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Anonymous No.725251191 [Report] >>725251236 >>725251352 >>725251582 >>725252565 >>725252652 >>725252770 >>725252826 >>725253272 >>725253421 >>725256713 >>725261005 >>725262457 >>725263470 >>725263910 >>725264730 >>725264807 >>725264810 >>725264886 >>725265037 >>725265157 >>725265648 >>725265851 >>725266231 >>725267819 >>725268798 >>725269261 >>725269519 >>725271138
Ghost of Yotei is a masterpiece, you hating it for being “woke” isn’t a real argument.
Anonymous No.725251236 [Report] >>725251530 >>725269724 >>725271392 >>725275573
>>725251191 (OP)
>Owari da
Anonymous No.725251352 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
that was a thing, lmao
Anonymous No.725251530 [Report] >>725251601
>>725251236
youre retarded
Anonymous No.725251582 [Report] >>725257064
>>725251191 (OP)
I don't play games with female protagonists, period
Anonymous No.725251601 [Report]
>>725251530
>trooncasing
Anonymous No.725252565 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I dont need no argument, I'm a hater
Anonymous No.725252652 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
nobody has a ps5 here, the topic is moot
Anonymous No.725252770 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
who?
Anonymous No.725252826 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I played both games to completion. They're both just ok.
Anonymous No.725253272 [Report] >>725253504 >>725263790
>>725251191 (OP)
What makes it a masterpiece? I'm halfway through Ghost of Tsushima and the story and dialogues are very clearly made to appeal to 90 IQ normgroids. I automatically assume anyone who calls that game a masterpiece is a retard or a child. The gameplay is somewhat fun and the aesthetics and graphics are good but everything else about it is stupid as fuck. If Ghost of Yotei follows in it's footsteps and doesn't change much besides the gender of the protagonist, then it would have to be the opposite of a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.725253421 [Report] >>725253792
>>725251191 (OP)
The first one, while pretty, was boring and repetetive as shit,boring ass Ubisoft markers in the hundreds, you fight the same enemies all game, except they change colors and add one more swing to their combos. I barely made it through the main story, which was kinda shit, the characters are trash, Jin acting like some western Mary Sue, not samurai like at all. And from glimpses, i can see the second one is just more of the same?
Anonymous No.725253504 [Report] >>725253760 >>725256451
>>725253272
it look pretty
end of list
Anonymous No.725253760 [Report] >>725256451 >>725259006
>>725253504
So it's basically Ghost of Tsushima 2 and you play as a woman this time. Not surprised. OP is retarded, same as most of the consumer base for video games in the present day. The bar is so low for what passes as good. 0 standards.
Anonymous No.725253792 [Report]
>>725253421
>Jin acting like some western Mary Sue, not samurai like at all
Were you not paying attention to the story?
Anonymous No.725254137 [Report] >>725254275
Anonymous No.725254275 [Report]
>>725254137
Kek
Anonymous No.725254369 [Report]
Beyond a woman being able to out swordskill men, there's nothing "woke" about GoY. That's not to say it's a good game.
Anonymous No.725254371 [Report] >>725254795
you play one sonylike you played them all
Anonymous No.725254795 [Report]
>>725254371
Big true. It's like those Netflix shows that all follow a very noticeable formula. All carbon copies of each other in specific ways. Lazy, profit-maximizing, cookie cutter slop. And the normies just eat it all up. I hate it so much.
Anonymous No.725256319 [Report]
This shit was exactly like Horizon Zero Dawn exactly like Ass Creed exactly like Red Dead exactly like

