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Anonymous No.725377616 [Report] >>725377753 >>725377764 >>725379675 >>725380457 >>725383128
>online multiplayer vs local multiplayer
Anonymous No.725377753 [Report] >>725379184 >>725388054
>>725377616 (OP)
This happens in real life quite a lot.
I always find it so adorable how the dogs play the big tough guy when safe on the leash, but as soon as they can actually get close and fight, they back off in fear.
Anonymous No.725377764 [Report] >>725379675 >>725387834
>>725377616 (OP)
They hate the gate, not each other
Anonymous No.725378028 [Report] >>725378146 >>725378151 >>725380009 >>725380694 >>725382414 >>725384983 >>725401916
Anonymous No.725378146 [Report] >>725378613
>>725378028
>Do you feel in charge?
Anonymous No.725378151 [Report]
>>725378028
Ai
Anonymous No.725378613 [Report]
>>725378146
kek
Anonymous No.725378680 [Report] >>725378921 >>725379106 >>725381698 >>725382101 >>725382414 >>725386240
>XxX_killer1978_XxX joins the server
Anonymous No.725378921 [Report] >>725379184 >>725379585
>>725378680
I always find it interesting how even the really big dogs are scared of him.
Anonymous No.725379106 [Report] >>725379329 >>725380961 >>725382735
>>725378680
Why do humans make a warground for dogs?
Anonymous No.725379184 [Report] >>725379249 >>725403096
>>725377753
Gate Aggression is very real in people too, not just dogs.

>>725378921
That's probably the owner's dog so they know better than to fuck with it.
Anonymous No.725379249 [Report] >>725379424 >>725379651 >>725382208 >>725395479 >>725405986
>>725379184
>Gate Aggression is very real in people too, not just dogs.
Never noticed this with humans.
Anonymous No.725379329 [Report] >>725379965 >>725380220
>>725379106
As you can see, 99% of dogs in the video are actually pretty chill. It can be therapeutic for dogs with shitty behaviors to get to be in a large pack of well-behaved dogs with established hierarchy, it can straighten them up because usually bad behaviors are just a result of humans treating the dog like a spoiled child.
Anonymous No.725379424 [Report] >>725379706
>>725379249
>this guy's never played multiplayer lobbies
we're smart enough to know the door will open and we might get our ass beat, but when there's hundreds of miles between people they'll be nasty to one another
Anonymous No.725379585 [Report] >>725380085
>>725378921
he's the oldest so they respect him. the alpha male shit was never real
Anonymous No.725379651 [Report] >>725379706
>>725379249
How? Every edgelord and hardass on the internet is due to Gate Aggression.
Anonymous No.725379675 [Report] >>725379820
>>725377616 (OP)
>>725377764
>the gate is a janny
>remove janny and everyone gets along
is this like a metaphor for real life?
Anonymous No.725379706 [Report] >>725379938
>>725379424
>>725379651
But I mean in real life.
It's more of a dog thing than a human thing.
Anonymous No.725379820 [Report]
>>725379675
so gatekeeping is bad?
Anonymous No.725379870 [Report] >>725380692 >>725381357 >>725381829 >>725387071 >>725401647
>online match is a thrilling back and forth between the last few standing
Anonymous No.725379932 [Report] >>725402615
Anonymous No.725379938 [Report] >>725380491
>>725379706
You see it in real-life too, sometimes. You get people who do that shit while driving a lot, for instance.
Anonymous No.725379965 [Report]
>>725379329
>It can be therapeutic for dogs with shitty behaviors to get to be in a large pack of well-behaved dogs with established hierarchy
Socialisation results in improved behaviour, I say while looking at the camera.
Anonymous No.725380009 [Report]
>>725378028
I like the look of betrayal up at the owner for opening the door.
Anonymous No.725380085 [Report]
>>725379585
alpha is another word for hyperactive sperg
Anonymous No.725380220 [Report] >>725380313
>>725379329
Pitbull hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.725380313 [Report]
>>725380220
Usually. In pitbulls' case it's uhh... Socioeconomic factors.
Anonymous No.725380457 [Report]
>>725377616 (OP)
my friend got his teeth knocked out over the local game of fifa
Anonymous No.725380491 [Report]
>>725379938
Driving is a good example, my uncle used to drive me to school a lot and while he was normally soft spoken and thoughtful, in the car he was ruthless.
A lot of the time I'd have to remind him when he was shouting and the windows were open, and he'd clam up immediately.
Anonymous No.725380692 [Report]
>>725379870
>SNAKE IN
>SNAKE OUT
>SNAKE IN
>SNAKE OUT
Anonymous No.725380694 [Report] >>725380981
>>725378028
Sloppa
Anonymous No.725380961 [Report]
>>725379106
None of them got into a fight. A dog fight leaves blood everywhere. You ever cleaned up a dog fight? They're doing basic dog pack shit. They're animals. They want to do that.
Anonymous No.725380981 [Report]
>>725380694
Fuck yeah! The ugly dog made the other ugly dog his little bitch! Seethe, other ugly dog!
