism is changing.

>>725227414
Agreed. There’s a reason alcohol is damn near ever-present popping up in damn near every culture on every continent. It’s universal, like caffeine

>drink black coffee
>drink straight vodka
>smoke filterless cigarettes
>be in love with a girl considerably younger
Looking for more recommendations for self-destrucion based on the above.

>>725232620
For me, booze solves the problem of my fingers being too tense to "flow" how I know I can. When I'm drunk and playing FPS, I'm just smooth as fuck, I'm still pretty average-above average skill wise but I'm just in the zone and on point in a way I never am sober.

>>725232963
I know EXACTLY what you mean man. When you hit that spot and you zone in, it feels fucking godlike.

>>725233015
The famous Ballmer peak

>>725233495
Try getting really into niche games from already niche genres and pray they don't die off within 3 years after launch.

>>725233276
>>725233368
I second tequila. The shit you drink with lemon and salt.

>>725233483
which really makes you think how retarded and culturally dysfunctional a society has to be when they have to completely remove alcohol like the muslims

>>725233626
Quote the wrong post, sorry I'm drunk

>>725233495
oof

>>725233487
What the FUCK is that shit dude, just looking at it makes me feel nauseous

>>725233152
I'll likely be eating an edible along with a 6 pack of Guinness

>cheap
>actually kinda kino

>tfw cant drink beer anymore since it gives me serious digestive pain or something

fuck I miss being able to drink 4 or 5 beers and not really get drunk at all just feeling nice

>>725231447
Whiskey, to a certain extent, is very cost dependent on quality. It’s not actually a meme a $60 bottle with from an actual legacy distiller and not some random NPD non-age stated slop is going to beat the $25 bottle literally 10/10 times.

>>725225170 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA

>>725225395
You'll feel good for a little bit then you'll feel sick. Being hungover is one of the worst feelings on earth. You aren't missing anything. Do some weed or kratom instead, much more chill time and won't make you feel like you've been poisoned.

I like cheap whisky mixed with coke.

But in a pinch I'll settle for vodka or rum, which are usually slightly cheaper here in the UK. Gin in a rare one for me, but I do like the sort of grassy herby taste it has. I will absolutely refuse to drink anything like Amaretto or Jack Daniels or any hard liquor with a sweetness to it, makes me feel sick to my stomach.

>>725225747
I drank pretty heavily when I was younger. Don't really miss needing a recovery day for a few hours of drunk shitposting in multiplayer games.

>>725233960
It’s kino because it’s unique, for the price you’re not going to find 100 proof meme whiskey without additives, it’s a corn whiskey not bourbon

>>725233626
>The famous Ballmer peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WW2JWIv6G8

>>725233960
>used to drink the cheapest bottom shelf wine I could find
>taste like absolute fox piss
>find a brand thats somehow even cheaper
>it taste's alright
Huh

>>725226820
any amount of time is also toxic
as paracelsus said, the dose makes the poision

>get drunk
>get retardedly hungry
>cook and eat like an entire bag of fries

What's your recovery period like?

>Drink heavily all night
>Wake up dying
>Can't do fuck all for most of the day until late evening
>Just sip water, eat lots of carbs and protein, jerk off, swear blind I'll never drink again
>Sometimes it takes 2 or 3 days before I feel 100% again

>>725234242
Funny, for me it's the other way around. I can't stand whiskey and coke but I'm drinking sambuca right now. Mainly because I'm out of vodka though.
Maybe it's because I prefer clear spirits.

>>725233276
Try 100 proof vodka, for some reason I can't drink the bottom shelf 80 proof shit but the bottom shelf 100 proof shit doesn't taste as bad, it does burn more though
Otherwise 80 proof vodka is definitely up there, bad tequila is also horrible, anything that actually has a bad flavor just sucks more than the burn itself

>>725232641
I'M NEARLY 30 FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>725234338
that's coke, not alcohol

>>725233276
It’s tequila because it allows additives so not only will it be swill but you’ll feel like shit

>>725234439
drunk munchies are extreme for me
some niggas told me you don't have an appetite when you're drunk off vodka

>>725234439
For me, my favorite drunk chow is dumping 4 cheddar sausages into a pan with garlic, sauerkraut, and a can of beer and eating them on potato buns with a fuck ton of dill mustard

just finished my "meatball" sub
it was delicious but the hoagie was huge so I'm gonna have to drink way more to get druk now sadly

>>725234464
>swear blind I'll never drink again
I do this but then I recover so quickly I end up drinking again that night

