It's not even out yet and it's already game of the year
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:49:15 PM
No.725270524
[Report]
Just about to boot up the beta lads, see you online
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:53:28 PM
No.725270714
[Report]
>Dedede
>Battle chariot
>Tons of HP
>Tons of offense
>Every stadium is a race
Yep, thats city trial, baby.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:54:37 PM
No.725270759
[Report]
>>725272080
lobby?
Sakurai said this was supposed to be an easy game to control so why does it feel so difficult to control?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:56:06 PM
No.725270824
[Report]
kirbys fart riders
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:56:53 PM
No.725270860
[Report]
>>725270917
why release a good kart game after releasing a kart game?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:58:01 PM
No.725270917
[Report]
>>725270860
To kill Sonic
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:58:04 PM
No.725270920
[Report]
Paddock ID 6D3P9S
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:58:20 PM
No.725270930
[Report]
>>725270461 (OP)
It’s not even game of the week
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:04:17 PM
No.725271204
[Report]
>>725270796
ikr, its cuz its only two buttons and a stick, ironically it makes the game harder at first
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:08:03 PM
No.725271379
[Report]
>>725270943
Hey anon, sorry to tell you... but Bandana Waddle Dee is MY character alone. I claimed him. You'll have to pick somebody else.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:13:38 PM
No.725271606
[Report]
>>725271702
>>725270461 (OP)
Seems really fun so far.
Not sure if I'm supposed to be boosting all the time though. And I'm also wondering does turning when holding the boost button build the boost faster?
I never played the original.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:13:50 PM
No.725271609
[Report]
>>725273787
>Paper Star sucks no matter what
>Battle Chariot is OP
BRAVO SAKURAI
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:15:17 PM
No.725271671
[Report]
>>725272235
>>725270461 (OP)
>Kirby Air Niggers
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:15:53 PM
No.725271702
[Report]
>>725271606
Doesn't make it build faster, but inputting a direction when boosting does make you slide and drift far longer. How often you should go for boosts is really based on what vehicle you are on. Some of them don't really need to often, others like the wagon star actually can't at all.
Also a new feature, you can hold back and brake in order to quick stop. Really useful.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:17:15 PM
No.725271754
[Report]
>>725272193
How exactly do you speed up an go faster? Are you supposed to just spam the B button boosts? Or waggle the control stick all the time? What about easily reversing or turning around in city trial?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:21:38 PM
No.725271932
[Report]
I dont want to buy a switch 2 I’m a jobless loser
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:24:16 PM
No.725272054
[Report]
i boughted a switch 2 and many games and im workfree
>>725270461 (OP)
As much as i love this and the original, it's not GOTY material anon. Besides it would have to compete with Silksong and Clair Obscur...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:24:44 PM
No.725272080
[Report]
>>725272695
>>725270759
Paddock
RLBK13
1745
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:27:27 PM
No.725272193
[Report]
>>725271754
The tutorial tells you to attack as many enemies as possible to get boosts. Also, it tells you to get behind enemy riders to slipstream past them.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:28:24 PM
No.725272235
[Report]
>>725271671
Ey christofuh ged in here eheheh
T got this new kahby game, you wont believe it, its got a chef guy and everythin eheheheh
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:30:26 PM
No.725272331
[Report]
>>725272502
Any city trials tips? Never played Air ride before
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:33:54 PM
No.725272487
[Report]
fuck it I'm getting switch 2
>>725272331
Be a greedy fuck.
Don't just collect stuff, but steal stuff from others.
Always take advantage of bonus events.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:34:37 PM
No.725272526
[Report]
>>725272587
>>725270461 (OP)
"Somehow Astro Bot won GOTY but games like Kirby or Mario Party never will simply because they're not mainstream genres, regardless of how fun they are. I don't even know why I even care.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:34:38 PM
No.725272528
[Report]
>>725277991
Where is the "Still buying a switch 2" mario dancing anon?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:35:02 PM
No.725272541
[Report]
The paddock is so dead :(
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:35:16 PM
No.725272552
[Report]
Who here is a Waddle Doo GOD?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:35:41 PM
No.725272581
[Report]
>>725272643
are the legendary machine pieces available? i haven't seen anyone get one yet even though I had a game with a rare box event
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:35:46 PM
No.725272587
[Report]
>>725272526
Mario Party is absolutely mainstream, it's just not awards show material.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:36:41 PM
No.725272643
[Report]
>>725272581
I don't believe so, unless they are very rare.
A good amount of stuff isn't in the demo, including the Henshin Star which is sad.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:37:48 PM
No.725272695
[Report]
>>725272080
Get in here lads
>>725270461 (OP)
OY VEY
>changes the OST
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:40:52 PM
No.725272858
[Report]
>>725277991
=== NOTICE FOR STARMAN MAINS ===
Our special is bugged/has a niche feature
If you activate it before going on a scripted sequence, it doesn't count the time in the sequence as part of the special timer, so if you time it right you can get up to twice as long at double speed
Yes the speed also applies on non-rail sequences
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:41:32 PM
No.725272886
[Report]
>>725273274
>starting with 4 players
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:42:43 PM
No.725272954
[Report]
Did I miss the room starting? What does that green icon next to everyone else’s names mean
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:45:09 PM
No.725273061
[Report]
>>725272839
the jew music is still in lol
I'm seriously thinking about getting a Switch 2 again just to play it. I thought I was out but Kirby is pulling me back in.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:47:45 PM
No.725273171
[Report]
Waitin on the 4 boys to end for us to start
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:48:11 PM
No.725273190
[Report]
Even just the couple of demo tracks and modes are solid, polished fun. Definitely picking up the full game.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:48:29 PM
No.725273206
[Report]
Man FUCK dedede
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:49:48 PM
No.725273267
[Report]
Dedede chads always win city trial
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:50:01 PM
No.725273274
[Report]
>>725273610
>>725272839
>>725272886
whats the problem with the music? sounds good to me
Rick looks so fucking stupid.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:55:49 PM
No.725273551
[Report]
>>725272839
It's still there, retard.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:56:19 PM
No.725273583
[Report]
>>725272839
The Jew song is literally still in and plays for more events
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:56:19 PM
No.725273584
[Report]
>>725273608
i'm not liking it nearly as much as the original.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:56:52 PM
No.725273608
[Report]
>>725273584
>I'm gay
In sorry about that
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:56:53 PM
No.725273610
[Report]
>>725274026
>>725273274
The comments for Kirby Air Ride - Item Bounce are an antisemitic meme. They had to reupload the video because the comments got the first one taken down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:57:13 PM
No.725273630
[Report]
So tired of tendies shilling their toddler shovelware like it's good because they got nothing else to play
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:57:38 PM
No.725273649
[Report]
>>725273713
>>725273331
Suck a dick, idiot.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:58:40 PM
No.725273690
[Report]
That was embarassing
>>725273649
This is what will happen to your stupid hamster
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:00:41 PM
No.725273762
[Report]
>>725273713
how could you post this gratuitous violence
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:00:55 PM
No.725273774
[Report]
I like the Air Ride mode but don't care for City Trial which seems to be the main attraction
Probably skipping this one and sticking with MK and Sanic
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:01:12 PM
No.725273786
[Report]
>>725273713
Rick is my god damn kid's main, you monster . . .
>>725271609
>Paper Star sucks no matter what
>mfw getting all the ring upgrades and being first on the UFO with Paper Star
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:04:01 PM
No.725273925
[Report]
>>725273940
is there any local multiplayer in the demo?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:04:19 PM
No.725273940
[Report]
>>725295520
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:05:58 PM
No.725274026
[Report]
>>725273610
thx that explains all the "no item bounce?!?!" spam i saw in the direct chat i had no idea wtf they were talking about
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:07:04 PM
No.725274087
[Report]
>>725274519
What's with the super jewish music during some events?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:07:20 PM
No.725274105
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:08:06 PM
No.725274136
[Report]
>>725270461 (OP)
No surprise. If the Original Air Ride for Gamecube came out today it would be GOTY because gaming has been turned into such absolute fucking dogshit.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:08:09 PM
No.725274141
[Report]
I'll take a third place. WAIT for more people to join please.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:08:11 PM
No.725274142
[Report]
I still can’t really tell how to turn around or attack easily
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:08:27 PM
No.725274153
[Report]
>>725274281
>>725270461 (OP)
My only disappointment is that they left all the real interesting vehicles out of the demo. Other than that, the racing is solid, and City Trial is as fun as ever.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:09:08 PM
No.725274192
[Report]
At least in this demo wagon star is super good, weaknesses don't mean much when you can just pick a stadium event where they don't matter
But I assume it'll appear less in the game proper with all the other machines
>>725270943
holy shit dude turn off the game before you see hyper realistic blood. that's waddle dee.exe
Didn't this come out on the Gamecube like 20 years ago?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:10:58 PM
No.725274281
[Report]
>>725274153
you can stil get some of them in the city as drops
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:11:37 PM
No.725274318
[Report]
>>725273713
t. Chef Kawasaki
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:11:53 PM
No.725274328
[Report]
>>725274385
>>725274241
That was Kirby Air Ride.
