Thread 725360043

>Leon rejected the cute, blonde, and younger girl for some 30 year old chinese spy who keeps playing hot and cold with him for nearly 3 decades
Is Leon retarded?

He foresaw she'd go from being an awkward little cutie in the original to some weird looking bug creature in the remake and knew his Asian girl would age better

Oneitis

>>725360043 (OP)
>"there's plenty of BWC to go around!"

>that thing
>cute

>>725360043 (OP)
the chussy drives white men insane.

>>725360043 (OP)
a presidents daughter is extremely high maintenance, shes out of his league

>>725360043 (OP)
she's white, she's gonna uggo in less than a decade, meanwhile Ada is gonna look hot for at least 3 decades more.

>>725360043 (OP)
Sorry white girls but the aged Chinese spies get the white twinks.

>Ashley remake
>Cute and younger

is the remake worth playing? i played the hell out of the original and i dont like replaying things i already beat.

>>725360819
they're both different games.
>"i dont like replaying things i already beat"
lol wtf

>>725360201
true, presidents daughters get married off to oligarchs. leon is a glorified cop.

>>725360932
How is RE4make different from the original apart from the more serious tone? It's not like an OG RE2 and RE2make kinda deal.

>>725360819
It's not some "HD collection" up conversion it's pretty much a new game

>>725360043 (OP)
I want to rape Ashley

>>725360819
It's not a carbon copy, the entire thing is different to various degrees. The only disappointing change is removing the laser sight system so now there's a random nature to the gunplay.

>Leon rejected
Didn't this get censored in the woke demake though?

You all talk about Ashley but no one came to rescue the mayor's daughter in re2. That's the true tragedy.
I could have saved her.

>>725360118
I like the Family Guy ad in the corner

does leon ever get to smash that tight chinese muff? i feel bad for my boy chasing that slut around for years with nothing to show for it.

>>725360819
It's one of the best game ever made this gen but it cant replaced the original, both are 10/10 imo

>>725361512
>that nose
Iron's can have her probably did us a solid too

>>725361063
/thread

>>725360932
single player campaigns i never replay. i need constant new novel things for those. vs games i can play over and over again though, like battlefield matches.

i might check it out, i just have way too many new games on my backlog.

>>725360819
>i dont like replaying things i already beat.
>i played the hell out of the original

I just want a Raid mode for RE4 remake... Imagine the grinding and weapon parts we can farm...

>>725361592
Wesker already hit that along with prime Rebecca Chambers, proof that even in the world of fiction the bad boy always gets the girls.

>>725362041
this was back when i was rooming with strangers and everything was total chaos. it was extremely hellish. i was stuck in that situation and there was literally nothing else to do.

>>725360043 (OP)
I was genuinely so confused and annoyed at the end of this game - Leon and Ashley just spent hours going saving each other through the most fucked up and traumatic events of their lives and they don't even embrace each other or kiss at the end of the game?

Why is so much media just either full on in your face sex or absolutely 0 intimacy? I barely see any games where it feels like the characters genuinely like and care for each other. Are game designers just completely emotionally stunted?

>>725360819
Is fun but it feels very generic, is like you they took a generic tps game and modded it a RE4 skin on it, but still good enough that i bought it 3 times already,l lmao

>>725360932
Normalfags refuse to replay games, yet consider themselves 'true gamers'.
They will legitemately get angry if you say '"true gamers" replay games', saying they're busy and have lives (as if that doesn't just prove they're a bunch of normalfags).

>>725360043 (OP)
>Is Leon retarded?
Yes absolutely, no question about it.

>>725362439
>absolutely 0 intimacy
it's a jap game

>>725361003
They play different enough,no guaranteed staggers on headshots anymore, for one. It turns the tmp into irredeemable garbage as well.

>>725362807
Are japs not intimate? Anime is always quite freely and openly sexual. Or is Japanese culture just sexual without intimacy?

