Thread 725404816

>>725404816 (OP)
Why is the ladle clean if it is full of soup? How did she get the soup into the ladle without getting any on the outside?

>>725404816 (OP)
Sorry, but I ordered the blue skinned model with black sclera and very long hair so there's been some sort of mixup

>>725404816 (OP)
Get the fuck out of my house I'll do it myself

>>725404816 (OP)
meanwhile in reality

>>725405006
grab bowl
pour into ladle
put bowl back down

>>725405068
SHE IS TRYING

>>725405006
the outside is soup retardant

>>725405068
clumsy maids are moe however

>>725404816 (OP)
shut up, bitch!

>>725405068
two more weeks...

>>725405123
Why would you do that? You're meant to use the ladle to scoop the soup out.

>>725405068
sorry to tell you anon, it's remote controlled.

>>725405434
drips would fall from the bottom of the ladle onto the floor anon

>>725405553
That's why you hold the bowl over the pot and use the ladle. If you actually served yourself dinner instead of having your mom bring it to you you would know this.

>>725404816 (OP)
Clanker

>>725405642
she's posing for a picture, not filling a bowl anon

>>725405006
Anon its not an actual photograph of something that happened in real life

>>725405006
What kind of demented third world ladles are you familiar with that have soup instantly stick to the surface instead of sluicing off right away - you know, like you want the soup in the ladle to do when you pour it into the bowl?

>>725405901
What kind of watery soup are you drinking?

>>725405901
You're a retard.

>>725405901
be kind anon, he's never seen stainless steel in his life. its all rough iron cookware for him

>>725404816 (OP)
I hate that dumb reddit argument of
>muh ax400 don't have genitals they can't be sexual partners! only traci models can!
how stupid are you? kara has a mouth right?

>>725406039
Are you under the impression that the "stainless" part of stainless steel refers to food sticking to it?

>>725405068
>Felicia if she robot

>>725405456
impressive

>>725406451
what do you think stains cookware?

>>725406597
I cannot tell what is AI and what's real anymore

>>725404816 (OP)
venezuelan 18 y.o girls do most of that for way less money and are not remote controlled

>>725406868
Corrosion, and stainless is just resistant to it. It doesn't make the cookwear hydrophobic, so soup will stick to it.

>>725404816 (OP)
I didn't like the whole plot twist that androids didn't have actual AI and were remote controlled by low wage pajeets in india

>>725405068
Those Chinese models are larping at being AI. They cant handle the unexpected at all. Even a pan handle being an inch longer will fuck it up.

>>725405068
damn maid breaking things
needs correction immediately

>>725404816 (OP)
Sorry there must of been a mistake. I ordered the dominatrix model that will force me to get my life together and hold me accountable for my actions and laziness.

We really will have a population crises once stuff like this becomes available.
Theres going to be a multi decade phase where a lot of humans are vat grown, for sure

>>725405068
Cute dojikko

>>725407592
if you let any wifi device like that, and you didn't build it yourself, on your house then it's on you.
/g/ schizos are right about le freedom

>>725405068
Kinda cute honestly

>>725405068
>Tesla reckon they can get autonomous humanoid household assistant robots down to $30,000 by 2030
lol
lmao
They know what people are going to be buying them for and it's sure as fuck not household chores

>>725407843
This.
Erbody want some chinese sex robot
I just want one them tiger moms to keep me in line while we raise our daughter to be a math genius. ;-;
Knew i shoulda got into politics, got one of them CCP spy wives.

>>725404816 (OP)
>Cold rubber pussy
No thanks.

>>725405068
Why does it need to spring around the house?

>>725409152
They have internal heating.

why is her latex dress so creased?
why are the creases so low res?

>>725409152
CPUs put out quite a lot of heat, I'm certain it could be redirected as necessary.

>>725407246
>are not remote controlled
I think you misunderstand part of the appeal

>>725404816 (OP)
Get the fuck out of my house clanker

>>725407246
I can't just order a Venezuelan on Amazon.

>>725405068
I fucking love these little retard bots.

>>725409494
We will see you in 10 years. Enjoy the divorce and losing half your shit and the fun of alimony and child support payments.

>>725409494
I think I can fit it into my itinerary

>>725404816 (OP)
>Hot robowife who cooks 5-star meals and fucks your brains out on command
Yeah, this is never going to be allowed, is it?

>>725409949
It actually might be
But it'll be a subscription service and if you don't have enough social credit your robowife will be remotely bricked

>>725404816 (OP)
>does housework
>makes you food
>sex anytime
>doesn't come loaded with women problems
>$899
How many would you buy?

>>725410293
Anything that can make women obsolete like that will be immediately protested, shamed, and ultimately outlawed.

>>725410503
Answer the question.

>>725410563
Five.

>>725410293
Three
Any more and my house would probably feel a bit too crowded

>>725404816 (OP)
Sure would be neat if those actually existed. The "quantic batteries", that is.