This is Kirby Air RideRS.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:11:56 PM
No.725274329
[Report]
>>725274385
>>725274241
there's this kind of thing called a sequel
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:12:17 PM
No.725274342
[Report]
>>725274524
Has anyone mined the music out or is this an actual sensible Nintendo game where everything was removed for the demo?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:12:25 PM
No.725274351
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:13:13 PM
No.725274385
[Report]
>>725274328
Ah, I see. Very similar names, wasn't sure if they just reused the title or not. Thanks.
>>725274329
There's this thing called fat dicks. Stop sucking them at any time.
>>725274403
I think the network is down
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:15:07 PM
No.725274448
[Report]
>>725274403
I've had communication errors that just had the menu stuck in matchmaking and one at the start of city trial
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:15:16 PM
No.725274456
[Report]
Which specials seem the strongest to you guys?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:15:20 PM
No.725274463
[Report]
>>725273787
You just got lucky, it's clear it's shit for City Trial unless you get a glide stadium.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:16:17 PM
No.725274506
[Report]
>It still has the jew item bounce music
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:16:38 PM
No.725274519
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:16:48 PM
No.725274524
[Report]
>>725274612
>>725274342
Buddy, there aren't Switch 2 hacks to datamine games with yet.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:17:10 PM
No.725274541
[Report]
My favorite Kirby character is fucked up and evil waddle doo
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.725274550
[Report]
Sakurai is a knower... he knows good design
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:17:28 PM
No.725274557
[Report]
>>725274403
>>725274424
>Takes down your Kirby serverd
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:17:33 PM
No.725274564
[Report]
>>725274220
>i turned on the kirby air riders test ride and masahiro sakurai and bandana dee bled at me
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:18:01 PM
No.725274586
[Report]
>>725274873
Did the UFO event completely shit the game's framerate for anyone else?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:18:28 PM
No.725274612
[Report]
>>725275027
>>725274524
This was made with the same engine as Ultimate so someone will datamine at some point during one of these beta slots
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:18:43 PM
No.725274624
[Report]
>>725278060
>>725270796
Its a SIMPLE game to control.
But some air ride machines turn like butter sliding on ice and once you get enough speed/acceleration in City Trial you need to have mastered controlling it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:19:58 PM
No.725274689
[Report]
>>725273787
>switch to paper star 10 seconds into city trial since I figure it's better than the starting star
>gets destroyed by some dedede in a big vehicle 5 seconds later
>Kirby Air Riders
>It's just Mario Kart
May as well have called it Star Fox Land Masters. What the fuck's the point?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:20:41 PM
No.725274720
[Report]
>>725274403
>>725274424
>TAKES down your Kirby servers while eating mother's stew
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:21:50 PM
No.725274789
[Report]
>>725274890
Are we supposed to solely focus on finding powerups in city trial? Why do I sometimes not switch machines when I approach them even when I’m spamming the Y button? How do I easily control the camera?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:23:31 PM
No.725274873
[Report]
>>725274586
Now but the meteor event triggered a frame pace issue that didn't go away until the stadium loaded
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:23:49 PM
No.725274890
[Report]
>>725274789
>Why do I sometimes not switch machines when I approach them even when I’m spamming the Y button?
It's not spam but hold.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:26:57 PM
No.725275027
[Report]
>>725275416
>>725274612
You misunderstand, it is not possible to rip a Switch 2 game from the console and access its data in any way. There is no means of dumping or decrypting games. There is not going to be a sudden breakthrough in the next two weeks or probably the next several months.
Fucking nobody plays dedede
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:28:35 PM
No.725275109
[Report]
Susie players are all whores
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:28:42 PM
No.725275114
[Report]
>>725275206
Any video from the demo with Item Bounce playing? And no I don't mean the barely audible version playing at that booth a couple months ago
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:28:46 PM
No.725275117
[Report]
>>725275048
He's great so long as there is a combat stadium.
But if there isn't he's kind of at a disadvantage.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:29:03 PM
No.725275128
[Report]
>>725275048
He's fat and ugly, of course no one wants to play as him
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:30:05 PM
No.725275170
[Report]
The small bike is the best vehicle for farming.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:30:44 PM
No.725275206
[Report]
>>725275304
>>725275114
I don't got a video, but I can confirm in the /v/ paddock we just had a round where an event made everyone tiny and it plays for that.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:31:25 PM
No.725275235
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:32:47 PM
No.725275304
[Report]
>>725278587
>>725275206
Based, thanks for confirming
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:35:07 PM
No.725275416
[Report]
>>725275653
>>725275027
>put it on an microsd
>put the microsd into my computer
works on my machine. i just analysed the header and asset data of mkw in ida and its normal compiled machine code, no decryption or obfuscation layers
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:36:12 PM
No.725275470
[Report]
GOOEY?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:38:28 PM
No.725275607
[Report]
>>725275670
come brack bros
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:39:24 PM
No.725275653
[Report]
>>725275416
You're full of shit.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:39:42 PM
No.725275670
[Report]
>>725275607
Unfortunately got shit to do.
You'll see with waddle doo in the full release though.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:39:43 PM
No.725275672
[Report]
I left because I feel like such a scrub and these controls aren’t like anything I’m used to
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:43:45 PM
No.725275868
[Report]
>>725276003
did anyone rip the OST from the demo yet
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:44:06 PM
No.725275886
[Report]
feels like going so fast you can't see or do anything well was rare and well-earned in the original unless you played against low level CPUs, but now it's the second half of basically every match and they made the map bigger to try to compensate
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:46:09 PM
No.725275993
[Report]
GalactaGODS
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:46:19 PM
No.725276003
[Report]
>>725275868
switch 2 exclusive games can't be dumped yet as far as we know
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:47:00 PM
No.725276040
[Report]
LAST 15 MINUTES
RLBK13
1745
>>725275001
Not if you become God.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:48:28 PM
No.725276098
[Report]
>>725276058
I said it was shit then won right after with it, so I guess I'll eat my words.
so when is the beta opening again? Beaner -6cst..er central na
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:53:25 PM
No.725276353
[Report]
>>725285309
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:53:26 PM
No.725276356
[Report]
It was fun. See you guys in the next GTR
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:54:01 PM
No.725276395
[Report]
>>725276936
>>725272839
>remove the jewish song
oy vey it's just like another holocaust!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:56:12 PM
No.725276505
[Report]
>>725276535
I can't win any games...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:56:37 PM
No.725276520
[Report]
Last match bros...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:56:47 PM
No.725276535
[Report]
>>725276505
Don't worry Bandanabro, you'll get your time to shine.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:57:35 PM
No.725276574
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:04:25 PM
No.725276936
[Report]
>>725276395
The song is still in. I encountered it when all the riders were tiny in city trial
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:04:47 PM
No.725276964
[Report]
>>725276985
It's over.... thanks bros...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:05:01 PM
No.725276972
[Report]
>>725277063
>Rail grind stadium
>Opponent takes 18 seconds to finish
>I take 35 seconds to finish
Why do I suck so badly
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:05:21 PM
No.725276985
[Report]
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:06:45 PM
No.725277063
[Report]
>>725276972
He had those top speed upgrades
I'm still not really liking the stadium split at the end from everyone you were playing with.
If Stadiums are limited to 8, they need to have an 8 player 1 Stadium matchmaking mode option.
The mini-races and derbys within City Trial can have 16 players in an even more cramped event than the stadiums
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:07:15 PM
No.725277098
[Report]
>wheelie scooter is still cool as fuck
hell yeah
overall its been an adjustment after playing the original for a billion hours but I like it. Still trying to find what character feels best for me.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:08:51 PM
No.725277184
[Report]
WHAT!?
BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:09:29 PM
No.725277217
[Report]
Rank the riders and air ride machines.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:10:37 PM
No.725277268
[Report]
>>725277763
City trial feels a bit off, you have moments when there's like no powerups and then there's a billion of them.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:11:37 PM
No.725277324
[Report]
>>725277071
In the full game, the stadium options can be adjusted, so lobbies with Anons are going to be a blast.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:12:38 PM
No.725277370
[Report]
rarely anyone went to the underground subway area in my games
felt like a ton of boxes spawned there and I could just get power-ups for days
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:13:13 PM
No.725277404
[Report]
>>725277071
The option to do random Stadiums is still there, and I think the full game's online defaults to having both.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:14:23 PM
No.725277476
[Report]
>went into the volcano
>teleported to the moon
It's peak
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:15:40 PM
No.725277542
[Report]
Man some of these comments show that some people really didn't touch the old game or watch any of the directs... and you know what? That's totally fucking fine. Seeing a mix of new players and those seasoned with the GC game will make for some fantastic moments.
For a demo it's fantastic. Anyone who thinks it's just Mario Kart are smooth.
I got rekt on the gourmet race lol, then again, it's my first time playing this game
Also I got rekt in that stadium event where you need to keep "flying" as much as possible (can't remember its name)
Any Stadium and City Trials tips for a newbie? Thanks in advance
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:15:51 PM
No.725277551
[Report]
Guys
The pirate ship has a cannon you can shoot yourself out of.
