Thread 725322679

I wish vidya hags were real, and forced me to have children with them.

Same, but they wouldn't have to force me.

>>725322679 (OP)
why even live if I'll never be sexually molested by Bayo.

>>725322679 (OP)
>hag
>look inside
>biologically in her early 20s as a result of magic stasis

>>725322679 (OP)
ayy

>>725322679 (OP)
>hag
nigga those are your peers now

I've yet to see a good post with the word hag in it so I'm considering finally filtering the word "hag". Just thought you would like to know.

>>725323016
>biologically in her early 20s
i always got a mid 30s/early 40s wine aunt vibe from bayonetta

>>725323498
story-wise bayonetta was an apprentice witch when she was locked away during the slaughter of the umbra witches, meaning that she couldn't have been much older than 18
then she spent around 500 years under a lake, not aging due to the protective spell casted on the coffin by jeanne

>>725323782
that's the tallest 18 year old I've ever seen

>>725324359
she looks funky due to the artstyle, she's shorter than literally every male character that's not enzo

>>725323436
The trvth nvke that annihilated /v/

>>725323436
Thats the best thing about hags. I get older they stay the same age.

Yes they do, yes they do.

>>725322790
A life where I can't get my head squished like a watermelon between Chunli's powerful milfy thighs is not a life worth living

>>725323454
you have low testosterone

I wish they are real, cause I would like them to make me their cuckold.

>>725324462
I hate you.
I liked bayo because she was tall and hot.
I freakin hate womanlets.

>>725328929
You'll get your balls stomped for having such faggy desires.

>>725322679 (OP)
imagine getting leglocked by a woman twice your age(or older).

>>725322679 (OP)
Bayonetta is trans

>>725330310
Not into that sadly.