Thread 725291350

Thoughts on Sonia, first queen of Hyrule?

>>725291350 (OP)
I would start a kingdom with her.

>>725291350 (OP)
i would make blonde green eyed babies with her

>>725291350 (OP)
Nice tan
Not crazy about blondes, however

I'm jealous she gets to fuck her furry husband more than I will

>>725291350 (OP)
Not playable.

>>725291350 (OP)
>First queen of aryan blonde blue-eyed great jeans hylians
>Brown

No! This is historical revisionism! This is white genocide

*How does this affect you personally wojak image to anyone arguing with me*

>>725291350 (OP)
Nasty goatfucker deserved it.

Her and her husband were the dumbest fuckers on the planet and Ganondorf did nothing wrong.

>>725291792
She’s cute, though?

>>725291350 (OP)
Meh. Lame design, and extremely boring character.

>>725292032
>Ganondorf is clearly evil
>Well, we can let him stay in castle anyway
>Oh shit he did evil stuff

>>725292183
*laughs* I wouldn't worry about it.

>>725291684
It’s tragic! She’s a bow wielder in-game with time magic. But no, let’s fill more of the slots with generic hylians, ruto, gorons and gerudo.

>>725292183
The REAL Rauru would have never done this.

>>725291350 (OP)
Race traitor.

>>725291350 (OP)
goated

>>725293260
>doing the spread eagle
Heh.

>>725292032
>Literally does everything right and makes every good decision that Rauru makes for him
>Half of the cutscenes she's in in AoI are just her tard-wrangling Rauru
>Rauru doesn't listen to her a couple of times and it catastrophically blows up in his face
She should have been queen and getting plowed by a Hylian, she was clearly way more suited to rule.

>>725291350 (OP)
Explain to me how non of the goat genetics transferred to her children? Are goat genes all recessive?

>>725293697
They should've both been roasted in an oven, served with a wine reduced au jus.

>>725291350 (OP)
She looks like she braids her pubes.

>>725293697
Age of Imprisonment unironically makes Rauru look like a fucking retard, she really should have just been ruling.

>>725292032
>>725292183
To be fair there's real life precedent for this. Look at the evil person sitting in the White House of the most powerful country on earth right now.

>>725291350 (OP)
mineru sexier

>>725293697
Mineru investigating the special sealed off constructs hidden behind the "keep out" sign and the army of regular murder bots in Age of Imprisonment is what gives Ganondorf access to them, though...

>>725291350 (OP)
brown women owe me sex

>>725293708
I don't even think they ever had kids. We never see them.

Why did Hylians just accept alien goat overlords?

>>725295078
He has access to them because Rauru just let him hang out and he got to flood the castle with phantom Zeldas that nobody was concerned about even though they started appearing the day he showed up

>>725295125
Ganondorf...

>>725295078
That wouldn't have been an issue if Rauru didn't ignore Mineru's concerns about letting a man he knew was the living embodiment of evil just chill in his own fucking castle. Mineru did everything right and Rauru was retarded.

The only Zelda girl for me..

>>725291350 (OP)
Nintendo said fuck you to the fans and retconned the lore with this load of shit

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE PLAYABLE NINTENDO!?!?!?

>>725293260
>>725296251

It's infuriating how they refuse to acknowledge that people have sex in this universe outside of Link's best friend producing a cute daughter with dick hair. Where the fuck is Rauru and Sonia's family?

>>725296864
I unironically think they just wigged themselves out at the idea of moon goat/rabbit/dragon penis. They have no problem implying that other humanoid characters have sex.

>>725296864
>Where the fuck is Rauru and Sonia's family?
Incompatible species.

>>725296864
>Link's best friend producing a cute daughter with dick hair
Who are you talking about?

>>725291350 (OP)
Why is Link the best part about this game, he and the Korok carry it so hard. I really wanted AOC 2, but robo link is sorta fillin the void for me.
Also, why the fuck does the map look like diarrhea, who the fuck actually okayed this disgusting slop of a map screen.

>>725295315
>magic goats come down from the sky
>they have a robot army
>their king steals the cutest tan girl in the tribe and makes her his queen
I'd be mad too.

>>725291350 (OP)
so is the game fun?

>>725297509
Why Hudson of course.

>>725291350 (OP)
One of the hottest couples in gaming history.

Too bad they’re in TotK.

>>725297612
Remind me to go into that world and take out goatfag so I can marry the brownfu.

>>725291350 (OP)
totk's lore seems subversive in all the wrong ways.
furry oc goatman is the first king of hyrule?
brown goatfucker is the first queen?
Give me a break....

Even ignoring this, the writing in totk is just awful. So there aren't really any thoughts to have on Sonia,
cause she doesn't do anything besides passively overseeing her own demise like a retard.
Almost as if kobayashi is a hack.
It's also extremely lazy to pull the topic of "the founding of hyrule" and "the origin of Zelda" out AGAIN,
when Skyward Sword exists and was also written by this hack.

Zelda as a franchise is fucking done. The last good mainline zelda game (TP) released almost two decades ago.
A Link between worlds was good fun, but not much more and even that game is well over a decade old now.

I have zero hope until Nintendo gives the franchise to someone else. Which I don't see happening.
Maybe the movie won't be a catastrophe.

>>725297310
They're supposed to be the ancestors of Hyrule's royal family.
Now make sense of it.

>>725298004
Shit anon, that's a good idea. I'll even let you borrow my going-into-games-machine. Just don't use it to go into Majora's Mask, worst mistake of my life.

>>725298431
>based going-into-games-machine anon
I hope this world smells better.

>>725292961
I remember starting totk, hearing ganon talking about "Rauru" and being very excited to learn how this game connects to Rauru. the REAL Rauru.
Only to later learn that I was nostalgia baited and be told that Hyrule's founder is a goat.
I fell for it so hard.

