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ITT: Real life GTA 6
Anonymous No.725356160 [Report] >>725356189 >>725357245
Real life Skyrim
Anonymous No.725356189 [Report]
>>725356160
Elves don't wear that kind of underwear tho
Anonymous No.725356191 [Report] >>725356549 >>725363449
He did is dead?
Anonymous No.725356196 [Report] >>725356279 >>725357556 >>725358514 >>725361803 >>725361851 >>725363219 >>725363238
>>725356104 (OP)
America is an embarrassment
Not that other countries arent also embarrassments
It's embarrassing how far it's fallen, and they can't reverse it, not even with the most extreme candidate that could possibly get elected
Anonymous No.725356218 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
shhhh hes sleeping
Anonymous No.725356220 [Report] >>725356371 >>725356624
Real life GTA: Sparta
Anonymous No.725356279 [Report] >>725357105 >>725357556
>>725356196
yeah Trump really fucked us. it's a disaster
Anonymous No.725356304 [Report] >>725356452
he relaxed
Anonymous No.725356371 [Report] >>725356715
>>725356220
Holy fuck that was excruciating to watch
Anonymous No.725356384 [Report] >>725356718 >>725356860
Anonymous No.725356432 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
did he died?
Anonymous No.725356452 [Report]
>>725356304
him specifically not relaxing is what got him hurt tho. he thought he was a big action hero but it turns out he was just an out of shape retard with a badge
Anonymous No.725356496 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
>when your mind says can do it but your body says no
Anonymous No.725356535 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
my boomer got her car stolen by a nig like that too
it was an old shitty car and they left it by a road somewhere tho
Anonymous No.725356549 [Report]
>>725356191
its his first spurt of exercise in 20 years, fat fuck got winded
Anonymous No.725356624 [Report]
>>725356220
holy sovl
Anonymous No.725356669 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
I don't remember this scene in Hot Fuzz...
Anonymous No.725356683 [Report]
he didn't even fall that hard
Anonymous No.725356715 [Report] >>725356745 >>725357650
>>725356371
your brown
Anonymous No.725356718 [Report]
>>725356384
and then the fat bitch came in and ass slammed the broken neck bitch on her upper body
Anonymous No.725356745 [Report] >>725356784 >>725356886
>>725356715
his brown what?
Anonymous No.725356784 [Report]
>>725356745
your brown skin
Anonymous No.725356814 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
He tried.
Anonymous No.725356860 [Report] >>725360770 >>725360887
>>725356384
is she? is she? is she ded?
Anonymous No.725356886 [Report] >>725357008
>>725356745
your brown cock (in my mouth)
Anonymous No.725357008 [Report]
>>725356886
sorry j-just don't laugh at the size...
Anonymous No.725357041 [Report] >>725357083
the moving/walking like GTA videos are hilarious
Anonymous No.725357083 [Report]
>>725357041
https://youtu.be/ukgAL1Q1oS0
Anonymous No.725357105 [Report] >>725357556
>>725356279
And you are no better than those who voted for him because YOU allowed it to happen, stupid cunt.
Anonymous No.725357245 [Report]
>>725356160
Damn AIsloppa making my dick tingle.
Anonymous No.725357556 [Report]
>>725356196
>>725356279
>>725357105
Holy fucking retardation. This is exactly why the third world shouldn't have been given internet.
Anonymous No.725357650 [Report]
>>725356715
>"you're brown!"
>posts webm of brown man yelling at another brown man
Anonymous No.725357714 [Report] >>725357923 >>725358087 >>725358242 >>725358719 >>725359530 >>725359909 >>725361958 >>725363350 >>725366247
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725357832 [Report] >>725358710 >>725360975 >>725365924
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725357860 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
>automatic
She wouldnt have stolen the car in europe
Anonymous No.725357923 [Report]
>>725357714
Anonymous No.725358087 [Report] >>725358283 >>725358430 >>725358570 >>725358632 >>725358830 >>725360770 >>725362827 >>725364340 >>725364908
>>725357714
how can you cry about being a virgin in america? just literally fuck one of these thots if you're so desperate
Anonymous No.725358119 [Report] >>725358392
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725358175 [Report] >>725358403 >>725362074
>>725356104 (OP)
What the fuck was he trying to do? How did that fall knock him out? It didn't look that bad.
Anonymous No.725358242 [Report]
>>725357714
Man, I miss picking up hookers but my state made it super illegal which sucks.