Its whimsical
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:16:56 PM
No.725277594
[Report]
>>725277901
>Picking up the BIG roast beef in 3-man gourmet race.
I kinda love the stadium choices. It sometimes leads to you having close grudge matches with 1-2 similar builds or half the lobby.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:17:00 PM
No.725277598
[Report]
I don't know if I like it or not, anons.
The variety is nice, at least.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:17:54 PM
No.725277645
[Report]
& now that that's over- BACK TO SPEEDSTORM!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:19:02 PM
No.725277710
[Report]
>>725277774
>>725272072
so it’ll be game of the year if you don’t have dogshit reddit taste, got it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:19:06 PM
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Another banger exclusive, honestly I'm feeling more and more justified about buying a SW2 at launch.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:19:56 PM
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>>725277268
I did find it funny when both times there was a 'boxes all have the same item' event, I struggled to find any boxes to see what it had
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:20:09 PM
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>>725278108
>>725277710
>dogshit reddit taste
Hey. Silksong doesn't deserve that. E33 does.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:20:15 PM
No.725277781
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>>725270796
Maybe in your case you never played the original so you had no experience with the gameplay controls?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:22:06 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:22:14 PM
No.725277901
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>>725277594
it's really fun having a bunch of 6 man matches followed by a couple of duels
the game is shit
i'm already regretting pre ordering it lets see the full release
i fucking hate the two buttons thing. I don't think sakurai knows but he's not making games for the gameboy anymore
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:22:26 PM
No.725277909
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I’m just feeling very conflicted over how hard it is to adjust your direction and especially make 180 turns in city trial because autosteer is always on
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:22:39 PM
No.725277918
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Game is fun but I wouldn't buy it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:02 PM
No.725277945
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>Discord is here
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:18 PM
No.725277960
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>>725278514
>>725277908
It's a racing game. What else are you going to use the other buttons for?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:20 PM
No.725277961
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>everyone can not stop spinning
BRR
LET IT RIIIIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5lL0GnLafY
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:54 PM
No.725277990
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>>725277547
If you see a Top Speed increase, you go after that above all else - aside from being one of the best stats for stadiums, more speed during City Trial means you cover distance faster to get even more power-ups, so they're just that important to get a few of them ASAP.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:55 PM
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>>725272528
Needs Kirby Dancing instead
>>725272858
Starman Chads can’t stop winning?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:24:58 PM
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>>725273331
>Rick looks stupid
He coming for you and you should be scared
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:25:09 PM
No.725278060
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>>725278135
>>725274624
I had an amazing Battle Chariot but it was the worst possible fit for Kirby Meelee. 90% of the time I was drifting along the outer edge of the arena at ludicrous speed. Should have picked a race. Not making that mistake again.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:25:11 PM
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>>725278325
>Thread is full of newfags who never played the original complaining and saying they're cancelling their pre-orders.
Good. Fuck off. We don't want you here.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:26:11 PM
No.725278108
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>>725277774
>fetchquest bullshit and almost actual abilities in a 30 hour metroidvania
Silksong is bad thoughbeit
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:26:42 PM
No.725278135
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>>725278060
That's the benefit to me of the Stadium Choice, if you got an insanely fast machine you no longer have to bear through trying to play Target Flight or Kirby Melee.
>1 week after the release a "meta" will be formed
>the best character and best car everyone will go for
>areas that spawns the most buffs everyone will go for
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:27:14 PM
No.725278167
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>>725278256
Should I use the compact star for a while to gather upgrades? Feels like I start zooming all over the place way too quick with other machines and can't hit everything accurately enough
SUSIENIGGERS ARE METATARDS AND GET THE ROPE
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:28:31 PM
No.725278234
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>>725278151
It's the inevitable fate of any game sequel where the first one was a non competitive party game you played as children. It's going to be interesting to see.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:28:58 PM
No.725278256
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>>725278167
No, you are going to want to get off Compact as soon as you can, its too slow and fragile
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:29:05 PM
No.725278261
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>>725278174
isn't heavyweight a bad idea anyway? I wish there's a way to offload the weight stat
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:29:09 PM
No.725278267
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Smash was delayed for this garbage
>new ninja gaiden
>new metroid prime
>new kirby air ride
This year was very nice for older zooms like me
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.725278313
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>>725278151
I just hope they balanced Swerve Star this time.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:30:03 PM
No.725278323
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>>725274241
>20 years ago
That would be Squeak Squad, come 2026
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:30:06 PM
No.725278325
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>>725278062
yes
nobody played this shit before lol
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:30:21 PM
No.725278342
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>>725278174
That could mean two different things
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:31:49 PM
No.725278425
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>>725278174
>go into High Jump with Magolor on Warp Star, decent stats
>2 Susies on Winged Star
>think I will lose especially since Susie gives an additional boost
>turns out Winged Star's ability to fly upward is still crap in this game so I win
huh.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:32:00 PM
No.725278440
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>be 2nd to reach the UFO
>(((Magolor))) has just finished gobbling up everything there was
Greedy bastard. Should have been ME.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:33:17 PM
No.725278506
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>>725283138
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:33:25 PM
No.725278514
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>>725278674
>Get 19 Glide power ups
>swap to Wing Star before time runs out
>Target Flight
>only one other player
>run into the grate going for the 100 both times and get 0 points
I'm a disgrace
>>725277960
I did have a few times where I wanted to use my special but ended up switching vehicles instead. Especially in the event where you kill empty vehicles for power ups.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:33:32 PM
No.725278524
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>>725278586
This demo was not great. Surprised to see this thread so lively, but I guess it must be nostalgia talking
>>725278151
thats why stadiums, spawns, and events are random you stupid fuck. There’s still probably gonna be “better” characters but I doubt everyone will be running the same thing.
Pic unrelated
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:34:38 PM
No.725278586
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>>725278524
nah i never played the gamecube one, it's just a dumb and fun time
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:34:40 PM
No.725278587
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>>725275048
Is Dedede still voiced by Sakurai himself?
>>725275304
Robot Wife
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:36:07 PM
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>>725278514
I've had the opposite issue where I wanted to swap vehicles but didn't realize my special was online and ended up boosting around like crazy.
Is the Bulk Star good now?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:37:23 PM
No.725278751
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>>725277547
That Link Costume stays on during sex
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:37:31 PM
No.725278759
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>>725270461 (OP)
My favorite out of the new stars has to be the Tank Star. I suppose next time the demo is available, I'll try some of the older stars.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:37:51 PM
No.725278778
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In a way it's a bit sad there won't be any DLCs or so for the game, I would love more characters and stuff eventually. Even maybe more city trial maps.
>>725278720
I tried it once at the very start and it seems really good now. Just a hard time turning
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:39:10 PM
No.725278837
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>>725300398
>>725278174
Shut up and appreciate this beauty
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:40:11 PM
No.725278898
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:40:23 PM
No.725278912
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I still don't get what I was even doing, but I had fun. Next session is in the middle of the night for me, so i'll see you bros for the third one
Shockingly few meta knights considering he's the designated cool dude
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:41:18 PM
No.725278957
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:41:57 PM
No.725278986
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>>725278924
his stats are kinda ass
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:42:22 PM
No.725279013
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>>725279153
>>725276058
Do stat boosts still cap at 18 or can you go higher in this game?
Does anyone else hope the original City Trial map is unlockable?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:44:15 PM
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>>725279079
I doubt it, but would be kino, not sure how it'd work with 16 players though
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:44:43 PM
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>>725279013
I was able to get a 19 in Turn and 17 in HP. No clue what the new cap is.
>>725279079
Yeah, I hope so. I assume all they have to do is double the size to accommodate 16 players and faster speed.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:44:54 PM
No.725279165
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>>725279079
only the slow speed option would fit the old course with this new game i think
you get speed powerups so often it's crazy
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:46:25 PM
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>>725279453
It plays like a smash spinoff ngl, except it’s all Kirby characters
>>725278151
metafags literally ruin everything
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:46:49 PM
No.725279283
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>>725278924
His Top Speed is really bad and the rest of his other stats besides Flight Speed are whatever at best, plus his special is hard to use.