>>725291938
based

>>725298843
this is the most forced screencap of all time

>>725299087
It was 2016, there was still a bare sense of whimsy left on this site.

She just stirs something primal in me.

>>725299087
>child wasn't here for the better days
>>725299189
If only anons still had fun like that. Not it's all effortless shitposting.

>>725291350 (OP)
Built for BZC

>can see into the future with her time power
>chooses not to
>dies

>>725298419
>Rauru is referred to as the sage of light, aka light-bringer
>bestiality symbolism with his relationship with Sonia
>Has goat like appearance, horns, and BEARD like baphomet
>Blackrock in the switch era bought a huge majority of Nintendo's shares
>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the series
>the statues for offering poes are just blatant references to Cannaite age satanic imagery

https://pm1.narvii.com/6189/d53f8b90bf65b3d2cb8a28966e1d13a7a4f39748_00.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Museo_nazionale_del_Cinema_-_Cabiria_%28Turin%29_crop.jpg
https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/zeldawiki/images/thumb/c/c4/TotK_Bargainer_Statue_Model.png/800px-TotK_Bargainer_Statue_Model.png
https://www.pockettactics.com/wp-content/sites/pockettactics/2023/05/tears-of-the-kingdom-bargainer-statue-.jpg

>>725298885
Sonia it Jewtendo didn't submit to blackrock

Is she related to the dwarves from ALttP?

>>725299594
Can she, though? Or is she just going by how Zelda has first-hand experience of the future?

So far every character besides Mineru feels really fucking bad

>>725298419
>They're supposed to be
>supposed to be

>>725300294
That's what happens when canon dictates that none of the present day characters besides Zelda are allowed into the roster. Thank canonfags for them making a bunch of NPC tier background characters to pad out the roster so they can recycle old movesets.

>>725300294
I think it's funny how the leadup threads had people regularly saying that all they cared about was Mineru, Mineru's barely even developed more, but what little development she gets makes her look like a fucking genius compared to the rest of the cast.

>>725300649
Why did they do no random side characters
Like who cares add a fucking playable Lynel, why do we need 2+ of every single race on top of copied movesets

>>725299772
>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the series
This always bothered me about Skyward Sword.
I don't give a shit aobut the christian trinity. But Skyward sword was a massive shift in the style of mythology that Zelda-lore employed.
A massive shift to the worse.

I bought age of calamity when it came out but still haven't played it
Should I?

>>725301161
It's still unplayable bad on Switch 1, wait for a hopeful Switch 2 patch

>>725301224
I have a switch 2 though
doesn't that make the framerate stable

>>725301301
Stable at like 22fps

>>725299913
No because BotWslop isn't canon to actual Zelda games.

>>725301609
>shitposts over his autism
kek at you.
>>725301028
Oh well. You'll get over it.
>>725300649
Reminds me of Mario games.

>>725291350 (OP)
NPC

>>725291350 (OP)
the anal goddess

>>725303040
so that's why she and rauru never had kids

>>725291350 (OP)
Does anyone else dislike how castrated the fucking enemies are in this? In AOC you would get FUCKED in a 2v1 if you weren't paying attention to sound ques. The commander fights in this one feel like they barely try to fight back, the boss chu chu in AOC would roll and and go nuts, why is it so tame here?

>>725291350 (OP)
Made for Ganon fisting.

>>725299772
>Bargainer Statues and Zonai technology were banished to the Depths (Hell)
Based Hylia

>>725297831
Too slim. She's more round.

>Qia is a total butterface without her helmet
damn. narwhal lookin zora

>>725291350 (OP)
I need to see her take a big fat shit

The entire rabbit alien precursor timeline is terrible, even worse than the BOTW ancient tech bullshit.

>>725303895
Just imagine that it's part of her head ornament and not an actual horn.

>>725304263
BotW was more than fine, them slapping on moon dragon rabbits to the lore was too much.

>>725291350 (OP)
Colonization with her

>>725291480
Based colonizer

>>725295972
I miss her, she’s one of my “never gonna happen” Smash dream characters

>>725300649
This is such a dumb fucking issue because the only reason people were upset was because AoC was falsely advertised as the story of what happened 100 years ago during the calamity. They did the right thing gameplay wise by bringing the champions in. AoI should have link and paya and whoever else from TotK, that game's canon is completely fucked anyway

>>725304330
she's still kinda derpy looking

>>725291684
>>725296434
Welp that’s a monkey’s paw

>>725303895
>>725304330
I always thought the Zora looked ugly in these games.

>>725304330
smash

>>725304726
Not just them, every race except Gorons has these terribly short Windwaker legs.

>>725298419
>brown goatfucker is the first queen?
Wait Sonia isn't a Zonai?! I legit never noticed.

>>725300649
It's also hilarious that these canonfags made the entire game the imprisoning war, the game speedruns the world into chaos at chapter 2. Nobody still cares about Sonia. It took Age of Calamity 5/7 chapters to reach it's war arc, but before then there was time to learn about the characters and the world, story bits weren't just "Rauru comes to help tribe and recruits them". Im not sure why they didn't use Rauru and Sonia's shrine sealing pilgrimage to bloat the first few chapters, but oh well.

>>725305882
Yeah all of them have extra long torsos compared to their legs.

>>725305923
Yes, she's a Hylian.

So, does the Master Sword not exist in this past time?

>>725306146
First few chapters could've been them exploring Hyrule for clues to help Zelda go back to the future.

>>725306237
Everything Hylia-related was desecrated and buried by the zonai, that's why the shard of the master sword that travelled back into the past with zelda grows a body and goes on a goat killing spree.

Do you think Zelda ever told Link about how handsome his robotic duplicate murderbot was?

>>725291350 (OP)
Built for Bokoblin Gangbangs

>>725306407
WTF I love Fi now!!!

>>725306542
Are people drawing Zelda having sex with robot Link yet?

