Thread 725399871

GOTY 2025

Susie anons owe me sex

what a fat bitch. heard she gives good head.

this game is "fun for about 4 hours of playtime then try it again for 20 minutes after not turning on your dusty switch 2 for a year" core

WHERE IS MY SUSIE RP ANON

As CHAD Kawasaki I think Bulk Star is amazing it makes me feel powerful.

>>725399927
>>725399970
See you next week, anons :)

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That anon from the other thread Gliding is fine and before
>Starman
I’ve done it with out characters too

>>725400073
Are you strong enough to handle her weight?

>>725400567
won't know until I try

>>725399970
But she has no mouth....

>>725400073
what causes sexual attraction to featureless circles evoking only vague resemblance to femininity

>>725400691
When there's a will, there's a way anon. The fact is she gives the best head

>>725400691
she has no mouth and i must cream

all these susie players and none of them brave enough to add me

>>725401023
You're not brave enough to post anything either, what makes you think you could handle one?

>day one of the playtest
kek

>>725401218
I have no problem posting my discord tag ravenectomy

You're the weirdo

FATTER! FATTER SUSIES!!

i need susie smut

:3

I love playing as Susie

yup i play as susie because i have agp

>>725402068
This but also love sucking cock

oh god its the peach shit all over again

>>725399871 (OP)
Not even close to the best racing game of 2025 with CrossWorlds

>>725403589
the current festival says otherwise

Sonic is getting raped harder than Susie player

>>725399927
Ultra late because I had work but I was the susie on the left. I was genuinely laughing my ass off while doing this, now I'm sad that I gotta wait a week to do this again

>all riders can now inhale and eat other enemies
v-vorebros?

>>725403580
There's a specific little something to take as solace about all this, but I'll keep it to myself for the sake of not giving faggots any funny ideas to make their ERP even more obnoxious

>>725405283
I'm curious now, put in in spoiler or somethinf

>>725399927
Soccerguy is gonna patch it, I can feel it.

>>725403406
force everyone to be susie
if one person doesn't pick susie, gang up on them and make them ragequit.

>>725400290
Kek

>>725400692
I M A G I N A T I O N

>>725405491
don't listen to this anon, he's one of them.

>>725405581
Censorship in a Kirby game would be hilarious

i used Susie once and then i instantely received 4 friend request on my Nintendo account
wtf happened

If that robobot remaster that nate the hate kept mentioning happens, will susie get even more attention

What your favorite new item?
Mine's either the SHOOPDAWHOOP wiper laser or the retard beam

Waddle Doo Cuck anon here,

what the fuck happened. I left the lobby to go to work, left the thread open, then come back to see the funniest fucking cuck shitposts about me.

That cuckold basedjack edit was fucking kek tho

I haven't been following these threads. Any OST rips yet?

>>725399927
the dark fucking evil waddle doo

>>725409432
Probably not for awhile, aside from the shitty NSO music app. From what I've gathered, they've been taking down any music rips from the app, even more than they usually do

why do I always slow down so hard when I hit the section with the shipwreck on the ocean track, except one time when I went full speed
what am I missing here

>>725410559
Did you hold forward?

>>725409397
It's over anon, this is forever your 4chan legacy.

>>725409397
NIpnap? the cuck guy?

I feel like I'll like Road Trip a lot. At least I hope I will.

>>725410735
No, was I supposed to? The game usually hammers in how much I'm not supposed to do that.

>>725409397
As as the Kawasaki that cucked you I'm in at least one of them lol

>>725411027
Depends how long a playthough of it is, i hope its more of a "long single player" analog to city trail.

>>725409397
>I-I was totally not watching
>but it's still fun... haha!

>>725409161
The beam that spins around.

>>725409161
The viagra big pill is fun but its rare and not super great unless your offensive.

>>725411553
yea it's pretty fun i kept getting the big pill just right before a boss entered the map

>>725404929
I was the one on the right, it was hilarious seeing people run to the couch agter every single match with the emotessaying "Great job" I laughed out loud when I saw you join in

Nice squish back there Yan. Too bad that red shell hit you near the end... what a shame yeah?

>>725411089
Everyone running to the sofa had my sides in stitches.

>>725399871 (OP)
Announce Smash 6 or stfu

Can’t believe this went from a skip while I play yakuza kiwami 1 & 2 to launch day buy while I shelve yakuza kiwami 1 & 2. Fucking Sakurai.

As a zoomer that never played the original, I'm buying it day one

I keep forgetting it’s over…

>>725400389
Is the city trial map smaller than the OG gamecube version?

did that big titty gyaru suzie anon post any more stuff?

>>725399871 (OP)
does robot girl has pusspuss????

>>725413395
It's somewhat bigger with more stuff in it but You're a lot faster in this game

>>725413420
armenian corey!

>>725413395
It's pretty significantly larger

>>725412707
Wrong thread bub

>>725413420
the only way to make her more feminine is to give her breasts

>>725413420
I mean..... Come on!

>>725413395
I’d say bigger my you go fasters and there’s ways to get to the other side faster.
> sewer slide
>Canon

>>725401023
>>725402068
>>725403406
Tragic, another character fallen to the perverted hordes of AGP ERP and transgenderism. She even has the pink, white, blue color scheme.

>>725413395
nah, the machines are just way faster so the map ends up feeling smaller.

>>725413670
Yeah my bad. Like to lurk a bit too much in threads.

did haltman surived???

>>725400290
lmfao

While I wasn't able to partake in any of the demos, it confirmed what I was thinking about how each character was going to be; some characters would fare better in the racings events over combat centric events.

On a lesser note, I was kinda expecting that each character would have their own somewhat unique animations for using certain abilities due to either lacking or having extra limbs but it seems to not be the case and its slightly disappointing.