Anonymous No.725358283 [Report]
>>725358087
Bold of you to think they have low standards
Anonymous No.725358332 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
What was his plan assuming he actually landed inside the car? Ask her nicely to stop from the back seat? Taze her while she's driving at high speeds down the street?
Anonymous No.725358378 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
>STOP, THATS GOING TO COST THE INSURANCE COMPANY THOUSANDS TO REPLACE!
Anonymous No.725358392 [Report] >>725358706
>>725358119
what the FUCK was their problem
Anonymous No.725358403 [Report]
>>725358175
You would be surprised how a little knock of the head can put anyone out. I wouldn't believe it either if I hadn't seen it happen IRL
Anonymous No.725358415 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
>ragdoll physics
That's gta IV
Anonymous No.725358430 [Report] >>725358516 >>725358524 >>725358669 >>725358673 >>725358684 >>725365024
>>725358087
Each of them is a walking STD dispenser, your dick would rot off within a week.
Anonymous No.725358446 [Report]
Two stars cops are really nothing. It's the ones after three that you really should worry about.
Anonymous No.725358514 [Report]
>>725356196
>not even with the most extreme candidate that could possibly get elected
If anything the most extreme candidate would hasten the decline rather than reverse it.
Anonymous No.725358516 [Report]
>>725358430
I'll just become a tranny if that happens so it's a win win
Anonymous No.725358524 [Report] >>725358568
>>725358430
STDs aren't that big of a deal. Herpes comes and goes. Pretty much a non issue long as you keep healthy.
Anonymous No.725358568 [Report]
>>725358524
ambientGTApedbarks.ogg
Anonymous No.725358570 [Report]
>>725358087
I'm terrified of hookers
I honestly think if I had sex with one even once my dick would be forever tainted
Anonymous No.725358584 [Report]
i need some black pussy so bad bros
i'm losing my mind here
Anonymous No.725358632 [Report] >>725358673
>>725358087
And and play STD Russian roulette?
No thanks
Anonymous No.725358669 [Report]
>>725358430
>excuses excuses
Zoomers really have no testosterone holy shit I'd recommend you to take estrogen but your body is probably producing it already
Anonymous No.725358673 [Report] >>725362735 >>725365238
>>725358430
>>725358632
ever heard of condoms?
Anonymous No.725358684 [Report] >>725364287
>>725358430
I fucked a 50 year old homeless woman in the ass raw for 10 bucks and I'm still fine. It fucking hurt though, so dry.
Anonymous No.725358706 [Report] >>725362275 >>725362561
>>725358392
probably some meat catchers on the lookout and the locals had enough of their shit
Anonymous No.725358710 [Report] >>725358889 >>725359072 >>725362596
>>725357832
What's this webm supposed to convey? You know that Gasoline has historically been used to clean cars, right?
Anonymous No.725358719 [Report]
>>725357714
How can anyone resist instantly whipping out their wallet for a ride with the first fun toy in the video?
Anonymous No.725358732 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
that's AI
Anonymous No.725358830 [Report]
>>725358087
At least get a high end prostitute if you're going to fuck a hooker.
Anonymous No.725358889 [Report]
>>725358710
Well I'm sure next time you're at the gas station you'll give your car a quick wash with gasoline instead of regular ass water you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.725359072 [Report]
>>725358710
Clean them of that pesky paint
Anonymous No.725359530 [Report]
>>725357714
i wish i could make a living getting fucked by men
Anonymous No.725359743 [Report] >>725359830
Anonymous No.725359830 [Report]
>>725359743
Meh
Anonymous No.725359909 [Report] >>725359998 >>725360740 >>725360801 >>725360936 >>725362021 >>725362112 >>725362634 >>725363597
>>725357714
Anonymous No.725359998 [Report] >>725360693
>>725359909
>you're not a real man unless you lift up overweight ogres
A real man wouldnt settle with dumpster tier 2/10s
Anonymous No.725360102 [Report] >>725360461 >>725360717 >>725361739 >>725362163
Anonymous No.725360461 [Report]
>>725360102
>live action inflation
Impressive
Anonymous No.725360603 [Report] >>725360747 >>725361000
>>725356104 (OP)
Why are american cops so fat? Is that why everyone calls them pigs?
Anonymous No.725360693 [Report]
>>725359998
Are you saying a real man can't be American?
Anonymous No.725360717 [Report]
>>725360102
Americans are subhuman animals
Anonymous No.725360719 [Report] >>725360810
>>725356104 (OP)
Are they actually doing a GTA skit?
Anonymous No.725360740 [Report]
>>725359909
Why are all these bitches fat.
