Thread 725374548

>Go have fun at a videogame event
>something mildly akward happens
>it becomes your legacy

Growing up is realizing both Chibi and Caveman are insufferable.

>>725374548 (OP)
>mildly awkward
>mildly

this would never have happened

>>725374548 (OP)
chibi's legacy has gotten much much worse since then anon
bizarrely he seems to be thriving in japan however

>>725374617
Growing up is not giving a shit who either of these people are.

>>725377406
growing up does not involve being callous and bad mouthing strangers kiddo

>>725374548 (OP)
>something awkward happens before the internet went mainstream
>most people move on in a week, maybe a couple of people tell a story about it once in a while if bored
>something awkward happens now
>autists keep spamming it for a decade

>>725377462
>callous
Yeah that anon sure showed "cruel disregard" for having the gall to not care about some strangers he doesn't know.

>>725374548 (OP)
Is that the most notable and interesting event to ever occur at a speedrunning con?

>>725378554
yeah who care about strangers. the only people i care about are those i personally know the rest can go die in a ditch for all i care

>>725377406
true!

>>725379014
>I don't care about these guys
>Therefore I want them to die
You are hysterical like a woman.

Chibi cute and Caveman based. We need not squabble over droppings! Beneath the sun all can have a fair share of unshaved neurotic East asian punani! I see a better world!

>>725374548 (OP)
for me its when his inspector sense told him he was a virgin

>>725378336
Me and my friends bring up jokes about awkward things that happened to some of our friends in the past but quoting what they said at the time randomly.

>>725379753
i didn't say i want them to die psycho i just wouldn't care if they did

>>725374548 (OP)
>I Would Really Prefer If You Would Be Quiet was 11 years ago
>Someone who was in elementary school during IWRPIYWBQ has now graduated university

>>725381478
>time passes
Wow, holy shit

>>725376279
>running out of funds
>thriving

>>725379753
Ironic.

>>725374617
They're both fucking losers but caveman was right to tell him to stop, and he wasn't even that rude about it. Only in an environment of total losers can an interaction like this even happen. Someone like chibi gets corrected far earlier if anyone present isn't a complete pussified nerd.

death to chibi

>>725374548 (OP)
>mildly
Hi, Chibi

>>725374617
"He doesn't actually talk though, so he would never say that in any situation" is probably the biggest sign that Caveman is also a sperg, just on the other side of the spectrum.

>>725374548 (OP)
>mildly

sums it up

>>725376279
How the FUCK did he move to Japan? WHAT???

Chibi was annoying but if Caveman was more socially gracious he could've handled him a lot better, instead he gave a bunch of snippy passive aggressive comments to a guy who clearly wasn't getting the hint.

>>725381478
>people are still using the term “election tourists” 10 years later

>>725376279
What is "thriving" as a second class citizen overstating your welcome in a country that does not want you there? There is no way he's "thriving", he's probably in his 30s relying on donations or working some shit job on a visa.

>>725374548 (OP)
Still can't decide if that or "can you stop?" Is worse

>>725384509
how do you politely tell an autistic retard to shut the fuck up when he's unable to get the hint in the first place
I'm socially inept too but I'm not obnoxious about it

Chibi got married. Caveman transitioned. Chibi won.

>>725384759
Tell him early on that he'd like to focus on the run with minimal commentary instead of humoring his out of pocket spergy comments for half the run

>>725385173
Commentary during a run is expected at AGDQ, he wouldn't have thought to do that, the issue is that Chibi's commentary wasn't insightful or funny, it was just cringe

Who was in the wrong here, Chibi or the catfish?
As far as Chibi knows this "girl" is 16

>>725374617
chibi is reddit, caveman is /v/

>>725376279
he is treated as a fat leon kennedy in japan.

>>725386318
Both

caveman did nothing wrong
imagine you're doing a speedrun and then some random autist crashes in and tries to make it all about himself

>some groomer spergs sits with you and quips marvel jokes for an hour
>politely tell him to stop after an hour
>people see you as the villian
I will never let chibifags try to be history revisionists

>>725387840
You are the villain if you let it go on for that long and are still annoyed.

>>725387840
that's their tranny mentality
they're mentally ill and expect the entire world to give up their own comfort to accommodate to enable insufferable retards
and if you don't give in, you're literally hitler and deserve all the hate and violence

>>725374548 (OP)
Yea. It's crazy that fags here will essentially portray some autistic uncouth retard as some narcissist who was trying to ruin someone's speedrun. You guys deserve the shitty things that happen to you.

does anybody have the screenshot of chibi doing macro roleplay where hes tiny and crawling inside some characters pussy

>>725383120
Caveman isn't a sperg, he's an obnoxious narcissist with social anxiety. He's nervous to talk or engage with others but tries to do this "I'm so unphased and apathetic I don't care about anything" cool kid schtick, which is why he shows up in fucking pajamas, bear slippers and has that dumb ironic moustache. Chibi is the type of sperg that has zero social abilities at all but is obsessed with trying to make others like him while also being a depraved weirdo, so he just shows up to attention whore wherever he can while trying to show people pictures of his dick.

They're both insufferable sacks of shit, for some reason ever since vidya became mainstream conventions have become a breeding ground for complete faggots.

>>725388395
Chibi IS a narcissist. He's just a vulnerable/covert narcissist, aka the pussy version of a narcissist.

>>725374548 (OP)
the old AGDQs were cringe but better than the new DEI slop ones

>>725384719
"Can you stop" was overall worse for everyone involved ESPECIALLY the viewers but chibi has proven with time to be a massive tool

>>725388395
You are either not caught up on everything he has done in the past 10 years (which would be understandable) or you are an idiot.

caveman is a literal troon so chibi won by default

>>725374617
No way!

>>725376279
He literally stepped off the plane and was immediately found by a camera crew that looks for stupid gaijin to make fun of.
https://youtu.be/_cRJMc1-5fE?si=cx6QZsspAn9ily77

>>725389162
Okay, what has he done in the past 10 years?

>>725384759
Say some shit like "chill out chibi"

>>725389410
>Got caught sending unsolicited dick pics to minors
>Sent unsolicited dick pics to a con group chat
>Caught cheating in speedruns live
>Fled to Japan to start a new life after his mom finally got him a real job
>Immediately on landing gets a camera shoved in his face with his fly open
>Turns around to fix his fly and his ass pops out
>Is bumming money in Japan because he doesn't have the money to fund his lifestyle
>Really has been bumming money for the past 10 years
>His old friend/tard wrangler who delt with him for years even turned on him when he threw him under the bus for shit he didn't do

>>725387804
His run was late and there was barely anyone there, he probably just saw some fellow artist and took pity.

>>725389252
Nice try but no one buys that shit retard. Caveman still goes to AGDQ. He has gained like 80 pounds and actually looks like a caveman now

>>725389805
Caveman explicitly told him no twice but gave up after that. The more you hear about the backstory the worse it gets for chibi

I like how chibi mentions it's his birthday and caveman just says "wow what are the chances?" and avoids telling him happy birthday, that was the right move on that obnoxious faggot

>>725390118
No caveman goes what are the chances because someone donating says it's his birthday too. The joke is that among tens of thousands of people, obviously there are a lot of same day birthdays

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST INTERRUPT MY SPEEDRUN OF A 30 YEAR OLD GAME FOR BABIES, THIS IS SUPER SERIAL STUFF AND IS NOT AT ALL AS AUTISTIC AS JUST MOUTHING OFF AAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
chibi was right, fuck speedtroons

Such as?