Idk. Just bored of these clunky third person pick up a side quest get your cheevos bullshit nothing games. The combat is never fun, the game is like a single player mmo, and there isn't even a sense of progression. It is gay and lame. Not to mention all the obligatory dei side quests about proud honest black guys defending their white wives from hillbillies or other stupid shit like that. I'm done paying for this trash.
Anonymous No.725256451 [Report]
>>725253504
>>725253760
it looks worse than the first game somehow
it's just shit overall
Anonymous No.725256713 [Report] >>725256860
>>725251191 (OP)
The one and only GOTY contender, in truth.
Anonymous No.725256860 [Report] >>725256972
>>725256713
I will bet real American dollars it won't even get nominated
Anonymous No.725256972 [Report] >>725257213
>>725256860
of course it will but only because this year was fucking awful for games
Anonymous No.725257064 [Report] >>725267157
>>725251582
>I don‘t play games with a female protag
Because you are a faggot right?
Anonymous No.725257213 [Report]
>>725256972
it's going to be
>Expedition 33
>Bananza
>Death Stranding 2
>Split Fiction
>Silksong
mark my words
Anonymous No.725259006 [Report]
>>725253760
>So it's basically Ghost of Tsushima 2 and you play as a woman this time
No, it’s basically GoT again but worse.
Anonymous No.725261005 [Report] >>725264546
>>725251191 (OP)
I never played it because of the ugly "realistic" art style. If I'm going to play a game trying to be Japanese, I'll just play a Japanese game. And then it'll be anime instead of ugly realism.
Anonymous No.725262457 [Report] >>725263409
>>725251191 (OP)
>The Ghost of Gyoza
>The Oni of Onigiri
>The Teki of Tatsutaage
>The Ubume of Udon
>The Suiko of Sukiyaki
>The Ryuka of Ramen
>The Kotengu of Kenpi
>The Nurikabe of Nabe
>The Otoroshi of Okoshi
>The Sagari of Soki
>The Tsuchinoko of Tsukemen
>The Kappa of Karaage
>The Dorotabo of Dango
>The Bakeneko of Bento
>The Funayurei of Futomaki
>The Enko of Edamame
>The Dochi of Mochi
>The Onikuma of Okonomiyaki
>The Akuma of Anpan
>The Yuurei of Yakitori
>The Okaburo of Oshiruko
>The Nuppeppo of Nankotsu
>The Dodomeki of Dorayaki
>The Okubi of Ojiya
>The Yama-uba of Yakisoba
Anonymous No.725262516 [Report] >>725265891
Anonymous No.725262635 [Report] >>725269232
Anonymous No.725262758 [Report] >>725264574 >>725265264
Anonymous No.725263240 [Report] >>725263879 >>725264710 >>725265264
Anonymous No.725263409 [Report]
>>725262457
Came here for this post
Woke slop
Anonymous No.725263470 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
>you hating it for being “woke” isn’t a real argument
Yes it is
Anonymous No.725263754 [Report] >>725263879 >>725264710 >>725265264
Anonymous No.725263790 [Report] >>725268528 >>725270005
>>725253272
My adopted sister is a literal 85 IQ retard with ADHD. She struggles with a lot of games because she can't be fucked to sit around to learn the systems and absorb the story and wait through cutscence.
She fucking LOVES Tsushima. There's ADD shit everywhere you ride and it requires no preparation and there's minimal variety.
Finding games she'll play is a challenge and I've come to understand that modern game design is making games that retards like her can approach and appreciate.

Tsushima has a richer tapestry of story going on. Just more density in a way.
Yotei simplifies a lot of systems, organizes the story in a cleaner, minimalist way.
It does a good job with this though, backing off from pure open world to managed pseudo-linear open world
Yotei is sort of slightly more repetitive in some ways than Tsushima, but wins out through its vastness and excellence.

What makes Yotei GOAT in some ways is the excellence in design and execution. There is no better polished game. It might have a kind of shallowness at times, but not a ruinous shallowness.
It's smooth, zero jank, approachable, has just enough interesting depth (a bit banham-ish but cool samurai stuff). It's the better version of Assassin's Creed.
The world is absolutely beautiful, and I've been to Hokkaido many times.

Yotei is truly somewhat plebian. But it's one of the most excellent, polished successes of a development ever accomplished. It makes up for its plebian simplicity with character, sufficient depth, and beauty.

