Thread 725303536

N-Bug too
And Spackie
What is this wokeslop?
I thought it was gonna be like Transmetropolitan
Should I just go back to Fallout?
Fucking hell

>>725303536 (OP)
Don't worry. You won't have to endure them for long, they all die later.

>>725304105
How TF am I supposed to get hooked though?

>>725303536 (OP)
V you piece of shit gang banging cuck Saka

>N-bug
ok I laughed

>>725304158
The game picks up significantly in act 2, but it's towards the latter half. Could be a build problem too, some builds just aren't fun to play for certain people.

>>725304416
It's the characters
>>725304282
Fuckin N-Bug dude

>>725303536 (OP)
You are in California, what did you expect, 100% white, blue eyed people everywhere? And its 2077, just look at the current racial trends in that god forsaken state.

>>725304908
Freedom of Association
Seems like the game doesn't want you ditch Nex until you've relaxed

>>725304908
Holy shit why didn't I realize Night City was in Cali

Nexter Nigshawn

>>725305524
>>725305612
Nig City

>>725304908
Feels like Japanese are the enemy and you're the only White guy left so they're just using you to take them down

>>725307643
I want an android buddy, or at least the option to ditch Spack after getting to Slop City
Can't I just go solo and make it my own ride? This sucks compared to a sandbox like Fallout 4

>>725306528
You gotta remember that Cyberpunk was written in the 80s and the Japs were the big swinging economic dicks back then. Also there's plenty of important white guys later in the story, even more so in Phantom Liberty.

>>725308078
Like ffs I'm only playing cause my brother is sharing his steam library with me and is adamant that I try it
I want to go back to survival mode in Fallout 4, maybe start a new character in survival mode and this time ditch the Ninute Nen for The Chad Aryan Brotherhood

>>725303536 (OP)
You're trying too hard to be an edgy racist kid, take it down a notch so it seems believable

>>725308140
America never should have devalued Japan's currency, in this game they owe everything to the Japs so why not throw in some Japanese allies or quest-lines?
Being Nex's henchmen and Spackie's partner by force fucking sucks. I can't even get through the heist. I just want to go back to Fallout 4...

>>725308140
America never should have devalued Japan's currency
Japan is the good guys
Why not throw in more Japanese quests where you work for them instead of being forced to be Nex's henchman with Spackie as your partner relying on fucking N-Bug and only having Beanie as your love interest or a boss bitch Stacy? Who even wrote this game it tanks so hard in the beginning, there's no freedom of choice? Really? I absolutely can't just go and do my own thing? Fuck...there goes the replay value, out the fucking window

>>725308424
>>725308703
>so why not throw in some Japanese allies or quest-lines?
They do. You literally haven't even hit the fucking opening credits yet, you little underage sperg.

>>725308826
FUCK
Why is it taking so fucking long?!
I fucking HATE these wokeslop characters!
It's such a drag being Nex's henchgolem, absolute humiliation ritual

>>725308930
Because you suck at life. It takes an hour to get from character to creation to konpeki if you aren't running around doing everything else.

>>725303536 (OP)
Was that in english? What?

>>725309557
I am at Konpeki after getting pozzed troonslop slapped in my face for an hour, I feel like just going back to Chadout. The game could've been so good if not for characters like fucking N-Bug
Make her an AI like in Final Chaddery Kinobirth
There are good games out there
They don't need to make slop
I don't even mind having Nex and N-Bug and Spackie in the game, just don't shove it down my throat, make multiple factions like in Chadout 4. They offer the Aryan Brotherhood as opposed to the Transroad and the Niggute Nen

>>725309914
Why do w*stoids insist on making everything so fucking UGLY?
I legitimately can't replay the game and can barely get through the opening of one playthrough

>>725310010
>WANT MAH MONEY ON THE DOUBLE

do zoomers really not know how to take a screenshot?

>>725305524
Wow, you don't know shit about cyberpunk, do you? I'm not talking about the franchise, I'm talking about the genre itself. Everyone knows Blade Runner is in Los Angeles. Why are you even playing this game?

>>725310891
Not a zoomer I'm just too comfy in bed with a controller to take a (((screenshot)))
Wagies wouldn't understand
>>725311032
NTA but I knew it was in LA I just thought the city would be more like Transmetropolitan where EBT cutoffs slowly took us back to 80s demographics and only the smart survive in a futuristic dystopia

>>725310891
Not a zoomer I'm just too comfy in bed with a controller to take a (((screenshot)))
Wagies wouldn't understand
>>725311032
NTA but I knew it was in LA I just thought the city would be more like Transmetropolitan where EBT cutoffs slowly took us back to 80s demographics and only the smart survive in a futuristic dystopia

>>725311683
But this is fine
Japchads lording over the remnants
Better than what we have now

It's not woke if it shows chuds are right.