I need my clanker Zelda.

>>725306407
any videos of said murder spree? i want to see it

I don't have interest in brown

>>725295016
This

Imagine trying to explain that Rabbits/Bunnies, that are associated with the moon in Japanese mythology, that the Dragon people Zonai came from and display the characteristics and designs of, only for a group of retards to call them Goat people with no signs of them even looking like a goats. This is the current IQ of these threads.

>>725306542
>>725306687
Beep boop in the depths clankerfags

Rabbits don't have horns. Goats do. Zonai do.

>>725307659
Rauru's face is literally a black version of the animal you posted with shorter horns

>>725307691
Why are Zelda designs so over complicated now. Just look at how much slop is covering Goat Rauru comparted to OOT Rauru.

>>725307659
I don't remember rabbits having horns.

>>725308220
God it's so fucking ugly

>>725291350 (OP)
How did a nigger who fucks animals start a human kingdom?

>>725307659
Most of the threads I've seen call them rabbit+goat+dragon people and that's been confirmed what they're based on. I rarely see people just call them goat people anymore

>>725307659
I call them shit.

>>725307837
>>725307858
>>725308220
No excuse for for this stupidity. They are literally Dragon people from the fucking moon with no hooves and no outstanding horns

>>725295972
Good taste.
Immaculate even.

>>725308564
TotK haters don't have braincells.

>>725308564
so you dropped the Rabbits/Bunnies part of your argument?

>>725295972
sauce

>>725309319
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3078388&tags=heisenweimer

>>725309403
it's literally the same video, retarded shit eater

>>725309623
Is that not the guy who made it?

>>725308564
>mass reply meltdown

>>725295016
anon, obama's term was over a decade ago

>>725295016
Obsessed troon

>>725309734
no, it was some random anon

>They’re not goat people! They’re moon rabbits!
>W-Well AKSHUALLY they call them goat+rabbit+dragon people in Zelda threads, trust me bro…
>REEEEEEE they’re dragon people from the fucking moon and they don’t have horns! (clueless)

>>725309938
That's good, do you know where the original is then?

>>725291350 (OP)
She should have married the Dorf and beat back the skygoats together

>>725308346
Like eveyone else did before the white devils came and ruined everything.

>>725310212
/v/

>>725292796
>>725293697
>>725295075
>>725295908
>>725297831
>>725299584
>>725308220

>>725304330
Every time I look at this image all I see is a deflated nose
Like the old zora in Botw

>>725312998
>Just saw a Zora child with a grown ass Hylian man. Zora's Domain has fallen.

>>725295075
>You will never be flung back in time to fuck
Mineru, assisting her with experiments and being her little guinea pig while everyone else is just doing stupid shit elsewhere

>>725312138
>"Pathetic."
Needs a Setmour edit asap

>>725291938
>literal sandnigger calling others goatfuckers

>>725308220
Why is he so sexy

so is the game good or no? i finished age of calamity but didn't like it nearly as much as the first hyrule warriors

>>725314085
It's more age of calamity. If you're looking for something more like the first hyrule warriors then you're not going to find it here

>>725316063
She looks like a fox girl in this one.

>>725291938
what is it with nintendo and their way of animating faces sometimes?

>>725316063
There's a disturbing amount of closeups of her bare feet during cutscenes

>>725291350 (OP)
As someone who loved Hyrule Warriors and hated Age of Calamity (the parts with the beasts were terrible and I wanted to turn off that game forever when doing them), would you recommend it to me?

>>725291350 (OP)
why isn't she british?
why is zelda white?

>>725291350 (OP)
made for bokoblin cock

>>725316629
>>725314140

>>725291350 (OP)
You mean first queen of the second Hyrule
Third if we count the one Demise destroyed before SS

>>725316740
I can't answer the first one, but the second one is Zelda's bloodline kept marrying other pale-skinned Hylians, and she's the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia. Her skin tone would reflect this.

>>725316740
TLoZ world already has enough demons and you want british to also exist? lmao

>>725316740
Zelda’s true ancestor is John Hylian

>>725291350 (OP)
shes so ugly

>>725295169
They did because Zelda exists. The kid(s) are probably away from Hyrule when the game takes place for some reason. Or just never show on screen.

>>725316791
I see, thanks anon, maybe next game..

>>725291792
>brownoids don't know what a tan is

>how can a white skinned blonde woman possibly have one single ancestor with darker skin in over 10,000 years of family history?
American education is truly something else

>>725291350 (OP)
Bitch could fucking fly by flapping those big ass ears.

>>725304330
another fish i want to marry, thx aonuma

>>725318045
>Sh-She's okinawan!

>>725291350 (OP)
I'm enjoying the game, but man they really should have had more time during those 6 months Ganondorf was just chilling at the castle. That's where all the plot holes are and you could have filled them and properly introduced all the characters before the war starts like AOC does

>>725318342
One drop rule. Sorry, white people's game.

>>725316740
>zelda's dad sounds american
>10000 years before, her ancestors also sounds American
>none of the sheikah sound British
why does zelda fake the accent?

>>725319425
she's a teenage girl and she's royalty of course she's going to fake her accent

>>725297310
Zelda has both of their powers tho

>>725291350 (OP)
I prefer Mineru, Queen of my penis

>>725299087
>being this mad your posts never get screencapped
kinda cringe TBQDESU

>>725316063
god i want her to pee in my mouth

>>725313582
we are unlucky

>>725319624
>Zelda inherited her powers from Hylia
Yep.

>>725320535
Rauru isn't Hylia, retard

>>725320912
>the blessing of Hylia resides with the Hylian race and not the extinct goatfags
Correct.

>>725320528
i want to ejaculate repeatedly inside mineru until she's pregnant with my children tbqdesu

>>725293260
>>725296251
Zesty birds

>>725321313
faggot race

>>725321095
Why would the goats even have Hylia's power to begin with, retard?