Anonymous No.725381086 [Report]
Truly the walls between us exist only in our minds
Anonymous No.725381357 [Report] >>725381829 >>725387757
>>725379870
Anonymous No.725381698 [Report] >>725382213 >>725382735
>>725378680
>see the big black dog coming, thinking he's about to fuck shit up
>he bows down to the white dog, while the other big brown dog laying down gets up in fear

Heh
Anonymous No.725381829 [Report] >>725382872 >>725387086 >>725387696 >>725397193 >>725398685 >>725400883 >>725403084
>>725379870
>>725381357
>turns out being gay is natural
Anonymous No.725382101 [Report] >>725382213
>>725378680
>black dog starts acting up
>white dog arrives
>every other dog bows down
>situation is instantly resolved
why is nature so racist??
Anonymous No.725382208 [Report]
>>725379249
happens all the time with people driving
cars = the gate
Anonymous No.725382213 [Report] >>725382735
>>725381698
>>725382101
Despite his imposing appearance, the black dog is literally just a background NPC who did not influence the plot in any way.
Anonymous No.725382414 [Report] >>725382520 >>725407106
>>725378028
>>725378680
fuck off with this slop
Anonymous No.725382520 [Report]
>>725382414
>fuck off with this slop
Anonymous No.725382735 [Report] >>725382865 >>725386815 >>725387550 >>725403238
>>725381698
>>725382213
>>725379106
DO you braindead retards realize you're literally making up shit right now because the content you're commenting on is complete RNG nonsense?
Anonymous No.725382865 [Report]
>>725382735
>It's le bad because there is furries
Anonymous No.725382872 [Report] >>725383148
>>725381829
so is cancer
Anonymous No.725383128 [Report]
>>725377616 (OP)
other way around, bunch of games dont even have voice chat while my cousins get mad with my victory laughter.
Anonymous No.725383148 [Report]
>>725382872
Precisely, that's why it's so hard to kill it, cancer is just (you) after all, not virus, infection, disease, etc. that can be killed since they are aliens in our bodies
Anonymous No.725384983 [Report]
>>725378028
I know this is not real because the cats didn't dance.
Anonymous No.725386240 [Report] >>725387949
>>725378680
>Gregor joins the game
Anonymous No.725386815 [Report]
>>725382735
Do not disrespect me.
Anonymous No.725387071 [Report]
>>725379870
Anonymous No.725387086 [Report] >>725387696
>>725381829
Those poor animals were just indoctrinated by the radical left wing media.
Anonymous No.725387550 [Report] >>725387860
>>725382735
Do you realize you write like you are describing some video game? Do you talk like this in real life and expect people to understand your stupid fucking ramblings? I hope not because they would think you are a nerd.
Anonymous No.725387696 [Report] >>725387952 >>725402027
>>725381829
>>725387086
They're not actually gay, it's not that they specifically want to fuck a male, it's that they want to get off and anything near will do. It's also why they hump animals like chickens.
Sorry faggots, you still are degenerates (by choice).
Anonymous No.725387757 [Report]
>>725381357
NIGGA THAT'S NUTS
Anonymous No.725387834 [Report]
>>725377764
the removal of the gate means they don't have any physical object to reinforce the territorial border
this is why walls and borders are important
Anonymous No.725387860 [Report] >>725390858
>>725387550
Yeah! How dare he use videogame lingo in the videogames board! Fucking nerd! Push him in the locker, Goyle!
Anonymous No.725387949 [Report]
>>725386240
heh, here's your (you)
Anonymous No.725387952 [Report] >>725389882
>>725387696
>Noooo shut up shut up shut up I will become a tranny cause I want to fuck little girls and boys I read my hentai and furry porn to at the library stfu u fuckn Nazi!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.725388054 [Report]
>>725377753
Car drivers in a nutshell.
Anonymous No.725388987 [Report] >>725389997
>mmo has NPCs only one person can talk to at a time
Anonymous No.725389882 [Report] >>725390729
>>725387952
What.
Why would a wannabe tranny call homos "degenerate"?
Anonymous No.725389997 [Report]
>>725388987
>"No cutting in line, bitch."
Anonymous No.725390729 [Report] >>725390983 >>725391545
>>725389882
The fuck is a wannabe tranny you insane bastard? You all are fags I do t care what fucking shit you think you are faggot you are all going to hell either way you foul sodomite faggot
Anonymous No.725390858 [Report] >>725391674
>>725387860
Just cause it's a video game board doesn't mean he has to be a cringe worthy faggot. You are like the fags that go outside and make it their life's purpose to tell everyone how big of a FAGGOT you are
Anonymous No.725390983 [Report]
>>725390729
That's enough internet for today, Mohammed.
Anonymous No.725391545 [Report]
>>725390729
You couldn't be more brown if you tried, goatfucker.