Dedede>>>Rick
Hamsterfuckers need not reply.

>>725414146
What, from robobot onward? No, he's even extra ded,if you think the parts about his soul in the extra SD fight are canon to the main one

>>725399927
Now that I know I can do this I'll be sure to play Susie and make up for lost time when the demo rolls around again

>>725414552
Welcome to the bj club

>>725401840
As you wish

>>725414859
FATTER! ROUNDER! BIGGER!!!!!!

______borb__________

I didn't join the lobbies cuz I wanted to try out the game on my own but I might be here next week
can't wait to play this on release

>>725414906
MURDER KILL DEATH DESTROY

>>725414689
Glad to be here!

>>725415112
>Galacta
LONDON

>>725415080
All the better for us Riggas

>>725399871 (OP)
I wish they'd had the racing mode with online lobbies, just playing the singeplayer it was a blast and just as interesting to me as the battle royale mode.

>>725415235
Tracks seem pretty fun. A little disappointed that there won't be a online leaderboard for time trials.

Can't wait to listen to the complete OST.

>>725415226
KawasakiGODS, Riggas and DedeCHADS are getting their dick sucked while us kekle doos can only watch...

>>725399927
who's getting the best head

Imagine if we had Adeleine

>>725415503
Rick 100%

>>725415727
ANON NO IT'S UNCENSORED

>>725415337
Don't most leaderboards get crammed full of hacked times anyway?

>>725415830
Yeah, honestly if a speedrun community forms around this game they'll want to use their own services to keep track of this stuff anyway.

>>725415830
Right now it's fine since the switch 2 can't be hacked but eventually yeah. I think the main reason is that Sakurai really don't want this game to be competitive or have a genuine meta

>>725400691
>implying

>>725416431
Oh right I forgot we're still on new hardware.

>>725416431
would at least like a friend's list scoreboard. I remember having a lot of fun competing with my buddy for times on some Mario Odyssey koopa races, but i don't even think the recent Mario Kart has that option anymore.

>>725417164
>there's only 1 Battle Chariot on the map
>it spawns at the exact middle of all 16 ricks
this should be an event.

>>725414321
I think some characters have different animations, but obviously characters such as Scarfy don't have limbs. I know Starman's Sword pose is cool as fuck.

>>725417164
will there be more colors or is it just 1p 2p color options?

>>725417483
You'll probably be able to unlock more

>Hello!
how do you respond?

>>725417712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4ET0Zi8bo

>>725415503
Honestly it all looks like pretty bad head to me.

>>725415489
We can't all be winners my guy heh

Is it true what they say about susie players?

>>725413427
I miss when sexy tan bimbos were not mistaken for a jap trend imitating and mocking said tan bimbos by retarded weeaboos that don’t know what they’re talking about
On another note I hope Susie gets more good pallettes so I can draw them

>>725418409
that they're trannies? yes.

>>725417712
>Good job!

I forget did they confirm if there are more unlockable alt colors? Would really like morpho knight.

>F-zero
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR1KAwi35xM

>>725415112
it's Murder Death Kill
or
Krush Kill and Destroy

>>725416431
pretty sure this doesn't stop cheaters. All they have to do is sniff and manipulate network traffic

>>725417712
>No!

I still have no idea if the lobby was playing real time matches or if it was all stock footage

>>725420273
They can do picture-in-picture while it's you playing so seems like they could do a live feed too.

>>725420273
stock footage, same plays when you play alone

>>725420273
Wasn't it playing normal courses during City Trial which doesn't have normal courses?

Also is City Trial going to have normal courses as a possible arena when it launches or is it only going to be the special challenges?

>>725420273
i imagine its real time in the full game

>>725415584
Or Flamberge

Wanted to try city trial during this demo thing and it connected me with 15 other people online
Played for about a minute and quit because it wasn’t fun like the original
Might buy it

>>725420787
Theres another demo next weekend

Slutty Susie mains are so hot

>>725408000
>99% completion on Robobot
>never beat the True Arena because I'm not good enough at the shooter section
I still regret that I could never beat it. I beat the True Arena in SSU a hundred times, I'd run it for fun years ago. If it gets a remake, maybe I'll actually get it this time.

>>725420787
it's literally the same but more polished, the fuck are you on about?

ive experienced the 'really not sure if this is for me' to 'yeah this is pretty good actually' pipeline before but something about the kirby air riders instance of it was unique. not exactly sure how, but it feels like it was a weirder route than usual.

still not sure if the traditional races are going to be any good. but i see the appeal of city trial certainly.

>>725415503
MP

>>725399927
GOTY

>>725422428
skill issue.

>>725422531
I think part of it is that most games try not to utterly overwhelm noobs with nonstop blasting and sparkles and camera whipping
kabi no earaida just doesn't care and throws 100% at you right from the start

>>725413069
there's another test soon.

Reminder to vote for susie in queen of /v/

Susie is a funny character.

>>725422810
the best part is even with all the crazy shit going on the game is very good about teaching you about what does what and is very intuitive due to the simplistic control scheme.

hell Mario kart has more buttons.

>>725423150
I like how much more violent it is compared to other kart racers. Really gets across the more combat focused aspect of Kirby. These fuckers are all freaks.

>>725423396
I like to think everything on Pop Star is absurdly strong.

>>725423396
I crave the violence.
>>725423651
it's not that everyone dies in one hit, it's that one hit is just THAT strong.

>>725422428
This is me but with the star allies shooter section. What a garbage game that was.

>want to draw more chubby Susie
>drowining in work
Let me sin in peace, Universe.

>>725423759
This is the only kart racer where the racers themselves are basically jumping off their fucking ride to beat each other to death instead of tossing out little banana peels or whatever. Magolor is firing out laser cannons and Kirby is swinging this fucking thing around.