>>725291350 (OP)
Vapid Olivia Wilde, Chad's cum dumpster- self insertion-dirty novel reading femoid "Femcel"™ (femcels dont exist) character for so many white femoid and brown/sheboon whores to relate to, to keep the franchise alive.

>>725321282
don't we all

>>725291350 (OP)
I don't count anything from Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom as cannon, because they're not real Zelda games and I will never regard them as such.

>>725321282
based

This is what Zelda's dad in BOTW looks like

>>725321462
Blasphemy of Hylia's powers

>>725295325
Ganon is not interested in women, he would never say that.

>>725291350 (OP)
Tanned white woman, white people all used to be tanned in the past.

>>725321671
okay and?

>>725322454
I need to kiss and cum on her eyebrows.
God, I love cute girls with thick eyebrows so much.

>>725291350 (OP)
BGC

>>725319271
Sorry, japanese game, go back to your failed dictatorship

>>725321282
>>725321760

the zonai designs were the only good thing about that garbage fire totk and this shitpile just confirmed we'll never get more of those so the whole series from now on can fuck off as far as i care

>>725291350 (OP)
>Neither her or Ganondorf are playable

>>725324264
really weird decision here.
like, i don't want to play any of the random fags in this game that weren't even introduced in the previous game, but the ones that i actually care about are not even playable.
bravo, nintendo

>>725301028
>>The triforce, which clearly invokes the symbolism of the trinity, has essentially been erased as a tool of good in the series
>This always bothered me about Skyward Sword.
But you actually get and use the Triforce for good in Skyward Sword????? Did you play more than 10 minutes of the game, or did your jellywrists immediately catch arthritis from moving too much and forced you to drop the game?

How is the gameplay compared to DW origins?

Better or worst?

>>725324706
The only donut steels I found sorta fun were the gorons but everybody else is painfully boring. I had a faint glimmer of hope that Sonia would be the 100% reward but all you get is a shitty credit roll.

>>725291350 (OP)
Mating press, multiple times
Every single day

>>725324706
She’s either going to be in the free updates they’re giving the game or in dlc which I suspect will be a “what if” like AOC was. Her move set is pretty much in the game already

Her death happens VERY early in the game so I assume that’s the reason they did this

>>725325316
>Her death happens VERY early in the game so I assume that’s the reason they did this
doesn't matter.
she was at least an established character in TotK and could easily have been post-game reward.
same with ganondorf

Why do rito exist in the ancient past during the reign of the first rulers of Hyrule

>>725325869
It's not the same hyrule as the other zelda games

Im only around chapter 3 but I was originally skeptical about how the devs would invent characters and after playing an bit I honestly really like how they're handling it.

>>725291350 (OP)
made for BWC

>>725292183
The best defence I can give is that keeping your enemies close to you to keep an eye on them is generally a good idea but you need to actually be smart about it and have spies ACTUALLY watch them. Ganondorf should never have been allowed to get that close because someone should have been watching his movements. Also, they do say Ganondorf didnt do anything in 6 months which would inntheory cause one to slack their guard.

>>725325869
Those are evolved fokka, not evolved zora.

>>725291350 (OP)
She looks very rapeable

For me its Lenalia

>>725292809
Yeah, because she dies at the start of the game. No shit

>>725328810
and?
make her playable after you beat the game

>half of the playable cast are random NPCs that look like random people you’d see around Hyrule
Could it have killed them to give the non-Sages more complex character designs?

>>725329185
Yes
Please understand...

>>725329185
>not wanting to play as shirtless Kafei, John Hylian, Gerudo Female #43 and blue Sidon

>>725329580
>trying really hard to make him look like a turbo chad
>is just some generic NPC from the monster camp raids events in TotK

>>725332712
>>725332626
Based. Pearls before swine, too many younguns around here anon.

>>725332626
>>725332712
These are actually very well made.

>>725328810
Find some kind of asspull. I don’t care, I want more Sonia. She’s pretty and has cool powers. They managed to jam Link into this game and he literally won’t be born for a thousand years.

>>725324706
I’m fine with generics in theory, but they should look cool and have interesting movesets. The major characters just have way cooler attacks.

>>725321773
>it took 1000 years and dozens of generations, but the Hylian Royal family finally managed to breed the black goat skin out of the family line with Zelda

>>725333476
>once in a great while, a person in the royal lineage develops a strange disorder for eating strictly grass and leaves and fainting when mildly startled
>none of the royal historians and scholars know why

>>725329580
now i understand why the last game added time travel bullshit. it was the correct decision at the end of the day lol

>>725291350 (OP)
Does Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition still hold up well today? Thinking of Emulating that seeing as Age of Calamity runs like a fat turd.

>>725335434
Absolutely it does.

>>725335434
yes
but that shit will take forever to 100% complete everything

>>725332845
>>725332963

Not going to bother wasting money on this slop, so a few questions.
Where does this place on the timeline? Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SS, or is it a second founding as most other people initially assume?

>>725336258
It offers no new insight into that question

>>725336258
>Where does this place on the timeline? Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SS, or is it a second founding as most other people initially assume?
(raughs)

>>725336258
>Is this literally THE first founding of Hyrule dating back well before SS
why do people assume this is the case?

>>725310783
Amazing, thank you

>>725336258
Everything is so far in the future that literally nothing about the past matters because faggots wouldn't stop obsessing about the shitty timeline

>have mechs in the game
>actively makes 0 mechs playable (outside 1 (one) combo action)
>a ton of literal who hylian characters with clone moves
Genuinely what were they thinking

>>725318342
Oh so she isnt White

>>725337461
Mineru's construct could have been a unique character. Koume and Kotake could have been actual characters (as well as playable). The 4 Archfiends could have even been playable and been more interesting. They played this shit too safely all around.

