Thread 725262723

So this is /v/ approved romance? You show up (uninvited) to a movie (spend $86) and the girl busts your balls, and then sits there in silence?

BBchads dont have such issues

this thread facking sarks

>>725262791
>spend almost $100
>no hug or kiss until episode 7
>didn't even get an invite to the movie
I feel sorry for Invisicucks for being battered women

>>725262819
Any male rejecting this is a genetic failure

VisiScholars where we at?

>>725262905
I'm not sure about that, but as someone who's played both routes, I'm not sure I can continue to list a lot of positives for Invisigal. She's hard carried by the developers Spotify playlist and alternative media influences, as far as I'm concerned. Blonde Blazer is golden age

>>725262847
She's even cuter with a black eye.

>>725262723 (OP)
she's brown so no

>>725262798
You know what to do. Hit it!

>>725262993
Cute domestic violence victim! Cute battered drug addict sleeping on a mattress in a villains hideout!

>>725262723 (OP)
Id hang out with a cute girl who admitted to dreaming about fucking me yeah; Love me invisigooner

>>725263065
>she stalks you at work
>but can't say shit to your face at the movie theatre
>sit in silence
>no hug, no kiss, no handjob in the seat, nothing
>she didn't even eat the popcorn she emotionally manipulated you into buying for her
Have you ever actually been with a crazy girl before? No? I really don't think that you have

>Bobert and Visi walk past each other in the office
>Bobert grabs her ass
How does she react?

So I have to fuck hot tomboy to save the world..

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>725262819
>>725262989
>Dumped Phenomeman AFTER using you as a cheap fling
>This is the pride and joy of BBCfags

>>725262723 (OP)
>try to bant
>god why is she such a bitch?
>be nice and sit quietly
>oh and now she's sitting in silence?
I'd become a villain too

>>725263170
You really think he would be so bold to do that? Uh uh.

>>725263204
>BBC
you think of this a lot, something you wanna share?

>>725263204
>breaks up with Phenomaman BECAUSE of her cheap fling with (You)
You simply do not understand what it's really like to be the Alpha. That's why you go for a girl who punches you and screams in your face (at work), then turns around and asks for affection

When ep 3+4 first released:
>Visi 53 / BB 47

After a week:
>Visi 65 / BB 35

When ep 5+6 released:
>Visi 71 / BB 29

Probable extrapolation 7+8 pre-launch, after the leaks revealed it's ANOTHER 2 invis-focused episodes
>Visi 75 / BB 25

Why are players voting with their feet away from BB? Consecutive playercount is rising, so it's a combination of new players almost exclusively picking Visi catching up to the latest episodes, BB-path players denying Mandy her second date and joining the winning team, or even BB players wholesale starting new runs and deleting old saves to pick Invis this time.

What's causing this massive and constant bleed-out of BB supporters?

>>725263254
Blonde Blazer Cucks?

Why, what did you read it as?

>watches
>does nothing
>Malevola looks her in the eyes
>does nothing
>says nothing

>>725263196
Brave and stunning

>>725263296
>cuck
Whoa whoa whoa Invisibitch, time for you to go invisible and sit in the corner again.

>>725262723 (OP)
I wonder if anyone is ever going to actually address the question

just saw it myself, so linking the cast interview in case anyone hasn't seen it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCfik9R8ss

>>725263525
Anons cope that she's bluffing since in her dream she was the one getting pounded.

>>725262969
Buying new chairs

>>725262723 (OP)
I don't get the appeal of this "game" it looks like it offers nothing more than "what if soap opera but capeslop" and people talking about it are babbling like Stacies in a mall saying OH MY GOD BRAD IS SO HOT AND IN THIS NEW EPISODE HE HAD SEX WITH JESSICA WHAT A BIATCH
I genuinely don't get it

>>725263626
>hehehe, PEGGING, Robert, isn't that funny?
>yeah Visi, enjoy your movie, I'm gonna go make out with Blonde Blazer
>Oh....Have f-see ya (Robert already threw the headset off)
Oh my.......

>>725263694
Im confused, are you asking for an explanation or just venting

>>725262847
The black eye really suits her

>>725263729
asking for explanation

Brutal, brutal mogging
KWABOTY tier

Mandy > Malevola > Courtney

uhhhhh Prismbros.....are we sure she's on her meds

>>725263760
Its got a fun 'This is the Police' style gameplay look of handling a team of misfit retard ex-villains to help protect the city from both mundane and extraordinary threats

This is then built into a Telltale style game of following and controlling a protagonist going through a story where you choose various actions and dialogue for them to do

It covers the story of Mecha Man, a renowned hero brought low by the indefinite destruction of his suit and forced to work as a Dispatcher to make ends meet

Not sure if that satisfies you

>>725263353
Notice how Malevola drops the flirty attitude the second BB enters the room.
Know the alpha.

>>725263937
Malevola is so real for showing the entire world what Courtney really is.

>>725263196
Anon, NO!
I will save you from that fate. I shall shoulder this burden.

I will romance the hot tomboy to save the world, and our hot tomboy kids will save the world in the future, as well.

There’s almost no romance content for IG. It’s literally just the movie and the bar talk which is 2 sentences. I feel lied to.

>>725263810
Keep up looking aah mf

NOOOOOOO DON'T KILL SHROULD OR YOU WOULD BE LIKE HIM!!!

>>725264056
Whaaaaaat? You don't think this is romance???

>>725262847
>Golem smiling, excited to be getting his picture taken
THIS PILE OF MUD IS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!

>>725264089
I barely know who this nigga is Idk why I would kill him. The big twist is probably that my dad was the real asshole or something anyway

>>725264106
Just like my animes!

How does Robert respond?

>>725263867
>Inspired by world renowned classic video game 'This is the police'
>quirky gang of misfits out to save the world
>also er Telltale who went bankrupt for making shitty games
I'm surprised this has generals on /v/, it sounds like Disney+ show with "interactive element" that Netflix used to have
I may sound like I'm venting but I'm genuinely puzzled, seems like /co/ material at the very least

>haha kicking around her inhaler sure is fun
>time to take this case and my astral pulse and go home
>im sure its in here and i DEFINITELY didnt just fuck up

>>725263937
I thought it was sweet how she cheered the loudest for BB kissing Robert

>>725264191
Well you sound like the entire concept disgusts you so I dont know why you're confused, you just dont like it

Only advice I can give is to either accept that or watch gameplay or try the demo yourself

I can only assume you're a newfag since all the Telltale games were big hits on /v/

Please fuck Royd instead of Robert

>>725264285
Who are you begging?

>>725263694
It's propagated by bots and shills, simple. Video games marketing is all about who hire the most shitskin bots, manufactured drama, and gooner bait these days. You have to be a genuine 90IQ sub-human normalfag to "play" and enjoy slop like this.

>>725262723 (OP)
Shipper thread

>>725264191
>telltale famously known for making dogshit games
anons when games don't got guns or gacha in it

>>725264106
Explain this>>725263293

>>725264106
A punch in the face means a spank in the bed later tonight

>>725264408
Actually, it means $86 that Robert doesn't have down the drain and a couple hours of silence while you watch some shitty girl movie. No kiss, no handholding, no sex.

>>725264379
Do you base your opinion on the opinion of others?