>>725363356
They project into anime what they can't do in real life

>>725360043 (OP)
>demake goblin tranny
>cute
KILL YOURSELF, *NOW*

>7 year age gap
He would have been labeled a pedophile and lost his job.

>>725360043 (OP)
Have you ever had Asian pussy though?

>>725360819
Yes. It's fun. I'm on my second playthrough right now.

>>725363469
SHE IS 20, LEON IS A SICK FUCK

>>725361153
You... you have to buy and attach the laser sight. It's still there. Dipshit.

>>725363650
That do be how the modern world be like.

>>725360043 (OP)
he knows Ada is a throat goat

>>725360819
If you ever wanted to see what RE4 would be like if it were a soulless generic TPS, go for it

>>725363469
>>725363650
KEK, modern society is like that now.

>>725364010
You're full of shit. What about the original makes it superior to the remake outside of "muh rose-tinted nostalgia"?

>>725363356
>Are japs not intimate?
Fuck no, their entire culture is based around hyper-formality with their cartoons being a sense of escapism.
That's why that shit used to be about wild out there stuff like robots fighting aliens and superhuman teenagers on bikes, but now that that's part of the salary man's pipeline even it has to be about some formula adhering schlock based around a highschool setting.

why's ashley so popular among the brown folk?

>>725364141
Old good
New bad

>>725363650
As someone that fucked around with a 19 yo chick for a year, it's not worth it.
That shit ain't ready and you DON'T want to be the "learning experience" guy that has to put up with the ups and downs of some turbo hormonal unhinged slut going from ghosting you for a week to banging on your door for not texting her every hour.
>ah but I'll just smash and run
Not a chance, she WILL form an unhealthy obsession with you and WILL do everything she can to find you and get close to you.

>>725364332
Anon... you just dated someone with BPD.

>>725360819
It's nowhere near as good as the original. but it's still pretty fun as its own game.

>>725364660
You purists are so fucking retardedly baffling sometimes, clutching your fucking pearls.

It's literally just RE4 without shitty, slow tank controls. That automatically makes it better than the original.

say what you want but that adussy is just too hard to resist
I ship Claire and Leon tho

>>725360201
>shes out of his league
That makes it even better though.
Never settle.

>>725364763
No, you see... it was the highly compressed audio that made RE4 special.

>>725364763
>>725364940
Zoomers having a bromance dicksuckety moment.

>>725364971
I'm thirty-four. Those were both me. Whatcha gonna do NOW, huh, FAGGOT?

>>725360819
You'll hate hardcore mode.

>>725360819
>i dont like replaying things i already beat
Not a real gamer.

>>725364859
Claire is very cute but they made her face look like an 8 year old girl and it just kind of makes me uncomfortable

>>725363356
>is Japanese culture just sexual without intimacy?
exactly that

>REMAKE BAD
lmao you fucking NPC rats absolutely cannot come around to forming your own unique, nuisanced opinions on anything whatsoever. You can't even bring yourselves to judge individual things based on their own merits.

It's bandwagon 24/7 365;with you cocksuckers. I'm willing to bet none have you have even played through the remake or even played the original in the last 10-15 years or so.

Pathetic NPC cattle.

>>725364763
havent played the remake but it does look a lot more functional than the original. however they messed up the tone of the original game. classic RE4 was a lot more camp. and desu i liked the original leon better. he goes on a secret mission dressed in random shit he thought looked cool, throws out lame one liners, and tries to act like a womanizer with his handler and ada but comes off as a total autismo. but then he's also extremely competent when it counts, so he comes off as the biggest dork and the coolest guy at the same time.

in the remake they were more concerned with establishing the game as a serious mature game for serious mature gamers, so he's a more responsible, well-rounded generic "cool guy". but that just means the game has less SOVL

>>725365759
>NPC posts NPC tier reaction image
I'm literally surrounded by AI bots.

