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Anonymous No.725335621 [Report] >>725336135 >>725336148 >>725336351 >>725336353 >>725336402 >>725336421 >>725336530 >>725336595 >>725336882 >>725337504 >>725337628 >>725337710 >>725337864 >>725337874 >>725338360 >>725338579 >>725338762 >>725339121 >>725339569 >>725342416 >>725342654 >>725343398 >>725344383 >>725344683
the male fantasy
Anonymous No.725335779 [Report] >>725336053 >>725336261 >>725338143 >>725341616 >>725344898
this webm smells like shit
Anonymous No.725336017 [Report]
Her skin color keeps changing
Anonymous No.725336053 [Report]
>>725335779
how did you get a going into games machine?
Anonymous No.725336135 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
>it loops
I kneel.
Anonymous No.725336148 [Report] >>725336903 >>725337669 >>725338660 >>725344383
>>725335621 (OP)
wrong pic
Anonymous No.725336261 [Report]
>>725335779
Must be your upper lip
Anonymous No.725336351 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
>ywn encounter a wild elf girl in the wilderness
Hurts a bit.
Anonymous No.725336353 [Report] >>725336640
>>725335621 (OP)
Why is it so hard for devs to make something like this but also give it actual gameplay?
Anonymous No.725336401 [Report]
>watching stuff like this causes a physical stabbing pain in my chest
it's over for me
Anonymous No.725336402 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
Fact.
Except she should be pale with sex hair and wearing a sweater too big for her.
Anonymous No.725336421 [Report] >>725336490 >>725336615
>>725335621 (OP)
See one gacha elf, you've seen every gacha woman ever. I can't fap to the vidya equivalent of canned spam
Anonymous No.725336490 [Report]
>>725336421
spam is good as fuck though, 2 eggs, fresh piping hot white rice, and spam fried until crispy, YES INDEED
Anonymous No.725336530 [Report] >>725336710 >>725337916
>>725335621 (OP)
Reminder that that woman canonically is a /biz/ poster.
Anonymous No.725336595 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
My fantasy is creating one male character in Elden Ring and making him fuck all my female ones. Every single one with their own lore.
Anonymous No.725336615 [Report] >>725337762 >>725339817 >>725345345
>>725336421
Amusingly enough, that's just a skin, she's not a dark elf. She's part Indian.
Anonymous No.725336636 [Report] >>725336708
>god I just want an attractive woman to love me
Anonymous No.725336640 [Report]
>>725336353
Too many women on the team.
Anonymous No.725336708 [Report] >>725336756 >>725337072
>>725336636
the attractive part is negotiable too
Anonymous No.725336710 [Report]
>>725336530
>even fictional characters can get bogged
he's too powerful bros
Anonymous No.725336756 [Report] >>725336858 >>725337072 >>725337567 >>725337969
>>725336708
not for me
Anonymous No.725336858 [Report]
>>725336756
not much difference in wishing for 1 billion dollars or 8 since they both won't come true
Anonymous No.725336882 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
>elf
yes
Anonymous No.725336901 [Report] >>725336945 >>725336949 >>725337246 >>725337619
What does it feel like to have a woman genuinely in love with you bros
I've dated, I've had sex, but I've never felt like a woman was crazy about me
Anonymous No.725336903 [Report] >>725337503
>>725336148
kill yourself furnigger
Anonymous No.725336945 [Report]
>>725336901
>I've dated
>had sex
kys normalfag
Anonymous No.725336949 [Report]
>>725336901
like bags of sand
Anonymous No.725337072 [Report] >>725337276
>>725336708
>>725336756
The "woman loves me" part is already totally unrealistic. Making her a big titted dark elf changes just about nothing to the probabilities involved.
Anonymous No.725337246 [Report] >>725337380
>>725336901
women aren't capable of real love.
Anonymous No.725337276 [Report]
>>725337072
>when he's right but you wish he weren't
Anonymous No.725337380 [Report] >>725337613
>>725337246
they are but only maternal love for their children
Anonymous No.725337397 [Report] >>725337503 >>725338660
yes
Anonymous No.725337503 [Report]
>>725337397
>>725336903
Anonymous No.725337504 [Report] >>725337558 >>725337673 >>725337829 >>725338161 >>725339393 >>725343360
>>725335621 (OP)
>the male fantasy is they want a woman who acts like a cat
Anonymous No.725337558 [Report]
>>725337504
uh yes, hello, RETARD? Catgirls have been a thing for how fucking long now?
Retard?
Anonymous No.725337567 [Report]
>>725336756
beggars can't be choosers
Anonymous No.725337613 [Report]
>>725337380
That's debatable.