>>725264379
anime is mainstream now

>>725263170
Not in character. Bobert instead gets groped by Mommy Mal.

>>725264351
always the esls talking about being 90IQ and sub human

So why wasn't she successful

>>725264494
Who?

>>725264428
It's a long-term investment. Just a couple weeks left and she'll serve you day and night light a starved kitten.

>>725264521
So she’ll stop acting anything like how she has been so far. You really believe that?

>>725264267
Disgust? I just explained what it literally sounds like
>I can only assume you're a newfag since all the Telltale games were big hits on /v/
I literally blinded past them as I didn't see Telltale and Life is Strange thread as genuine, Dispatch came and third time's a charm now I finally saw it and I'm seriously confused
What happened to genuine VN threads? I thought Umineko circle jerkers were obnoxious, but at least I could look past them as dorks being giddy, what the fuck is this normal fag shit with mall gossip conversations

>>725264214
Aura farming > Objective.

It's about sending Bobert a message. >>725264494
>Lesbian. And not the hot kind of lesbian.

>>725264640
Again, I dont know what to tell you dude, you either like it or you dont

clearly a lot of people on /v/ like it, welcome to life

>>725264640
there hasn't been a real vn since the tsukihime remake in 2021 why the fuck do you think I'm here

>>725264175
Ask if she wants to fuck

>>725264521
Why the fuck would I do all of that stupid bullshit, when I can have passionate and unprotected sex with Blonde Blazer tonight? After peeling her out of a luxury gown and taking the 5 inch heels off of her perfect feet? She even saved some leftover spaghetti from the gala to have it with me, and poured us both wine in red solo cups. I literally just had to show up, and was given the world.

SOMEONE LINK THAT GOSLING WEBM FROM CATBOX
YOU KNOW THE ONE
I NEED MY FIX

>>725264371
Telltale is just terribly written VN that pretends to not be a VN by having an awkward 3D cutscene with awful 3D models
Only thing they worked on that's worth talking about is Sam and Max, and they didn't even create the ip

>>725264379
Liara syndrome.

>>725264639
I like the blonde amazon build.
She can princess carry me

>>725264891
https://files.catbox.moe/kja5cs.webm

>>725264925
thanks doc

>>725264778
you don't have to force yourself to gobble shit just to get on the trend train, just because there hasn't been a real vn since 2021

Full Blonde Blazer date
https://files.catbox.moe/ycjgqg.mp4

So are BB and Vis roommates or not?

>>725264987
>if you go to IG's movie she just eats alone in the rooftop with highschool red cups, cheap wins and Ubereats spaghetti

>>725265006
No

>>725264492
GOOD MORNING!!!
Still not buying your slop Sukhdeep, when the shill money run out in a few months, everyone will forget about this garbage just like all other shilled garbage on this board.

>>725265006
It would sortve make sense but it doesnt sound like theres a confirmation one way or the other

Presumably its an idea that was conceived but they never found time to actually fit it in

My major hangup on the idea though is that I just cant see Blazer not making enough to live on her own

Did anyone not reveal their identity after the bar fight? or did we all go for it

>>725264702
people?

>>725265006
They are. There's no way a shitty ex-con like Visi would afford fancy apartment in California since everything there is expensive. BB even bickers with Visi, like that time when she saw Visi with her earrings.

>>725264987
>it's fucking broken
come on now, how did that happen

>>725265109
I went for it because why not at that rate?

>>725265081
I could see her doing it to help out Courtney, since she seems oddly protective of her, but that seems to have been a red herring now.

>>725265006
There's reasons to believe so (Vis sleeps in what looks like the loft / attic of a fancy house, she stole BBs earrings and she seems mildly annoyed at best, they're friends, BB won't fire Vis.) but it's never been shown outright.

>>725264521
Bueno

>>725265109
I didn't.

>>725265124
It isn’t fancy and never was in any aspect. This idea was a pure fabrication.

>>725263170
full_face_blush

>>725264959
I like it and it's fun. The episodic format has lead to unique and funny discussion. I didn't really go in expecting to have my mind blown and I've been pleasantly surprised

>>725265081
Making them roommates would be too silly, like Looney Tunes silly.

>>725265109
I felt like if we didn't it'd hurt the team later. Especially Flambae.

>>725264925
>waterboy doesn't get to join in on the fun
>get pman doing his best disco moves instead
Wew

>>725265006
Courtney does not know Mandy is Blonde Blazer but Mandy knows who Courtney really is.

>>725265293
>unique and funny discussion
where?

>>725264521
It's a shit investment because once you get to know her well, the facade will crumble and she will out herself as piece of shit. Within time she will break you and make you regret getting into that relationship.
"I can fix her" and women giving you easy poon are biggest honeytraps irl for any man.

>>725264864
>literally the same but brunette
>how could someone ever accept the real me...

>>725262723 (OP)
>POUND CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
>only white niggas dont lick booty holes
jesus this music

>>725265297
Yeah I dont particularly care about the idea, and its got its holes

I think its just a way to explain why BB seems to give a shit about Invisigal more than any other Z teamer

>>725265349
probably not at the mid point between the episode releases on wednesday

>>725265396
Hoe status?

Full Blonde Blazer date for real this time

https://files.catbox.moe/g5cpd4.mp4

>>725265349
youre a few days late pal

>>725265316
Pman has the best scenes for the party. When he sees bb and Bobert interacting with each other he walks towards them and everyone's like shit is go down and then he hugs them both. Wholesome af. We also see he's shaved his mutton chops.

>>725265349
>funny discussion

Talking about cocks and swearing every 10 seconds

WOOO le edgy and unique

>a NTRing whore VS a nose ring wrapped up in capeshit millennial slop
And I thought expedition 33 was bad.....can we have our next FOTM please?

>>725265349
Not during SEA hours, that's for sure

>>725263170
Why is he a pencil necked twink?

>>725264825
Which one?

>>725265540
He’s sad because Chase got punched. He was like that before the kiss.

>>725262723 (OP)
Invisigal honestly gets the most character development. You're constantly spending time with her, she gets all the cutscenes, you see her developing into a hero, she goes through struggles which you are there for. You're there for her highs and her lows etc.

Blonde Blazer is just kind of around. She doesn't get a lot of scenes. Most of her scenes are romance related.

>>725264175
>I'm not sure if I should be more concerned that we have cameras in the locker room, or that you're checking out the ladies' room.
>Are you saying Waterboy isn't good enough for you?

>>725265682
I still prefer BB

>>725265621
The one you caught, obviously

>>725265293
>episodic video games are good because I can pretend to be current by talking about current thing with my internet circle
>can't comment on quality of the content yet because it isn't finished and every episode ends with cliffhangar but it certainly is fun!

>>725265482
we're so fucking back bbbros

>>725265762
Fair enough. Robert was in a hospital bed for 15 hours, so he's probably full of energy and livacious thoughts.

/v/ is Brown, no coincidence that they make every single excuse in the world for miserable Brown mystery meat. That's what they are.

>>725263353
You can just hear her thoughts
>C'mon, Invisibitch
>Say something
>Do something
>That's right
>You won't do shit

>>725265682
Imo it makes more sense to date BB simply because you get IG content regardless.

