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Anonymous No.725319878 [Report] >>725320085 >>725320327 >>725320850 >>725321530 >>725324217 >>725325571 >>725330105
The greatest ordeal a man must overcome is climaxing within ourselves
Anonymous No.725320001 [Report] >>725323614 >>725330261
We Must Be Better Men...
Anonymous No.725320085 [Report] >>725320141 >>725320284 >>725320313 >>725320771 >>725326189 >>725330392 >>725332471
>>725319878 (OP)
If I went back in time and gave myself a handy, would it be gay or masturbation?
Anonymous No.725320141 [Report] >>725331567
>>725320085
I will ponder on this...
Anonymous No.725320284 [Report]
>>725320085
Gay, as the past has already passed and you're not going to be that person again. Going to the *future* and giving yourself a handy is masturbation, though, as you're going to become that person and get the handy eventually.
Anonymous No.725320313 [Report] >>725331914
>>725320085
Depends on the type of time travel and consent of your past self, I'd say. Closed circuit with consent? Masturbation.
Anonymous No.725320327 [Report]
>>725319878 (OP)
we must be better autofellationers...
Anonymous No.725320418 [Report] >>725320743 >>725324741 >>725325164 >>725330780 >>725331805
I'm a cuck
Anonymous No.725320743 [Report]
>>725320418
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.725320771 [Report] >>725321714
>>725320085
I think consent is the only thing that distinguishes it. If you forcefully give your past or future self a handjob, that's gay, but otherwise it's self on self action.
Anonymous No.725320850 [Report]
>>725319878 (OP)
Anonymous No.725321530 [Report]
>>725319878 (OP)
I'm climaxing at least once a day already.
Anonymous No.725321714 [Report]
>>725320771
>You are the bull you've been preping
Powerful... and great practice
Anonymous No.725323614 [Report] >>725323868
>>725320001
What is a man?
Anonymous No.725323868 [Report] >>725324391 >>725326083
>>725323614
A miserable little pile of secrets!

But enough talk. Have at you!
Anonymous No.725324217 [Report]
>>725319878 (OP)
Anonymous No.725324391 [Report]
>>725323868
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous No.725324741 [Report]
>>725320418
You're a brilliant man
Anonymous No.725325164 [Report]
>>725320418
BETTER MAN
Anonymous No.725325571 [Report] >>725328147
>>725319878 (OP)
>Make a scene where your own new version of the MC is mogged by the old version who doesn't even have to say a word

How did they fuck up this badly?
Anonymous No.725326083 [Report]
>>725323868
Why secrets? Aren't we a pile of lies?
Anonymous No.725326189 [Report]
>>725320085
no man rubs the same cock twice
Anonymous No.725328147 [Report]
>>725325571
That's not what a real man would do a real man would bounce on it
Anonymous No.725330105 [Report]
>>725319878 (OP)
>don't say a single word
>wins the argument.
Anonymous No.725330261 [Report] >>725331286
>>725320001
I already am
Anonymous No.725330392 [Report]
>>725320085
all masturbation is inherently gay since it requires a man's hand on your dick
Anonymous No.725330780 [Report]
>>725320418
Nuly bro....
Anonymous No.725331286 [Report]
>>725330261
>Me versus the guy she told me not to worry about
Anonymous No.725331567 [Report]
>>725320141
We must give handjobs to our former selves
Anonymous No.725331805 [Report]
>>725320418
We know, Spiderman
Anonymous No.725331914 [Report] >>725332471 >>725333156
>>725320313
If you get into a closed loop where you fucking someone leads to you being born, is that incest?
Anonymous No.725332471 [Report]
>>725331914
Depends on how far back
>>725320085
Gay, no matter what
Anonymous No.725333156 [Report]
>>725331914
>fellas, is being your own grandfather gay?
yes