Anonymous No.725360747 [Report] >>725360875
>>725360603
They are well paid and can afford food.
Anonymous No.725360770 [Report]
>>725358087
i want not just sex, but also a relationship, a wife, i go out and all the women i see are prostitutes.

>>725356860
i hope, otherwise she's quadriplegic now, which is worse than dying.
Anonymous No.725360801 [Report]
>>725359909
>marry an obese woman
>still have to hoister her up to prove you're a man

American male cope is now an institution.
Anonymous No.725360810 [Report]
>>725360719
It's not a skit anon. The USA is a parody on South Park and GTA these days.
Anonymous No.725360875 [Report] >>725361093
>>725360747
So are the Swiss lil nigga. Don't pretend a chronic collapse of self-control and self-respect is an inevitable byproduct of financial security.
Anonymous No.725360887 [Report]
>>725356860
yes anon snapping the neck kills you instantly
Anonymous No.725360936 [Report] >>725361016 >>725361423 >>725361435 >>725362143 >>725362262 >>725362609 >>725362764 >>725363183 >>725363750 >>725365960
>>725359909
Meanwhile in Pakistan
Anonymous No.725360975 [Report] >>725361365
>>725357832

>Actual gas pump isn't shown

No evidence for me to suggest this is real, even knowing people are fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.725361000 [Report]
>>725360603
Corn syrup and other processed shit in their food that's banned in actual developed nations.
Anonymous No.725361016 [Report] >>725361194
>>725360936
uhmm is this real?
Anonymous No.725361017 [Report] >>725366024 >>725366258
One of these again?
Anonymous No.725361093 [Report]
>>725360875
I didn't say we don't have problems.
Anonymous No.725361096 [Report] >>725361250 >>725361338 >>725361395 >>725361451 >>725361542 >>725361610 >>725361786 >>725362541
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725361160 [Report] >>725361985 >>725362193 >>725362853 >>725362932 >>725364030
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725361194 [Report]
>>725361016
Yes, you can buy a bride in some countries.
Anonymous No.725361229 [Report] >>725367128
Anonymous No.725361250 [Report]
>>725361096
Just like my Playstation games...
Anonymous No.725361271 [Report] >>725361410 >>725361629 >>725361850 >>725365629
>>725356104 (OP)
>whale vs cop
Anonymous No.725361301 [Report]
Anonymous No.725361338 [Report] >>725361451
>>725361096
These birches must be rich, an apartment would break apart with these obese behemoths walking inside all day
Anonymous No.725361365 [Report] >>725362983
>>725360975
To add to my skepticism, what gas pump works like this? It's not completely pressed down. On American pumps, you can have it flow by itself, but it still has to be pressed down then locked in place. This thing is a fucking water hose attachment.
Anonymous No.725361395 [Report]
>>725361096
>Working behind the register at mcdonalds and see this conga line infinitely
This has to be somebody's personal version of hell
Anonymous No.725361410 [Report] >>725361953
>>725361271
Man, muttard cops really aren't trained properly.
Anonymous No.725361423 [Report]
>>725360936
lol

he said one of them was abandoned by a man. So they were trying to sell him the village whores
Anonymous No.725361435 [Report] >>725361527 >>725361642 >>725362294 >>725362367
>>725360936
Meanwhile they live in a dump? Is this an own?
Anonymous No.725361451 [Report] >>725361765 >>725361894
>>725361096
>>725361338
>most affected snap benefit recipient
Anonymous No.725361527 [Report] >>725361970 >>725364305
>>725361435
It's the fact they look better living in a dump
Anonymous No.725361542 [Report]
>>725361096
Black excellence
Anonymous No.725361610 [Report]
>>725361096
i know the skinny white dude behind the camera is in heaven right now
Anonymous No.725361629 [Report]
>>725361271
lmao she even dropped money like some gta npc
Anonymous No.725361642 [Report] >>725361970
>>725361435
its the fact they are hotter than your women while living in a dump
and no men in said dump has ever touched them.
Just marry one, try it out.
Anonymous No.725361739 [Report]
>>725360102
Jesus L Christ, this shouldn't be legal
Anonymous No.725361765 [Report]
>>725361451
If this clip wasn't so old I'd assume it's AI
Anonymous No.725361786 [Report]
>>725361096
Americans are a disgrace to the human race.
Anonymous No.725361803 [Report]
>>725356196
America needs a White ethnostate. Just partition that big map already and tell non-Whites to F off. They can party, White sissy libs can join them if they want and be their pet slaves. It is the future, anyways.