>>725265459
>yeah good discussion doesn't really occur when the game isn't being current
woah gee I wonder what happens when this thing concludes, I can't wait for the thoughtful discussion that stems from this piece of art in the next 10 years

>>725265827
>that majokko transformation
>that dress
>that kiss
>that music drop
>that spaghetti and wine
>that Waterboy cameo
SOUL
SOUL OVERLOAD
ONLY WHITE ITALIAN MEN ALLOWED HERE

LOOK
AT
THAT
FUCKING
EFFORT

>>725265509
Huge character moment for him and very heartwarming. No one wants him to be sad.

>>725265954
>WHITE ITALIAN
Oxymoron

Liking invisigal was never a choice.

>>725265939
You actually get more content with her.

>>725266063
I like her as my cuckquean

>>725266045
>he seriously doesn't know
I'm as Anglo Saxon as it comes with a red beard buddy

>>725265764
kind of a retarded non sequiter to say that you can't talk about something without finishing it but whatever gets you your gotcha moment

>>725266063
That one is 100x cuter than Invis

>>725265939
>it makes more sense to date BB simply because you get IG content regardless

Is there any path where BB keeps her amulet at the end?

>>725265941
this is where you want to start your campaign to turn /v/ into the board where we only talk about the top 1% of timeless games?

>>725265360
lonely men who have zero experience with women are attracted to the invisigirls of the world like flies to shit, and this is who they prey on and ruin the lives of before moving to the next

>>725266226
Golden route where you date both when?

why is SEA like this

>>725266080
The dynamic of her being someone who just wants to be loved but doesn't know how to show anyone genuine affection is very bittersweet and adds a layer to her character that doesn't exist if you just reciprocate her abusive behavior and give her unanswered affection.

I just like the fact that BB has an actual relationship with Rob and you can see the care and affection for each other. It’s not all stuck in the epilogue like other shows.

Good virgin boys dream about bad girls being sexually attracted to them for their hard work and good nature, so the girl can leave her bad life behind for a good life with the good boy.

This game is a true male power fantasy.

>>725266324
Blame absolutely everything on anything and anyone, except for Invisibitches behavior.
You think you're Invisible but I fuckin see you. It's 4AM where I am right now.

>>725266063
This show was actually kind of good, but it definitely helped that nu-Lois is a smoking hot tomboy.

>>725266324
Time zone quality flipped two days ago.
Euro morning/Afternoon hours are the banter hotspots now that the serial shitposter gave up, with quality slowly dipping throughout the day due to that one seething faggot that insists on starting slap fights and encouraging people to play poke the retard.

>>725266380
>fantasy
Welcome to your reality, retard

>>725266324
It's mate-guarding behavior, they don't like us lusting over SEAnig tomboys

>>725266465
>how I met your mother.png

>/v/ approved
Your discord circlejerk is not /v/. Westoids don't make tomboys, only annoying bitchy dykes. They don't make waifus, only annoying used goods whores. Kys.

>>725262723 (OP)
do you have to romance the girls in this game? i usually skip it if you are not forced to.

>>725266380
>This game is a true male
Fuck off. Garbage like this is for "girl gamurz xD".

>>725266258
don't think there will be a path where she doesn't

>>725266610
You have to go on dates, but you can say they’re platonic and no way fag both of them

>>725266610
Yes, no, maybe.
You have to pick between movies with Invisi and a dinner with BB and both of them are CLEARLY trying to seduce you, but you can friendzone both of them.

>>725266670
thanks anon!

pretty telling that he's not smiling about her sexual harassment in the mens restroom while Waterboy has diarrhea

isn't this just another telltale clone? can't they put this shit to rest already

>>725266610
There is a cheevo for friendzoning both girls but at the moment it's unattainable. The story is linear and herding you along to go on dates with them.

A platonic buddy relationship makes more sense with Invisigal btw.

>>725266465
>>725266573
Healthiest WMAF relationship

>>725266691
Men can't be sexually harassed by women. It's entirely impossible. You're either a woman or a little bitch.
>*violent shitting noises*
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT WATERBOY!

>>725266320
Date Blazer and give her a big ol' smooch.
Lean into the kiss when Invisigal loses her patience.
Be disappointed when you don't end up with a harem until it's added as DLC.

>Speaking of, what would DLC for this game be like?
Would they add more sections after the fact?
An alternate story that hits most of the same notes but is expanded?
Malevola / Prism as a romance option?
More dispatching times with more banter?

It would really depend on who they can get to add more lines. They hard part of the game was making it an actual game and wrangling the actors, so all they relaly need is more lines from each person to expand it out massively.

>>725266709
Yes. And retarded normaltroons are pretending Telltale garbage actually had value and should be revived.
This is also episodic crap with no gameplay and "ur choices matter bro no jk they don't lol", just so you know. Also a bunch of ecelebs are voicing the characters so that explains why the game is shilled so agressively.

>>725266774
>DLC?
I want more, and better actual Dispatch gameplay.

>Malevola calls Robert dad
>touches his cock
>calls him cute
>shoves his head into her boob
>brings the best lamp
>provides the best female content outside the waifus
>doesn't have many flaws like the other two girls do who are both kind of retarded
Too powerful for this Earth

>>725266774
It would be prime, so a prequel.

demon girl is overrated slop for philistines

>>725266774
>never got the invisigal version
its OVER

I just hope that you can refuse the first kiss with Invisigal to kiss her for real after defeating Shroud, I feel that would be more dramatic

>>725266774
Did telltale games ever have DLC?

>>725266774
Only DLC I could really envision is side stories for the cast to either flesh out their backstory or just give them fun stuff to do

>>725262723 (OP)
>So this is /v/ approved romance
Thread's just a bunch of grown men gossiping about romance like a bunch of schoolgirls

>>725266950
Back to the chair, I guess

>>725266950
I'm actually making it right now.
Gimme a bit.

>>725267080
Thanks

>>725267080
Do not, and I repeat, do not make her thick like the other girls are.

>>725266278
it's not a game though lmao

>>725267007
>grown men
Discord troons which should've stayed on their server but desperately want to create an impression that 4chan "loves" this crap.

>>725266157
do people now really gobble up episodic games for this reason?

>>725262723 (OP)
>So this is /v/ approved romance?
Yes. Nobody even bothered nominating BB btw.

>>725267189
He went from Razor Ramon/Scott Hall to Bret Hart. Either way he's still the best.

>>725267189
What could've been

>>725267354
>an adult working White woman
>"queen of /v/"

>>725267138
Shut up! You're not my real dad!
I'm not, which is why it's going to take longer than the others.

>>725267007
>oh my god is not-spiderboy going to kiss the not-starfire??? oh my god I'm getting flustered!!!
Yeah, this civilization was a mistake

>>725267404
If you can nail her smaller frame with the same posing, it should look great. Someone can cut her into the gif

>>725267007
Okay, so?

>>725265475
Depressed.

>>725267521
is that video games?

>that nervous foot tap
>touching the gem
She was so nervous just like a real girl would be.

"what if he doesn't like me anymore"
"what if he only wants to keep things professional"
"maybe I came on too strong at the bar"
"you're such a doofus doing this Mandy"
"you just got out of a relationship and now you're already trying to date your new hire"
No, he's coming, and he's going to be so happy to see you.

>>725267627
>Sorry. Going to the movies with Invisigal. Another time maybe? :)

>>725264521
How did a western studio, an American at that, was able to make the perfect brown tomboy girl?