>>725311683
Honestly based take with the Transmetropolitan comparison, that’s probably closer to what Cyberpunk should’ve leaned into instead of this weird half-woke tech dystopia that wants to have grit but also forcefeeds NPC best friend simulators. I don’t need Spackie hugging me after every kill like it’s a Pixar noir. Let the city chew me up and spit me out, not coddle me with sidequests about weaklings who forgot how to cyber.

>>725303536 (OP)
You sound like a miserable person.

>>725313406
4chan post
>>725313652
Reddit post
The duality of man

>>725313406
NGL I'm getting chuddy vibes from Yorinobu
Real Japan-has-fallen type shit

DAYUMN this games extra chuddy RN
Hopefully it don't put me in a chudlock

>>725303536 (OP)
N-bug is cut content, she was meant to betray you alongside the others

>>725315910
Instead it's fucking NEX and now I get fucking Keanu SNEED?
Dude I thought he was just a companion...he takes over the game?
FUCK
Could I have just met with Eleanor instead?

I have chud fatigue.

>>725317818
What IS this shit man?
Are you fucking serious?!
Reddit Reeves?
FUCK!! LOL
You can't even control the minigun!!
Fucking Reddit ass game ffs

>>725317818>>725317818
Nah she was in cahoots with Dexter, if you go back to the cinematic trailer she's sitting alongside him and hacks V to stop him before getting blasted
Keanu gets much, much worse before he gets better. He's a whiny fucking baby for a lot of the game

>>725318098
FUUUUUCKING KEK THIS IS SO CRINGE!!
>such a badass chungus he kills all of the enemies with explosions whereas the other guy couldn't even kill one
WTF?! DID REDDIT ACTUALLY FUCKING WRITE THIS GAME?!!!

>>725318274
I just jumped off the ledge and died
Downloading Troon Vegas instead
Even that game isn't half as reddit as this

>>725317935
Might start a YouTube channel
Chuddie Reviews

OMFG kek!
Just as I thought the game was getting good
This really is Cyber Cuck, isn't it?
Fuckin' A

OMFG kek!
Just as I thought the game was getting good
This really is Cyber Cuck, isn't it?
Fuckin' A
Terrible, TERRIBLE predictable and cliche writing!
This game could've been so much fucking better if not for the damn WRITING!

>>725318491
UGH! FUCK THIS FUCKIN GAME MAN NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE
REEEEEE
>you're not supposed to die as Reeves bro!
>we literally didn't even program that into the game

>>725303536 (OP)
If you're not playing it on Switch 2 you're not experiencing the definitive experience.

>>725318571
Every video is going to 5 seconds long and just have 1 question.
>Is this woke?
>Yes
>the end

>>725321219
I don't have a Shitch Poo
That Kirby game is whack

>>725321405
>KEANU REEVES IS SUCH A BADASS DUDE
>FUCK YOUR CHARACTER
can I just play the game how I fucking want to? Ffs holy hell

>>725308078
Yes, you literally don't have any companions, it's a solo game once you get through the long ass on-rails intro.

The intro sucks and I hate it too. Love the rest of the game though.

>whole world loves me
>one shot kill
Fuck this game man.

>>725322845
Aw...I wanted a sexy female companion...God damn this game dude
Why is it taking so many wrong turns?

Cool it with the fuckin Hollywood shit
Fuckin marvel-tier one liners instead of dialogue

>>725322992
oh i see it's a bait thread, n/m
was wondering why replies were so slow

have fun

>>725323352
>your character is trash compared to Keanu Reeves
>Japs want revenge for the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki btw
>Keanu Reeves doesn't speak Japanese
WHO
WROTE
THIS
GAME?!!?!!

>>725323914
Aw..
AWWW

>>725307643
beaners are our allies against the frogs and chinks

>>725304908
Look at the current racial trends in your entire god forsaken country lmao

>>725322845
Holy shit...
Aw...
AWWW FUCK
This STORY man
FFFFUUUUUCK

>>725325047
Meh, cyberpunk dystopia renders that null

>painted nails
>take meds
Checks out