Methinks Sakurai got mindbroken over Brawl Meta Knight and does everything he can to keep him relatively tame.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:48:20 PM
No.725279369
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>>725279447
>>725279275
>Here's your meta bro!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:48:53 PM
No.725279403
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I play as Susie because shes hot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:49:39 PM
No.725279447
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>>725279369
>Twisted Metal.jpg
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:49:43 PM
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I play as Scarfy because she's hot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:49:47 PM
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>>725279261
I mean smash run was literally “city trial but smash”
Where are the datamines confirming rider Adeleine?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:50:17 PM
No.725279483
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>>725279454
There's no datamine, it's a switch 2 game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:50:53 PM
No.725279523
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>>725279275
They didn't ruin the original because there was no meta
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:50:53 PM
No.725279525
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>>725279454
>switch 2
>datamines
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:51:21 PM
No.725279553
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I play as dedede because he's hot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:53:51 PM
No.725279683
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I play as waluigi because he's hot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:54:44 PM
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I can't wait for /v/ lobbies when the game release
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:55:01 PM
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I don't hate it, but I feel strongly that the original was better. I'm going to buy it anyway so maybe it'll grow on me after 20 hours or something.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:55:42 PM
No.725279784
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I play as rick because he's hot
Did anybody else run into frequent disconnects during City Trial, or was it just me?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:57:23 PM
No.725279884
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>>725285601
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM
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Can you queue with a friend against randoms?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:58:48 PM
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Sorry lads I had to go. It was almost 5am at some point. I had good fun playing in the /v/addock I'll catch you guys in the next one. Anyone know if it has local play?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:59:26 PM
No.725280004
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>>725285601
>>725279803
I never had any disconnects or other network issues. I played a few matches with randoms and a few matches in the /v/ paddock.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:00:25 PM
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>>725274708
Starfox may as well get a kart racer at this point since it's the popular trend right now, although it would fit better as an F-zero clone
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:02:21 PM
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>>725270943
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:02:41 PM
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>>725280239
Did they buff formula star at all?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:03:33 PM
No.725280239
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>>725280478
>>725280187
It wasn't in the demo
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:03:52 PM
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>>725278720
I only did one Air Ride race with it, but it sure seemed that way, could keep it charged the entire race just by boosting at turns and it averages 30mph the whole time
>Get on Paper Star
>see that health bar
>get off Paper Star
what the fuck were they thinking
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:06:10 PM
No.725280407
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>>725276058
>>725278568
god dammit I missed the rick lobby.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:06:44 PM
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>>725280367
>It's called Paper star
>It's weak like paper
They were thinking ahead
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:07:12 PM
No.725280478
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>>725281512
>>725280239
Oh...
What about the wheelie?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:10:34 PM
No.725280683
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>>725280367
Just don’t get hit 4head
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:13:25 PM
No.725280873
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>>725281017
>>725280367
there's a health bar?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:15:38 PM
No.725281017
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:18:04 PM
No.725281156
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>>725273157
I said I wouldn't get a Switch 2 until Xenoblade Chronicles X 2 since they stupidly released the XCX remaster on S1, but Air Riders is pretty tempting.
Is there any trickson how to turn around? Just pressing A or spamming it? Or just git gud? I had issue entering the undergound areas
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:23:17 PM
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>>725280478
It seemed pretty good, though the one round I played with it might be more than I ever used it in the original.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:23:53 PM
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>>725281260
Get the scooter
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:25:20 PM
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>>725270461 (OP)
Why do you fags like kirby so much? Its gay as fuck. Was fun when you are 10 years old maybe
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:26:07 PM
No.725281668
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>>725282687
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:26:48 PM
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>>725281918
>>725277908
The game feels great in heneral, but I really agree with this. I'm sure I will get use to it eventually, but jamming so much into two buttons just really makes it feel unintuitive to control. I'm really curious what they are going for with this control scheme. Like you kind of mentioned, the only reasonable thing I can come up with is that they want it to be playable with the nes controller.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:28:01 PM
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>>725281260
You can gradually come to a standstill by holding A, then angle yourself to where you want to go and release A. If you hold backwards while holding A you can come to a standstill faster.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:28:09 PM
No.725281815
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>>725277908
your other thread not working out nds tranny?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:29:29 PM
No.725281918
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>>725282852
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:41:01 PM
No.725282687
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>>725285359
>>725281668
So this is going to be an ongoing running gag on these threads right? Where retards meme about the Paper Star being secretly """""good"""" but in actuality it's low tier as fuck. For fuck's sake a Winged Star does glide events better. You're just gimping yourself.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:43:36 PM
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>>725281918
That's the plan, but from the demo it's hard to picture what benefit I'll get from making the controls overly complex.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:48:31 PM
No.725283138
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:49:31 PM
No.725283201
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Where the fuck are all the webms and clips?
>did the tutorials just now
>my eyes already hurt
Jesus christ Sakurai. The options in the menu don't seem like they'd be that helpful either, why can't I just select what I want to turn down manually?
>>725284339
You can do that in the full game. He shows it in the 2nd Direct.
>>725284339
>>725284492
locking away 95% of the options menu to the full game is objectively baffling
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:20:40 PM
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It bother anyone else that none of the characters have fully neutral stats?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:21:12 PM
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>>725276306
>>725276353
Actually, it's 7 hours and 40 minutes from now. It starts again at 00:00 UTC.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:22:03 PM
No.725285359
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>>725282687
epic meltdown shitter
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:25:24 PM
No.725285601
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>>725285714
Is there any other way to do the spin attack than by waggling the L-stick? It's a terrible input that clashes with other stuff I'm trying to do. Smash lets you turn off the tap jump and/or use X/Y to jump instead, anything like that here?
>>725279884
>>725280004
Damn. Looks like playing online is going to be an issue for me then.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:25:55 PM
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>>725280367
Literally just don't get hit or focus on getting HP, it's a solid ride in a lot of stadiums
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:26:44 PM
No.725285714
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>>725285601
They showed you can remap it in the full game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:31:23 PM
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>>725279803
I had one but otherwise was mostly fine
Lag also seems an issue with switching vehicles, sometimes I'd be locked on hitting Y for an empty vehicle and I'd end up hugging it for a moment before hopping onto it, likely because the netcode has to confirm nobody else got to it first.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:33:48 PM
No.725286217
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>>725270796
Easy to grab, hard to master. Like most Nintendo games.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:35:18 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:35:25 PM
No.725286304
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>>725286387
one thing im confused on
why are so many NOT going after other people in city trial? i thought the consensus for them was that it was a battle royale, so why no battle
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:36:38 PM
No.725286387
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>>725286304
It's hard as fuck to focus on anyone and keep up to deal enough damage for a machine KO with all this chaos.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:38:32 PM
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>>725272502
This sounds like talmudic shit.
>>725284492
>>725284770
But why. I thought the whole point of this would be to sell it to more people. If it's too visually stimulating, then why not let you change that in the beta?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:40:12 PM
No.725286643
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Why did they make Air Ride offline only, yet still only playable during the playtest hours? And better yet still why did they make the CPUs Lv. 3? I have faith the mode will be good but this is not a good look. It gets boring fast overtaking the dumbass CPUs.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:40:39 PM
No.725286673
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:45:51 PM
No.725287035
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>>725286632
there is a lot weird desicions with the beta, makes me think it's more about testing the game than actually being a demo
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:50:15 PM
No.725287360
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>>725273157
Don't buy a console just for one game, anon. That's dumb. Unless you like Nintendo games. In that case you are safe.
people actually give a shit about kirby? thought it was just a meme
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:58:23 PM
No.725287921
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>>725284770
It’s a timed demo, not like you gotta pay premium
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:59:45 PM
No.725288013
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>>725287526
>meme
Go back.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:02:21 PM
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>>725278568
Damn, that's a cute pic.
Reddit consensus is extremely negative. Apparently the game is really bad.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch2/s/LJBReIlm77
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:15:56 PM
No.725289073
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>>725288917
It's game of the year then?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:17:35 PM
No.725289195
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>>725289309
>>725288917
Reddit gamerdad's are too busy having a blast in MKW's amazing tracks
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:19:27 PM
No.725289309
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>>725289519
>>725289195
No Reddit dislikes MKW as well. They mostly love CrossWorlds (which let’s be real is by far the best racing game of the year)
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM
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>>725287526
Kirby might have the best track record out of every Nintendo franchise. Even his worst games are still very much enjoyable.
>>725288917
Christsakes the game is 2 buttons and a control stick it can't be this hard to figure out
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:22:33 PM
No.725289519
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>>725289309
>flopworld
>slopnic
>reddit
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:22:47 PM
No.725289526
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>>725289414
As someone who never played the OG it kind of is, having only two buttons is weird. But I'm having a blast still
>>725289414
A lot of the comments are also saying once you get past that there’s no depth to it and it’s all luck
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:23:17 PM
No.725289565
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My shadow star was so fast I couldn’t hit a single person but they couldn’t hit me either cause I was fast
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:23:33 PM
No.725289586
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>>725288917
GOTM confirmed
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:24:21 PM
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>>725289739
So from the demo is there anything that looks like it’s preventing Kirby Air Riders from being on switch 1 as well? Why isn’t this crossgen?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:24:33 PM
No.725289663
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>>725289558
i just read through them, most of them are saying it's just chaotic and they don't know what to do
the game having a learning curve is filtering people
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:24:34 PM
No.725289667
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>>725289558
>reddit is retarded
wooooooow
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:25:35 PM
No.725289739
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>>725289920
>>725289649
seething because you can’t pirate like a nigger?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:26:35 PM
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>>725270461 (OP)
Can't fool me shlomo
>>725289739
No, I’m just wondering why something like a Kirby racing game which is undeniably pretty niche is being positioned as a big switch 2 exclusive when it would undoubtedly sell more if it also released on switch 1, look at Legends ZA’s numbers in the famitsu threads, even pokemon is selling more on the switch 1, crossgen release would just be more accessibility and more sales
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:28:46 PM
No.725289970
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>>725288917
>Checked link
They are polarized, not negative.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:28:48 PM
No.725289973
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>>725279275
Too true. The biggest detriment to any online game is NPC shitters that can’t think for themselves obliterating any and all variety.