>>725267521
You do not deserve human rights.

>>725267695
Because slowly but surely, gaming is healing.

>>725267695
>How did
>was able to
>"muh brown"
Yep, it's a shitskin alright.

>>725267680
idk mate post above reads like a tumblr book club fan fiction than video games

>>725267767
Welcome to 4chan motherfucker.

>>725267620
Yes.
>>725267723
ok.

>>725267723
Not video games, go away.

>>725267792
>motherfucker instead of nigger
you can stop pretending discord troon

>>725267695
They didn't. They made a typical annoying westoid bitch.
Also holy wow, all that feminine bitching ITT.
>>725267792
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go back to discord, kiddo.

>>725267695
They just gave Ember Snow short hair.

>>725267843
>>725267942
I get it. You 13 year olds joined this community 1-2 years ago and you're already "oldfags". It's okay, bros.

>>725267839
>blue mask on a basic bitch blonde soccer mom hag
what is this character design

>>725264912
Liara wasn't problematic and retarded.....She was a "writers pet" sure but there's absolutely nothing about them that are similar. Invisigal is Jack, not Liara.

>>725267695
>Tomboy is an endearingly violent and vulnerable fuck up
>Ghetto black girl is unapologetically sassy and up for race bants
>Blonde white girl is actually a nice person with personal hang ups
Seriously, how the fuck did they do it?

>>725267974
>this community

>>725268051
Notice how these types are always talking about Discord lol
What's up with that? Like...this is a DISPATCH thread, not a DISCORD thread.

>>725268014
All you have to do is play it straight. Irony poisoning unironically made everyone and everything worse.

>>725268005
Being a writer’s pet is Liara syndrome.

Violent tomboy wife = happy life

>>725267627
Friendly reminder that this girl is so wholesome she gave up her superpowers to save your father figure and she only wants to have a normal life with Robert.

>>725268091
But Liara isn't the most popular romance. She's not even in the most popular game in the series.

>>725268079
Did my post say anything about discord?
Why did you bring that up all of a sudden, and why do you not want people bringing it up?

>>725268109
Curious how this is meant to play out in a hypothetical season 2

You are not immune to propaganda

>>725268079
meant for
>>725267974

Poor saps that fell for the Invisibitch and Blonde Fraud dichotomy knowing well developers will obviously make more girls romancable in future episodes

>>725268109
>that perfect ass
I don't want to know any more spoilers, but I guess I'm okay with seeing some Mandy to keep me going until next week.

>>725268207
>Falling for the polycule bisexual demon

>>725268153
I'm immune to whatever sorry phenotype this is, ricecels wish I fucked with this.

>>725268153
They are all so damn mid. Like, there are way better "Asian woman with short hair" and there are better "cyberpunk" alt/goth girls.

>>725268152
I assume she always loses her powers no matter what. Which would come out of nowhere for the people that haven't romanced her.

Blazer wants kids. She’s marriage material

>>725268310
I guess shed just remain a middle manager HR lady

>>725268153
For me it was Freefall.

>>725268131
That’s not really got anything to do with it.
Liara was given disproportionate amount of screen time and plot importance. She was also heavily glazed in 2 and 3 but that’s where the comparison ends, since IG is actually well written.
Which brings me to why she wasn’t as popular, which is because Liara was someone poorly written shoved in everyone’s face despite male players having 3 far better options, while IG is popular because she’s a well written character given more screen time and relevance and only has the competition of another well written character with far less screen time and relevance.

>>725268389
So she has nothing to do with Liara whatsoever outside of your delusions, got it.

>>725268153
>Cohen-Chang
Oy vey...

>>725268351
And/or she swaps positions with Chase. She suggested she always felt a bit like a fraud being this corporate superhero, while the real superheroes like Mecha Man and Chase should be the real deal.

>>725268109
Its almost amazing that americans wrote something so wholesome from Calishit none the less.

>>725268426
Nah but ok

>>725268502
This is the power of self publishing, no corporate overlord demanding a woke checklist

I just realized that Blonde Blazer is supposed to be a riff on Captain Marvel, but personality-wise she's more akin to Superman played completely straight. I guess that's why she works so well.

>>725268589
Or more like they have no room to fail since their budget is limited. They know what people want and what they hate and they don't have the millions corpos have to burn on fail agenda pushing bullshit.

>>725268589
Capitalism actually works when it's all private companies. The shareholder shit is toxic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.

>>725267354
Isn't she banned since she debuted in October?

I've been going all in on her route and It's been so long since I've been invested in a western love interest. Can't fucking wait for the finale.

>>725268721
Dispatch had a demo back in May, so she's allowed in.

So, Mandy giving up her powers to save Chase is all but confirmed now, right? Because that's definately not Mandy on that shot.

>>725268780
were headed for either tragedy kino or love kino and I'm up for both

>>725262847
Why are chicks with a black eye hot?

>>725268770
Nuke tumblr
thanks

>>725269020
Do zoomers find this funny?

>>725268858
Yes.

>>725267974
Why talk about yourself?
>>725268079
Because at this point recognizing a discord circlejerk is extremely easy. Forcing memes, constantly jerking each other off, clear signs of a group that frequently interacts with each other, seething at any "outsiders" and reacting with feminine whining to the slightesr amount of heat.

>>725268858
Debra Wilson kek

>>725269210
why do you spam this every thread like a retard

https://youtu.be/FOXIF36YPTM?si=HXbVZj_o1B7yQlP-
dunking on all bpd fags

>>725269518
Pushing a meme he saw on the discord server/subreddit. Also discord kiddies like him spam random images to keep threads bumped so they look "active".

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>725262723 (OP)
tried pirating this shit and closed it down soon as I saw "In collaboration with Critical Role"

tried one more time and started laughing at the first voiced line; some 46-year old try-hard boomer trying to convince me he's a 30-year old dweeb

americans are really something

This is exactly the sort of shit that made BB coin go through the roof

>Invisifaggot spamming gore again
Oh boy, hold on to your butts

>>725269670
>took 5 shots to kill me lol

>>725269237
Evil resides in the very gaze which perceives Evil all around itself.

>>725269670
bros...what the fuck

>>725269670
Uh, BBfags?

>>725269237
Great minds discuss concepts, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
They discuss games. You discuss them.

>>725269670
fucking hell

>>725269020
how are retards here trying to claim this thread is genuine when they post unfunny shit like this

>>725269237
It's okay, bro. We don't think highly of you either. Go play your little chinese gachagames.

5>4>3>6>2>1

>>725265482
I want to rewatch some scenes, but I don't want to replay the dispatches, I hope there is a skip-ahead option by the time the game is fully released next week or so.

>>725269670
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANNY DELETE THIS FUCKING RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK

What's the pool on Robert sacrificing himself in the finale?

>>725269670
WHAT THE FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

>>725269926
gacha thread is your competition?

>>725269670
fuck me

>>725270031
No, it's your destination.

>>725270031
just because someone hates you, doesnt mean they are your competition

HOES
DEPRESSED
https://youtu.be/d6v3vKeg1Ws

>>725270081
see you are competing with it

725269670
>le islamic camel fucker execution video
You don't even see anything though. What a terrible gore video.

>>725270131
We're running in circles, you and I.

