Thread 725240974

>super soldier that helped win WWII
>Main ability is bees

Who writes this shit???

>>725240974 (OP)
my sexy mom

>>725241103
Sexy Momma is a very kojima name for a villainess.

>>725241103
Did she give her life, not for honor, but for you?

>>725240974 (OP)
Have you tried shooting a bee?

>>725240974 (OP)
>Main ability is bees
bees are fun, you get to use them as a power in the bioshock games too. i think the pain's bullet bees are cool too because they can penetrate your body and eat you from the inside out. the pain also had the thing where he could swarm bees together to make duplicates of himself, he would be a fun main character to play.

>>725240974 (OP)
Those bees are better body armor than anything seen to this very day

bee open minded anon

>>725241461
>>725241443
Bug spray has entered the chat

Need that Prince of Bel-Air copypasta but it's "I'm Covered In Bees!"

>>725240974 (OP)
nazis hate bees

writer musta been buzzed

NOT THE BEES

>>725242973
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN BOSS

>>725240974 (OP)
What's he gonna do, release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

okay but if you really did have a guy who could control killer bees like that he would be a pretty good soldier

>>725240974 (OP)
Remember when gaymers said that mgs is deep
Gaymers are the dumbest social group

>>725243502
I feel like he would always have a bee in his bonnet.

>>725243314
You think Kojima read JJBA and was going through a gay phase or something ?

MGS2 really could have been a standard sequel, then he brings the femboy protagonist and everything

>>725240974 (OP)
>Who writes this shit???
la creatividad

>>725244903
Why would anyone want a "standard sequel"? Boring.

It's called entomological warfare
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entomological_warfare

>>725240974 (OP)
No joke if you could drop a cloud of bees on an enemy poisition they would be much easier for everyone else to sweep up after.

>>725244903
MGS2 was literally made-by-committee in the sense of Kojima throwing up a board and asking people for whatever the fuck suggestions they could come up with. Reminder that Fortune was going to bring along a saxophone with her and pull out fortune cookies in her scenes before they axed those concepts.

>>725248465
>Reminder that Fortune was going to bring along a saxophone with her and pull out fortune cookies in her scenes before they axed those concepts.
Seems we were wrong. Giving Kojima editors to cut his ideas makes the game worse not better

>>725248465
fortune could've been good?

stfu MGS s a very serious deep story and you don't GET IT FUCK UP

>>725240974 (OP)
Better than this nigga who just floats around and makes you sad

>>725248465
Fortunately, no pun intended, the fever dream nature of MGS2's whole VR/AI thing helps sweep up how insane it gets.
MGS3 has no such carpet.

>>725248971
You think he just went up to the Nazis like
>why did you kill all these people? So sad

>>725249724
>shows you all the jews you murdered in cold blood
>trips over a couple of polish and russians ghosts who died from various diseases

>>725240974 (OP)
>summons bees to swarm enemy positions
>orders bees to fly into the barrels and receivers of enemy weapons causing them to jam
That doesn't sound too bad desu.

>>725244903
>invents camera in MGS1
>invents bussy in MGS2
bravo

>>725240974 (OP)
>we live in the timeline where we didn't get a Cobra Unit a couple of years after MGS3

>just a regular dude with a flamethrower and a highly flammable jet pack
>main ability is being an angry fuck

How he even survived is beyond me

>>725250702
The jet pack is all for show, he flies by sustaining his sheer, towering resentment for what happened to Vladimir Komarov for decades

>>725250992
B-but that didnt even happen yet !

>>725240974 (OP)
Humans have been using animals and insect for warfare for thousands of years.

>>725240974 (OP)
his main abilities were clearly GRENADE and TOMMY GUN
didn't you play the game

>>725240974 (OP)
Bees are fucking scary man.

>>725240974 (OP)
He's the most annoying boss by far. Seems like a great ability.

>>725240974 (OP)
If anything bees are the perfect weapon for a secret sneaky type.
>Do mission
>Need to kill a sentry
>Next day/later in that night, body is discovered
>Aw fuck poor guy got stung by a shitload of bees, that's bad luck
>(nobody is going to assume a crazy guy screaming PAAINNN caused it)
Now it's a different story if they find bullet wounds but the bullets are also bees.

