Thread 725259373

dang.

>>725259373 (OP)
he had to play VIDEO GAME for MONEY????!!!!!!
i feel bad for him

I don't think the rapists are supposed to prevent anything.

yeah well i could've fixed her

Monika is a shit waifu and I'm glad she's dead.

Karl Marx predicted this.

>>725259856
funnily, the jokinglu made up carpenter is more intriguing than the real ones because he might have had some actual insight and commentary on buildings in videogames

>>725259373 (OP)

So there's no h-scenes in this game... Why would you play a VN without being able to sexo every loli in the game?

>>725259373 (OP)
>Not capitalizing the first word after a period
I thought you had to have a greater education, to become a therapist.

>>725260613
DDLC is pretty popular so you'd probably find more porn of the characters as opposed to some chick from some classic, non-nasu eroge

Reaction videos are lazy and bad.

>>725260613
>So there's no h-scenes in this game...
....one of the girls penetrates herself with a thick object until she spurts right in your face.

>>725259856
kek

>>725259373 (OP)
Now i want the rapist to play it.

LOL
The Rapist
ehehehehehe

when is RAPIST PLAYS RAPELAY?

>>725259373 (OP)
Why do failed normbots click on that shit?
>oh muh feelings in le gaymu

>>725260964

Meh. You should be able to manipulate their obvious emotional problems to get them into bed and then that one will kill herself at the end.

Another one the power of your dick should make her happy and in the end she's pregnant.

Basic stuff. Every VN with cute lolis should have a lewd path.

>>725259373 (OP)
I fucking hate these videos so much
the worst ones are "musician reacts to ost", it's just some fag valitading you for already liking it

>>725259373 (OP)
I genuinely read that as "The rapist..."

This place has ruined me.

>>725259856
>carpenter reacts

feels like he's taking the piss

>>725259373 (OP)
>REAL powerbottom reacts to ToA

>>725259373 (OP)
>REAL Child Predator plays Roblox

>>725261701
My favorite one was "Architect builds a house in Sims 4."

Pic is what the "professional" produced.

>>725261178
kek

>>725259373 (OP)
Someone should round up all of these reactors and make an avengers squad for every aspect of a game.

>Professional artist reacts to Undertales artstyle
>Composer reacts to Undertale OST
>Therapist reacts to Undertale Ending
>Industry Game Developer reacts to Undertale game mechanics
>Architect reacts to the Ruins in Undertale
>Furaffinity Veteran reacts to Toriel
>Professional Clown reacts to Sans Whoopie Cushion Jokes
>My 2 Year Old Son reacts to Undertale for the first time (and takes his first steps)

>>725259856
I have an idea of making a fake TV show, then fake reactors reacting to it, and uploading it on their fake channel on YT.

Except the TV show is real (carefully written) and the reactors are "real" (again deliberate and carefully written with different personality).

So it's a deliberate Matroyska doll troll. Movie in a movie type deal. TV sitcom cast watching their favorite TV sitcom show. So really, it's an actual fucking show, centered on Reactors and shit.

People would wonder who the fuck are these guys, and what the fuck are they watching. But that's the gimmick, the prestige. The virtual or AI reactors feels so real, because they're actuslly well written like movie/tv scripts, and the virtual "fake" show they're watching are actually real.

Real 30 min videos, 10 episodes per season. But cut to 10 mins for the reaction. So the real audience are only watching that brief snippets of highlights of the "fake" show.

They'll be wondering if the show itself exists, because it's so wel written/animated/shot/done, with actual production value.

>>725262337
There's that faggot bald memer on YT, real Shaolin whatever reacts to whatever. He made it look like the Shaolin monk life is tough or whatever zen shit, but the actual guy is just your typical attention whoring zoomer douchebag forced comedy memer reactor.

4chan has created high art

>>725259373 (OP)
Do you have a loicense to play anime games where they promote self-harm?

>>725262701
It's safe, there's no space in prison. They have to accidentally let out another round of rapists before they can imprison more wrong think.

>>725259373 (OP)
REAL Rapist plays Rapelay!
>Yeah that's what I woulda did

>>725261465
DDLC has no lolis nor anything resembling one

>>725259856
>That's wood

>>725259373 (OP)
>>725261178
>The pink girl is hanging

What do you do?