I've seen Atsu's ass enough times that I would. Oyuki unironically looks like my exgirlfriend until I realized she looks EXACTLY like my exgirlfriend's younger sister who is similar in looks but hotter.
Anonymous No.725263801 [Report] >>725264710
Anonymous No.725263879 [Report] >>725265891
>>725263240
>>725263754
Atsu actually is hotter than she, and has a great ass. Finally, Atsu is not supposed to be hot. She's an Onryo and doesn't fuck with kimonos.

The best thing they did was give her zero love interest. It should have been a man which would have been awkward. They would have made it a woman, which cringe.
But the fucking madmen geniuses just gave her no romance at all.
This redeems the game. The game is entirely inoffensive because Atsu is about revenge and family and we never bother with romance.
Anonymous No.725263910 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
Both remain mogged by Way of the Samurai in every way that matters.
Anonymous No.725264463 [Report]
le yayoi face
YWNBAJ
Anonymous No.725264546 [Report]
>>725261005
You ever realize you sound like a cringe weeb?
Anonymous No.725264574 [Report]
>>725262758
based
Anonymous No.725264710 [Report]
>>725263754
>>725263240
>>725263801
lol
Anonymous No.725264730 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
Both of them have shitty boring gameplay so I don't care
Anonymous No.725264807 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I don't hate it, I just won't play it.
Anonymous No.725264810 [Report] >>725264879
>>725251191 (OP)
Nah. I really liked tsushima but yotei sucks in comparison. The story and characters are horrible. Combat and world design are marginally better but not enough to outweigh the horrible narrative. Tsushima had hype moments and aura while yotei has none of that. Just compare the ghost stance unlock scenes in both games and it‘s night and day. Yotei is just lame.
Anonymous No.725264879 [Report] >>725265112
>>725264810
>hype moments and aura
You’re 12
Anonymous No.725264886 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
Glad it flopped.
Anonymous No.725264936 [Report] >>725265112 >>725265247
i haven’t played it is it true that the new weapons are literally just the stance swaps tied to “new weapons”?
because that’s retarded
Anonymous No.725265037 [Report] >>725265206
>>725251191 (OP)
I don't hate it, I simply have not played, and won't play it because it doesn't feature Jin's ass
Anonymous No.725265112 [Report]
>>725264879
I‘m not taking shit from a board full of otakus that watch shows about little girls
>>725264936
The weapons have some unique abilities to them but each of them is strong vs a certain enemy type like the stances
Anonymous No.725265157 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I'm just waiting for it to show up on PC desu
Anonymous No.725265206 [Report]
>>725265037
based and ass-pilled
Anonymous No.725265247 [Report] >>725265280
>>725264936
They’re practically the same, but you won’t be punished for using the “wrong” weapon against certain enemy types, unlike with Tsushima, and they’re functionally different.
The new weapons also have different utilities. The odachi lets you hyperarmor through attacks and heal by killing enemies, the kusarigama has a strong AoE stagger move, the yari has long range and a kick function, and the dual katana can have uninterrupted combos and auto-parry polearm enemies.
Anonymous No.725265264 [Report] >>725269648
>>725262758
>>725263240
>>725263754
I've seen 652 Japanese movies an can honestly say I've never seen a creature such as this. Japan would never let somebody like that in front of a camera.
Anonymous No.725265280 [Report] >>725265350 >>725265413 >>725265572
>>725265247
>auto parry
TRASH
Anonymous No.725265350 [Report] >>725265541
>>725265280
By auto parry he means heavy attacking during a blue windup from spear enemies. From my experience enemies are so aggressive on lethal that you don‘t even have time to switch weapons and use heavy attacks
Anonymous No.725265413 [Report] >>725265541
>>725265280
auto-parry when attacking, the point of the dual-katana is to double down on the offense.
Anonymous No.725265541 [Report] >>725265640 >>725265643 >>725266071
>>725265350
>>725265413
k imagine defending handholding
i’ll continue to play as Jin in Tsushima and not buy this crap
Anonymous No.725265572 [Report]
>>725265280
>>auto parry
game for me
will pirate next year with beauty mods
Anonymous No.725265640 [Report]
>>725265541
There's that exact same mechanic in Tsushima. Anti spear stance heavy attacks auto parry their blue attacks.
Anonymous No.725265643 [Report]
>>725265541
I don‘t even like yotei but it‘s way harder on lethal than tsushima. Takezo raped me for hours
Anonymous No.725265648 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
why? both these games just look like asscreed ripoffs.
Anonymous No.725265649 [Report]