Anonymous No.725337619 [Report]
>>725336901
real love doesn't exist
Anonymous No.725337628 [Report] >>725337692
>>725335621 (OP)
This goes hard if you're a pathetic asian incel with a tiny dick or a tranny
Anonymous No.725337669 [Report] >>725338660
>>725336148
and then they kiss
Anonymous No.725337673 [Report]
>>725337504
Correct
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/NEKOPARA_Vol_1/
Anonymous No.725337692 [Report]
>>725337628
describing yourself anon?
Anonymous No.725337710 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
Safe horny
No cock in pussy scene no buy
Anonymous No.725337762 [Report]
>>725336615
The pajeeta doesn't play games. Whens he sees something she wants, she WILL redeem.
Anonymous No.725337829 [Report]
>>725337504
yes
with nice tits
Anonymous No.725337864 [Report] >>725338136
>>725335621 (OP)
>the male fantasy
As if i want some annoying bitch ruining my life, i want to live in a farm and raise cows, chickens, have ponds with fishe, plant food and such. i don't want woman
Anonymous No.725337874 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
made for BWC
Anonymous No.725337916 [Report]
>>725336530
Took it on PC to be clearer.
Anonymous No.725337969 [Report]
>>725336756
Based uncompromising anon
Anonymous No.725338136 [Report] >>725338242 >>725338451
>>725337864
All men want women. If a man doesn't want a woman, there's something wrong with him. Even the most radical misogynist wishes they could find a "good one". I'm not saying this in defense of women. Women are stupid, petty, manipulative, insufferable creatures. Men are just cursed to want them.
Anonymous No.725338143 [Report] >>725338450
>>725335779
That's why people are telling you to take a shit in the toilet, Rajeet.
Anonymous No.725338161 [Report] >>725338323 >>725338660 >>725339610
>>725337504
indeed
Anonymous No.725338242 [Report] >>725338337
>>725338136
>
I think you mean theres something wrong with her. plenty of fucking butt ugly women or with shit personalities
Anonymous No.725338323 [Report]
>>725338161
Would, full force on all holes
Anonymous No.725338337 [Report] >>725338452
>>725338242
Why do you respond to me as if there isn't the understanding that we're talking about attractive women?
Anonymous No.725338360 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
this one always looked like a growth brown Nahida to me.
Pretty sexy tho
Anonymous No.725338450 [Report] >>725339817 >>725342754
>>725338143
Said character is canon Indian or half-Indian, her name is Nita.
Anonymous No.725338451 [Report] >>725338527 >>725338610
>>725338136
I don't want a woman, that's all there is to it.
Anonymous No.725338452 [Report]
>>725338337
some people think you should fuck anything with a pussy, just making it clear thats not true
Anonymous No.725338527 [Report] >>725338707
>>725338451
You're gay.
Anonymous No.725338579 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
hate this vapid shit
Anonymous No.725338610 [Report] >>725338707
>>725338451
There's something wrong with you unironically.
Anonymous No.725338660 [Report]
>>725338161
>>725337669
>>725337397
>>725336148
clean this disgusting furshit up already jannoid, do your fucking job.
Anonymous No.725338707 [Report]
>>725338527
>>725338610
Don't care, i'd rather be alone in my farm
Anonymous No.725338729 [Report]
>get pajeeta gf
>can eat curry whenever I want
wait a minute, I don't even like curry...
Anonymous No.725338762 [Report] >>725344702
>>725335621 (OP)
Yes, I'm a male and fantasize about looking like that
Anonymous No.725339037 [Report] >>725339489
ewwww, a filthy brownoid snuck into my room and is trying to have sex with me. someone get her off me in about 30min.
Anonymous No.725339121 [Report] >>725339790
>>725335621 (OP)
Is the implication that there's something wrong with fantasizing about this? There literally isn't.
Anonymous No.725339393 [Report]
>>725337504
But my cock is only going inside the human parts
Anonymous No.725339489 [Report]
>>725339037
bwo it's been a few hours do we save you or come back tomorrow
Anonymous No.725339569 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
My fantasy is to become her
Anonymous No.725339610 [Report]
>>725338161
raw, next.
Anonymous No.725339790 [Report] >>725339981 >>725342854 >>725343673
>>725339121
instead of remaining infatuated with fictional characters for the rest of your miserable life, you should go outside, find a nice lady and make a family alongside her
Anonymous No.725339817 [Report] >>725339939 >>725340101
>>725336615
>>725338450
What the fuck the elf in the webms that always get posted is actually just an indian girl?
what a fucking betrayal. she doesn't even ride an elephant or have a pet tiger. goddam can't ever trust chinese devs fuck.