>racing game with 1000+ cars
Everyone pick the same 1 car
>fighting game
they all pick the same 1 character
>shooter with 50 unique guns
they all pick the same game
>coop game like monster hunter
copy paste speed run builds and drop like flies
>card games
Lmao netdeck netdeck netdeck
The only solace is curb stomping these soulless shitters with the worst trash in the game with pure skill handicapping yourself to display your dominance.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:29:14 PM
No.725290003
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>>725290405
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:29:18 PM
No.725290007
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>>725290119
>>725270461 (OP)
is this another racing game?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:30:57 PM
No.725290119
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>>725290489
>>725290007
there was no online racing in the demo
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:30:59 PM
No.725290124
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>>725290180
>>725289920
>which is undeniably pretty niche
the first kirby air riders direct got more than 5 million views on nintendo japan youtube channel, this is more than twice the views of the bananza direct and it's even more than the mk world direct
I think people underestimate how big the game will be especially in japan
>>725290124
Then why did the english directs fail to cross even 1 million viewers? Despite Sakurai’s name and presence being front and center?
>>725289920
Exclusives are important to sell a new console. With a few exceptions of games that were probably well into development, Nintendo seems to be taking the classic approach of trying to make people to the new hardware rather than just selling software to anyone who will buy it. It is up to you if you think it is good to have a reason to buy a new console or if you would rather just be able to hold off and play games at lower settings.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:33:16 PM
No.725290296
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>>725290405
>>725290180
>viewerniggering
whats next twitchnumbers?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:34:06 PM
No.725290373
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>>725290180
... they did though?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:34:26 PM
No.725290405
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>>725290592
>>725290003
>>725290282
>>725290296
It’s going to look really bad if Air Riders fails to outsell or match Forgotten Land btw
>>725288917
You have to admit this isn't selling a lot of people who aren't already 30 year old gamecoobers.
1-2 million sales incoming.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:35:23 PM
No.725290476
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>>725290282
>Exclusives are important to sell a new console.
errrrm no sweatie, you must have missed the memo, journalists already told us that game exclusives were a thing of the past and anti-consumer because sony stopped having them, please apologize
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:35:36 PM
No.725290489
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>>725290664
>>725290119
yes, but is it a racing game?
f-zero is pure racing and never had online
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:35:55 PM
No.725290516
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>>725290772
>>725290440
This looks like a fucking arcade game LMAO. Why are people here pretending that it’s good.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:36:48 PM
No.725290589
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oh, except that f-zero 99 thing a few years back
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:36:50 PM
No.725290592
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>>725290405
(You)
lost
&
got RAPED
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:36:58 PM
No.725290603
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This shit is ass, why are we supposed pretend it's good?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:37:55 PM
No.725290661
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>>725290859
>>725290440
>sees big boss thing
>doesn't go anywhere near it
>runs around in a fucking circle for half of the video
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:38:00 PM
No.725290664
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>>725290489
The “main” mode named after the sub title, air ride, is racing alongside top ride. City Trial, which is the real main mode, is like a combat racing battle royale (not the 100 person back to lobby when you die battle royale) with a variety of events.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:38:14 PM
No.725290686
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>>725290440
i never got the sense that kirby had any control over the warp stars
this game seems to be true to that
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:38:42 PM
No.725290723
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>>725290803
>This looks like a fucking arcade game LMAO. Why are people here pretending that it’s good.
this is why you should celebrate everytime a chink gacha closes its servers or a new triple ay cinematic experience fails btw, this is the kind of subhuman this industry has fostered
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:38:54 PM
No.725290738
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>>725290915
>>725290440
>>725279137
>it's another "anon picks up charge tank and doesn't understand episode"
You control the items you collect
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:39:17 PM
No.725290772
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>>725290516
That’s a compliment
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:39:48 PM
No.725290803
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:40:24 PM
No.725290851
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My hope is that there's a feature in City Trial where you can do consecutive trials at the end. One is just way too few, need at least 3.
>>725290661
He literally kills it halfway in there's just so much bullshit going on it's hard to see
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:41:15 PM
No.725290915
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>>725290738
B-but the game didn’t have a slow walk and talk immersive tutorial to teach me that!!!!1!1!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:41:15 PM
No.725290918
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>>725289558
I don’t think it’s gonna be a super competitive game but it’s definitely not luck based. However, I don’t like how you don’t have as much control over certain stats you upgrade anymore. You’d keep weight low on fliers but now you can just get a ton of weight without asking for it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:41:33 PM
No.725290935
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>>725290859
Didn't know Grand Wheelie changed his name to Whirlboom
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:41:42 PM
No.725290945
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>>725290859
he litteraly does not, he kos one player and that's it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:43:02 PM
No.725291057
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>MKW dead
>Bananza already retrospectively considered a soulless followup to SMO
>Prime 4 is DOA as a game that looks like it's from 2005 but open world
you are here
>tendies now claiming a niche racing game from HAL will be GOTY
it's amazing how far nintendo and it's fanbase have follow ever since BotW/SMO.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:45:42 PM
No.725291251
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>>725291515
>>725291115
It’s just here for some reason. Even Reddit and Resetera agree that Air Riders is awful. /v/ is the one place I’ve seen positive about it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:46:11 PM
No.725291296
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>>725291921
>>725291115
>Bananza already retrospectively considered a soulless followup to SMO
>Prime 4 is DOA as a game that looks like it's from 2005 but open world
Are we just making things up now?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:46:50 PM
No.725291357
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>>725290440
blink and you miss it
watch and you'll also miss it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:48:52 PM
No.725291515
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>>725291251
>Reddit and Resetera
go back tranny
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:54:00 PM
No.725291921
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>>725296779
>>725291296
>now
he's been making things up for the best part of the decade, it's the only way for him to cope
what's amazing too is that no matter how many times he gets btfo by reality he doesn't stop, he'll still be shitting blood on 4chan.org when nintendo will be the only hardware manufacturer left on the market
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:55:20 PM
No.725292028
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>No Coo
>No Kine
>No Pitch
>No Niggo
>No Chuchu
Game is DoA
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:59:59 PM
No.725292373
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>>725294603
I killed Kracko once
Seriously, how do you see this and argue that it’s a fun game?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:01:15 PM
No.725292474
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>>725292816
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:02:15 PM
No.725292553
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>>725292659
I fucking told you retards that the original game was shit and this will be too.
City trial is the ONLY reason anyone ever cared about air ride, and even that doesn't hold up when you play it today.
Really wish they didnt get rid of the ip counters in thread. I bet it's one faggot shitting the whole thing up.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:03:44 PM
No.725292659
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>>725292928
>>725292607
>>725292553 is my first post ITT
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:03:51 PM
No.725292667
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The global test has me thirsty for the full game.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:03:51 PM
No.725292668
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>>725292401
Cause I won some. One time the CPU beat the other guy and I in the height race.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:05:23 PM
No.725292782
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>>725270461 (OP)
...Is what I would say if I were a tendie cultist.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:05:49 PM
No.725292816
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>>725292401
>>725292474
>newfag picks up the charge tank without knowing what it does
>can't control machine going at mach 10
>blame the game
Get ready for 1000 webms of retards picking up the charge tank and smashing into walls to get spammed everywhere in the future
>arcade racer plays like an arcade racer
>nu-/v/ cannot understand the appeal of going a gorillion miles per hour and smashing into random bullshit for shiggles
I can't imagine being that jaded
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:06:14 PM
No.725292847
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:07:00 PM
No.725292907
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>>725292824
>plays like an arcade racer
I wish
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:07:20 PM
No.725292928
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>>725293004
>>725292659
your posts are obvious because you say that same thing every time
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:07:35 PM
No.725292947
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>>725293257
>>725292401
>pick up an item that makes you go fast
>WTF I'M GOING TOO FAST
>>725292824
Bro if you want a real arcade racer with tons of depth play CrossWorlds
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:07:49 PM
No.725292968
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I’m happy!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:08:15 PM
No.725293004
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>>725293168
>>725292928
I don't know what to tell you anon. It's ridiculous that you think only one person can dislike the demo.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:08:27 PM
No.725293020
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>>725292954
I did. Crossworlds is fun
Air Ride is fun too
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:08:52 PM
No.725293050
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>>725292954
>Slopworlds
lol
lmao
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:10:04 PM
No.725293135
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>>725293212
This is why hiro removed the IP counter btw. It was the only real defense against samefagging
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:10:05 PM
No.725293140
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>>725292954
I play with the /v/ crossworlds thread all the time and the only thing remotely deep about it is the gadget system. It’s a basic and pretty forgiving racer otherwise.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:10:31 PM
No.725293168
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>>725293004
you already said that nigger now go back
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:11:32 PM
No.725293257
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>>725293406
>>725292947
Literally me, but I would never think about making a video about it and post it on reddit or here.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:11:33 PM
No.725293259
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:11:42 PM
No.725293271
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>>725293212
Unlike you this is ACTUALLY my first post ITT
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:11:47 PM
No.725293274
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NIGGER Nintendo opened the demo at 1 god damn AM last night and now I can't play until 5pm
Fuck. You.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:13:25 PM
No.725293406
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>>725293563
>>725293257
but you won’t get your dopamine hit?
