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Anonymous No.725347054 [Report] >>725347205 >>725347242 >>725347314 >>725349381 >>725349892 >>725349935 >>725355935 >>725359131 >>725363395 >>725366820 >>725367150
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Anonymous No.725347063 [Report] >>725347093
That's Bazz.
Anonymous No.725347093 [Report] >>725348964
>>725347063
Anonymous No.725347113 [Report] >>725348964
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Anonymous No.725347173 [Report] >>725348964 >>725356846 >>725362304 >>725368103
Anonymous No.725347205 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
its been a year
Anonymous No.725347242 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
This is the queen of /v/.
Anonymous No.725347314 [Report] >>725366318
>>725347054 (OP)
Anonymous No.725347663 [Report] >>725347739
Why did her game have to flop bros...it's 2025...
Anonymous No.725347739 [Report] >>725348964
>>725347663
We needed a Twisted Metal game with BAZZ as one of the key characters.
Bringing BAZZ to other games would have been simple, they just failed to see the potential.
Anonymous No.725348110 [Report] >>725348165 >>725348394 >>725348450 >>725349819 >>725356846 >>725364827 >>725366584
it's crazy that 4chan is the only place that thinks about this shit product at all. the people who actually played it likely couldn't tell you anything about it however historically and anthropologically some guy who never even touched a playstation on /v/ will have some encyclopedic knowledge of not only bazz but concord as a product and it's bizarre series of events. dare I say ludo kino harmony?
Anonymous No.725348165 [Report] >>725348298
>>725348110
A little bazz goes a long way.
Anonymous No.725348274 [Report] >>725348964
Anonymous No.725348298 [Report] >>725348460 >>725348746 >>725353532
>>725348165
it's kind of wild. even without these threads popping up once a month or even less I think about concord a lot. It's like they threw all this money into products thinking kamala was such a sure bet for the 2024 election or something. what a fucking time to be alive.

Could we use AI to make concord stronger? not gayer? maybe even fun?
Anonymous No.725348394 [Report] >>725348424
>>725348110
They accidentally created a memorable character for all the wrong reasons.
Anonymous No.725348424 [Report]
>>725348394
say his name
Anonymous No.725348450 [Report]
>>725348110
They unintentionally made a product that only 4chan can find value in
Anonymous No.725348460 [Report] >>725348494 >>725348584 >>725352793
>>725348298
Every time I see these
>Can we use AI to ___?
I just think of "E = mc^2 + AI"
Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be to type that out.
Anonymous No.725348492 [Report] >>725349184
bazzinga
Anonymous No.725348494 [Report]
>>725348460
Just ask AI how to do it bro.
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Anonymous No.725348557 [Report]
Oi where are your digital blackface loicenses anons?
Anonymous No.725348584 [Report]
>>725348460
no no no hear me out.
>grok show me a sora ai video of concord but everyone is a hot anime girl with huge tits
>also it's a fully playable videogame
>it can run on anything with graphics like old school runescape
>also it plays like uhh monster hunter, halo 2, has timed hits, rpg elements, the opponents clothes get blown away to show health loss, and you rape your opponents before they can respawn
wtf bros? I might have just saved concord
Anonymous No.725348746 [Report] >>725348964 >>725349154 >>725349819 >>725350075
>>725348298
>start production in 2016, Trump is president
>begin making a normal hero shooter
>2020, Biden wins
>oh shit bros, DEI won, identity politics won, we gotta pivot
>2022, full production
>lean hard on black trans overweight polyamorous demisexual characters with vitiligo
>only show that, "this will sell our game"
>2024
>Trump reelected
>major backlash against that shit
>no game to show, just diverse characters
>flop city
What a ride
Anonymous No.725348819 [Report] >>725348964
mmm bobsicle
Anonymous No.725348821 [Report] >>725348931 >>725348983
fr though why did they make them look like thugnificent.
Anonymous No.725348915 [Report] >>725348964 >>725349164 >>725349180
Man Korea fuckin HATED this bitch. Why is that? Half the pics of him are on Korean sites in hangul...
Anonymous No.725348931 [Report] >>725348983
>>725348821
A daring subversion by having Concord go from riches to rags.
Anonymous No.725348964 [Report] >>725350316
>>725347113
>>725347093
>>725347173
>>725347739
>>725348274
>>725348819
>>725348915
>>725348746
Anonymous No.725348983 [Report]
>>725348931
>>725348821
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIs79Plbrps
From Bitches to Rags.
Anonymous No.725349045 [Report] >>725349245
U RIKE BAZZ?
