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Anonymous No.725333210 [Report] >>725333417 >>725333535 >>725335315 >>725336132 >>725336142 >>725337986 >>725338114 >>725340678 >>725343792 >>725345574 >>725346181
>hunts you lovingly
Anonymous No.725333417 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
>Impregnates her roughly
Anonymous No.725333535 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
I am legitmately attractived to the face
Anonymous No.725335315 [Report] >>725335424 >>725335639 >>725337439 >>725338149 >>725339254 >>725345383
>>725333210 (OP)
/v/ doesn't actually want to fuck monsters.
Anonymous No.725335424 [Report] >>725338287
>>725335315
I would literally fuck a sentient pile of goo if it had a feminine voice and called me stud muffin.
Anonymous No.725335639 [Report]
>>725335315
donr underestimate how desperate and lonely i am
Anonymous No.725336132 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
Imagine the blowjobs.
Anonymous No.725336142 [Report] >>725337365 >>725340469
>>725333210 (OP)
Get out of here you bug faced hussy, my heart's already been taken by a REAL woman
Anonymous No.725336732 [Report] >>725338198
predator is trash goyslop
Anonymous No.725337365 [Report] >>725338060 >>725338796
>>725336142
Anonymous No.725337439 [Report]
>>725335315
You're right. I want monsters to fuck themselves using me.
Anonymous No.725337986 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
>Unreal Engine

At a buttery smooth 27 FPS.
Anonymous No.725338060 [Report]
>>725337365
Anonymous No.725338114 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
Looks like it sucks more dick than that new movie does
Anonymous No.725338149 [Report]
>>725335315
define "monster"
Anonymous No.725338198 [Report] >>725340631
>>725336732
First movie was good though.
Anonymous No.725338256 [Report]
Too bad that game was shit.
Anonymous No.725338287 [Report]
>>725335424
>he needs a voice
Anonymous No.725338796 [Report] >>725344257 >>725344459
>>725337365
it's still wild that they made the butt so round and defined, the xenomorph did not have that kind of butt at all and it's the only thing on the model that isn't accurate to the source and it was done JUST to be based as shit, i kneel
Anonymous No.725339254 [Report]
>>725335315
we just want to fuck something vaguely exotic
Anonymous No.725340342 [Report]
Anonymous No.725340469 [Report]
>>725336142
For a moment i thought that was lavos
Anonymous No.725340529 [Report]
looks like she DMs first if you're white
Anonymous No.725340631 [Report]
>>725338198
It's also a profoundly smart movie about the fragility and consequences of seeking fulfillment through victory
Anonymous No.725340678 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
Shame they're black-coded now
Anonymous No.725341008 [Report]
Avp3 when?
Anonymous No.725342796 [Report] >>725342994
Xenomorphs are so hot its unreal
Anonymous No.725342994 [Report]
>>725342796
they really are so extremely unbearably erotic, geiger knew his stuff
Anonymous No.725343792 [Report] >>725344056 >>725344465
>>725333210 (OP)
new movie was pretty good
Anonymous No.725344056 [Report] >>725344218 >>725345195
Predators was great and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
>>725343792
Surprised to hear that after I've also heard it's pg13 and apparently more comedic in tone.
Anonymous No.725344218 [Report]
>>725344056
Predators was extremely mediocre, had dumb lore, and squandered its one half way interesting narrative idea (the crazy survivor guy)
Anonymous No.725344236 [Report] >>725344354
>new Predator movie
>Predator not being a badass and murdering everyone
>spend most of the movie being a whiny bitch
>baaawwww baaawww my brother is dead
The robot chick was also fucking annoying. Who wrote this shit? It felt like someone who posts on Reddit wrote it.
Anonymous No.725344257 [Report]
>>725338796
I mean, did you see what they did with Pyramid Head?
Anonymous No.725344298 [Report]
Dismissing everything is reddit is even more even more reddit
Anonymous No.725344354 [Report] >>725344893
>>725344236
>its bombing even though redditors love it
Anonymous No.725344459 [Report]
>>725338796
It's not weird, the devs are degenerate coomers.
Anonymous No.725344465 [Report]
>>725343792
It's a generic modern sci-fi movie. And you can easily tell it's a Disney movie.
It is NOT a good Predator movie. The tone is completely different. Predator looks like shit. It doesn't work at all.

If this was called something else, I probably might have enjoyed it more. But it's nothing like the first two predator movies.
The Native American one is much, much closer to the correct theme. Unfortunately that's just an average movie itself.
Anonymous No.725344893 [Report]
>>725344354
>its bombing
Anonymous No.725345195 [Report]
>>725344056
>Predators was great
Terrible film.

Far too much "Remember this?", the "twists" were so obvious I don't even know why they bothered to pretend they were twists, general all around bad acting, shitting on the first film by making that film's predator a little bitch was obnoxious as hell and the single worst thing to ever happen in the Predator franchise was a gook having a samurai swordfight with a predator and winning. This is a fucking monster that can take multiple shotgun blasts and walk it off. Getting a papercut from a jap butter knife is not going to do shit to it.
Anonymous No.725345383 [Report]
>>725335315
I want to cuddle monsters :(
Anonymous No.725345574 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
>hunts you to impregnate you with her Futa cock
How do you react?
Anonymous No.725346181 [Report]
>>725333210 (OP)
I never read the comics but I've heard that the female predators will rape the male predators, usually to death because female predators are bigger and stronger on average then males. While on the flipside there's male predators that are such giga chads they have harems.