Anonymous No.725361850 [Report]
>>725361271
https://youtu.be/5KbjYN7-9aE
Anonymous No.725361851 [Report]
>>725356196
It's honestly over for america.
Anonymous No.725361894 [Report] >>725364131
>>725361451
How can squat in your own fat, holy shit, his (her?) belly didn't move at all
Anonymous No.725361953 [Report] >>725362024
>>725361410
It looked quite skilful
Anonymous No.725361958 [Report] >>725363592
>>725357714
Shit. What city in America Isn’t a cesspool of shit?
Anonymous No.725361970 [Report] >>725362361
>>725361527
>>725361642
But poojeetas don't look better
Anonymous No.725361985 [Report] >>725362287
>>725361160
> You can't fight back enemies in the first half, but in the second half youfinally have the means to bring hell to them.

Wholesome video.
Anonymous No.725362021 [Report]
>>725359909
slampigging should be at the Olympics
Anonymous No.725362024 [Report]
>>725361953
That's a WWE move, not a cop move.
Anonymous No.725362074 [Report]
>>725358175
If you hit your head you get ko'd
Anonymous No.725362075 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
Why would someone ever relax in a situation like this?
Anonymous No.725362112 [Report]
>>725359909
you need to be a top 10% man to get a bottom 10% woman
Anonymous No.725362143 [Report] >>725362214
>>725360936
I love slum girls like no other. literally the perfect wives
Anonymous No.725362163 [Report]
>>725360102
Oughh...
Anonymous No.725362193 [Report]
>>725361160
>Glowniggers.webm
Anonymous No.725362214 [Report]
>>725362143
based
Anonymous No.725362262 [Report]
>>725360936
They cute
Anonymous No.725362275 [Report]
>>725358706
>meat catchers
what?
Anonymous No.725362287 [Report] >>725364147
>>725361985
Are you retarded? The guys in motorcycles are literally cartel members. Everyone knows who they are which is why people in cars immediately attack.
Anonymous No.725362294 [Report] >>725364357
>>725361435
There's nothing better than buying a cheap peasant girl, make her your wife, and spoil her a little once she become yours in the West. She'll be forever grateful, unlike most White women who take the West and its comforts for granted, and live through Tinder and Instagram crap.
Anonymous No.725362361 [Report]
>>725361970
Those aren't jeets.
If you don't like those girls, then get them from some other country.
Vietnam, Russia, hell even the USA has slumgirls. You just have to know where to find them and when to strike.
The downside of the USA is that almost all of them have whored up everything unless you meet them while they are very young.
Anonymous No.725362367 [Report]
>>725361435
You should try them before speaking ill of them. They are the best type of women on the planet.
Anonymous No.725362373 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
Anonymous No.725362393 [Report] >>725362437
>>725356104 (OP)
lol that fucking guy on the ground is just like "i hate my life im so embarrassed please leave me alone"
Anonymous No.725362437 [Report] >>725362537 >>725362649 >>725363023
>>725362393
he's dead you moron
Anonymous No.725362537 [Report] >>725362576
>>725362437
A victim of his own retarded decisions.
Anonymous No.725362541 [Report]
>>725361096
Boomer!
Anonymous No.725362561 [Report]
>>725358706
Probably soldiers looking to send more young men into the meat grinder.
Anonymous No.725362576 [Report] >>725363118
>>725362537
>never blame blakcs
You're retarded
Anonymous No.725362596 [Report]
>>725358710
based
Anonymous No.725362601 [Report] >>725362806 >>725363117
Anonymous No.725362609 [Report]
>>725360936
They're sub 80 iq indians, you'd have to be a nigger to see a heavily edited tiktok video full of gypsies and go >yeah I want that hairy brown retard to rob me blind
If you really want to buy a concubine there are far better races to get
Anonymous No.725362634 [Report] >>725363058 >>725363092 >>725363129 >>725363160 >>725364561
>>725359909
Anonymous No.725362649 [Report] >>725362868
>>725362437
Liar
https://www.12newsnow.com/article/news/crime/beaumont-women-arrested-after-officer-seriously-injured-during-incident-in-little-woodrows-parking-lot/502-b23b49a6-9ae0-471e-ac48-a6fb043db46d
Anonymous No.725362672 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
unc napping on the job
Anonymous No.725362718 [Report] >>725362942 >>725363007
>>725356104 (OP)
Any context? Was she stealing the car, did she get caught, is he actually dead?