>>725225170 (OP)
this nigga livin in the zone :skull:

I have bacardi and orange fanta as well as flaming hot cheetos to snack on while I watch my fren play 5k ranked doto 2
it's gonna be a good night

>>725234464
>wake up feeling okish because youre still drunk
>midday still in bed because its all gone and you feel like death
>spam electrolyte replacements
>lay in bed and listen to some true crime or news all day just to break the boredom
>eat soup
>have a beer or two to take the really bad hangover effects off

then end up debating quitting again, i rarely drink to this point anymore. getting drunk to the point of hangover isnt worth it. a solid 2 beer buzz sustained is far more enjoyable

>>725234527
>Try 100 proof vodka, for some reason I can't drink the bottom shelf 80 proof shit but the bottom shelf 100 proof shit doesn't taste as bad, it does burn more though

higher proof means less impurities since they've been filitered out, I never buy the fancy shit for vodka, don't see the point

>>725234890
Nice. I wish I had friends or flaming hot cheetos.

>>725232620
>>725232963
always makes me think of
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jyPh77dDTI&pp=ygUaVHJhaWxlciBwYXJrIGJveXMgdGhlIHNsb3Q%3D

>>725234951
is it the impurities that give the lower proof stuff that awful flavor? it's almost sweet in a way, it genuinely makes me gag though

>>725229790
I'd rather have the opposite. be able to drink alcohol without getting drunk or having it harm me, just enjoy the taste of good booze and bask in the superiority of telling people off for drinking vile tasting shit for a cheap buzz

>>725235026
my forensics lecturer told us they got rid of breathalyzers in bars because it became a pissing contest

How are we feeling about scotch and Bioshock this evening

>>725234558
30/10 on the cuteness scale :3

>>725235098
impurities are fusel alcohols or oils. i don't think proof has anything to do with it. the more times it's distilled the less fusels there should be

>>725235026
RIGHT IN THE SLOT

>>725225747
Alcohol makes you drowsy and sleepy but loose in general. Its like if you didnt sleep for 16 hours but you don't feel tired as in drained like no sleep and feel good but you're drowsy. At low doses it just makes you more receptive and more social

Weed at first makes you slightly disoriented like alcohol and happier and its harder to focus but you enjoy things more. Things sound and look more vibrant even though theres no visual changes but your head feeling is psychoactive which makes it similar but different from alcohol but once you get a high tolerance its just a nice body and head feeling thats mild same with people who are day drinkers, it becomes mild after tolerance.

Opiates make you feel warm and fuzzy with pleasure but its not the same as weed it makes you calmer, where as weed I actually classify it as more of stimulant since its a vasodilator. You feel comfy like 15 minutes after getting out of a warm hot shower but you dont feel hot, just cozy and happy. After a while opiates get the same tolerance as weed and you just get a nice body and head feeling thats mild just like weed

Mushrooms aka Psilocybin is a strange one. Its VERY similar to alcohol in lower/micro doses but it doesn't inebriate you or affect your motor function skills but it gives you the feeling of being on alcohol and makes you feel happier, kind of like a mood enhancer. You don't even notice any effects besides happier mood and more motivation. Its weird you can tell its there, but its not affecting you in any way like your motor function skills unless you go higher than .5g+ but this can depend on the strain and how potent it is.
At 2g of some average potency your body will start to feel heavy, you look in the mirror and there will be slight warping in a focal point of your vision. You may see patterns in the wall breathing but its not pronounced. When you take 3+g you will see traces and the walls will start breathing, you are very heavy and you'll want to lay down.

>>725234760
>Drink again that night
>It doesn't even get you drunk you just feel like shit and like you wasted your money

>>725231973
same numbers for me, how much of a belly do you have or is it muscle?

I'm drinking beer and slow burning myself into an LDR instead of playing vidya this Friday nite.
I had a nice italian sub for dinner.

>>725234464
I drink copious amounts of water while drinking and typically wake up chugging a Gatorade. Then again I don't get hangovers anymore. Kinda hard to be hungover if you're still drunk.
t. 34 yrs old

>>725234464
>Wake up and force myself out of bed
>Eat a soft boiled egg and some bread
>Get a can of coke
>Go back to bed with my coke and get cozy watching cooking videos on my phone until i fall asleep again
Coca cola works wonders when you're hungover

>>725235168
good
>>725235143
miserable job market btw

>>725235285
You aren't pissing all the time while drunk?

>>725235332
it was easy credits. i have a phd in chemistry now. still shit job market

>>725235349
Are you the type that doesn't like to "break the seal"?