Anonymous No.725265851 [Report] >>725266227
>>725251191 (OP)
We wuzz lesbo samouraï and shieeeeet truly a master piece of qshit..
Anonymous No.725265891 [Report]
>>725263879
>Atsu actually is hotter than she
>>725262516 exists
Anonymous No.725266071 [Report]
>>725265541
GoT already has auto-parry, you braindead nitwit.
Anonymous No.725266227 [Report]
>>725265851
>lesbo
she canonically had sex with men during her time in the peasant infantry and has no romantic involvement with anyone during the game’s events
Anonymous No.725266231 [Report] >>725266543
>>725251191 (OP)
It is actually and i wont buy your game because of it.
Anonymous No.725266543 [Report] >>725267049
>>725266231
You can’t afford it, hence why you won’t play it.
Anonymous No.725267049 [Report]
>>725266543
Anonymous No.725267157 [Report]
>>725257064
He doesn't sound like a fan of this game though.
Anonymous No.725267359 [Report]
sorry what is this thread about? I'm too busy playing kirby
Anonymous No.725267624 [Report] >>725271508
No one cares about your kart clone, Sakurai.
Anonymous No.725267819 [Report] >>725268084
>>725251191 (OP)
It could be the best game ever made and I still wouldn't play it because I want to have a samurai powerfantasy and that just isn't possible with a female protagonist.
Anonymous No.725268084 [Report] >>725268183 >>725268529
>>725267819
It’s not a power fantasy because Atsu does in two hits, unlike Jin.
Also, you don’t play as a samurai in either games because stealth is important, you gargantuan retard.
Anonymous No.725268183 [Report] >>725268773
>>725268084
I tried playing the first game as a samurai but the story forced me to change my playstyle to that of a dishonorable coward. So you're partly right there.
I was hoping that the sequel would fix this issue but I guess I'll never know.
Anonymous No.725268528 [Report]
>>725263790
If the main character had been male, the game could have been good.
I just can't stand this girlboss shit anymore.
Anonymous No.725268529 [Report]
>>725268084
>you don’t play as a samurai in either games because stealth is important
The 47 ronin didn't knock on the front door.
Anonymous No.725268773 [Report] >>725268994
>>725268183
>“MUH HONOR, JIN!”
>mongols destroy, rape, and pillage by not fighting with honor because the Tsushima samurai want to fight “fair” against artillery
> “MUH HONOR, ATSU!”
>Saito’s outlaws destroy, rape, and pillage by not fighting with honor while the Matsumai want to keep fighting guns with swords
You’re the biggest moron on the planet, that’s the entire point of the games. Obsessing with “muh honor” is what leads the samurai to lose against an enemy with overwhelming firepower.
Anonymous No.725268798 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I thought /v/ was just shitposting with the onryo scream webms but it really is just as retarded in game
Anonymous No.725268994 [Report]
>>725268773
Yeah and that's why the first game wasn't as good as it could have been.
This is not rocket science, my man. Judging by your aggressive language you might actually be a bootyblasted dev, so if you're involved with that please consider pushing for a game that's more about being a samurai than a cowardly bitch.
Anonymous No.725269232 [Report]
>>725262635
Kek they actually added the peeminist screech.
Anonymous No.725269261 [Report] >>725269423
>>725251191 (OP)
people can hate it for anything they want, its not my fault i'm non-buynary, I was born this way.
Anonymous No.725269423 [Report] >>725269647
>>725269261
can’t-buynary*
Anonymous No.725269519 [Report]
>>725251191 (OP)
I dont hate it for being woke. I already heard people praise Tsushima, and then I played it and it was another Ubisoft open world slop, but this time with unskippable cutscenes. So I'm not trusting any of these sony movie-game niggers who praise this game AGAIN
Anonymous No.725269647 [Report]
>>725269423
Anonymous No.725269648 [Report]
>>725265264
She can't even speak Japanese despite being "japanese-american"
Anonymous No.725269724 [Report]
>>725251236
first post sums it up
Anonymous No.725270005 [Report]
>>725263790
Best human summary I have read about the game. I am in the category of will never play it but understood what they were going for since female samurai'ish movies did exist / cool female characters. Making an entire game around it though was silly and I have to agree the original isn't the masterpiece everyone makes it out to be when you apply geography to it. But I can appreciate what they set out to deliver. The problem with the 2nd one has been advertising and awareness to me. Where are the examples of their take of an upgraded / unique mission. It is more of the same thing with 'just girl' this time that it is easy to skip in my mind. At least the premise of the first game against the mongols made sense there has been no advertising as far as I have been aware of the main female leads motivation.

