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ok here's the movie pitch:
bowser wants to capture peach for sexy times, like usual, enters her castle during the cover of night in an attempt to abduct her.
peach is away on vacations while helping rosalina do important stuff because girlbosses or whatever the first movie fucking ruined about her character. mario is with her, being a beta, relaxing. luigi is MIA. probably in daisy's rape dungeon. trophy plumbers.
bowser unwittingly gets a hold of some random treasures as a consolation for peach 'being in another castle' joke. one of them is that damn super crown. thinks it's junk. reminds him of his one true love. takes it back to his lair.
peach and mario return to the mushroom kingdom to find her castle has been ransacked. obviously bowser did it because he went through her panty drawer or something dumb (not the first time he's done it...).
random toad character rushes in and says there's an emergency because the super crown has been stolen, among other things.
peach and mario are oblivious. toad explains what it is and what it does. something like anyone can sit on the throne while wearing the super crown- it was for when a princess was needed, but not present.
bowser has no idea what he's gotten a hold of.
mario, being the plumber, says he'll go get it for peach. his time to shine.
he goes to visit bowser via the usual platforming conventions. almost dies.
peach and rosalina arrive in the nick of time as mario is fighting bowser. they spot the super crown. tell mario to keep bowser distracted while they go yoink it.
bowser pivots to try and capture peach while she's taking the crown back. there's a scuffle. crown ends up on bowser's head.
enter bowsette. like a goth peach with way bigger titties.
confusion from all parties except mario, who
running out of room, so long story short: bowsette opts to capture mario instead of peach, and now peach must save mario in order to feel relevant, and take back the super crown.
