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Anonymous No.725263547 [Report] >>725263952 >>725264372 >>725265538 >>725267057 >>725267459
How did she die?
Anonymous No.725263601 [Report] >>725263924
AIDS
Anonymous No.725263653 [Report]
Lets just say the last thing she heard was BANANA SLAMMAAAA
Anonymous No.725263670 [Report]
mangled by a cannon barrel
Anonymous No.725263719 [Report] >>725266971 >>725267604
killed by rare to make way for new hotness
Anonymous No.725263757 [Report]
Morphine addiction.
Anonymous No.725263775 [Report]
being tranny
Anonymous No.725263781 [Report]
I'm more curious what was the funeral like
Anonymous No.725263853 [Report] >>725263905 >>725267517
Sex with Cranky got a bit out of hand
Anonymous No.725263896 [Report]
Heart break
She saw Cranky fucking another Kong
Anonymous No.725263905 [Report]
>>725263853
yeah, things got a little too bananas one night
Anonymous No.725263924 [Report]
>>725263601
Nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again!
Anonymous No.725263949 [Report]
eaten alive by banana birds
Anonymous No.725263952 [Report]
>>725263547 (OP)
she died in a yoga accident
that she was reading about
Anonymous No.725264372 [Report]
>>725263547 (OP)
On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy visiting DK Island climbed under a fence into an outdoor banana enclosure where he was grabbed and violently dragged and thrown by Wrinkly Kong. Fearing for the boy's life, a fellow Kong, who requested to remain unnamed, shot and killed Wrinkly Kong with his coconut gun. The incident was recorded on video and received broad international coverage and commentary, including controversy over the choice to use lethal force.
Anonymous No.725265225 [Report]
cats ate her face
Anonymous No.725265538 [Report]
>>725263547 (OP)
Choked on a banana
Anonymous No.725266971 [Report]
>>725263719
I need a wife like left
Anonymous No.725267057 [Report]
>>725263547 (OP)
Chinese made her into a soup.
Anonymous No.725267459 [Report]
>>725263547 (OP)
the great ape war
Anonymous No.725267517 [Report]
>>725263853
>Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Anonymous No.725267604 [Report]
>>725263719
>hmm yes we need to make this monkey more sexy to appeal to our target audience
they just don't make games for gamers anymore...
Anonymous No.725267771 [Report]