>>725240974 (OP)
imagine having a guy that can control bees during D-Day and he can just flood the machine gun nests with fucking bees. the allies would have won easily.

>>725241686
sorry retardo no bug spray for you
evil nazis used all of it to gas the jews

>>725240974 (OP)
>bees
>can sting bad guys
>bad guys waste bullets shooting bees
>can fly into tank and sting everyone to death
>can hide in ppls clothing and sting ppl and be effect spies
bees won ww2

>>725252852
>TOMMY GUN

You gotta feel bad for the unfortunate bee that has to be the firing pin.

He used his honeyed words

>>725248465
>Reminder that Fortune was going to bring along a saxophone with her and pull out fortune cookies in her scenes
I don't know how anyone can see this shit and still deny that Tomokazu Fukushima wrote the best parts of MGS2 and 3. Kojima just comes up with the whacky squad of bosses featuring characters such as Shart Fartman

>>725240974 (OP)
Anyone got the Oprah gif?

I'm pretty sure Nazi's die too if they get stung enough.

>>725252852
>bee grenades
>bee tommy gun

>>725240974 (OP)
Having your fortified position swarmed by bees during an engagement would be no joke.

>>725249724
>the us government has him assasinated because he spoke to the spirits of the dead 6 millions were nowhere to be found.

The pain uses hornets though right?
Bees don't bother me and are pretty chill. Hornets are big, loud aggro motherfuckers with a quarter-inch sting and they put me on edge.

>>725244903
>JJBA
that would of been like 15 years old by the time he thought of mgs2

>>725240974 (OP)
What's this?! A boss fight woefully underpopulated by bees?! A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!

Guys, there's a lot of bees in northern france. He could have used bees to slightly irritate German tank commanders.

>>725255721
wouldnt the sentry alert everyone screaming about bees stinging him

>>725240974 (OP)
*swish*
nothing personelel

If you had the ability to conjure 1 poptart per minute, at will, you would be an invaluable asset to any war, even if no one eats the poptarts.
The poptarts could be used to create horrible vermin infestations in vital areas, disrupting supply lines and the like.

Any superpower (ANY SUPERPOWER) no matter how stupid (NO MATTER HOW INSANELY FUCKING STUPID) would be an incredible boon to the side you're on. It's just a matter of creativity.

Controlling swarms of anything is actually a higher tier of superpower, whether people admit it or not. Swarms are insanely annoying, and a guided swarm is evil.

>>725269379
Depends on the extent of his powers. In game, he does what, make fucking bee guns? That's not something I'd consider very useful. But if he could control swarms over hundreds of meters or even kilometers? Fuck, he'd be the greatest fucking trench/building cleaner ever.

>>725270426
He could be the Yellow and Black Lantern with bee constructs.

>>725240974 (OP)
a master

>>725249982
>couple
Literally murdered 80 million people total

>>725271294
You mean Fukushima or the pretender who did nothing but dogshit since Fukushima left?

>>725270426
he also used his bees to carry two guys into a helicopter

How painful is a bee sting to the prostate?

>>725269379
1 pop tart in a minute isnt doing shit retard. the waste created by the enemy forces is magnitudes higher already. a few pop tarts aren't gonna overwhelm then.

>>725272987
Nah I'm right.
You're not being creative.

>>725252969
Dam thats hardcore

>>725250702
he was literally possessed by a magical space demon
yes the same magical space demon that fused with the ghost of colonel volgin and got channeled and manipulated by child psycho mantis
mgs really got dumber and dumber the longer it went on.

>>725240974 (OP)
You saw how effective those bees/wasps were against the Ocelot Unit. You're pretty much fucked if you don't have water, smoke or a bug spray.
>>725248971
He was channeling spirits of dead soldiers to get information out of them and gain their skills.

>>725270426
He can also force the bees to carry items like grenades, imagine tens of small swarms carrying grenades or other explosives a few kilometers above the ground and dropping them all at once on the troops below.