>>725270104
gacha thread also belongs in the trash
>IF GACHA THREAD EXISTS WHY CAN'T WE EXIST
is not an argument

>>725270008
The OST is fantastic

I think the dispatch music might be my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQcYakpWDs

>>725264379
It's because they keep shoving her in every moment - Donut shop, Diamond Heist, Warehouse fight. She just kepts shoved in your face every fucking time. Literally has more screen time and interaction than the whole Z squad put together.

>Like Friends
https://youtu.be/nk01lDBUe9A

>>725262847
Midrow, best row.

>>725262847
If you could have 1to1 to fix one of them the way you work with Invisigal, who would it be?

For me is Coupé, regardless whether a romance is involved, I think she is too dangerous to others and herself.

>>725270234
I really like that one and the one that sounds like hold music

https://youtu.be/-EJPeXUxZHE

>>725270309
Payoff will be worth it.

>>725262723 (OP)
nortubel tier romance

>>725262723 (OP)
>ignores the entire interaction
post the whole thing next time BB fag.

>>725270287
And even if you treat her like shit and don't engage, Chase still bitches about you and Invisigal's "romance" and then gets pissed off during the party even if you are romancing and dance with BB.
The whole thing is so mediocre that if it wasn't propped up by all the Critical Role shills it'd have been forgotten 2 weeks ago.

>>725270458
Why would you spoil yourself in such ways constantly? When that happens, you won't even feel anything. Blonde Blazer kiss came out of nowhere for me, made it way better.

>>725270509
>watches in silence
Know your place

>bbfags STILL shitting themselves and crying over invisigal still being the more popular option
Why can't you retards just take your own advice and enjoy your content without crying about Invsigal every single post

>>725270234
Was wondering where tf this got stuck in my head, thanks anon. (apparently its not part of most osts)

Why do BBniggers seem so socially maladjusted and mentally unwell? It's almost as if they're subhuman

>>725269926
No thanks. I'd rather play a real game. Have fun going through grief when the marketing period ends and you realize you wasted so much time and money on Telltale-type garbage with ecelebs in it.

Imagine buying a pass just so you can seethe more frequently.

>>725270704
meanwhile visifags
>spams isis gore

>>725263867
I actually played this game because I liked this is the police (even if it was absolutely fucked up with some of the way it can brick your progression)

>>725270731
Damn nigga you a funny guy.

>>725270665
>A wet dream scene
>Is put into every fucking scene - donut, diamond store, warehouse
>hurr durr she's more popular
Yeah, because you chucklefucks fall for the obvious shovelware being shoved in your face.

>>725270234
For some reason this one makes me feel like I'm playing Advance Wars

>>725270665
>>725270704
Uh oh, BB induced melty.

>>725263293
because normal people can actually see good chemistry between robert and visi. diehard BB fans are thinking with their dicks. if she had more screen time and more interaction with robert then things could have been different.

Reminder that the BB spammer is a literal fucking pajeet kek.

>>725270781
>TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY
>BROWN NIPPLES BROWN NIPPLES BROWN NIPPLES
>I CAN FIX HER I CAN FIX HER I CAN FIX HER
>CHAIR CLATTERS CHAIR CLATTERS CHAIR CLATTERS
Yeah....not sure I want to be a part of "the majority" anymore anyways.

Just got my check in the mail for shilling this game, $2500, whatd you guys get?

I want a cozy office job
I want a funny work friend/mentor
I want a cool dorky friend group of misfits
I want a cute tomboy gf
I want my own place
I want to throw a housewarming party

>>725270856
The one who keeps passive aggressively seething about her and spamming gore when it doesn’t work?
Makes sense.

Remember that the correct answer is friend zoning both invisibitch and the blonde lush. You need this job to get the suit fixed so you can kill shroud, don't get distracted by hr nightmare pussy.

>>725270856
I'm White and I live in America. And I was on your side on Wednesday btw, my save file was Invisigal. Until the date went absolutely nowhere, she asked me if it was even a date, and then she disobeyed orders AGAIN and then KILLED CHASE (as much as we should all know without leaked spoilers)
So I restarted the save file and chose Mandy again like I did the first time. And ever since I've come into these threads to talk about this character and her terrible miserable actions, you Invisifags have gotten 100x bolder in the way that you excuse her toxic behavior. It's so revealing. There's just no way to possibly excuse it any longer.

>>725270817
Boobs too small

>>725271025
Fucking Blonde Blazer isn't an HR nightmare because she's in charge of the entire branch.
Fucking Invisigal is pretty nightmareish though, because she is YOUR subordinate, and any sort of infractions and misconduct by her will end up falling on you.

>>725271056
She's tucked in.

>>725268858
>cut team member becomes badguy
I will never forgive that blonde HR bitch for forcing you to cut 1 team member because you couldn't do a miracle with the lowest ranked team in 1 session

>>725268858
That's Trackstar

BB lost bigly kek

>YO XBOX, MAKE ME KINO BITCH

Is he /ourguy/ finally?

Chase better grow tits and a nice shapely thug shaker and general amazonian along with the blonde hair or else I'm gonna be disappointed

>can't ask you to show up or else she will feel bad because she refuses to pay her way in and nobody else can steal their ticket
>but she can emotionally manipulate you into showing up to bring her popcorn (she won't eat any)

>all those streamers playing the party scene with the royalty free music option
Literally playing a non canon version of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqADj9FuG9o
I'll be honest, it really seems like they are dancing to the non copyright song but the scene makes more sense with the copyright song. Like, such a slow, romantic song doesn't really fit the party but fits the scene

>>725271132
You don't think dating your direct superior is gonna bring down corporate? It's literally the same power dynamic just flipped. Don't even get me started on phenomacuck one witnessed kiss away from crushing you like flamfags car.

>>725271260
I dunno but he certainly was always /myguy/, same with Robert Pattinson.

>>725270856
And he's also the one who spammed gores and blaming invisibros

What's the point of waifu wars when everyone has already made up their mind at this point? Anyone who likes Blazer chose her at the end of ep 4. Anybody who likes Invisigal will choose her next ep when the romance finally locks in. And anyone who just wants Robert to be a hero will turn down both.

>>725271291
Its not really slow though

>>725271321
Blonde Blazer literally says "I'll tell HR about us" though, and it's just a normal thing. The fact is if YOU do something to fuck up, that would fall onto Blonde Blazer, not you.

If INVISIGAL fucks up, it would fall on YOU, since she is your subordinate. The conflict of interest is now on (You).

Imagine she starts a massive argument with you in the middle of the office because she refuses your orders (AGAIN)? This would fall on (You) and then Blonde Blazer at that point. Blonde Blazer is never doing that to (You). And her giving (You) a hug in front of everyone is going to cause.....absolutely nothing to happen.

As it turns out, it's hard to draw faces in MSPaint at this resolution.
Thankfully, Invisigal delivered her own answer to the problem.

>went with Invisigal
>bitches don't know that I'll just do the other route after the full game is out

>>725271521
based

>>725271521
>that drawing
OHNONONONONONOOOOOOOO
Invisifags......

>/v/
>approved romance
>in a fucking telltale "game"
no
some people here like to play vidya not watch movies

>>725271513
why do you post like such a sperg

>>725271571
2 more episodes left and I know it's almost over for us

>>725271571
Why are you such a retarded nigger that you can't even write a single solitary cogent idea in your reply?