Anonymous No.725362735 [Report] >>725362794
>>725358673
Bold of you to assume burgers had sex ed. That and zoom zooms probably think it's cringe, too lmao.
Anonymous No.725362764 [Report]
>>725360936
i'll take twenty
Anonymous No.725362794 [Report]
>>725362735
Awful realization
Anonymous No.725362806 [Report]
>>725362601
Do americans, really?
Anonymous No.725362827 [Report] >>725362901 >>725362916 >>725362956 >>725363643 >>725363735 >>725363801
>>725358087
>get sex once
>feel nothing but fake contempt, your wallet being couple hundred dollars lighter and the taste of mouth wash
>just to sell your v ticket
>feel just as miserable afterward
At this point I believe this argument is only made by women and married men who never actually considered paying a woman for sex.
Anonymous No.725362853 [Report]
>>725361160
shooting people then driving away is badass
Anonymous No.725362868 [Report] >>725362981
>>725362649
>-seriously-injured
Anonymous No.725362901 [Report] >>725363134
>>725362827
married men are the primary clientele of sex workers you dumb low IQ mongrel.
You're such a virgin its funny.
Anonymous No.725362916 [Report] >>725362962
>>725362827
It's funny because those women will 99% say they regretted losing it too fast and would've rather waited a bit more for a better partner
Anonymous No.725362932 [Report]
>>725361160
muerte a los motochorros!
Anonymous No.725362942 [Report] >>725363178
>>725362718
nvm found it, her car, she was escaping, cop is fine, damn she ugly
Anonymous No.725362956 [Report] >>725363089 >>725363101 >>725363943 >>725364002 >>725364367 >>725364848 >>725365026 >>725366005
>>725362827
The thing is that women can smell the virginity on you, and the older you get the more you smell, which in turns decreases your chances even further.
And since the first time is awkward at best and traumatic at worst, there really is no reason to act as if you lose something substantial from getting your dick wet, unless you're the same kind of tard who falls for NNN and such.
Anonymous No.725362962 [Report]
>>725362916
Those women don't think that much.
Anonymous No.725362981 [Report] >>725363065
>>725362868
Still alive and kicking ass.
Anonymous No.725362983 [Report]
>>725361365
An American or Australian one.
It's likely real, I've seen woman do some incredibly stupid things with cars. Ex mechanic.
Anonymous No.725363007 [Report]
>>725362718
what do you think?
Anonymous No.725363023 [Report] >>725363065
>>725362437
but hes literally still moving how am i a moron
Anonymous No.725363058 [Report]
>>725362634
Sorry becky never going to have enough T for her but you know given she's probably rivalling Arnold a known roider, she's more man than woman.
This is coming from a guy who's done bodybuilding as well kek.
Anonymous No.725363065 [Report] >>725363097 >>725363359
>>725363023
>>725362981
It's always best to assume the worst.
Anonymous No.725363089 [Report]
>>725362956
you don't need to smell it, people of any gender need to just look at you to know if you are a virgin or not, talking or doing things makes it even more obvious
Anonymous No.725363092 [Report]
>>725362634
ignore the smug roastie, its annoying as fuck.
But the message is true, those are the goals to true strength.
I can hit some of them, still need to work on the deadlifts and squats though.
Anonymous No.725363097 [Report]
>>725363065
No.
Anonymous No.725363101 [Report] >>725363170
>>725362956
>BUT WHAT WILL WOMEN THINK OF ME????
you're such a pathetic sissy
Anonymous No.725363117 [Report]
>>725362601
So this is what Poland looks like... Gray, dreary and full of retards...
Anonymous No.725363118 [Report] >>725363214 >>725363731
>>725362576
>should've had at least another officer there
>shouldn't have attempted to jump in like a tard
>should've just patched through the car make and license plate for backup
American cops are untrained morons who put themselves and the general public in danger due to their recklessness. It's ALWAYS an American cop video where they fuck up.
Every. Single. Time.
Anonymous No.725363129 [Report]
>>725362634
whatever she's on about with T is probably false but it's a good message regardless
Anonymous No.725363134 [Report] >>725363271
>>725362901
>I've seen it in movies so it must be true
poor retard
Anonymous No.725363160 [Report]
>>725362634
my body can't grow muscle for some reason, sorry stacy
Anonymous No.725363170 [Report]
>>725363101
Way to miss the point, you fucking retard
Anonymous No.725363178 [Report] >>725363528
>>725362942
>Jamaysha
Hood names get worse by the second
Anonymous No.725363183 [Report] >>725363267 >>725363334 >>725363821
>>725360936
You would have basically nothing in common with a girl like this, they essentially come from mars to you. I don't think you would be happy.
