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Anonymous No.725297537 [Report] >>725297619 >>725298472 >>725298556 >>725298830 >>725298889 >>725299040 >>725299252 >>725299590 >>725299731 >>725299841 >>725301106 >>725301505 >>725301926 >>725302262 >>725302406 >>725302686
Just finished dusting my consoles.
Anonymous No.725297619 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you don't steal anything for an hour
Anonymous No.725297906 [Report]
>when you finally pull your pants up
Anonymous No.725298358 [Report]
>FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE
Anonymous No.725298371 [Report]
Hee hee
Anonymous No.725298438 [Report]
>when you take a break from posting on /v/
Anonymous No.725298472 [Report] >>725300495
>>725297537 (OP)
Wow you're like Kratos, dude! Right on! Rip and tear!
Anonymous No.725298513 [Report]
me when i scratch some dandruff
Anonymous No.725298529 [Report] >>725301962
>when you
>w-when you take a uhhhhh
fuck how do i do this
Anonymous No.725298545 [Report]
>when you return the shopping cart
Anonymous No.725298556 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>Im back from getting those cigarettes
Anonymous No.725298830 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you give the officer your license and registration
Anonymous No.725298889 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>I'm so fucked up
Anonymous No.725299040 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you choose to do tax evasion instead of petty theft
Anonymous No.725299103 [Report]
Why aren't you black?
Anonymous No.725299176 [Report]
Was it worth it? Because despite all your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far, is my heart.
Anonymous No.725299252 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>he didn't vote for biden
Anonymous No.725299261 [Report]
A bunch of Instagram comedians in this thread!
Anonymous No.725299413 [Report] >>725300119
>when you can breathe
Anonymous No.725299590 [Report] >>725299662 >>725299946
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you pay for your groceries
Anonymous No.725299662 [Report]
>>725299590
Thanks for the free food wagie.
Anonymous No.725299731 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
me after eating all the asbestos in the attic
Anonymous No.725299767 [Report]
>when you refuse fried chicken
Anonymous No.725299785 [Report] >>725299942
Anon desperate for existence writes a dumb joke in hopes of getting noticed. No matter, he will imagine that he made somebody laugh and momentarily feel like somebody.
Anonymous No.725299841 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
ayuwoki
Anonymous No.725299942 [Report]
>>725299785
none of these jokes even hateful, you're getting mad over nothing
Anonymous No.725299946 [Report] >>725300119
>>725299590
Anonymous No.725300119 [Report]
>>725299946
Meant for, but the other one was pretty funny too though
>>725299413
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Anonymous No.725300495 [Report] >>725301170
>>725298472
>He's becoming a better man
Anonymous No.725301106 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
Doing anything useful or productive will slowly turn a person White
Anonymous No.725301170 [Report] >>725301275
>>725300495
>hey vsauce, michael here
>gow 2018 is a positive representation of bipoc and queer folx
*sudden tone shift*
>or is it?
Anonymous No.725301209 [Report] >>725302045
post hand
Anonymous No.725301275 [Report]
>>725301170
Be better
Anonymous No.725301505 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you stop playing on consoles.
Anonymous No.725301926 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you finish dusting your consoles
Anonymous No.725301962 [Report]
>>725298529
>when you scratch your balls
It's that easy!
Anonymous No.725302045 [Report]
>>725301209
hand
Anonymous No.725302071 [Report] >>725302183 >>725302369 >>725302457 >>725302502 >>725302679
Anonymous No.725302183 [Report]
>>725302071
Why did Micheal jacksson do this?
Anonymous No.725302262 [Report] >>725302297
>>725297537 (OP)
>when your credit score goes up
Anonymous No.725302297 [Report]
>>725302262
its insane to me that america basically got a social credit score
Anonymous No.725302369 [Report] >>725302443 >>725302573 >>725302632
>>725302071
You can remove the nigga on the outside, but you can't remove the nigga on the inside.
Anonymous No.725302406 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
>when you don't vote for bernie sanders
Anonymous No.725302443 [Report]
>>725302369
or nigga physiognomy
Anonymous No.725302457 [Report]
>>725302071
The whitenator beam.
Anonymous No.725302502 [Report]
>>725302071
Detroit: Become Human
Anonymous No.725302573 [Report]
>>725302369
>open up torso
>use laser on interior
Anonymous No.725302632 [Report]
>>725302369
deep…
Anonymous No.725302679 [Report]
>>725302071
BEHOLD
THE NIGGER-O-MATIC 9001
Anonymous No.725302686 [Report]
>>725297537 (OP)
When you change the battery of your ceiling bird