>>725338053
Literally just make Ganon, a Lynel and the Archfiends playable with a separate story and I'm happy

>>725338053
>Koume and Kotake
Are they even named in the game?

Is Kass in this game? I like to jerk off to him every now and then

>You can build a hundred bridges, but no one will call you the bridge builder, oh no
>You fuck ONE goat and you're a goatfucker for the rest of your days

>>725291350 (OP)
weirdo goatfucker woman

>>725338932
No but he calls them by name in TotK if I recall.

>>725291350 (OP)
Why is she a Nylian?

>>725338053
What did you expect when everyone got mad that AoC wisely realized a 'canon' prequel is a retarded idea and everyone shat on it for it.

>>725340096
I figured they could at least do something as a side story after you beat the main story with Ganon. At the very least they could flesh out the damn side characters more with the construct side of the story. They phoned it in so hard the OCs don't even get called by name when swapping to them for fuck sake

>>725340096
AoC would've been fine as a canon addition if everyone just rightfully died in the mass tragedy as described in BoTW's backstory. That's quite literally what everyone was expecting & hoping to see out of AoC's plot anyway.

But modern Nintendo is far too corporate these days and doesn't have the balls to do something like that. They're too enshittified as a company now. It's the same reason why they couldn't even properly connect ToTK to BoTW as a sequel - out of fear that they'd confuse or annoy new players. Which is why I have no hope for the upcoming Sony live-action movie or any mainline 3D game from this point forward.

>>725299087
Yep. The greatest samefag ever
The butt hurt replies prove it

>>725339071
kass no longer exists

What color are her nipples?

>>725291938
Why did they remove this from the game? He no longer does that maniacal laugh, im very disappointed

>>725295078
On one hand, thats true, and that got Rauru delayed enough for Ganondorf to kill Sonia
On the other hand, the construct the Korok awakened before that very much did a lot of clean up when it came to Ganon's army

>>725336258
The answer is fuck you for caring because Nintendo doesn't despite making a timeline for it, then making a sequel that isn't a sequel but an alternate universe bootstrap closed loop paradox that is the origin of the Kingdom of Hyrule for the FOURTH TIME and the canon but for real this time guys spinoff but you will buy it anyways.

>>725322445
>white people all used to be tanned in the past
We used to be a society. A proper society.

>>725322454
full pic?

>>725340096
Have a canon story mode, but then an adventure mode post game like from the first hyrule warriors which doesn't have to worry about canon

I've been playing around six hours now. I just did the Ruto and Zora quests and am now going through all the side quests that appeared on the map.
Robo Link and Rauru are very fun to play. Zelda and Mineru are kind of meh. The two sages I have so far are very gimmicky (especially the ruto sage with his elemental tornadoes) and I prefer the generic officers to them (the crusty old man Zora sad about the king dying especially has a very nice moveset which feels very responsive and doesn't have long, over the top animations). The side missions are a great idea and add depth to the levels which you might've just charged through without thinking otherwise.
Having to go into a pause menu to pick the right zonai device for a counter is strange, I don't think it ruins the gameplay but it's very annoying. The weapon upgrade system is tedious too but all musou games are like that. The story is better than i thought it would be, I'm glad it ignores most of the TOTK flashbacks and came up with its own plot
Fun game so far, I'm enjoying it.

>>725296065
Imagine the poor fags who bought hyrule historia or made videos about it

This has to be the least buzz I've seen for a nintendo release in years. I didn't even realize the game came out.

>>725317847
>They did because Zelda exists.
That's called a plot hole.

>>725348530
Tears of the Kingdom was probably the biggest buzzkill of a game Nintendo ever made and the godawful story was a big part of that. I don't know how many people said "man, gotta spend $450 + 70 + tip to experience that trash plot all over again!"
I'm just here for the Mineru webms and screencaps.

>>725297704
Based

>>725348458
The video guys made their money already

>>725291350 (OP)
Aww man I could go for some Sonia porn right now.

Personally I want Mineru to take a big fat shit on my chest

>Rito has the best character in the game
>Again
Genuinely what is this favoritism

>>725350446
Is it the sage or one of the randos?

>>725291350 (OP)
Why is every woman in this game so goddamn flat? Remember when the first HW came out and we had Cia and her massive chocolate milkers? Is this just an effect of BOTW poisoning the franchise again?

This game runs well because this is a SW1 game with only the SW2 build released.
Someday, we will get the SW1 build through a Nintendo Leak.

>>725349568
Don't goats poo little spherical pellets

>>725329580
I actually like the randos. It's cool seeing the regular citizens of Hyrule able to throw fucking hands and stand their ground. Makes for some nice world building. Then again, I seem to be in the minority of actually liking Tears and Wild's world and story, so go figure.

>>725342270
purple

>>725308329
Any gnostic Will tell you that isn't god. That's the demiurge.

God is associated with the sun and birds, that would probably look more like top right.

In fact all of you here have met one of demiurge's children.

Its pretty crazy there hasn't been a videogame universe based on this.

When do I unlock Impa?

i want to nut in rafica's cute bird cloaca and have him bear my children.
this game kinda sucks in comparison to the other HW games lol, i wish the worldbuilding and character development in the wild games wasn't so bland and surface level

>>725291350 (OP)
made for BWC

>>725336258
It doesn't cover that because we already know the answer, dumbass.
>can't be pre-timeline because Ganondorf is Demise's successor, not the other way around. Also the blood of the goddess means Hylia already reincarnated into SS Zelda and banged SS Link
>can't be mid-timeline because Ganondorf seal means no Ganondorf game can possibly happen between AoI and TotK
It's post-timeline aka after the last game of a timeline. After AoL, after FSA or after ST.

how is hyrule warriors DE compared to AoI? I'm enjoying AoI so far though I have read that DE is better in some ways and worse in others? is it worth buying on sale?