>Choke her more
>Rape her

>>725261701
>the worst ones are "musician reacts to ost"
I'm ashamed I actually got tricked into thinking it's worth anything when seeing 1 video.
But after watching a couple of more I realized it's all just
> it's just some fag valitading you for already liking it
That's it. It's just dudes farming views and even patreon money to go
>ohhh hmmm yeah, this thing you like is good, no I don't really understand or feel it, I just give it healf hearted compliments and make reactions before I move on to the next thing you pay me to react to.

>swordmaster reacts to DMC
>"yeah, that's not how you swing"

>>725261701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtMsDq0ZL0
This is an actual legit video about a videogame ost though

>>725264329
When they are actual composers it can be informative. Most of these kinds of videos are from random retards who make garage band tracks in their spare time or they sing in a choir and are putting on a clown act for money.

>>725261701
i like marcomeatball

my faves have to be those reaction videos where its just some negro, sometimes multiple. And the title and thumbnail are just the ones from what theyre watching but with (REACTION) at the end and a little picture of jaquaviusgamer645 and his bihh going (8O or }8D in the corner. That way you'll click thinking it's the real thing only to notice five seconds in that you just got fucking reaction-nigger'd

>>725259373 (OP)
Behead all therapists.

>>725262337
>goblin reacts to whatever
>its just a shirtless white guy with no makeup tinted green on post waving a switchblade around in boxers
>just bobs back and forth like a fighting game character on idle
>keeps laughing maniacally at random intervals with a super high pitched voice

>>725266401
I can't wait for tomorrow to see the
>v reacts to 'twitter reacts to v reacts to twitter screencap thread' thread

>>725259856
>the whole art industry is just e-celeb faggotery
Why should I feel bad about these people being replaced by AI, again?

>>725266471
that's right, hurry up Rock Solid you stupid jeet

>>725266674
>indian reacts to cards being redeemed

>>725261701
he's just being polite btvv

>>725261701
Id say there are a small amount of good people in that circle but most of them react to the new hotness because its free clicks. The ones that branch out to other media like anime or mobage are the worst ones though.
>>725265427
Guy is one of the most fake ones out there. Also a hoyo shill but thats a different issue.

>>725261701
>he likes it

>>725265774
What did the rapist do to you?

>>725259856
>Stalin reacts to Papers, Please
Might be neat.

>>725261701
Pretty much. The worst of it are the countless ones where you can really tell they aren't actually that into whatever they are reacting to and are just rambling off some super generic praise for goodboy points

>>725259536
fpbp

>>725264216
Why choose? I did both at once with a sloppabot.

professional hairdresser REACTS to the avengers FIRST TIME VIEWING

>>725268626
that is 98% of them. the only exceptions are small channels with clearly autistic or otherwise mentally ill people focusing on an actual passion of theirs. if they haven't been doing it for years with zero patreon, barely any views, etc, they're fake.

>>725261701
I avoid the vast majority of these but I did enjoy some non vidya ones like "contractor learns Finnish log house building" and some opera singer reacting to and explaining Jussi Björling.

>>725259856
Edit would've been kino if the great leader thumbnail instead said horry shiet

>>725259373 (OP)
Ddlc in 2025 holy shit

>>725261701
I liked the one where a real woodworker and historian was reacting to Skyrim's woodwork and he pointed out just how shit and poorly detailed the game had been.

>>725261701
>random foreigner reacting to things from your third world country
Another big one.

Bros, I just got my law degree. Is it time to upload my reaction to Ace Attorney or should I wait a bit?

>>725260964
I think you and I have a different definition of what thick means.

>>725259856
Kai is the only one that knows his shit from what I've seen.

>>725265427
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cclxu9T0tcQ
His video on song related actually made me realize how fucking good Genshin's OST is and I kinda started paying attention to video game OSTs in general a little bit more
/v/ is no place for eceleb worship and YouTube drama but at the same time sometimes decent creators can actually change your perspective if you're not a blithering third worlder. /v/ just doesn't like good creators.

>>725273849
Heh.

>>725259373 (OP)
Would anyone watch a neet reaction channel?