Anonymous No.725391576 [Report] >>725392176 >>725393323
>game has bad hitbox detection
Anonymous No.725391674 [Report]
>>725390858
yeah unc that was cringe fr fr on g, now lets g*on together to ai p*rn, touch our d*cks maybe, women are cringe afterall fr fr
Anonymous No.725392176 [Report]
>>725391576
nah that cow just has a shield spell active
Anonymous No.725393323 [Report]
>>725391576
>elite enemy has a damage mitigation shield
Anonymous No.725394784 [Report] >>725395258 >>725399278 >>725399642
>user was kicked from the server
>10 minutes later:
Anonymous No.725395258 [Report]
>>725394784
>The sport is so boring that watching a squirrel run is the highlight of the event.
Anonymous No.725395479 [Report]
>>725379249
Shut up bitch. I will fuck you up.
Anonymous No.725397193 [Report]
>>725381829
>being horny is gay
So you agree, it’s unnatural
Anonymous No.725398685 [Report] >>725399272
>>725381829
>retarded animals fucking each other in the ass means it's normal for people to do it
Gays are really fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.725399213 [Report]
>Bot vs Bot
Anonymous No.725399272 [Report] >>725400783
>>725398685
The gay furries are more based than you, anon.
Anonymous No.725399278 [Report]
>>725394784
>niggs im NUTS
Anonymous No.725399642 [Report]
>>725394784
:O
Anonymous No.725400084 [Report] >>725400369 >>725404650
>enemy is found outside its normal area
Anonymous No.725400369 [Report] >>725401037 >>725401052
>>725400084
The fish just absolutely obliterated the dogs.
Anonymous No.725400783 [Report]
>>725399272
And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that (You) happend to be a gay furry.
Anonymous No.725400883 [Report]
>>725381829
So is rape, murder, cannibalism, war, genocide...
Anonymous No.725401037 [Report]
>>725400369
dumbass retard, that's an eel.
Anonymous No.725401052 [Report]
>>725400369
The only way in which it could rebel against this cruel world.
Anonymous No.725401297 [Report] >>725401710 >>725401809
>enemies have instant kill attacks
Anonymous No.725401647 [Report]
>>725379870
Do they even get their dick in anything when they do this?
Anonymous No.725401710 [Report]
>>725401297
hahaha the snake got bonked on the head.
Anonymous No.725401785 [Report] >>725403097
>gamemode: FFA
Anonymous No.725401809 [Report] >>725406715
>>725401297
What even is this weapon and why does it look like a stale bread stick?
Anonymous No.725401916 [Report]
>>725378028
Orange dog = bejita
Brown dog = Chadku
Anonymous No.725402027 [Report] >>725402367 >>725405440
>>725387696
so lets say I fuck a guy because i dont feel like putting in the effort to get a woman am I gay?
Anonymous No.725402367 [Report]
>>725402027
yes
Anonymous No.725402615 [Report]
>>725379932
Did they both see an exciting new product?
Anonymous No.725403084 [Report] >>725403528 >>725403638
>>725381829
Wanna know what else is perfectly natural?
Anonymous No.725403096 [Report]
>>725379184
>That's probably the owner's dog so they know better than to fuck with it.
dumb take
Anonymous No.725403097 [Report]
>>725401785
The little skunk was super scared.
Anonymous No.725403238 [Report]
>>725382735
t. cat person
Anonymous No.725403528 [Report] >>725403852
>>725403084
Pedoslop is not natural.
Just like trannyin, it's "human" manufactured.
Anonymous No.725403638 [Report] >>725403728 >>725403852
>>725403084
Only if they're hebes, any younger and it's not natural.
Anonymous No.725403728 [Report]
>>725403638
There's nothing natural about heebs.
Anonymous No.725403852 [Report] >>725404253
>>725403528
>>725403638
Not defending the pedos, but biologically any living being can breed as soon as they start producing the reproductive cells.
Anonymous No.725404253 [Report] >>725404591
>>725403852
Yeah they can breed at any age, but they wait till sexual maturity unless they are confined or "intelligent rapists" like dolphins or apes.
Anonymous No.725404591 [Report] >>725407056
>>725404253
or anons
Anonymous No.725404650 [Report]
>>725400084
>AI glitches out when spawned outside of normal area
Anonymous No.725405440 [Report]
>>725402027
If you would also fuck a chicken, no. If you wouldn't, yes.
Anonymous No.725405529 [Report]
dude I love animals
Anonymous No.725405986 [Report]
>>725379249
You ever get cussed out or want to cuss someone out when driving a car? It's like that. It's unlikely someone's gonna get out of the car and actually fight you. Double so on the internet. You can't find me, so I can call you anything I want with no repercussions.
Anonymous No.725406586 [Report]
>redditmals
Anonymous No.725406715 [Report]
>>725401809
a fishing bat, usually made out of wood or metal.
Anonymous No.725407056 [Report]
>>725404591
he said intelligent
Anonymous No.725407106 [Report]
>>725382414
The dog one is not slop, ive seen it long before AI video was a thing
Anonymous No.725407324 [Report]
>Why yes, i do exclusively eat plants, how could you tell?