Anonymous No.725363214 [Report] >>725363436
>>725363118
America is the best, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.725363219 [Report]
>>725356196
>not even with the most extreme candidate that could possibly get elected
Awww, red shabbos didn't get it done? Very sad, very sad. Guess it's time for the blue shabbos, eh anon? Don't worry though, you just keep vooting. If you voot long enough and hard enough your vooting will be rewarded.
It's the modern day religion, so help me.
Anonymous No.725363238 [Report] >>725363338
>>725356196
Liberals and Conservatives got into a pissing contest and decided to burn the country down in order to "win over the other side"
Anonymous No.725363267 [Report] >>725363332 >>725364497
>>725363183
>I don't think you would be happy.
No, but my penis would be.
Anonymous No.725363271 [Report] >>725364263
>>725363134
>NEETS are the ones paying for sex workers, not hard working men
Anonymous No.725363332 [Report]
>>725363267
I think a girl like that only works in a multiple wives scenario. She doesn't really bring anything to the table at all especially as she gets older.
Anonymous No.725363334 [Report] >>725363414 >>725365181
>>725363183
Why would I want to have anything in common with a femoid? They exist to be impregnated.
Anonymous No.725363338 [Report]
>>725363238
>win over
Only conservacucks want that, libs don't want to win them over, they want to kill them.
Anonymous No.725363350 [Report] >>725363440
>>725357714
I would fuck the shit out of that first girl
Anonymous No.725363359 [Report]
>>725363065
>anon: help i've fallen and can't get up!
>(You): "well we have to assume the worst lets put him out of his misery" *cocks shotgun*
you're a psycho holy shit!
Anonymous No.725363414 [Report] >>725363775
>>725363334
You would trust a 16 year old pakistani slum girl with no education to raise your kids?
Anonymous No.725363436 [Report]
>>725363214
The best retards, that's for sure.
You obese cucks never fail to entertain.
Anonymous No.725363440 [Report]
>>725363350
same
Anonymous No.725363449 [Report]
>>725356191
probably fucked his back up doing that stunt.
Anonymous No.725363528 [Report]
>>725363178
It's just not them, a lot of names now are retarded version of 'normal' names, just because parents want their children to be more unique.
Anonymous No.725363592 [Report]
>>725361958
none. it's by design. that's what automated rollinghams does to a country.
Anonymous No.725363597 [Report] >>725363647 >>725365479
>>725359909
Anonymous No.725363643 [Report] >>725363781
>>725362827
>what virgins want: a loving girlfiriend
>what society and npcs tell them to do: get a disease in less than 30min. that'll instantly improve your life and you'll get all the women you've always wanted!
Anonymous No.725363647 [Report]
>>725363597
kek
Anonymous No.725363731 [Report]
>>725363118
There's too much corruption. The money supposed to be spent on training gets pocketed instead. Most districts do not adhere to any proper standards.
Anonymous No.725363735 [Report]
>>725362827
>just to sell your v ticket
Oh, real loss there.
Anonymous No.725363750 [Report] >>725363950 >>725365960
>>725360936
>Temu Indians
Nah, I'm good.
Anonymous No.725363775 [Report] >>725363825 >>725363919 >>725363973
>>725363414
99% guaranteed to be a better mother then zoomers or your brain dead ass that thinks school teaches people on how to be parents
She probably also already has experience from taking care of her younger siblings because in these countries everyone has to help each other
Anonymous No.725363781 [Report] >>725364736
>>725363643
It's not the 1950s anymore, loving women do not exist. You WILL settle and marry a fat used and broken goods slob so she can divorce you a year later and take everything you own and you WILL like it
Anonymous No.725363801 [Report]
>>725362827
>the taste of mouth wash
>kissing a hooker
Nigga she probably already sucked a dozen cocks that day.
Anonymous No.725363821 [Report] >>725363919
>>725363183
I dunno if that's even a bad thing, growing up a friend of the family had a full islander wife brought over, barely spoke English and last I heard they were still together with 4 kids.
I only met her twice but it seems like she really just took to house duties and genuinely loved her husband probably because she gets to live in a first world country with this amazing "rich" man (who was just a teacher btw)
I'm sure they don't have any deep philosophical conversations about Russian literature together but she's happy and he gets an obedient fuck-toy live in maid.