>>725365651
>REMAKE GOOD
lmao you fucking NPC rats absolutely cannot come around to forming your own unique, nuisanced opinions on anything whatsoever. You can't even bring yourselves to judge individual things based on their own merits.

It's bandwagon 24/7 365;with you cocksuckers. I'm willing to bet none have you have even played through the remake or even played the original in the last 10-15 years or so.

Pathetic NPC cattle.

i just remake your post with modern sensitivities :^)

>>725365929
>AI algorithm just copypasted my post
Damn, these things are getting spooky.

>>725365925
Are you - in this moment - euphoric?

>>725360819
genuinely one of the best shooters ever made.
also once you beat professional, do another playthrough with berserker mod

>>725366083
>>725366165
>>725366256
Based shit thread derailer

>>725360819
One of the best games easily and very different from the original. It's very popular and successful so some guys on /v/ will probably tell you it's shit and you shouldn't listen to them.

>>725362579
>is like you they took a generic tps game
I wish. There is no other game that plays like RE4 remake.

Leon's too based to get over time.

>>725365824
But because of that the remake is more scary since it's a bit more believable.

>>725363356
The West isn't much different, where everything is tinged with anger or harm

>>725366546
As i'm not a phoneposter I never understood this.

>>725360819
The most annoying thing is Leon moves and shoots to slow in the remake, it isn't till like half way through your guns do enough damage to compensate.

>>725360819
As someone who's actually played the shit out of both, yes. A lot of the story and the design changes suck, but the gameplay is very fucking good. Don't listen to retarded third world kids who don't actually play games.

>>725363356
Japanese people think that giving someone a hug in public to say goodbye is an absurd display of emotion. I know this because when I lived in Japan, a friend was seeing her sister off (she was moving internationally) and didn't hug her sister. I thought maybe they were just weird so I asked a classmate about it later and the classmate said "If I saw people hugging like that in public I'd assume they were shooting a movie or something because no one acts like that normally." That's the level of aversion they have to intimacy.

>>725360043 (OP)
Yellow fever is known to override common sense.

tifa and mikasa both literal dog water characters beloved only by coomers

>>725360043 (OP)
>calls Ashley a fag for trying to fuck him
>proceeds to tell Hunigan he wants to plow her shortly afterward
lmao fucker just hates Ashley.

demake

>>725360043 (OP)
>posting demake
Also getting into political pussy is a huge fucking mistake.

>>725360118
Yooo it's the tiktok brainrot dog in the corner

>>725360079
In retrospect how was he supposed to know she was going to suddenly turn into a white girl?

>>725363468
cool story homo...now go back sucking cocks

>>725360819
Its fine I guess but its inherently flawed becuase it takes a near perfect and tighly designed game like Re4 and mashes the mechanics of 2 and 3 into it, which I think leads to just a worse game overall
Im glad I played it, but it I ever feel like playing re4 again Ill just play the original
The best thing the remake did is make me replay the original right after and I enjoyed it way more

>>725371221
>becuase it takes a near perfect and tighly designed game like Re4
The island in the remake is significantly better paced than the original.

>>725371301
Eh I played them back to back and I dont know if I agree
They feel roughly the same length and are paced about the same as far as Im concerned
But Ill admit theres some things done better in the remake
In regards to pacing Ill admit that Louis' entire part in the story is better paced than the original, having an entire chapter to hang out with him was cool even if I think having Crauser kill him diminishes Saddler as a threat overall

>>725371707
>Eh I played them back to back and I dont know if I agree
I've played them back to back multiple times. The intro sections are almost the same, the regenerator section in the remake is great. The wrecking ball section and what surrounds it is better in the remake and the truck section in the original sucks and is dragged out.
>They feel roughly the same length and are paced about the same as far as Im concerned
Then you're wrong.
>In regards to pacing Ill admit that Louis' entire part in the story is better paced than the original
That's not really pacing, that's character development. Yes, Luis and Salazar are developed better, but Ashley is so bad in the remake that it evens out.