>>725271630
True, Invisifag tears are going to be delicious when they romanticize her miserable ass ending.

>>725270008
>I'm not done saving you yet.

Imagine getting blinded forever by her ass

>>725265482
VISI WON
VISI WON
VISI WON

>>725271283
worst non canon music so far. the one with invisigal in the theater was arguably better than the original one with vocals since it's technically the same song but just instrumental

>>725270008
I'm still not over the fact I won't have a meet cute ever

>>725271724
>get a whiff of that ghetto stank
>die

STOP shitposting before I go full pompei on your ass

>>725271513
Why is it any better if the blame for some fuck up on bb instead of you? There's no reason to believe there's never ever going to be a conflict of interest because of that power dynamic, and phenomacuck is still going to crush Robert's tiny head.

>>725271708
She has a happy ending just like Blazer does. Literally everyone in these threads already knows this due to the leaks. You're so retarded you can't even shitpost properly. As expected of a jeet.

>>725271712
She's not done until there are baby Bobbys and Mandys running about the backyard

>>725271778
>before I go full pompei on your ass
With mega fuego sauce?

CRUNCH

>>725271787
>phenomacuck is still going to crush Robert
Too retarded and inept to actually do anything, especially considering he literally WATCHES

>>725271712
>using visi's meme
Kek they are so lacking in materials

When you choose Blonde Blazer, you cuck Invisigal AND Phenomaman (both retarded)

Pretty based of Roberto I'd say, truly.

>Invisigal watches from the closet
>Phenomaman watches from the window

If they do make a season 2 which seems like a no brainer given who well this one is selling, would you want to continue Robert and Z Team's story or have a new protagonist?

>>725272090
Depends on how they end Robert's story this season

>>725262847
The demon girl is a reference to BG3 right? Karlach or something. I knew she was pretty popular back when BG3 exploded to popularity.

>>725272043
Lord have mercy on us all

>>725272090
I have a feeling they will move on to a different set of characters, because there might be too many moving parts involved to continue Robert's story.

Do women/couples really started looking for replacement before actually breaking up? Seems kinda mean. I never dated so I'm actually curious.

>>725272090
I've said this before, new protag from a villain perspective. But a similar role to Robert, well accomplished villain comes in to reign in and unfuck a poorly managed supervillain organization.

why is a girl smoking hot

>>725272114
The Tiefling is from DnD and is very old, 90's. "Demon person" is a very old idea, especially red ones. And especially in comics

>>725272206
Remain ignorant, it's better for you.

>>725271156
Explain how "your gf giving up her powers to save your father figure and her friend" is a loss? That's the most heroic shit you can do.

>>725272090
I feel like this cast is too good and too popular to just toss away for a whole new one

Its mainly gonna depend on how Ep 8 ends, but personally I'd love another season with the Z team

Actually felt bad cutting off Coupe. She was my most used member. But batbro has the highest IQ and Charisma, I can cope with Coupe since Invisigal share somewhat of a same build/stat as her.

Aaaand all set.

>>725272206
>women/couples really started looking for replacement
>I never dated.
Ranjesh, if you don't understand how anything in reality works, just say that. You need to be 18+ to post here btw

>>725272114
I am almost sure this wasn't a coincidence.

>>725272090
New Protagonist with some context choices to determine which choices you made in the first

>>725272224
ok but this one is literally just Karlach with Magik's powers.

>>725272296
It's.....at least you tried.

I guess the Invisicoin really is behind, even Phenomacoin at this point....

>>725272090
Season 2 will probably never happen.
Adhoc is now stuck doing original D&D campaigns of Critical Role.

>>725272290
I genuinely think they should lock you out of training coupe and moistcritikal before the cut, I wanted to kick out bat boy over coupe but already gave him flight training so I was fucked.

>>725272206
yes, most people are selfish and cowards. But it really depends on the culture of the people as well.
For example in some cultures it is "weird" to not be in a relationship and so there is also a social pressure to be in one which makes the whole situation worse .

>>725272306
Answer him then...don't reflect the question

>>725272341
No, she's not "literally" anything. Magik is the easiest one, yes. A fucking comic book from the 80's. Not Baldur's Gate 3, a game that came out 2 years ago. Boss Baby vibes from this post.

>>725272114
The development of Malevola predates the release of BG3 by quite a few years, so unlikely

Shes just a stereotype demoness trope

>>725272409
you're literally autistic

What's the appeal of "I can fix her" romances?

>>725272306
He literally did say that

>>725272425
>her heels kind of look like hooves from the right angles

>>725272382
Ignore it, anon.
It's a newfag that thinks accusing anyone of being a pajeet is a silver bullet and is too stupid to realise being the only one doing it makes it really fucking obvious.

>>725272206
In my experience women tend more than often to monkey branch than men.
It's the, "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence".

>>725272352
I was actually pretty content with how it turned out, but feel free to show me up. I'm an author, not an illustrator.

>>725272341
Except it's not? I'm sure it's a wink and a nod to Karlach, but hot red devil is practically a trope.
The personality, eyes and attitude are way off.

>>725272441
Usually the payoff. Jack is a really good example although she was seriously cucked out of content in ME3. Morrigan from Dragon Age is another one.

>>725272529
But you ARE a pajeet. It was literally proven like two threads ago. You aren't fooling anyone at this point.

>>725272441
God damn, baby Jacky mogs Invisibitch so hard it's unreal.

She also had an iconic cat fight with her rival that was deeply tied to the choice system, unlike Invisigal who would/could never ever step up to Blonde Blazer [spoilers]without augments[/spoiler]

>>725272562
Her head shouldn't be in frame dude. You have butchered the entire format trying to shove her face into it, then realized you weren't talented enough, and cut her head off. Just make her skinny and crop the image below the shoulder so you still see her midriff and purple jacket, make sure both legs are visible and she's pressing Roberts face into her hip....I thought you understood the assignment. You failed at every step.

>>725262723 (OP)
>califags doing something decent
They have to make a great debut. It's their first game. They would gladly write Dustborn 2 but instead they have to write a white male mc and feature (only) heterosexual romance options between two hot white chicks in a story about actually building trust with your peers and being a go-getter in a fucking office environment.
Just think about this. CALIFAGS. Zero satirical remarks about le capitalism. Zero bitching about males. No one mentioned nazis in any shape or form.
It almost like someone really powerful chained them to their desks and starved them until they start writing a literal antithesis of themselves.

how are IGfags coping with their girl getting chase killed?

>>725272675
There's a reason you're the only one autistically clingling to this, even the other frothing 'spergs aren't doing it.
Take the hint. Being anonymous doesn't mean shit when you willingly make it clear who you are.

>>725272762
Fine since he lives.

>>725272306
I'm nearly 30 to be honest. I just don't see the need to date someone until I have enough money and savings to take care of someone's daughter.

>>725272793
invisifags need to spoil themselves in order to feel better

>>725272675
You are so brown you see street shitters everywhere you go. Please go to work selling street food you dunked your arm shoulder deep in out of a Hyderabad alley so you stop posting.