A-ME TOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725349154 [Report] >>725349291
>>725348746
Go back to /pol/ and stay there until you die
Anonymous No.725349164 [Report] >>725353576
>>725348915
You gotta admit, gooks shitposting this flop of the decade is the only thing that kept this shit afloat
Anonymous No.725349180 [Report]
>>725348915
Apparently they have an thing about comedy based around a comically ugly or grotesque character and Bazz landed straight in that territory for them.
Anonymous No.725349184 [Report]
>>725348492
Anonymous No.725349226 [Report]
someone please post the bazz speeding forward dressing, i need it
Anonymous No.725349245 [Report] >>725352391
>>725349045
how the hell did the Asians of all places latch onto Bazz?
Anonymous No.725349291 [Report] >>725351690
>>725349154
>I'm mad that the political game matching my politics failed because politics shifted against me and now if you mention that the game was political I'll pretend it was never political and I was never into it for the politics
Sluuuuuuuuurp
Anonymous No.725349381 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
>a fucking amazon wage slave
Anonymous No.725349456 [Report]
We need to mod Bazz into other, better games.
Anonymous No.725349530 [Report]
(_)"-o^o-"(_)
Anonymous No.725349671 [Report]
Korea fixed Bazz...
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Anonymous No.725349819 [Report] >>725360930
>>725348110
honestly, i wouldn't remember this as much if it wasn't for the >>725348746 incident
Anonymous No.725349850 [Report]
are you ready?
Anonymous No.725349892 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
was this drawn by the guy behind cow and chicken?
Anonymous No.725349935 [Report] >>725350207
>>>725347054 (OP)
HELLOO, I'TS ME, MISSUS LANCE SACKLESS
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Anonymous No.725350075 [Report] >>725364259
>>725348746
>wording and shit straight from google ai
>trump reelected months after it was already shut down long before your retarded ass head canon
the game was shit but holy hell kys poltard
Anonymous No.725350168 [Report] >>725356985
Anonymous No.725350207 [Report]
>>725349935
read it in the voice, thanks
Anonymous No.725350214 [Report] >>725365427
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Anonymous No.725350316 [Report]
>>725348964
bababa-ba ba-babazz
Anonymous No.725351690 [Report]
>>725349291
what?
Anonymous No.725351992 [Report] >>725352128
The more I look at Bazz the more I like her design. It’s a shame that us BazzGODS will never get our time to shine…
Anonymous No.725352128 [Report]
>>725351992
As a comedic design it's 10/10, it's just extra funny that it was paired with (I think) an edgelord backstory.
Anonymous No.725352354 [Report] >>725352440
bazz lives on in monster hunter
Anonymous No.725352391 [Report] >>725352523
>>725349245
Bazz could have easily been a Jojo villain of the week.
Anonymous No.725352440 [Report]
>>725352354
Anonymous No.725352523 [Report] >>725352610
>>725352391
>Jojo villain
reads more one piece side character to me
Anonymous No.725352610 [Report] >>725353112 >>725353709 >>725353764
>>725352523
Wrong.
Anonymous No.725352793 [Report]
>>725348460
>redditor immediately spergs out upon seeing the A-word
Anonymous No.725352941 [Report]
It'd be pretty funny if we could convince these corpo idiots that Concord relaunch would have people excited.
Just to see that shit flop again
Anonymous No.725353112 [Report] >>725353764
>>725352610
ok fair, bazz does look like alessi but the design, especially how its animated and characterized by people, reminds me more of one piece or some other manga
Anonymous No.725353532 [Report]
>>725348298
They needed a big flashy live service game to promote the PS5 pro. They spent a LOT on outside contractors polishing this turd.

Even hired WETA.
Anonymous No.725353576 [Report]
>>725349164
It is a glorious part of the story, but it is now a computer legend like Atari ET, and the aftermath of the fall of Bungie is still to come.
Anonymous No.725353709 [Report]
>>725352610
I KNEW I had seen that hair sometime before.
Anonymous No.725353764 [Report]
>>725353112
>>725352610

Just imagine a "draw baz in X's style" challenge. Tezuka, Ghibli. Toriyama, Bronson.
Anonymous No.725355935 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
>6 million dollars? Just gone like that?
Anonymous No.725356846 [Report]
>>725347173
it looks like eddie murphy. is that why it is so famous
>>725348110
you just don't live down the title of absolute worst dogshit there is. it's the kind of shit that sticks with you forever
Anonymous No.725356985 [Report] >>725364534
>>725350168
lmao
no bazz though is crazy, he's literally the best/worst design
Anonymous No.725358498 [Report]
pumping
Anonymous No.725359131 [Report] >>725363257
>>725347054 (OP)
Is Daw man or woman?
Anonymous No.725360930 [Report]
>>725349819
kek, I'm glad police camera got more popular and now there's several channels dedicated to them, I must have watched police activity for 10 years.