I don't even know if it is already on PC all they did was bait controversy due to their actress and didn't bother steering away from that shit style of advertising. Just plain dumb thinking.
Anonymous No.725270283 [Report]
I've been playing Yotei for 30 hours and it's kino. Easily among the best open world games I've played. Tying character progression to exploration was a smart move as it actually gives you a purpose to roam around. Settlers also give you clues where to look, so it feels a bit more organic instead of marks magically appearing on your map. Combat is engaging as ever - brutal, yet elegant. They used Tsushima's rock paper scissors approach, but instead of sword stances you get actual weapons. The game is as pretry as ever. And Atsu is a more interesting character than Jin.

It's the perfect "tune out" game when you just want to play on autopilot. My only complaint is the writing. The back and forth between Atsu and her quest givers, and the writing of the quests themselves, is painfully mediocre.
Anonymous No.725271138 [Report] >>725271264 >>725271339 >>725272342
>>725251191 (OP)
why is it a financial failure then?
Anonymous No.725271264 [Report]
>>725271138
That has no more bearing on the discussion than the sexual abuse you suffered at the hands of your uncle
Anonymous No.725271339 [Report] >>725271738
>>725271138
>ask simple question
>wokie refuse to answer and instead brings rape and pedophilia into the conversation
ah a classic
Anonymous No.725271392 [Report]
>>725251236
lel
Anonymous No.725271508 [Report]
>>725267624
Stop crying Sega marketer
Anonymous No.725271738 [Report] >>725271881
>>725271339
>point out simple fact
>chud refuses to acknowledge it and instead deflects
Anonymous No.725271881 [Report] >>725272046 >>725273975
>>725271738
i know it's a rite of passage of leftism but getting raped in childhood isn't a thing normal people experience, hence i never did, but i hope you get the help you deserves
Anonymous No.725272046 [Report]
>>725271881
Why are you projecting this shit onto me? I already told you, all of this is irrelevant to the thread. You should just try to let it go instead of dwelling on it.
Anonymous No.725272342 [Report]
>>725271138
Source on it being a financial “failure”?
Anonymous No.725272369 [Report] >>725273975
>say you hope a wokie should get the helps he needs
>never mentions rape
>he immediately thinks you are speaking about childhood rape
Anonymous No.725273975 [Report]
>>725272369
>never mentions rape
>>725271881
>getting raped

You're suppressing your trauma to such a great extent you forgot you said it. Sad to see. But the rest of us were talking about a video game, here, before you went on a tangent.
Anonymous No.725274685 [Report]
As usual, Yotei’s haters keep proving themselves to be moronic and delusional individuals incapable of forming a coherent (or even unique) thought.
Anonymous No.725275573 [Report]
>>725251236
heh