>Invisigal shows up
>Now Mandy is calling me Dad-bod
No. NO. Mandy needs better judgment and guidance and a MechaMan to make generational wealth and a family with. Way to make me hate this reformed villain right out of the gate. There had better be a way to leave her behind and ignore her forever. First impressions are lasting

>>725272764
NTA you started arguing with but I am the Blonde Blazer fan of your nightmares who has been dominating the thread ever since BB chads dropped this banger. I'm White from America btw and I don't write like a fucking ESL jungle nigger.

>>725272762
They spam spoilers so that everyone is spoiled and so there is no emotional weight. Basically, they are ruining the ending of the game to cover up for her bullshit.

Literally every place on the internet discussing this game prefers Invisigal. I'm guessing that's why BBfags on /v/ are so aggressively autistic. It's a common vocal minority tactic where they feel the need to be as obnoxious as possible to validate their choice. It's honestly really sad.

where can i watch leaked scenes if i always miss threads with them?

>>725268702
makes me scared now that they have millions of dollars on their hands. parasites like critical role will be hungry to ruin it all

>>725272930
>everyone prefers to be a retarded sheep
>everyone prefers to eat poison fast food
>everyone prefers to fuck non-Whites
>everyone prefers to eat bugs
>everyone prefers to live in the pod
>everyone prefers to take the vaccine
>everyone prefers
Ad populum is a logical fallacy.

>>725272697
>Her head shouldn't be in frame dude.
It's not ~:^)

But, in all seriousness, she doesn't have the thiccness for the thigh option. What she does have is the midriff, but to get his face into it she'd have to be massive.
She's canonically smaller than everyone else except Prism, but I didn't make that one so being the same size and body wouldn't fit.
But that's just my >opinion.

I'm convinced Aaron Paul had a significant role in Robert being so likable. Left to their own devices I feel like the writers wouldn't have hit it out of the park with him.

Visi WANTS to go on more dates with you before letting you score
BB kisses on the first date, or let's you kiss after drinking 2 beers

>>725272907
Nigger, people been spamming leaks since the first 2 episodes. Stop acting like those leaks change affect anything.

regardless of bbniggers' little fagboy spergouts, or the preference of the masses, the important thing is that the devs themselves obviously prefer invisigal, so she get's all the storyline, content, animation budget, etc.
and that's fine with me

Batman wouldn't have gotten Chase killed

>>725273056
which is ironic, considering the bodycount of inviBITCH, guess she is tired of getting pumped&dumped

>>725272930
most popular girl is almost never best girl.
Off the top of my head Dragon age origins is the only one that managed both

>Ad populum is a logical fallacy
Aww he read dictionary

>>725272930
At first I find BBs infatuation with MM kinda cute, until it was revealed she was already dating Phenomaman. Feels kinda weird for her to be all over MM during the first chapter. She barely knew the guy but was giving fuck me signals all over. Weird.

I don't even have to look at leaks to know it was Invisigal who put the bomb in the first ep. It's probably why despite all her flirting and yearning for Robert she never actually makes a proper move on him. She's racked with guilt which also explains why she's so reckless in trying to get back the astral pulse, she wants to atone. I'd wager that she'll get the option to kiss after she finally reveals the truth.

>>725272043
>>725272148
>"Phenomaman, you should know. She sucked my cock. But don't worry, I don't this is the reason why you broke up."
>*rips off Robert's pants and sucks his dick*
>"Yep, you are right. This is not the reason wht we broke up."

Chase is literally the only character where rapid fire cursing works. He's old and wise and experienced and too old to change. Invisigal is a cringelord and Robert just doesn't sound natural cursing. Or maybe intimidating is the word. It just doesn't sound right coming out of his mouth. Or maybe the dialogue of episode one is just weak.

>>725273101
Batman would have pulled an infinite amount of astral macguffins out of his ass and/or belt, too.
When Shroud showed up behind Invisigal, he'd have been behind should, too.
Saying Batman would win in a low-power scenario is like saying a wolf could take down a bunch of crippled rabbits.

>>725273162
Yeah, I sorta want to like BB but her character gets compromised for contrived drama and baiting.
Like obviously her flirtiness in ep 1 is supposed to make the boyfriend reveal cliffhanger in ep 2 hit harder. Or her apparent managerial stupidity forces you to choose a teammate to cut on your 2nd day in the job. Or nixing the warehouse raid after the party when it clearly would've worked

She ends up being unlikeable because of writer fiat and the sorta DMPC instrument to bring in all this stupid railroading.

>>725273162
Typical whorish behavior, her coins lost all value back in episode 2

>>725273242
>He's old and wise and experienced and too old to change.
You do realize he's only slightly older than Robert, right?

>>725273162
Then you need to interact with more women. A women in an unsatisfying relationship is on full lookout mode for the next one 24/7. It's very human and part of what makes her a great character.

>>725273101
Unless Shroud was Joker, then he somehow would have failed in saving Chase and another 28492 random people from Joker's giggle juice or whatever..

>>725273249
>When Shroud showed up behind Invisigal, he'd have been behind should, too
kek he absolutely would. I don't even like batman that much but some of the shit he pulls out of his ass is pure comedy

>>725266853
She gets so fucking petty if you fire Sonar that it completely turned me off her. Bitches at you, refuses to go on missions, and then dips early. Punch Up mans up and does his fucking job for most of that round if Coop gets the boot, and Coop's arguably got it way worse. Sonar's probably going to prison, but Coop is due for a straight up execution given her past as a hitwoman.

>>725267293
Hit me in the feels.

Has Vis been nominated for queen of /v/ yet?

>>725273284
.....what? But he's an old black man. Oh, right. The condition. Old physically but not in spirit or mentally.

I legit find Visi, BB and Malevola really endearing and lovely. Even Coupe and Prism are not soulless diversity inclusions. There's no wrong choice and I'm just glad we finally got some attractive women in a video game.
To be honest I would pick the red hot muscle mommy if I could. Not even into fit girls, I just love how well adjusted, confident and assertive she is.

If she had a VA that wasn't some shitty e celeb and was an actual third option I'd feel like she'd completely mog the other two so hard.

>working with Malevola and not sending her back to hell where she belongs
Piss poor "heroes" this universe

Games that let me romance hot demon women?

>>725273030
Hey fag. I mog (You) and I'm a BB chad. Get fucked. I did it way, way faster too.

>>725274049
Baldur's Gate 3?
She's not a demon and only technically a woman, but the rest checks out. She's also hot. Literally if not figuratively.

>>725264494
Vi was very successful for lesbians, just not straights.

Wait there is a season 2?

>>725273636
she doesn't believe in hell, she's an atheist

I don't want to fuck any of them but at least blazer doesn't make me spend money

gonna draw another one because I want to really get the sizing right

>>725264214
>haha kicking around her inhaler sure is fun
Shroud is a tryhard at heart. The real move there would have been to slowly push it away from her grasp with his foot.

where do i find all the leaks / is anybody able to disclose what were in the leaks?

>>725262723 (OP)
>spend $86
Do normalfags really?

>>725264921
>She can princess carry me
AND can turn into a princess herself so she can also be carried.

>>725275228
>my flaw is that i'm brunette and 2 inches shorter
white woman moment

>check the party song
>the singer performed that song "radio" on a radio called Inhailer

oh wow that song is part of invisigal characterization

>>725274945
What do you want to know?

