>>725252516
She should be. A metroid should latch onto her head. A special metroid. That instead of sucking her life force, it sucks her smarts out. And she becomes a cute ditzy bimbo. Maybe even just temporarily. So she can have that hangover moment of waking up having acted completely ridiculous in front of a bunch of people.
>>725251290 (OP)
It IS a genre, at least conceptually. there are enough games with similar styles of puzzle solving that I think it justifies its existance. However the name sucks total donkey ass because it has essentially nothing to do with metroid
>>725251290 (OP)
You're right. It's a sub classification of a larger classification of 2D Action/Platformers. But no one is going to actually follow or care.
>>725252516 >see Samus accurately portrayed as an attractive young blonde woman with a sizeable chest, in her canon bodysuit > "Samus isn't a bimbo."
You're correct. She's not a bimbo. But no one even implied otherwise.
>>725251290 (OP)
why are you posting small compressed images if you're making a coomer thread? it's literally a larger filesize than this one too. get your shit together
