Thread 725227921

They're called Redguards chud

I only fuck elf women

>>725228014
>Orc.
>Immediately thinks of Redguards.

>>725227921 (OP)
Uh oh anon, the red gvards are here

>>725228384
OP said black male

Orc women get my cock hard.

>>725228550
I'm white, and when I played Morrowind for the first time as a child, I chose Redguard, because of long blade. lol

>>725228658
Orc woman cock gets my cock hard

>>725228550
This is like horseshoe theory, racists and anti-racist refusing to play as nig nogs.

>>725229113
>women
>cock
Anon, that isnt how it works

>>725230170
CHIM makes anything possible

>>725230170
In reality, sure.
In fiction, anything is possible.

>>725230451
So a male?
>>725230473
No, its just a fictional male orc. The transgender shit doesn't exist in fantasy, period. It doesn't exist because anything can be made how you want it. You arent playing a character and secretly wishing to be the opposite sex, you just choose the opposite sex

>>725227921 (OP)
Considering only 10% of Cyrodiil in Oblivion is anything resembling "white people" and it's overrun by cat people, orcs, elves, lizard men, and whatever the fuck else, I think Chudnilius Incelnor might have a point actually.

I miss comfy threads

>>725230930
I cant wait fo tes6 to come out and half the population is nordic, oh wait that sure as shit wont happen

>>725230930
>overrun by cat people, orcs, elves, lizard men
You forgot to mention the Redguards who despite only making up 10% of the population of Cyrodiil are responsible for 50% of the violent crimes.

>>725230796
They're not transgender, they're naturally female. With a cock. Simple as.

>>725231208
You're thinking of nords

>>725231131
>TES6 will take place in the niggerlands of Hammerfell
Even without all the bad news to come out of Bethesda in the last 10 or so years, this game already didn't have a shred of hope of being any good.

At least Oblivion took place in a comfy and cozy medieval Western European setting. What is Hammerfell? Moorish nigger fantasy? And you KNOW more than half the towns people will be unkillable NPCs, so you won't even be able to make a white character and go on a giant murder spree

>>725228685
i did this too back in the day with dunmer because they looked like cool demon people and also had long blade

>>725231468
Yeah im saying that isnt how it works. A female can not have a cocktail under any circumstances

>>725231912
Why not?

>>725231537
Don't Nords share ancestry with the Colovians of the North? They're practically cousins.

>>725231650
I love morrowind, oblivion, and skyrim. Morrowind is a strange place, but ive had very little interest in desert levels from any game. Pairing that with "modern audiences" focus and the redguard homelands, thats gonna be a pass.

Unless bgs makes it just as diverse as cyrodil abd skyrim... which i highly doubt they will. Diversity happened in those two providences because those are the European ones

>>725231952
Why not what? Woman dont have that part. Its just that simple. How are you not grasping that?

>>725232224
Fantasy women do.

>>725232240
Ok, again, thats not a woman. Fantasy doesn't mean that nothing makes sense

>>725232402
It makes perfect sense for a woman to have a cock

>>725232476
Anon. Then its not a woman. Its a feminized male.

>>725232138
Yeah. If TES6 is like 90% black people, I just won't bother with it.

I mean for sure, the main quest will involve mostly redguards.... so.... it's kinda dead already.

>>725227921 (OP)
The fun thing about TES though is they you can kill them all
Kill the globohomo guards too

>>725228014
>Blacks are in fact not human and are from either a different iteration of the world, an alternate universe, or a previous cycle
What did Todd mean by this ?

>>725232749
No, it is in fact, a woman. Look, I have to go to sleep to dream of women with cocks, but if you want to consult the scientific literature on the subject, search for the futanari tag on exhentai, nhentai, hitomi.la, or any other respectable online academic library

>>725227921 (OP)
Guys I’m getting new glasses but I don’t want chud glasses and I don’t want basedlennial glasses but that is basically 90% of viable glasses for men. wtf I’m too young for aviators

>>725232886
Only in morrowind. Other games have essentials.

>>725229343
>a significant problem white people have
white people don't have this problems doe

>>725227921 (OP)
Redguards are zesty TINY bucks in need of discipline.

>>725232798
Same, that isnt interesting and it shows a clear bias.
>>725233115
Dude, thats just gay porn. Isolate it for a second, you're jerking off to a dick. If you have a dick and you are attracted to a dick, that is the same sexual organ

>>725233181
depends on your face type but round thin frames are always a good bet. there are tons of options, you just need to look around.

>>725233354
Aye yo

Bosmer lives matter, chud. #BLM

>>725228550
I first played oblivion as a dark elf because dark elves are cool

>>725233620
Bosmer "men" make the best women.

>>725229343
>I DUN UNDASTAN
>I DUN UNDASTAN
>HE NOT BLACK
>I CAN'T RELATE!
Do niggies really?

>>725233592
>takes the third option
I walk away after completing a 360
Why are you letting that mutt think for you?

>>725233731
Imperial for me.
I had just gotten off watching the entirety of Rome Season 1 and Imperial was the closest that that utter kino.

>>725233592
I HIGHLY suspect he is a zesty nigger mutt, but there's no way this is real lmao

I want it to be though

>>725233731
Im running ai mods and holy shit the nords roast the dark elves in my game. I joined in with olfina talking shit about refugees to janeesa. The rest ofnthe battle burns joined in and dog killed her about how worthless dark elves were.

It was hilarious, a few times the ai instructed the characte back to continue arguing, but after the third time, it gave up and walked off

>>725234078
Dog pilled, fuck sorry about butchering all of that

>niggers men bad
>nigger poopjeet elves good
Uhhhh double standards much?

>>725234283
I don't like either but...
>Redguard Culture and appearance in all games is too human and culturally similar to real life equivalents of the Middle East and Africa
>Dunmer culture and appearance is actually a lot more alien and while it has some relevance in our reality, it's still alien enough to be considered it's own separate thing

>>725234512
I miss this style, reminds of old school warhammer art

>>725234512
the TR team have the right idea with redguards, but bethesda obviously wont do any of that

>>725229080
Thank you Thrall, I shall now fuck Barenzinga

>>725234283
Dark Elves are an amalgamation of eastern/persian cultures mixed with some unique fantasy flair for spice. I don't even recognize them as Indians, they are too far removed

Also, if Indians travelled around on giant insects, I would be disgusted and horrified of them, and actually that would make a lot of sense hahahaha

>>725230930
That's because the empire conquered all of tamriel

>>725234779
These are just ethipians

>>725235000
And that's why empires like Rome crumble from within

>>725232890
The difference between whites and blacks is wider than the difference between blacks and chimps. Even if you don't hate blacks you have to admit they are not the same species as homo aryans..,

>>725235289
I did not believe that until I googled it kek

>>725235095
and? ethiopians are cool. i also dont recall ethiopians having face tattoos and blue scale armor