Therapy is gay and made up by women. Real men do not give a shit about emotions.

>>725260701
most indian post on this board and you don't even realize why

>>725276361
Therapy is gay, but only psychopaths don't have emotions. You're supposed to be able to take hold of yourself, calm yourself and organize your thoughts and actions, not ignore the chaos in your head by larping as a strongman.

>>725276361
>Therapy is gay and made up by women
It only works for women because women need someone they can bitch to that won't call them out on their retardation. It's just a very elaborate and expensive form of venting that most men don't need.
>Real men do not give a shit about emotions.
You're a retard. Real men care about themselves and how they and their peers feel, but they don't wear it on their sleeve and let it control them like women. Just because they don't rant about their feelings and curl up in the corner with a box of tissues every other day doesn't men emotions don't exist.
You're on an anonymous forum, anon. You don't have to pretend to be some heckin big tough man, you're probably not even 20 yet.

>>725261946
ZAMN

>>725259373 (OP)
This guy's great thoughbeit. He isn't like the others x react to y, he actually plays and completes the games. His playthrough of Slay the Princess was fun to watch.

>>725261701
They're mostly fake as fuck. They almost always have an overwhelmingly positive reaction to every song they react to. It's simply to feed the ego of the fans of the band/artist they're reacting to

>>725276703
>and how they and their peers feel,
I don't, though; I only care what I think, caring about what others think is feminine and gay.

>>725277392
You have never had a friend

>>725260743
DDLC is also a primarily westoid favored game so all the porn sucks.

>>725276361
>>725277392
Tell me how I know you unironically follow "trad" marble statue accounts on twitter

>I can't believe my anime girl patient killed herself despite everything I did
>No I didn't check if any of my 100 previous customers are still alive why do you ask?

>>725277857
>yeah, yeah, that's realistic
>oooh, that's good, I should try that

>>725273728
Do you look insufferable enough?

>>725259536
>VIDEO GAME
Worse. A visual novel.

>>725277392
Based and cunnypilled

>>725259373 (OP)
OMG, a real pseudo-scientist!?
Please read me my horoscope!

>>725259373 (OP)
>real pedophile reacts to Roblox

>Hitler's wife reacts to Sex with Hitler
>it's just like I remember

>>725278603
As we learn in Resurrection, Hitler is still alive after obtaining Churchills code.

>>725259536
fippy bippy
>real nigger plays gta
I don't give a shit

>>725259373 (OP)
>implying real therapists give a shit
lmao

they ont want you to kill yourself because you'll stop paying
they always ask "do you feel suicidal? can you keep going to work?" literally nothing else matters to them

>>725259373 (OP)
Therapists are usually awful people.
They seek money for manipulation, and it's rare and therapist actually gives any kind of shit about their customer.
Scam propped up by women.

>[Game] broke me

can't stand these assholes

i actually like brady
he plays cool stuff and he's genuinely interested in the stuff he plays and he pays attention to stuff happening in the game and talks about THE GAME THAT HE IS PLAYING and scenes he saw and what they meant for the characters

i was so tired of the 2010s era of youtube let's plays like pewds/ken/markiplier/cry/game grumps who'd just go

>WWAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! LOUD YELLING
>WHAT IS HAPPENING I DONUT UNDERSTAND?????
>AHAHAHAHA FUNNY THING
>so anyway guys here's a 10 minute anecdote about what i had at the chipotle drivethrough yesterday
>big emotional moment happens
>leans over the desk
>oh shit i dropped something hold on
>scene moves on
>*random fart joke*
>so yeah anyway that chipotle thing...
>starts making funny voices talking over the game dialogue without paying attention to anything that's said
>oh wait the game is over huh?
>anyway yeah uh i don't know what i just played i didn't look at the screen or understand a word of what it said lol
>anyway bye see you in the next one!!!

>>725259373 (OP)
>real black guy reacts to Gta San Andreas for the FIRST TIME
>"hmm yeah, you don't actually survive getting shot in the head"
>"now that's unrealistic, money doesn't appear floating around the bodies of people beaten up, you usually have to take it yourself out of their pockets"
>"yea this mission portrays the exact way my nigga Tyrone got killed"
>positive historical accuracy points for CJ not having a father