Anonymous No.725339939 [Report]
>>725339817
Anon she literally posts on /biz/ in-game, you think she can afford a tiger?
Anonymous No.725339981 [Report]
>>725339790
shit b8
Anonymous No.725340101 [Report]
>>725339817
>she's barely indian
And that's a good thing
Anonymous No.725341616 [Report]
>>725335779
Go to the bathroom!
Anonymous No.725342416 [Report] >>725342852 >>725343256
>>725335621 (OP)
When I die, I want the afterlife to be just like this for me... Spending eternity with a beautiful elf girl like her, showering her with affection every day, and having mind-blowing sex with her every night until the sun comes up.
Anonymous No.725342654 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
this webm aint doing shit to me but its prolly cuz im all fucked up due to benzos
Anonymous No.725342754 [Report]
>>725338450
RedeemMan and his sister Dirty Pajeeta
Anonymous No.725342852 [Report]
>>725342416
grow up, only eternal manchild virgins put pussy in a pedestal
Anonymous No.725342854 [Report]
>>725339790
>instead of remaining infatuated with fictional characters for the rest of your miserable life, you should go outside, find a nice lady and make a family alongside her
Anonymous No.725343034 [Report] >>725343378
The SEA fantasy. Sponsored by pagther Genshin Impact players
Anonymous No.725343165 [Report] >>725343629
Anonymous No.725343256 [Report] >>725343434
>>725342416
This eternity is going to feel long. You'd get tired of it within six months.
Anonymous No.725343360 [Report]
>>725337504
>the male fantasy is they want a woman who acts like a cat
something like that yeah
Anonymous No.725343378 [Report] >>725343479
>>725343034
>be literal brown tranny shiptroon
>calls anyone else the hoyo insult word
Anonymous No.725343398 [Report] >>725343448 >>725343986
>>725335621 (OP)
The thumb/finger in mouth thing is probably the stupidest made-up forced-sexy thing I've seen in recent years. It's so retarded it's nearly anti-boner.
Anonymous No.725343434 [Report]
>>725343256
Okay, new girl then
Anonymous No.725343448 [Report]
>>725343398
gay
Anonymous No.725343479 [Report]
>>725343378
Cool cope, you are still Indian. It's who these pathetic games are marketed towards kek
Anonymous No.725343629 [Report]
>>725343165
Once I knew a guy who knew a guy that mentioned Space King spoke to his captain and said he'd be back next year.
Anonymous No.725343673 [Report]
>>725339790
Nice try but you are not going to trick me into increase the value of real life women.
Anonymous No.725343986 [Report] >>725344095
>>725343398
>I've seen in recent years
Anonymous No.725344095 [Report]
>>725343986
zoomers grew up exclusively watching hardcore gay porn. please understand
Anonymous No.725344383 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
>>725336148
Anonymous No.725344683 [Report]
>>725335621 (OP)
what game
Anonymous No.725344702 [Report]
>>725338762
what a fucking missed opportunity of having 2 buns
Anonymous No.725344898 [Report]
>>725335779
Lol nice, I know what you mean
Anonymous No.725345262 [Report] >>725345995 >>725346578 >>725348323 >>725349063 >>725349165
>the male fantasy is.. PORN!
>But... """""Video game""""" format!
>masturbates for the 3rd time today
>God I'm so fvcking based
>*goon goon goon*
>VVVVVVGHHJJJHHGGH
>*tiny piddle of autist semen leaks from da tip*
>hehe, based!
>WAIT, NOOOOO! NOW I CANT ENJOY DA PEAK GAYMIN EXPERIENCE WITH MY SOFTCORE PORN TRANIMESLOP!!!!
>ACKKKKKK
Anonymous No.725345345 [Report]
>>725336615
>it's just a vr skin
So that means she doesn't even feel the touch, she just enjoys the intimacy? That settles it, I'm on board now.
Anonymous No.725345995 [Report]
>>725345262
trying too hard
Anonymous No.725346578 [Report]
>>725345262
average snowbreak player experience
Anonymous No.725348323 [Report]
>>725345262
Based.
Anonymous No.725349063 [Report]
>>725345262
all those words when you could have just said "I'm gay"
Anonymous No.725349165 [Report]
>>725345262
>they hated him because he told them the truth
Anonymous No.725349516 [Report]
>nobody makes games like this that aren't gatcha slop
Why even keep living,
Anonymous No.725349818 [Report]
And what's wrong with that?