Anonymous No.725363825 [Report]
>>725363775
Is she gonna step on my newborn and bathe him in cow dung too?
Anonymous No.725363919 [Report]
>>725363821
>>725363775
Just let me cope OK
Anonymous No.725363943 [Report] >>725364073
>>725362956
>smell
that's bullshit and even if it was true, then having sex with a hooker wouldn't change that
>first time is awkward
that was true 40 years ago when teens didn't know what a vagina would look like.
Don't give me that retarded argument that porn doesn't teach how to have real sex. A flight simulator can't teach you how to fly except it does.
Anonymous No.725363950 [Report] >>725364081
>>725363750
>Temu
Shit eater spotted. Pakistanis at least don't eat their shit. Probably.
Oh god, now that I think about it, imagine having indians as neighbors.....
Anonymous No.725363973 [Report]
>>725363775
Need Pakistani slum girl wife right now
Anonymous No.725364002 [Report]
>>725362956
Little bro, you read too much hentai.
Anonymous No.725364030 [Report]
>>725361160
did that one guy successfully dodge getting headshot but shoot himself in the leg
Anonymous No.725364073 [Report] >>725364263
>>725363943
Amazing actually that there's not one but two retards actually taking the "smell" figure of speech at face value. No wonder you're a virgin.

>Don't give me that retarded argument that porn doesn't teach how to have real sex.
It specifically and actually does not. No wonder you're a virgin (or why zoomers don't have sex in general).
Anonymous No.725364081 [Report] >>725364345
>>725363950
They do, but switching vishnu for allah. They're all literally the same lesser race, pakis, indians, bangladeshi, whatever, all the same with the same traditions and the same inbred sub 80 iq but hate each other for some reason
Anonymous No.725364131 [Report]
>>725361894
He's sitting in a chair hidden by all his jelly
Anonymous No.725364147 [Report]
>>725362287
>The guys in motorcycles are literally cartel members
You really don't need to convince us more bro, we already want them dead.
Anonymous No.725364258 [Report] >>725364358
>>725356104 (OP)
bro think he Jason
Anonymous No.725364263 [Report]
>>725363271
>everyone who works is married
completely non-sensical deduction. You lost, stop posting

>>725364073
>take it literally
never said this illiterate retard.
I'm not a virgin, nor a zoomer. If I were you, I'd feel really dumb now.
Anonymous No.725364287 [Report] >>725364761
>>725358684
>I fucked a 50 year old homeless woman in the ass raw for 10 bucks and I'm still fine. It fucking hurt though, so dry.
Why do people do this? Sex for the sake of it, I mean. I only get aroused by the idea of sex with an attractive woman, the idea of fucking a 50 year old stinky hobo actually makes me feel queasy, and in the ass especially. If I were a virgin I'd still turn out down.
Anonymous No.725364305 [Report]
>>725361527
That would be like saying that one Pasta looks better than another, even though it’s served in a toilet bowl
Anonymous No.725364340 [Report]
>>725358087
Paying money to lose your v-card is a concession. It's a shit way to do it and rightfully should be seen as a last resort because it sucks all around.
Anonymous No.725364345 [Report] >>725364512
>>725364081
I don't think muslims have a weird attraction to shit, so I'd personally say (based on my bias) that Pakistanis are slightly above Indians, and therefore indians ARE the temu version of their neighbors.
Again, imagine having India just next to your borders, must be very unsettling. Just imagine the wind carrying the shit smell coming from their country...
Anonymous No.725364357 [Report]
>>725362294
Or she’ll see you as a cash investor and not a lover. White women derision is a Jewish tactic
Anonymous No.725364358 [Report]
>>725364258
He gotta try again, like we do. Just replay the mission, you know
Anonymous No.725364367 [Report]
>>725362956
I'm gonna assume you're baiting and not mentally retarded
Anonymous No.725364385 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
test
Anonymous No.725364497 [Report]
>>725363267
You can just jack off
Anonymous No.725364512 [Report] >>725364678
>>725364345
ok pajeet you're the same so dont (you) me ever again, I rue the day your village got internet access
Anonymous No.725364561 [Report]
>>725362634
Meanwhile despite her roiding, the average /r9k/ fatass can overpower her and rape her
Really makes you think
Anonymous No.725364641 [Report]
>BAAAAAAWW IT ISNT VIDEOGAMES. U MAKE US LOOK SILLY

Shut the FUCK up, Amerilards.
Anonymous No.725364678 [Report] >>725364780
>>725364512
That's your problem man, you think everyone is the same. I hope one day you have only indian neighbors next to your home. You may finally understand which one is a lesser evil than the other.