Does anyone else think that while this game is fun, it genuinely doesn’t feel big or weighty enough to have been the big game in development for years over Smash Bros 6? Smash 6 would’ve been way more lucrative and hype
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:15:14 PM
No.725293534
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>>725293658
>>725293479
uhm sweaty you're not allowed to criticize the game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:15:39 PM
No.725293560
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>>725270461 (OP)
Are actually three years-old?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:15:43 PM
No.725293563
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>>725293406
I'll just keep playing Air Riders.
This fucking samefag is so asshurt over a Kirby game holy fuck
>>725293534
My complaint isn’t about the game, it’s fun and I love Kirby - it’s about value proposition; how was this seen as a higher priority over the next Smash, especially when Smash was always out within a year of a new console’s release until now?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:05 PM
No.725293735
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>>725293658
It was probably a personal request from Sakurai to make it, and since Ultimate was a huge success a nintendo exec gave him the go-ahead to do whatever project he wanted.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:25 PM
No.725293771
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>>725293658
This was Sakurai's reward for nearly killing himself making Ultimate, he gets to make his dream Kirby project. They'll probably stick him back in the smash mines after Riders releases
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:26 PM
No.725293776
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>>725293653
autism jus read
>>725293658 and tell me it isn’t autism
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:26 PM
No.725293779
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Extremely sad attempt at trolling ITTT
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:44 PM
No.725293815
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>>725293658
Every decade or so Sakurai gets to make whatever he wants. Its Nintendo's favor to him in return for being eternally chained to the Smash mines.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:19:27 PM
No.725293881
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>>725293653
It's crazy how there's schizos for everything these days. Even Kirby
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:19:59 PM
No.725293923
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>>725293479
>the big game in development for years
it took 3 years which isn't that much these days
also it's a good thing that nintendo are diversifying their software output instead of churning out the same heavy hitters regularly, same reason why they made bananza before the big 3D mario and a splatoon spinoff before splat 4, it's not like a new smash is an urgent priority, they'll release it in the middle of the switch 2 life which will without a doubt reignite interest in the console
>>725293479
>Smash 6 would’ve been way more lucrative
Who fucking cares?I don't own Nintendo stock, I'm not on their board of trustees, I'm not employed by them. Why the fuck should I care what games make them more money?
I want fun games and I got a fun game - as long as it does well enough to make more fun games I don't give a fuck.
>and hype
Not every game needs to appeal to the largest crowd and I'm glad Nintendo realizes it. Games like Air Riders are a dying breed because everything needs to be "hype" or "GOTY."
I don't know why this board is more obsessed with sales numbers and corporate growth figures than they are having more games to enjoy. It's such a joyless way of viewing a medium meant to inspire fun.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:24:19 PM
No.725294296
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>>725294516
>>725280367
Pick up HP ups and defense ups.
Its fast as fuck midair and glides better than the wing star. You just gotta build for it more specifically. And play like a pussy till you got it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:25:20 PM
No.725294374
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>>725286632
I know with a lot of games, the demo is sometimes built out of an older build that didn't have those options finished yet.
Not certain of thats the case but it'd make sense.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:25:49 PM
No.725294417
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>>725294712
>>725294012
Do you really think that “fun” and “joy” matter more in boardrooms and the financials compared to sales numbers and corporate growth numbers? Especially considering that Nintendo’s latest interim report explicitly showed a large fall in their profit margins thanks to the switch 2?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:26:28 PM
No.725294472
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20 years and they could only shit out 7 tracks and 1 (ONE) new city trial map
That'll be $70 plus tip
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:26:55 PM
No.725294516
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>>725294650
>>725294296
>j-jusy build for it
Winged Star is better, papertranny
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:27:03 PM
No.725294527
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RICK CHADS, HOW WE FEELIN?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:27:04 PM
No.725294528
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>>725294565
Can't wait for the game to release so people can actually talk about it without feeding the trolls
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:27:05 PM
No.725294532
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>>725294856
I gotta give it to Nintendo. They’ve conditioned their tendie cultists to feel joy when they pay $70 for indie-tier shovelware.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:27:34 PM
No.725294565
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>>725294528
you can also wait 6 more hours for the next test
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:27:59 PM
No.725294603
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>>725302321
>>725292373
I love the giant enemies with all these people to smack them.
>Dyna Blade shows up
>entire room except me dogpiles the poor bird
>rush in last second and steal the kill
>showered in power ups
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:28:39 PM
No.725294650
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>>725294516
Winged Star has always been pretty mid.
Certainly not the worst star but its not even the best at flight.
Neither is the paper star, but its pretty decent. And some of the best vehicles in the original still require some specific item priority to really work well. Its not a weird concept.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:29:22 PM
No.725294708
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>>725292401
Do people really not think unexpected things happening is fun?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:29:23 PM
No.725294712
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>>725294417
>Do you really think that “fun” and “joy” matter more in boardrooms and the financials compared to sales numbers and corporate growth numbers?
No. Good thing I'm not in a boardroom or writing Nintendo's financial reports. That's the job of the suits, not me or anyone else on this board.
Literally all I care about is whether or not I get cool games and I'm glad Nintendo is able to do that. I trust them to keep their business afloat while doing so.
>Especially considering that Nintendo’s latest interim report explicitly showed a large fall in their profit margins thanks to the switch 2?
Okay? Again, why should I care?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:29:27 PM
No.725294715
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>>725295183
>>725294012
>I don't know why this board is more obsessed with sales numbers and corporate growth figures than they are having more games to enjoy
People only care about that stuff if it suits their interest. Whenever someone says
>I don’t get why they made [x] over [y]
They just mean
>I don’t really care for [x], i’d much rather they do [y]
And from there they can easily point to sales and profits since it helps justify their opinion. Least that’s what i’ve always seen in regard to air riders and smash 6
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:30:13 PM
No.725294772
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>>725270461 (OP)
Based braindead tendie drone shitter.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:30:58 PM
No.725294831
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>>725295175
I didn't get a chance to play everyone, but I was a big fan of Waddle Doo.
His special is just pretty useful and his stats are decent. I am not entirely sure how his small shots work, I assumed it would be on boosting but I think it needs a target too?
I am just glad both racing and battle racing games got a good entry this year after MK's kinda mediocre showing.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:31:14 PM
No.725294856
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>>725294532
Tendies are all trans so it explains a lot.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:34:55 PM
No.725295175
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>>725295234
>>725294831
slopnic racing wasn’t good though
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:35:02 PM
No.725295183
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>>725301813
>>725294715
>And from there they can easily point to sales and profits since it helps justify their opinion. Least that’s what i’ve always seen in regard to air riders and smash 6
Strange.
I don't even know what Smashfags are bitching about. They were catered to for almost a decade straight and got basically everything they wanted. Getting something different from Sakurai is always a treat, regardless of whether or not it's smash related honestly his best games are always non-smash ones
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:35:43 PM
No.725295234
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>>725295404
>>725295175
Eh, it was decent. I like it more than MK World but Transformed was a better game overall.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:36:43 PM
No.725295307
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>>725295693
Do the character stats matter a lot?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:37:18 PM
No.725295353
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>>725295707
What am I supposed to do with my life until it starts again?