>>725235143
I blew 0.24% bac once. The police lady was pretty impressed.

>>725235026
I knew exactly what video this would be before i even clicked the link. Way she goes.

>>725235267
I don't have much gut at all desu. Kinda wide in the hip though so it's mostly in the ass. I don't really eat a ton so that's how I counteract most of it.

>>725235168
That's what I did last year, I 100%ed Bioshock on my series x (or at least tried to, stupid diaries were bugged and I couldn't get that achievement) while drunk off Jack Daniels

Good times.

>>725235098
Yes, yeast that make alcohol can only survive up until about wine level, after that it starts dying in the alcohol it shits out. Higher alcohol requires distilling. (boiling off the alcohol and capturing the fumesl) When you distill something you're essentially extracting the alcohol out and leaving the rest behind, do this several times you get more alcohol. More alcohol means less of the other foul tasting shit. It's a purification process.

>>725235420
No I just have to piss all the time when I drink because I also drink a lot of water, the water just goes straight to the bladder every time

>>725235436
Just to be clear, you mean 0.24% (percent) or 0.24 ‰ (promile)?

i had a few beers at an insanely beautiful bar two weeks ago and I cant stop thinking about it, full wood art noveau interior from 1907, stained glass skylight, chesterfield sofas, numbered pewter tankards, staff is dressed in white regalia like naval officers and making pleasant conversation with the clientele. I'm sitting there with my backpack, rain-wet puffer jacket, t shirt and dirty sneakers with holes in them and just soaking in the beauty. It wasn't expensive either.

>>725228381
only real post in this thread full of faggots encouraging other faggots to promote addiction

>>725235098
It’s not just the low proof, but yes there’s a component of “impurities” that make cheap shit taste…cheap. You know how brands will market it as triple distilled or distilled X amount of times? In theory yes this will strip out more compounds which would lead to a “cleaner” taste. But that’s not the only issue, cheaper stuff will tend to taste cheaper because the distillate will have a larger range of its cuts.

Basically when spirit is distilled, you typically don’t want the “heads” or “tails” the good shit is at the heart. Cheap distillate won’t make very narrow cuts, they’ll throw out less distillate even when less desirable and just re-distillate it. The heads especially have shitty acetone type compounds which is what you can taste in shit spirit.

Oh and if you don’t cut it at all, the foreshots is why shitty hick moonshine makes you go blind. It must be discarded or it will kill you

>>725235408
>phd in chemistry
ay congrats.
>still shit job market
aaaagahahhaahahahahaaaaaa
yeah.

>>725235598
2.4 promille. I converted it to bac since Euro hours are over.

>>725231484
>88 kg
>4-6 beers every 1-3 weeks, up to 12 beers every few months

>>725235598
0.24% is 2.4 promile. Most people are fucking wasted at that point.

>>725235738
the anon asking where to buy it gets me everytim

>>725235610
There's this cool bar in town that's full of nothing but vintage taxidermy, it's got a really cool vibe. Sucks it's like a 15-20 minute drive away. Thought about going to my local psuedo biker bar but I'm feeling less and less inclined to go because it's not like I talk to anyone anyway. I just like being in a place with loud music occasionally.

>>725235701
are you in stem too?

>>725235532
I drink about half a handle of whiskey with water chaser a day. If gaming with friends or bad night it's 3/4 a handle. The water is more there to keep me hydrated. Otherwise, I'll wake up with from intense foot or calf cramps.

>>725231793
I got blackout vomit drunk on a /int/ meetup in 2014 and then the next days they had made memes based on that incident. I mean they were nice and didn't photo or doxx me but shit, still

>>725235491
Yeah 100%'ing it was the plan. I've never played Survival mode, is it a ballbuster?

>>725235824
>Most people are fucking wasted at that point.
I wasn't and that's why she was impressed. It was some awareness campaign where they let bar-goers check how drunk they are. At first they thought the device malfunctioned too. Heh.

>have some Meads with me lovely barkeep and whinge about month end
>run a stop light
>cop car suspiciously closely following me until I'm near my driveway
Anyways, time to drink more and play need for speed underground, my pc sucks too hard for eu5

>>725235959
>/int/ meetup

>>725235671
>only real post in this thread full of faggots encouraging other faggots to promote addiction
YIPPIEEE for you if you can get through life stone cold sober, seriously, good for you. I can't, booze stops me from going postal. Booze is a necessary evil in this world that drives people like me to the brink of insanity.