Anonymous No.725364736 [Report]
>>725363781
that's not the point. You will forever romanticize that shit. Even if people repeatedly tell you it's lackluster and not worth it you will never feel at ease until they experienced it themself.
>Stonehenge, Paris, Egypt, Disneyland, ...
The thought process is; If sex and relationships are so bad, then why do people keep seeking those.
Anonymous No.725364761 [Report]
>>725364287
NTA but I get off on risky sex with low class women as well.
Wouldn't go as far as a homeless girl but I've done nasty shit in my life and I'm still clean
Anonymous No.725364780 [Report]
>>725364678
It's not my problem, I want to be as far away as possible from your lesser race in a white neighbourhood in a hopefully white ethnostate so you can shit fling, step on newborns and drink piss in peace 10 thousand miles away from me
Anonymous No.725364848 [Report]
>>725362956
it's funny cause I can imagine both an incel and a femcel to have written this
Anonymous No.725364908 [Report]
>>725358087
The people who mope and cry about being a virgin aren't sad that they're not having sex, they're sad that they don't have a sexual relationship with a romantic partner.
Anonymous No.725365024 [Report] >>725365119
>>725358430
I've gone to literally hundreds of prostitutes now and never caught an STD, I only raw dogged a couple of times though
Anonymous No.725365026 [Report]
>>725362956
I had a lot of sex when I was 20, but haven't really gotten any action since and now I'm 30. What do I smell like to women?
Anonymous No.725365119 [Report] >>725365531
>>725365024
Are you happy with that? i have been thinking about doing the same, dunno if it is worth it
Anonymous No.725365181 [Report] >>725365262
>>725363334
Because you have to live with her you retard
Anonymous No.725365238 [Report] >>725365314 >>725365538
>>725358673
They want to have sex.
Anonymous No.725365262 [Report]
>>725365181
No no anon I'm sure you could have a great home life with a woman who doesn't understand the concept of an elevator
Anonymous No.725365273 [Report]
>>725356104 (OP)
Thought they were gonna loot him
Anonymous No.725365314 [Report] >>725365738 >>725365851
>>725365238
You are a virgin.
Anonymous No.725365479 [Report]
>>725363597
the love i feel for chinese fatties is huge.
big bellies, round faces, big appetites, can cook, plays vidya, stinky, beautiful
i love them. i love mine. but all good things cone to an end. shes losing weight :'(
Anonymous No.725365531 [Report]
>>725365119
>Are you happy with that?
obviously, but they cost like 60-80€ for 30 mins and 100-150€ for one hour so it can be expensive
Anonymous No.725365538 [Report]
>>725365238
back to >>>/po/ with this nonsense
Anonymous No.725365629 [Report]
>>725361271
>yakuza 0 heat action.webm
Anonymous No.725365738 [Report]
>>725365314
wrong, I rawdogged your mom
Anonymous No.725365851 [Report] >>725366025
>>725365314
>he fucked the bag
Anonymous No.725365924 [Report]
>>725357832
This is fake. I did see a fat black bitch in spandex washing her entire car with the window squeegie at the gas station today. That was something. Car looked so much worse when she was done and scratched.
Reminded me of an ape trying to use a human tool.
Anonymous No.725365960 [Report]
>>725360936
>>725363750
Looks cleaner than India
Anonymous No.725366005 [Report]
>>725362956
>The thing is that women can smell the virginity on you
This is false. I know because I'm not a virgin, I've fucked one girl who was super hot who was my long term girlfriend and haven't had sex in the last 5 years since we broke up, and I get looked at all the same. When I was with her and having regular frequent sex, then yes, there is a certain way I held myself and a certain way women looked at me. But that's all gone now, and you're definitely not getting it from one night with a hooker.
Anonymous No.725366024 [Report]
>>725361017
Yeah, everyone is laughing in your face, cute cope though, shame it never works kek
Have a pity (You), since you have none
Anonymous No.725366025 [Report]
>>725365851
>he bagged the fuck
Anonymous No.725366247 [Report]
>>725357714
how do i find this magical "Seattle" you speak of?
Anonymous No.725366258 [Report]
>>725361017
Oh yeah
I'm so lealous
I wish I could live in the heaven on earth that is the Absolute States of America
Anonymous No.725366501 [Report]
I hope we get to see a bunch of fent zombies in 6
Anonymous No.725367128 [Report]
>>725361229
maybe that one but i probably wont get that one