>>725366083
This is what should happen to all niggers >>725366165
This is what should happen to all niggers
>>725366256
This is what should happen to all niggers

>>725360819
Original is more fun, new is more modern
https://youtu.be/fr1Q28iz3q8?si=yYxDH8eLi6NqR05j&t=267

>>725360201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0WYxJDwms

>>725360043 (OP)
He's a capcom protagonist.

>>725360201
More like he is out of her league desu

>>725370156
Thanks for the reply, fascinating insight, what a strange culture

>>725362848
Thanks.

Reddit told me Leon is gay. Is that true?

>>725374016
>rejects claire
>rejects ashley
>rejects helena
...errr economic factors

Reminder that we haven't seen Leon, Claire, Jill, Ada, Rebecca, Sherry and Jake for over 10 years.

>>725374016
krauser was so mad for the bussy he kept a photo of twink rookie leon for years and wrote "I'm waiting" on it. no man would be that down bad unless leon gave him a taste at some point.

>>725374384
...and we've had some of the best games in the entire series. Funny how that has worked out.

>>725360819
Anyone who hasn't played through RE4 at least twice isn't a fan of it. One of the best things about that game is how replayable it is and how different of a weapon lineup you can run through the game with.
If you only beat it once, you didn't beat the game.

>>725362579
the presentation is generic but there are no other TPS games where dealing with a group of 4 enemies slowly walking towards you has the same CQB feel as RE4R. crit knee shot, roundhouse, headshot, knife finish is only present in one other videogame, being the OG RE4 or arguably TLOU

>>725360043 (OP)
its more fun to chase what you cant have, how the fuck do you fail to understand this? its literally coded in our genes

>>725371059
I always thought Ada was Hapa. Only in the remake did they chinkafy her with that dyke voice actress.

>>725374462
Blud was thirsting for some Lussy

>>725365824
The remakes tried to be more grounded and less campy since RE2 Remake. Its not something that caught people by surprise with RE4R, but I was wrong I guess.

>>725361003
RE4 Remake and OG RE4 are different games, they just share the same plot

I'm more surprised there aren't a fuckton of nu-Ashley porn videos

There's more nu-Ada and nu-Jill

>>725378573
There's plenty of nu-Ashley. Ada and Jill have been around longer so they have more.

>>725360043 (OP)
cum slut

>>725360932
Why would anyone play the same game with single player campaign? You already know the story and defeated same enemies. You are wasting limited time on earth to waste time on same game instead beating up new games released every day. I still haven't played a single Zelda or Nier game because of lack of time but I also never replayed any game. I rather used that time to beat entire campaign in Warhammer 2 or Heores of Might and Magic 3.

>>725361173
yeah Ashley didn't hit on Leon in the ending scene.

>>725360118
Women don't talk like that outside of Indian coomer fantasies

>>725360043 (OP)
>what the fuck leon?!

>>725360043 (OP)
didn't he reject her for the black lady on the phone?

>>725379530
Holy newfag.

>>725360043 (OP)
>is Leon retarded?
Yellow fever fags generally are, yes.

Mixing business with pleasure sounds like a recipe for disaster. It's hardly like a guy of Leon's caliber would be starved for pussy anyway.

>>725382841
She wasn't doing that then

>>725379283
Low IQ

>>725382841
>leon declined this

>>725360819
If you've already played the original to death then there's no point in playing the demake.

>>725384163
>demake
Post game time in remake and hand.

>>725360043 (OP)
>had a fwb who was super eager, wanted to bone constantly, would hang on my every word... but didn't have much going on in her own life or really any sense of self
>have another friend who made out with me a few times in the past who's a total weapon in every way and flirts with me/winds me up every now and then
>can't stop thinking about the latter even though we've never fucked

I understand Leon.

Ella is overrated, the face adjustment mod is way better.