>>725352550
Hyrule Warriors 1 is still the best 3rd party warriors game
Fucking infinite content and a large roster with 0 copies

>>725336258
Basically
>SS Manga
>SS
>1k years
>OOT - timeline split
>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)
Somewhere around here there’s a massive time gap before or after given Hyrule is literally re-founded
>ToTK past (beastiality couple)
>Impas story (Sheikah tech based off Zonai tech) previous iteration of Link and Zelda defeat the first calamity.
>10k years
>BOTW
>5 years
>TOTK

>>725352980
>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)
It's nothing like that anon. The real answer is they don't give a shit to the point that it doesn't matter what timeline it is

>>725352980
>SS Manga
Not canon.
>unknown event that merges the timelines back together (mayhaps the destruction of old Hyrule)
Literal fanfiction.

No, anon, you can't say all timelines merged to pretend the child timeline matters and happened before BotW.

>>725352591
Core combat in HW blows hard (officer fights and bosses suckass) and half the move sets are garbage, PW3 and DWG1-2 are both better.

>>725350446
Bird men makes my pp go hard and I dread the day nintendo decides to ruin their design.

>>725354179
YES IT DOES

>>725354885
NTA but for me female zora make my pp hard, and I still can't believe how ugly the zora sage is in this game. I had such high hopes after seeing how nice ardi's design was...

The Gerudo sage is cute, would betray the once in a century patriarch with her.

I mean doesn’t the Skyward Sword manga solve the conundrum of Link and Zelda reincarnating in the first place? For which, give or take your interpretation of Skyward Sword since some people are uppity over translation, Demise “follows” them. I mean why put it in the Hyrule historia anyway which is loose facts arbitrary facts just like the timeline. I don’t see why the manga wouldn’t be any less valid than the timeline itself.

>>725355586
>pepe post
>retarded post
Never fails. The SS manga literally has a Link wielding a Master Sword thousands of years before SS Link forged it with the Goddess Sword as base.

>>725350937
The game goes down to 468p in handheld mode
I can't imagine how fucking shit the Switch 1 version ran

>>725350592
The sage, his C2 or 3 (I forget how you count them, it's been a while) with the arrow barrage is broken

>>725356248
>SS Link forged it with the Goddess Sword as base.
You mean restored it to its original form

>>725357184
There's no mention of such a thing in SS, also why the fuck would the Master Sword degrade into the goddess sword in such a short amount of time? There's a TEN THOUSAND year gap between the Great Calamity and the hero of the wild getting the Master Sword like his predecesor did and it didn't degrade at all. In fact, we now know the sword heals with time on its own

>>725357439
>also why the fuck would the Master Sword degrade into the goddess sword
Hylia deliberately degraded the sword as part of the hero of skies trails. She architected his whole quest. The goddess cubes, statue inner sanctum with the sword and world map, the Isle of Songs. Hylia setup everything for him. This is stated in the game multiple times.

>>725358127
Hylia degrading the sword to fuck up with Link is only stated in your mentally ill head.

>>725291350 (OP)
I just think we need to pay voice actors what they're worth.

>>725291350 (OP)
made for BWC

>>725291350 (OP)
Monster fucker

>>725332626
>>725332712
thanks anon

>>725336258
Why do you guys even care?

Nintendo doesn't care, why should the fans?

>>725352591
what about dynasty warriors origins?

>>725321282
Same

>>725291350 (OP)
She's got good taste in (goat) men

>Ganondorf being such an ancient evil and the timeline being so long his existence is forgotten even by the royal family
>Triforce being pretty much lost in time as well
>goddess Hylia being still remembered
>Impa's sibling being a sheikah genius with blue-cyan magitech
>princess Ruto becoming a sage and sealing an evil doer after his battle with the hero
>multiples tribes of zora
>depiction of koroks
>a race of antropomorphic birds
>Hyrule becoming a massive country next to the sea with Spectacle Rock at the southwest, an island maze at the northeast and a Triforce-like rock formation at the southeast
>the Master Sword, the threat of Ganondorf and the imagery of the Triforce not disappearing for good, too
Friendly reminder all this can work as set up for zonai Rauru and Sonia creating a new Hyrule before AoI, BotW and TotK happens and all applies to one specific timeline of the three.

>>725296434
Gotta leave something for the inevitable DLC.

>>725360382
>Dynasty Warriors

>>725361534
Weren't there only like 2 or 3 DLC characters in Calamity?
It was mostly extra challenges and extra abilities for all the characters

>>725361534
first they take away all the characters people know from the previous game and then they sell them back later as DLC
... devious

>>725361634
Yeah the big selling point for the DLC was the EX skills which did fix a lot of movesets for weaker characters also they had pretty good weapons that while not on par with the best RNG could give you were more than good enough.

>>725361534
Who knows, omega force have been seemingly more reluctant to do DLC recently

>>725361634
>Link’s new weapon using Guardian Arms. Zelda uses “Link’s motorcycle”, explained that she with Robbie and Purah actually recreated it from scratch.
>Robbie and Purah together are playable.
That’s it in terms of playable characters.

>>725361732
and in some cases those EX skills streamlined characters a bit too much to the point there's no reason to use anything but combos that lead to them.

>>725361869
Wasn't the battle ready guardian also dlc or was it a free update?

>>725298882
>>725298431
>>725307691
TOTK was the handle and Age of Calamity was the murder weapon for BOTW's lore.

I still don't believe that Rauru the Goat is the same Rauru as OoT's Rauru, and I still believe that Ganondorf was using the Hegelian Dialectic on Hyrule's cyclical history, and that Twilight Princess's Ganondorf was using TOTK's Ganondorf(The Twilight Hack created another timeline that leads to Echoes of Wisdom); and that BOTW is far into the future of Zelda II's storyline(the healer glitch that allows Link to enter the final palace without returning all the crystals to the palaces possibly leads to BOTW, and there might be another calamity(like a time-crash-calamity) before Age of Calamity and TOTK).