>>725275267
Hey, two inches can mean a lot of difference to a woman.
In a few ways.

self insert reddit shit.

>>725274838
now we're talking. first one was just an experiment.

I am so glad I was able to bump that moist critical cunt's character so I could stop hearing his dull fucking voice

Alright, hear me out:
Sonar, but voiced by Sseth instead of Critical.

>>725275267
She was conditioned (and in no small part conditioned herself) into believing that anything but the Blonde Blazer identity is everything she is and should be. She's the picture-perfect girl, the one on the billboards, the image of a perfect hero. Phenomamen did not help at all with that whatsoever. He was kinda the face of that issue. I can understand the sudden need to just step away from him. It is brutally cutthroat, but break-ups and new beginnings usually are.

Let's just be honest for a moment.
This is 100% no cap honest fr fr how I see the "love triangle" between Robert, Blonde Blazer and Invisigal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMXVD3dP_lY

>think phenoman was going to be some sort of maniacal hero and go full crazy on robert
>he is actually wholesome and just wants to help but a bit autistic

Also, I realized that you need to min-max your heroes to one attribute because of those retarded dispatch that make you fail if you go above a certain stats

>>725274049
>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
>Rune Factory 5 (although it's definitely worst entry in the series)
>Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
>possibly some NWN modules, NWN 2 OC with mods if we count tieflings as demons

>>725276057
It helps that the eventually met "legit" superheroes like Chase and Robert, who kept doing their jobs even if their superpowers and equipment failed them. I guess it's no wonder she finds it so appealing.

>>725274049
Pathfinder WOTR
On a demon path you get to fuck a few high-tier female demons and dom some of them into submission.
On other paths you get a redeemed succubus romantic interest.
If you play a demon and romance the redeemed succubus, she will try to redeem YOU.

>>725274051
That also sucks lol

>>725276387
>min-max your heroes to one attribute becaus
wut
i've been making them equally level on all attr
am i fucked

>>725272114
No, she's just discount Magick.

>>725276587
You should have the answer to that if you're played ep 5/6
I got fucked over big time for having too much str

>>725276651
That shit is so fucking stupid. I had multiple calls where there was literally NO combination of heroes I could send that wouldn't result in an auto-fail.

>>725266297
Not necessarily disagreeing, but BB is literally
>string a man along when she's already in a relationship, gaslight him when he calls her out being a cock-teasing slag, dump the other guy only after getting together with the new fling, etc
Women like BB are the classic narcissistic manipulators. The Amber Heards of society. More conventionally attractive, more kind on the surface when compared to women like Invisigal, but also harder to read and way easier to get duped by. With women like BB you will get stabbed in the back. With women like Invisigal you will get stabbed in the front.

>>725276387
I do love how Dispatch plays the superhero tropes completely straight, instead of it being ANOTHER deconstruction like "The Boys" or "Invincible". PM is not "what if Superman but evil" because this subversion became a cliche in and of itself, but a genuinely nice and wholesome dude, if a bit weird and socially awkward. BB is not some corporate backstabbing bitch with an ego, but a sweet and kind girl that always sees the best in people and wants to help everybody.
It's actually refreshing that we are starting to commit to wholesome tropes played straight.

>>725276615
It's Magik if Magik was a big devil lady (like Karlach*).
>>* uhmmm ackshually she's not a devil she's a tiefling and that's different and
SHUT THE FUCK UP TIEFLINGS ARE DEVILS END OF DISCUSSION SHUT THE FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK UPPUPPPPUPUPUPUPUP!!"!!!!!!!!!

>>725275324
Stolen asthma valor, typical Visi moment.

>>725262993
>>725263730
>>725268938
You're english

>>725276746
The early scenes with Toxic make it seem like it's like the Boys and Invincible but thankfully it's not nearly as cynical.

>>725276746
It's a good start, surprising for a Telltale movie game made in Cali but hopefully we can have more genuine things again in other games and other media. Adhoc certainly got rewarded for it.

>>725276764
>builts
Builds

>>725271803
Vizi would be a monster of a wine auntie.

>>725276741
You'd have a point if she hadn't been stable for 5 years at that point.
Sure, under normal circumstances the tee hee oops line would be a massive red flag, but someone who can stay with a eunuch autist for that long without straying gets some slack for genuinely making a mistake and promptly breaking up as a result.
Especially since, if you don't go after her, she clearly isn't hopping on the next closest dick afterward.

What happens with the plan at the party if you don't reveal that you're Mecha Man? If you tell them, then they're planning the warehouse thing throughout the night. Does it just come up at the last second if you didn't tell?

>>725277034
I haven't done that playthrough yet but I assume nothing changes besides Flambae being available for work instead of being angry at you. This is a movie. Flambae probably arrives late for the party regardless but gives a different reason for it.

>>725277034
Chase tells them.

>>725272043
Reminder that Vizi would have been there for the whole thing.

>>725277190
>>725277156
But Chase lets it slip during the fight with Invisigal at the END of the party, right? What I'm saying is, Royd bringing the computer over and having the map projected on the wall only happens BECAUSE everybody already knows he's Mecha Man, so they're all on board with finding the pulse. If you didn't tell them, then how does the warehouse come up?

>>725277261
>tfw you can't last longer than Visi can hold her breath

>>725272296
You should switch Robert's and Vizi's places.

>>725268153
Do not lump in Akima with the rest of those whores. Titan A.E. was pure fucking kino

>>725277020
>but someone who can stay with a eunuch autist for that long without straying gets some slack for genuinely making a mistake and promptly breaking up as a result
There is also an implication that she was in relationship with PM not because they loved one another, but because it looks good on corporate banners. In her interaction with him, she comes off more as his tardwrangler and less like his girlfriend. So of course she would be all in on having an actual real relationship with another human being that isn't a complete autist.

>>725276569
Don't be mean. He's nutting up and putting the effort in.
>>725277195
>removed Phenomaman
Nevermind. Tar and feather him.
>>725277338
Now there's an idea.

>>725275968
I could fuck with that. It wouldn't quite feel so le heckin' relatable, but he'd be funnier.

>>725272043
Summertime Saga tier shit

>>725277195
>Prism and Karlach kisses
Mmmm

>>725277424
We're having three months between each updates, and they focus on Golem's ant collection?

>>725277424
You have a very generous misconception of what STS actually looks like.

>>725277195
>removed Phenomeman
>added kisses
My nigga.
Now if only one of you fuckers would add pussy lip markings on Robert's face whenever Visi shows up. I know it's unrealistic, but I feel like she'd do that kink shit.

>>725277512
>one glance
>immediately know it's aislop

>>725277512
sauce please

>>725277512
>cuck visi
https://youtu.be/CVTRX7lp9uo?si=FOiLA0AwFyvtPL0I&t=42

>>725277512
This is her after the furious masturbation session.

I'm a bitch
My name's Robert
Such a bitch whose name is Robert

>>725277687
for a second I thought this was a bo burnham song

If Invisigal didn't want to be a cuck...then she shouldn't have gotten cucked

>>725277512
>quits a life of crime to BE BETTER
>becomes a cuckquean

>>725277872
Kratos must be stopped, no matter the cost

another thread up

>>725277764
She can't help it.

>people were just waiting for the new thread

You're all horrible dispatchers.

>>725272425
What commercial are they referring to?