Anonymous No.725362304 [Report]
>>725347173
what's happening in the background?
Anonymous No.725362391 [Report]
are the weird tubes in visual design is some sort of a botched attempt to combine Mobeus and Giger?
Anonymous No.725363257 [Report] >>725363323
>>725359131
Yes (formerly no)
Anonymous No.725363323 [Report]
>>725363257
So boy or girl?
Anonymous No.725363395 [Report]
>>725347054 (OP)
my kveen...
Anonymous No.725364259 [Report] >>725365004
>>725350075
i think the point was that a lot of these games went into production in 2020 (when gaming stocks peaked) riding a lot of retarded social politics ideas and by the time everyone regained their senses it was too late to change course.

Imo that's probably why Gta VI keeps getting delayed too
Anonymous No.725364534 [Report] >>725364847
>>725356985
Bazz is like the devs tried to cram every “edgy but marketable” design trope into one character and ended up with a melted Funko Pop dipped in Hot Topic. It’s so bad it loops back to being iconic. He doesn’t fit in anywhere, and yet now I want to see him in Smash just to hear Sakurai explain what the hell he is.
Anonymous No.725364827 [Report]
>>725348110
>it's crazy that 4chan is the only place that thinks about ET for the Atari at all. the people who actually played it likely couldn't tell you anything about it however historically and anthropologically some guy who never even touched a retro console let alone an emulator on /v/ will have some encyclopedic knowledge of not only the ET game as a product but the entire bizarre series of events surrounding it
Anonymous No.725364847 [Report]
>>725364534
God damn imagine all the collective 4chan autism memeing her (him) into another franchise. A man can dream.
Anonymous No.725365004 [Report]
>>725364259
You were factually incorrect.
Whatever point you were trying to make is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.725365427 [Report]
>>725350214
That looks gay as Hell, Grandad.
Anonymous No.725366318 [Report]
>>725347314
Superstar saga is the GOAT
Anonymous No.725366584 [Report] >>725367070 >>725367931
>>725348110
Honestly I consider Bazz an unforgettable character if only because his backstory is so fucking retarded it's hilarious
>the whole reason he's an expert at knife combat is because he spent years opening fucking cardboard boxes like some fucking wax on wax off bullshit
>the whole reason he became a merc is because he was all set to inherit some massive company but his grandpa doesn't want a female heir and while he would have inherited the company he became a womenx and now his grandpa won't let him inherit the company. Devs expect you to feel bad for Bazz and consider his grandpa an evil transphobe despite the fact that he's basically acknowledging Bazz's gender identity by refusing to let him inherit the company due to identifying as a woman
It's basically the perfect cocktail of a retarded power fantasy and tranny entitlement.
Anonymous No.725366820 [Report] >>725367254
>>725347054 (OP)
the sad part of studios finally killing DEI initiatives is we are getting less flopkino to laugh at. we've had nothing since zestynigga greed
Anonymous No.725367070 [Report]
>>725366584
>yeah, I might be a nepotistic, sexist, mafioso, but AT LEAST I still respect pronouns.
Anonymous No.725367150 [Report] >>725370304
>>725347054 (OP)
Who cares. I only see this game when you're all doing a parody.
Anonymous No.725367217 [Report]
snoy sisters, this thread upsets me.
Anonymous No.725367254 [Report] >>725367569
>>725366820
>the sad part of studios finally killing DEI initiatives
DEI initiatives won't die until every AAA studio dies. They're basically run by fucking retards who are incapable of understanding that DEI is what's killing them. They just assume that they just don't have enough DEI bullshit in their games and they just need to push for more.
It's like watching a fucking retard trying to drink rat poison to cure a disease and just assuming the reason he's getting sicker is because he isn't drinking enough rat poison and just needs to drink more.
Anonymous No.725367569 [Report]
>>725367254
execs only care about money. they don't care about the game, whether it's enjoyable, or its legacy. to them, devs are just grunts to be ordered around
they adopt this DEI shit because it's free money: low-interest loans, better ratings by hedgefunds and other financial institutions leading to more foreign investor money, grant money, some roastie sham consultant extorsioning them with calling the game racist, etc.
Anonymous No.725367931 [Report]
>>725366584
>I identify as a woman so you dirty chuds better treat me like a woman!
>Get treated like a woman
>NOOOOOOO I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE A MAN EVEN THOUGH I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN HOW DARE YOU
Anonymous No.725368103 [Report]
>>725347173
So this is what peak globohomo looks like
Anonymous No.725370304 [Report]
>>725367150
you sound upset
Anonymous No.725371278 [Report]
absolutely bazztastic
Anonymous No.725371432 [Report]