>>725358941
He’s everywhere nowadays. Showed up in Outer Worlds 2 as well.

SW-2239-8278-8982

Add me, i mostly play single player games but i'm chill.

>>725361534
We never got a 3 hopes DLC, so i wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get anything beyond the free updates

I fan understand SOME Randos, but seriously, why can we have the following:
>Sonia (post game)
>Ganondorf (post game or side story)
>Koume (post game, side story, or join the heroes)
>Kotake (post game, side story, or join the heroes)
>The son or daughter of Sonia and Rauru
>Lenalia

>>725362417
And I’m still insulted that they never explained some important plot holes. We never found out about how the new MC ever got their powers from.

>>725361431
They should make a BotW-parallel set in the WW timeline, make the descendants of SS Link and SS Zelda investigate what's left of the old Hyrule for some fucked up reason that doesn't end up with more Ganondorf and Master Sword. And don't make it look like BotW of course, go back to toon.

>>725362679
>Sonia
Would be a Zelda reskin

>a literal non-character, no name, no design, their only significance is being alive somewhere safe and fuck so Zelda can exist
lmao

>a fat woman whose role in the story is writing
What are you smoking?

>Ganondorf, Koume and Kotake
Now this is weird. I expect Ganondorf to be be added with free DLC but it's just me, and I still think Koume and Kotake will be paid DLC and man, I really wanted more of them here

>>725362846
Feels like they had something planned but it fell through for whatever reason, always found it odd that sothis, rhea and arval were just random post game unlocks

>>725361869
That's not all, there was also Sooga and a big mossy Guardian.

100% reward spoiler you get a different credits scene depocting the games events on a mural...

>>725362679
bokoblin sex

>>725363165
Pic? Also what about clothes? AoC gave you the HW outfit as reward, is there nothing like that in AoI? A skin that turns the construct into Link would be cool

>>725362989
Sonia is already in the game with a moveset and she's not a Zelda clone

>>725363475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606CIdKNay4
Theirs no costumes in the game.

>>725362870
>open sea slop
fuck this, that's why i dislike WW so much.
it's worse than just having an open world.

>>725362870
This looks cool in concept but on paper I think would need a smart developer to not play like shit. I think they should just pull the trigger on that space zelda game they've been wanting to do.

>>725363703
Thank god you aren't the target audience of the more recent zelda games
You whiny faggots are impossible to please

>>725363651
But the knight golem goes through multiple costumes

>>725363879
He does, but you don't get to select which he has, your forced to wear the one that coincides with your progress in the story, same with zelda, you don't get to wear her beggining outfit again. Shame to, the constructs "naked" look would have been a cool unlock.

>>725362989
>What are you smoking?
She is literally designed to be a Zelda character. She is better then Literal Who’s.

>>725363651
>No costumes
Skipped

>>725364019
That's so retarded, it was fun having costumes.

>>725364019
I saw someone saying you can actually revert zeldas costume and a pic showing you can atleast take the masks off the sages

>>725364038
Comic relief character, It looks like jim carrey's "the mask" shoved a cinder block in her head.
>>725364056
Yeah I would rather of had costumes than the clones that make up 60% of the roster.

>>725363651
>no costumes
>almost no known characters
>two known characters not even playable
>canon storyline
i fucking hate what they did to hyrule warriors.

>>725363651
No alternate costumes? They at least let you remove the masks from the Sages right?

>>725364208
So far i've seen no clones evens shared weapon characters have unique movesets

>>725364256
No, its a story sensitive thing. When you first meet them they don't wear them but later they will, included with their hyrule sash, you can't pick. Unlocking costumes was the best feature in HWDE and the totally just threw it out here, probally didn't even register in their heads.

>>725364208
>Comic relief character
Yeah? It wouldn’t be a Dynasty Warrior x Zelda game without that.

>>725364256
That anon hasn't actually gotten 100% you can remove the masks and use the old zelda costume in the postgame

>>725364502
Is there a source for that. I'm in the postgame but not 100%, i havent seen how to do that.
>>725364462
They didn't draw up a render for that guy in promotional material for the games release.

>>725364623
Oh for the love of God, do you want this example instead?

>>725364623
In the allies menu

>>725364760
ok...fair, I was wrong. I've been trapped in this botw/totk hellhole for 8 years. It's hard to remember he exists.

His forests he founded, doesn’t exist anymore. But at least he is a “Living Stump” at least.

>>725364812
>>725364623
So can you change the construct clothes or not? And is there a 100% reward clothing or not? Maybe since this is technically Zelda's game you get idk her priestess clothes from BotW or something? Ghost Rauru? Idk man, something you don't normally see in the campaign

>>725365038
Funny how people thought for 5 whole minutes that he was the Deku tree before realizing he was actually that fucking stump with he spear stuck onto it.

>>725291350 (OP)
made for BWC

>>725365182
>Change Attire
What do you think anon

>>725365183
To be fair, fans wanted characters that are important. Now we have the Lore say that:
>The Deku Tree didn’t even exist yet.
>No Master Sword anywhere, and that we don’t know if these Wild games even take place after Skyward Sword.

>>725365182
Ok I just checked on my switch. You can change zelda from her starting look to her TOTK look. You can also change mecha link to his starting scarf. Unmasking the champions is possible too. I'm unsure if this is a postgame unloc as I didn't check prior.

>>725365342
I meant the construct specifically in that first line

>>725365367
Wasn't the Deku Tree supposed to be where Kakariko Village is during BOTW's development? I remember some people pointing out that both the Great Plateau and the Lost Woods are approximately the same size, with some believing that they might have switched locations at some point.

>>725358858
I was clearly talking about the latter stuff. Stop being disingenuous and accept the manga is canon.