>>725294012
I've noticed gaming has picked up what can only be described as gamer-adjacents over the last 6-7 years, people who care more about hype cycles and media narratives than actually sitting down and playing games. It explains why "gaming youtubers" like Asmongold are ludicrously popular despite having maybe a double digit amount of actual gameplay on their channel this year.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:38:01 PM
No.725295404
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>>725295474
>>725295234
well you enjoy slopnic in general so your opinion has been discarded
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:38:40 PM
No.725295474
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>>725295667
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:39:18 PM
No.725295520
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>>725273940
dang, thanks.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:40:04 PM
No.725295580
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>>725295373
>people who care more about hype cycles
this is basically true for any entertainment, if streamerfags arent hyped and I can’t share my hype on social media media then it’s shit
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:40:49 PM
No.725295628
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>>725295796
>>725278294
Based taste anon. It’s been a good year for people like us
It’s gonna suck when Air Riders ends up as the most hated Sakurai game because it could’ve been Smash instead
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:41:19 PM
No.725295667
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>>725295752
>>725295474
thank you for understanding now please exit the thread
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:41:38 PM
No.725295693
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>>725295307
Not as much as vehicle stats
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:41:51 PM
No.725295707
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>>725295840
>>725295353
Try killing yourself.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:42:18 PM
No.725295752
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>>725295909
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:42:52 PM
No.725295796
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>>725278294
>>725295628
Based blast havers! Are your wives having a blast with their boyfriends?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:43:35 PM
No.725295840
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>>725295904
>>725295707
Is that waht goes on in your head man I"m sorry
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:44:22 PM
No.725295904
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>>725295840
>smartest tendie zoom zoom
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:44:26 PM
No.725295909
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>>725295752
Mam, Im going to have to ask you to leave, please don’t make a scene
>Retards on /v/ and reddit can't handle Air Ride
good. Get the FUCK out.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:44:48 PM
No.725295930
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:46:01 PM
No.725296025
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I wish Henshin Star was in the demo.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:46:48 PM
No.725296076
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>>725296393
>>725295926
>WHAAAAT? you don't care about copy-pasted tendie garbage #1485932589076890759847513043???? INCONCEIVABLE!!!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:48:38 PM
No.725296247
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>>725295926
It’s not that they can’t handle it, it’s that they realize that there’s zero depth. These games are all luck like a party game.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.725296393
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>>725297410
>>725296076
cared enough to reply
>smash rejects and mariokart tards both flocking to and filtered by air riders
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:53:58 PM
No.725296641
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>>725291115
Switch 1 Era peaked too early BECAUSE Nintendo was coming off the heels of the Wii U and they were still kinda in their desperation phase.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:54:48 PM
No.725296717
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:55:45 PM
No.725296779
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>>725291921
>Nintendo will be the only hardware manufacturer left on the market
We’re getting close
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:56:13 PM
No.725296808
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>>725296616
it’s the botwschizo, sonictroons, and palsloppers
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:56:40 PM
No.725296838
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>>725296950
What’s the Turbo Star’s gimmick? It felt like SHIT
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:56:43 PM
No.725296847
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>enter the /v/alve board
>constant seething about Nintendo products
kek
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:57:24 PM
No.725296893
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>>725292607
We’re all just the same in what we do on here, that’s what makes us Anonymous, Anon for short.
This may be the first time I've watched so many people get filtered in real time. What were they expecting? There was 2 directs focusing on what the gameplay was like and this is a sequel so the gameplay is already established. How are people jumping on and being like "This is too hectic I didn't expect this at all"
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:58:15 PM
No.725296950
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>>725296838
Very fast, terrible at steering. Basically only good for drag race as far as I can tell
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:59:42 PM
No.725297065
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>>725293658
>how was this seen as a higher priority over the next Smash
Shut and continue playing your old rotten corpse unless you found better alternatives to keep you occupied
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:59:49 PM
No.725297074
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>>725291115
Hal didn’t even make the game you blithering tard.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:00:33 PM
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>>725296897
they just watched some reactor and didn’t actually pay attention to anything being presented
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:00:44 PM
No.725297148
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>>725296897
They didn’t get “filtered” the game is just bad. The chaos make it random and nothing matters
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:02:36 PM
No.725297293
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>>725297395
>>725294012
Gamers really lost all sense of fun and whimsical experiences in exchange for hype and excitement over sales and being GOTY
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:03:31 PM
No.725297360
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>>725297468
>>725297217
The modern gamer cannot comprehend anything but meta spreadsheets. Any unpredictability is torture.
>>725297293
Would you rather have more games like this or more games like Expedition 33. You guys are coping.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:04:13 PM
No.725297410
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>>725297506
>>725296393
Ninsuckfart really isn't sending their best and brightest huh
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.725297451
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:05:00 PM
No.725297459
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>>725297395
More like this.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:05:08 PM
No.725297468
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>>725297578
>>725297360
Bruh Elden Ring, BG3, and Expedition 33 are the most acclaimed games of the decade and all of them are brutal and complex.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:05:52 PM
No.725297506
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>>725297410
still cared enough to reply and make a new insult
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:05:56 PM
No.725297516
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>>725297395
They're different genres and both got made. This point is mondo-retardo. They are mutually exclusive.
so is this a kart racing game but instead of a track it's an arena and you just boost around collecting different items that are just a cell shaded icon to see who collects the most or something?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:06:38 PM
No.725297554
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>>725295373
>the last 6-7 years
I hope you’re not one of them anon
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:06:49 PM
No.725297564
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>>725297395
We need more arcade-like games.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:07:05 PM
No.725297578
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>>725297468
>Reddit Ring
>Baldur's Gay
>Expedition 33 Cocks In My Ass
>"brutal and complex"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:07:58 PM
No.725297656
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>>725297541
its a kart racing game where one of the modes is a br mode with bosses and events where you collects items to prepare for minigame finales
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:09:17 PM
No.725297748
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>>725297395
E33 is fucking hideous and I don’t care about the cringe plot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:09:26 PM
No.725297760
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>>725297541
You build youself up with stats in the city trail then use that build in a stadium, city trail isn't a preamble its the main mode, the winner can usually be determined before the stadium with how your stats are spread.
There are other modes too but the demo only has online city trail and offline races.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:10:23 PM
No.725297841
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>>725297541
Well it has a racing mode, its just its battle mode is more popular.
The items are either things to attack people, temporary buffs, or permanent stat upgrades. You attempt to create a strong machine by scrounging for stats and vehicles in a short time limit with some random events interspersing that usually offer stat rewards. At the end you do a random stadium (or in the sequel's case, you pick 1 of 4 random stadiums) and try to use your machine to win. Whoever built the best machine for the task wins, barring anything like actual skill at doing the stadium.
I think it should've been emphasized more that the meat of the game is city trail. People came in and were expecting a traditional racing game like Mario kart
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:13:56 PM
No.725298140
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Feels like the either the screen is full of chaos you have little control over, or nothing is happening and it's weirdly slow
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:14:00 PM
No.725298142
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>>725297217
First, there's method to KARs' madness or "chaos". Don't just pick any machine like a retard, and learn your way around the city.
Second, the full game lets you adjust City Trial in various ways, including what items spawn. You can reduce the randomness.
Third, and most importantly, git gud.
Anyone else surprised by pic?
Bulky enough & good enough offensively, and with enough Charges & Boosts, it can pseudo snake through Oval Track.
I knew it wasn't bad in OG but i dont remember it being this maneuverable.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:15:01 PM
No.725298216
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>>725298021
those people are retarded, there was 2 lengthy information packed directs and there is a kart racing mode
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:15:40 PM
No.725298271
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>>725298021
there are two kart racing modes, though
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:15:43 PM
No.725298279
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>>725298153
Only tried it once during Air Ride mode, but definitely feels like the eased off the quirks of how it worked
>>725295659
You fuckers got what you wanted with Ultimate and then some.
>every character returns
>several long-standing fan requests fulfilled, culminating in fucking banjo-kazooie and sora (even though they suck in my opinion)
>geno still isn't in, puppetfags forever btfo
Let Sakurai make something else for the time being. He's probably working on Smash right now anyway. Not that it matters, you won't go to the next game because everyone won't be in it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:16:53 PM
No.725298378
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>>725295659
kill yourself smelee nigger
>>725298153
Some of the old machines feel much improved. The Wagon Star didn't make me want to kill myself which is remarkable.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:18:06 PM
No.725298482
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>>725301084
I never played the first game.
City trial was cool but I honestly had more fun with the offline racing stuff - felt like a Sonic game to me.
I wish there were time trial leaderboard because I could honestly see myself putting a lot of time into speedrunning that stuff.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:18:16 PM
No.725298494
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>>725278151
>*siiiiiiiip*
Yup, time to metagame!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:18:22 PM
No.725298506
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Thanks for not all picking Susie and being freaks about it. That took restraint.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:19:12 PM
No.725298570
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>>725299405
>>725298410
Bulk star is actually useable now, its good even, being tough and strong but being able to have a short boost is amazing in derbys.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:20:07 PM
No.725298637
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>>725299016
>>725298310
They monkey-pawed it with Minecraft Steve, though yes they made as many dreams come true as they felt they could
Not mine though. no Shadow the Hedgehog
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:23:01 PM
No.725298864
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>>725298310
Ultimate was like the best game ever until the broken pay2win dlc characters dropped
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:24:51 PM
No.725298989
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>>725278151
>>725279275
>YOU CAN'T JUST BE GOOD AT THE GAME THAT TRIGGERS ME AND MAKES ME HAVE A BAD TIME
>NO I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN I'M NOT HAVING FUN AND I'M MORE IMPORTANT REEEEEE
Seethe more
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:25:17 PM
No.725299016
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:27:31 PM
No.725299210
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>>725298410
but I kinda miss Wagon Star's jank about it wildly accelerating when turning after you have enough City Trial power ups.
>>725278151
As long as the "meta" character isn't Starman i don't care who the other players go for, people dedicated to the actual game are more worthwhile than memeshitters.
>>725299214
what’s your problem with starman? over shadowing your waifu in popularity?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:30:06 PM
No.725299405
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>>725299620
>>725298570
I got jumped every time I used it because everyone seems to assume it's still a piece of shit and I'm only on it because I got robbed and have nothing else
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:32:50 PM
No.725299620
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>>725300972
>>725299405
Maybe its because i was using magolor but everytime someone tried to fight me while i was on the bulk star my spin beat their ass, might need the right stats for it to work idk if a lightweight low offense character could use it well.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:34:33 PM
No.725299735
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I liked all the wheelies
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:35:09 PM
No.725299779
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>>725293479
theyve probably been making smash 6 for years at this point
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:36:59 PM
No.725299927
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>>725299978
Is the demo still going or is it done?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:37:44 PM
No.725299978
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>>725299927
Its up again in 4 hours, and next weekend.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:39:19 PM
No.725300089
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>>725300393
>>725299214
People have been meming Rick more than Starman, at least in english. Not sure about Japan.
