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Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:11:51 AM No.725252873 [Report] >>725253137 >>725255703 >>725255745 >>725258378 >>725260061 >>725262904 >>725262968 >>725266273 >>725266791
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Why did Nintendo go out of their way to rate Super Mario Bros "T for Teen" on their latest tweet
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:13:35 AM No.725252991 [Report] >>725253105 >>725253183 >>725258313 >>725258652 >>725258652
When he breaks bricks, he kills Toads.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:13:57 AM No.725253018 [Report] >>725253130
That’s the rating for NSO NES, not SMB1 individually.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:15:24 AM No.725253105 [Report]
>>725252991
I forgot about this lore kek
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:15:48 AM No.725253130 [Report]
>>725253018
Yeah but NSO is nowhere to be seen in this tweet
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:15:51 AM No.725253137 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
I LOVE CRUSHING KOOPAS
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:16:41 AM No.725253183 [Report] >>725254929
>>725252991
Why are tendies like this?
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 6:48:09 AM No.725254929 [Report]
>>725253183
Funny and knowledgeable? I guess they actually play games
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:03:23 AM No.725255703 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
It's NOA. Nothing they do comprehensible to humans.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:04:09 AM No.725255745 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
enhance.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:07:49 AM No.725255925 [Report]
We all know that Mario loves "stomping turts".
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:59:02 AM No.725258313 [Report] >>725258361
>>725252991
each toad was turned into 1 brick, and then shoved with 30 other toads bricks into a block, and mario just breaks the bricks apart from eachother
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:00:12 AM No.725258361 [Report]
>>725258313
And then the bricks shatter on impact with the ground. Have you never dropped a brick?
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:00:39 AM No.725258378 [Report]
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>>725252873 (OP)
If mario, then only bros!
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:06:46 AM No.725258652 [Report] >>725260282
>>725252991
>>725252991
Absolutely fake lore made by faggors who didn't even bother to read the full manual. It explicitly said that the toads became the blocks that give powerups. As in, the question mark blocks, the ones you can't destroy.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:36:52 AM No.725260061 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
Do you think a modern 10 year old could handle Super Mario Bros 1?
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:41:54 AM No.725260282 [Report]
>>725258652
>toads become the powerup blocks
>super mushrooms have eyes on them
that's there severed head you're gulping down.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 9:42:53 AM No.725262904 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
>it's real
The pussification of society continues, despite Wokeism being on it's way out the damage is done.
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 9:44:32 AM No.725262968 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
Because when Mario eats shrooms he's getting high xD
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:06:44 AM No.725266137 [Report]
That's horrifying
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:10:35 AM No.725266273 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
did they really pay and send this to ESRB?
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:16:18 AM No.725266516 [Report]
my mother was a mushroom...
Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:23:15 AM No.725266791 [Report]
>>725252873 (OP)
according to nintendo all their games are 18+ only
they said in the switch drift lawsuit that kids are not allowed to play with it and drift only happens when kids misuse the controllers