>>725365724
>Wasn't the Deku Tree supposed to be where Kakariko Village is during BOTW's development?
No official "Deku Tree was here" statement from the developers, nor in-game hints and design choices strongly imply that the roles and locations were at one point considered differently during development. But that certainly seems logical.
>I remember some people pointing out that both the Great Plateau and the Lost Woods are approximately the same size, with some believing that they might have switched locations at some point.
Wishful thinking.

>>725362679
Just make Quino have a tan like Sonia, and have white hair with yellow highlights like Rauru. Couldn’t Nintendo at least understand that you need to have family continuity to justify Zelda being the great-great-great- ~ -great-great grandchild of both Rauru and Sonia?

>>725366013
The Western Necluda region often made me think that there was to be a forest temple there that was removed during BOTW's development.

>>725366450
Sonia and Rauru didn’t have any children obviously. The royal bloodline was continued by a sibling of Sonia’s.

>>725367332
You just Nintendo hasn't put a single thought into the lore. So poorly thought out and unfinished.

>>725367575
>Petty King Rauru matrilineally marries Sonia, founds Minor Kingdom of Hyrule.
>Sonia's older sister fabricates strong claim on the Minor Kingdom of Hyrule with direct descent from Hylia.
>Uses Ganondorf to do all the work for her without ever meeting him in person.
>Older sister marries the last surviving descendant of the Hylian royal family(or Link) instead of a Zonai.

>>725298419
it's joever, cherish the times you had with the originals (pre stamina Zelda)

>>725298882
same.

i never want to see that tree stump ever again

Totks story is the definition of throwing shit at the wall. Yet when you look back at the original game awards teaser the opening of the game looked very different with Ganondorf holding a trident in a mural. Seems like it was a Destiny 1 situation where they had an elaborate narrative planned and trashed it at some point in development and the final product is put together from the remaining scraps.

>>725291350 (OP)
Finally got around finishing AoC last night
Very kino

>>725370213
>Recycle most of their movesets on literal whos
It hurts, the roster is so much weaker than AoC's...

>>725291350 (OP)
Swinging

>>725370213
Remember when the game was first revealed and people thought Zelda was preggo because that dress made her look so

>>725362018
Actually, I made a mistake. Age of Imprisonment was the murder weapon, but some of the mystery around BOTW started to fade when Age of Calamity was released, and now there's like 3 different timelines around BOTW(Shiekah, Age of Calamity, and Post-Zelda Zonai timeline), as well as a possible fourth(Ganondorf's Past Hyrule-Simulation which has Ganondorf using the Shiekah's powers over the shrines to rule over Hyrule using the past Zonai-Hyrule as the simulation to falsify BOTW's past and to coverup what really happened), and the timeline itself varies depending on whether Link went straight to Hyrule Castle or whether he freed the Divine Beasts.

>>725361534
I really hope we get to see the events of AOCs timeline experiencing this, with Terrako, they can go back in time for an actual good scenario, pull rauru and co into the present or they can keep things separate and just import the maps from AOC and make a separate campaign. I mean, the DLC stages got used like 3 times barely, so that's more to reuse.

>>725370213
so, is link going to fuck mipha after that?

>>725291350 (OP)
Why does she look like a dark skin tone mutt

>>725371238
lolno

>>725371238
I want the Xenoblade Rex with his 3 wives picture but it’s Zelda, Mipha and Paya.

>>725368829
That actually sounds kino.

>>725343609
>>725343663
sexo

>>725348898
The storyfags all coped hard by saying "story never actually mattered in Zelda games" which is insanely ironic.

I hate the goat people. Just give me more huge ladies

>>725370963
Yeah, with me

>>725358941
Why are Koreans like this?

The interspecies breeding thing with goat demons is literally the most disgusting plot point I have ever seen in a videogame and made me not play it + mentally swear off nintendo forever.

>>725365402
Yeah, you can do the same with Zelda and the Champions in AoC. You just have to remove Zelda's Ceremonial Robes to get her back to her default outfit, and you can change her into her white winter coat. Taking off the Champion's Garb for each Champion brings them back to their first outfits, too.

It would've been weird and cheap if you couldn't do it in AoI.

>>725292032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0WYxJDwms

>>725375046
Thankfully they got DORFED.

>>725376219
based

I just want a follow up from the real Hyrule warriors
not this nu-zelda marketing shit

>>725377767
they can't, milking BotW/TotK is more important

Originally Baphomet was supposed to be the bad guy but higher ups at Nintendo said that was a no-go

>>725378583
>Is that, a chessboard? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725378682
>fed infiltrator panicking
Occult niggas really think they finna control foh another 1000 years
*shakes head and sucks teeth*

>>725378904
Whoopty-doo

>>725378904
This board has been a reddit colony for the past decade, unfortunately.

>>725378904
>oy vey better deflect

>>725372738
Based

>>725371128
Our CHAMPIONS.

>Age of Tranny
Freemason game
#Brainwashed

>>725380708
((((American)))) Occupation

>>725375046
But the goat aliens are nice.

>>725381217
>they're aliens goy!
>hijacking the Schumann resonance and using frequencies to create light shows is just ayy lmaos goy!!!
Dude it's Baphomet, SATAN is the creator of Hyrule, the creator of this world, by hijacking the narrative

What killed the hype?

>>725383343
Baphomet not being the new Vaati

>>725342348
? they didnt though unless they patched it out months after totk released, which i doubt. I remember seeing that face during the game

>>725383343
Non-playable Ganondorf, Twinrova and Sonia.

>>725384663
He means it's not in Age of imprisonment. Sonia's death scene is mostly the same as in TOTK but they removed his laugh

>>725386837
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO

>>725386837
does he still make that face in AoI after that?

>>725387372
Nope
https://youtu.be/wgxwwFetPfg?si=jbz0rVX4eXjbfHp1