>>725299368
He's a forced meme character that Smash refugees are trying to turn into the new Waluigi, like his popularity isn't real with anyone who actually plays Kirby, it's all just a reddit circlejerk character. if people liked him (or hi-jump for that matter) he would've had a following before 2025, it's the most artificial fucking thing ever.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:43:20 PM
No.725300393
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>>725300546
>>725300089
At least Rick is plausibly someone's real favorite and didn't need twitter to tell them to like him.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:43:25 PM
No.725300398
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>>725278837
stop liking evil women
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:45:01 PM
No.725300546
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>>725301834
>>725300393
It's not Twitter's fault. Sakurai TOLD everyone in the direct to like Starman. Some of the love is inorganic, but it's his own fault.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:45:13 PM
No.725300567
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>>725301834
>>725300291
nigger how is a classic Kirby enemy a meme? you’re literally a waifu reddit tranny
don't care, still playing star man.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:46:13 PM
No.725300647
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:47:02 PM
No.725300720
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>>725301834
>>725300291
Counterpoint: Hi-Jump has always been one of my favorite abilities, Starman has always been one of my favorite enemies, and I'm not going to not use him just to sate your autism.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:47:33 PM
No.725300758
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>>725284339
I like the preset settings but I really really wish I could turn off the big red lines
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:47:44 PM
No.725300778
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>>725278151
How can a meta develop for a mode that ends with a game that is random and varies in what stats are strongest for it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:47:48 PM
No.725300782
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>>725300291
Starman is in cause he’s Sakurai’s favorite
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:48:01 PM
No.725300807
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>>725300910
>>725299214
>>725299368
Both your waifu and meme are low tier lol
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:48:36 PM
No.725300852
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>>725301834
>>725300291
I'm neutral on Starman and definitely don't plan to main him but does it really matter this much at all? I guess if you think he stole a slot from Adeleine/Ribbon I could understand your anger, but him being a meme character feels really arbitrary.
Magolorniggers and Susietrannies...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:49:18 PM
No.725300910
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>>725300807
I don’t give a shit about tiers I’ll be maining marx and starman
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:50:00 PM
No.725300953
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Fuck i want to play this game so bad but i don't want a switch 2
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:50:12 PM
No.725300971
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>>725300862
I'm gonna main both of them and Daroach, that autist doesn't represent us
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:50:13 PM
No.725300972
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>>725299620
I was using Kirby the whole time, I haven't paid much attention to stats and what machines go with each character. But it kept me safe early on when I was worried about more aggressive players easily
Is it just me or did nobody play scarfy last time?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:51:24 PM
No.725301084
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>>725298482
This was a missed opportunity if the direct is anything to go by, I mean there's an events tab in the main game (not the demo) and everything so they could have done a WarioWare: GIT type of thing where there are weekly/monthly leaderboards for time trials on certain vehicles on certain tracks.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:51:53 PM
No.725301131
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>>725301246
>>725299214
>>725300291
What if… what if I main Winged Star, and Starman just so happens to be the character suited best for it?
how do we save it? it's not too late...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:53:17 PM
No.725301246
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>>725301131
Then you're clearly a tourist who HATES Kirby, sorry I don't make the rules anon
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:54:07 PM
No.725301308
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>>725301423
>>725301195
Does everyone think paper star is ass? I couldnt even tell if it was exceptional at gliding when i used it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:55:28 PM
No.725301423
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>>725301308
gliding was good, but it's top speed was like 21mph which is pretty ass. i can see it's uses in city trial if you can survive, but i can see it struggling in air ride.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:55:40 PM
No.725301440
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>>725301582
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:57:24 PM
No.725301582
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>>725301440
Hello, fellow GooeyGOD
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:57:42 PM
No.725301607
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>>725301750
give me ONE reason not to play exclusively the henshin star for 500 hours when the game drops
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:59:32 PM
No.725301750
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>>725301607
You will have to fight everyone else who wants it off you in city trail.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:00:04 PM
No.725301792
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>>725301195
I was enjoying it but getting killed in 2 hits sucks. Prefer the Shadow now.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:00:16 PM
No.725301813
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>>725302016
>>725295183
We have a Meteos enjoyer here?
>>725300567
well given that it's the hi-jump enemy, and you have more iconic classic enemies that have reappeared on a regular basis like Waddle Doo, Rocky, and Scarfy, yeah i think anyone gravitating towards Starman is full of shit
>>725300546
He did? so it's just marching orders?
>>725300720
He wasn't, you never liked him until now, you had 32 years to talk about the non-character if you really liked him, or make fanart, and what a coincidence that the only fanart the meme circlejerk character gets is parodies of James Gunn's Superman
>>725300852
It's not about slots, having two waddle dee reps is a more likely target for that, for me it's just i hate fakeness in a person, i see it all the time, and twitter culture has amplified people trying to be as fake as they can be, i got my most wanted (it's not Susie or Magolor) but i still don't want to deal with fake people so i'll just block any Starman i see so i can play with actual Kirby fans
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:00:43 PM
No.725301840
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=069tRy2n-8g
I dont know why but this feels generic compared to the previous soundtrack the other game had.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:01:36 PM
No.725301914
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>>725301079
I play pink scarfy. I think his special is great and he looks like a cooler kirby
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:02:44 PM
No.725302016
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>>725301813
Kid Icarus is probably his best game.
>>725301834
I know we all call each other autists as a joke but this is genuinely autistic behavior anon
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:03:21 PM
No.725302068
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>>725303035
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:05:16 PM
No.725302209
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>>725303035
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:06:47 PM
No.725302321
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>>725294603
A lot of the newbies don’t know that the strat to kill boss enemies in city trial is to always look for ramps and hit their head or eye. I mean, the original only had Dyna Blade, but that strat works against both her and Kracko alongside the giant wheelie as well. Safer, you do more damage per hit (meaning you can still the final hit more easily), and you get some bonus items for doing it.
>>725301834
>not enough people liked Starman before, so no one is allowed to like him now
You realize that characters gain popularity by being in things like spinoffs, right? He's in the new game, people took notice, and now more people like him. It's not complicated, and it's not fake.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:08:28 PM
No.725302460
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>>725303035
>>725301834
who hurt you?
>>725301079
This was my experience, short as it may have been
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:10:55 PM
No.725302645
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>>725303249
>>725301834
You, I like you. You're unapologetic and say what everyone else is thinking deep down. Don't let the posters calling you autistic dissuade you, I too hate fakeness in people and will be sure to target Starman pickers for their hubris.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:12:04 PM
No.725302729
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>>725302603
I personally saw zero Kirbys. Felt strange
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:12:06 PM
No.725302732
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>>725302603
I didn't realize you could pick the stone...
I played like 5 games and didn't see the girl character once.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:13:39 PM
No.725302831
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>>725302603
I like Cappy. As far as I could tell it has the highest spread of handling stats (boost, charge, turn, grip). Does the cap ever come back on its own after a set period of time, or do you HAVE to use the Special for that?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:15:32 PM
No.725302967
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Gooey and Rick matches are great.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:16:20 PM
No.725303035
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>>725302020
>>725302068
>>725302209
>>725302340
>>725302460
Autism is about doing your own thing and not caring what other people think (read: being based). This anon is the farthest you can be from that. He needs to be recognized as a "true" fan that stands above the fakers because he lacks in other areas of life and seeks to overcompensate for it by becoming the master of his favorite niche. If he were to relax and stop trying to defend his title, he would be overcome with an intense feeling of inferiority as others would be just as valid fans as him but also get to have lives beyond Kirby and videogames.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:18:04 PM
No.725303167
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>>725303497
>>725302603
>rocky
>rare
Makes sense, considering he wasn't in the demo
How did you get Rocky and Magolor confused
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:19:03 PM
No.725303249
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>>725302020
I have to talk to people lying through their teeth faking politeness everyday, i don't want it infesting my hobbies at home too.
>>725302340
anon, these are the same people who spent a month circlejerking over a cow on a scooter. Characters can build fans but this Starman stuff only started after the first direct, the attempt to make him a flavor of the month shitpost is pretty blatant. that and like, you got so many other iconic characters to choose from, it's like walking into a bank vault for a penny.
>>725302645
Don't worry i won't, i'm here because i like Kirby as a franchise, i doubt these people will stick around for the long run anyhow given they're here for a trend and not the franchise.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM
No.725303497
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>>725303167
I swear I had seen him, but you're right, my bad, don't know what I was tripping
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:28:49 PM
No.725304004
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:30:07 PM
No.725304086
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>>725304223
>>725300291
>forced meme character
But enough about the Mario Kart Cow
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:31:40 PM
No.725304213
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>>725300601
2025 is the year of Star shaped Characters
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:31:46 PM
No.725304223
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>>725304086
he already sperged out about cow