>>725410503
>shamed
At least that doesn't work anymore, even normalfags are sick of women
And I can only imagine shitholes like the UK banning sex-droids

>>725404816 (OP)
ok, riddle me this.
If the android is really that advanced, and can do house work & have sex with you, why can't I just keep buying more and more of them and send them out to work?
That way, I'm gonna be richer and richer.

>>725404816 (OP)
>tfw playing RPG adventures with chatbots and realizing women are so finished once fembots become real

>>725410736
Because every employer will already have their own sexbot harem doing all the work for them, dumbass. Any who take yours will probably just be cucking you.

>>725410736
It would likely be banned for private citizens to own more than 1 for that exact reason so you can't create your own company and have slave droids do all the work.

>>725410736
First people who are going to have robots is employers, why pay someone when you can just pay for a robot to do it at the cost of just electricity? Just means they won't hire your sexbot when they already have an army of sexbots doing whatever they need for the job.

>>725410736
Because that would be antisemitic.

>>725410885
>>725411056
Why would the employer needs that much robots anyway?
Since they aren't hiring any human, whatever they are producing have nobody there to buy it because everybody is broke from being replaced by robots.
Their sales will drop by 90%, which means they won't need all those robots to do the work anyway.

>>725404816 (OP)
Your human is a lie, I despise lies
>Throws razor blade at her feet
Remove that disgusting imitation from your skull and let me behold your true robotic beauty, I command it.

>>725411178
Good news, when you find the answer let us know, because employers are doing that right now, they are not seeing what will happen when no one has any money.

>>725411178
Yeah welcome to the paradox of automation
We really are fucked, you know
The problem is plain to see but cultural inertia entirely prevents us as a society from solving it before it collapses all of our social systems on our heads

>>725411178
Their costs will also go down by 90%. And only rich employers would be able to afford them, poorfag small businesses will still hire wagies.

>>725405068
There's dozens of chinese companies working on humanoid robots I'm sure some of them will succeed.

>>725411441
>rich employers would be able to afford them
As if rich employers would buy anything.
They will be hoarding their money and not spend them on anything, look at all those rich people nowadays.
And they probably won't be spending fast enough anyway.
Look at the ultra rich and see how they earn more than they spend.

>>725405068
oh yeah, the future is great

>>725411531
That hip sway. Now strap on 40lbs of ass to it.

>>725411573
That's exactly why they will replace all their workers with automation which is cheaper than wagies.

>>725411441
Which puts the poorfag small businesses out to dry, which leads to megacorporations, which leads to the cyberpunk dystopia

>>725405068
Holy fuck im laughing like a fucking donkey over this

>>725411583
This is your future sexbot's grandmother, say something nice about her.

>>725411626
They did
They understood the assignment, and so also gave it tits

>>725405068
Fucking clanker

>>725407007
>coherent reflections
Its not

>>725405068
God I can't wait for foids to go extinct, artificial womb and eggs in our lifetime bros.

Explain to me why android is not the next logical step for humanity?
In space travel, the time is so long that human would die countless generations before we even reach another galaxy, and our mind & cultures would change so much it won't be us anymore.
Android however, can technically live forever.
They can copy their memory as backup and restore from there.
They can slow down time awareness and a million years travelling would seems like 1 minutes to them.
Their body parts are also highly replaceable.
With androids, we can finally take over the universe.

>>725406597
Make it make cute noises and I'm sold, it already cooks better than a "real" woman.

>>725411949
Sorry but we need to move to Mars before this can happen

>>725411178
let the robots fuckin pay for it, since they’re so good at numbers. let them work 24/7 for less than min wage, what are they gonna do, cry that’s unfair? oops looks like someone needs an AI memory reset!

>>725411626
Xpeng team are already testing synthetic skin.

>>725412109
That's why the foid must go extinct.

>>725411991
Some people wouldn't want to become a clanker.
If the problems of moving through space could be fixed then becoming a clanker wouldn't be necessary, such as a FTL drive, or a way for our bodies to fall asleep for the entire ride, a drug to make you live longer, cloning new organs, ect.

If we can make sexy maid robots, could I hook up a 12 cylinder engine to my cock and balls?

>>725411991
It is, of course, but nobody wants to accept that they will inevitably become an obsolete model.
Personally, I don't mind, and I don't really care about the ship of theseus, either. Scan my brain, upload my personality into a robot, and then bash my head in with a brick. Or don't. Doesn't really matter. Send the copy of me out into the cosmos to explore and the version who has to remain behind can die satisfied.

>>725406445
Featureless crotch is my fetish anyway

>>725404816 (OP)
>SOUP? I TOLD YOU I HATE SOUP, YOU DUMB BITCH
>*backslaps her head off*

>>725411303
>>725411408
I got it.
What if the true solution is also AI?
ChatGPT is retarded now, sure.
But one day, AI is gonna be so advanced, surely they can give us the answer of this paradox.

What was that blubber team game where there is a negro trying to grow a BBC, because he's a dicklet.

>>725411573
>how they earn more than they spend
Did you fail Econ 101 or are you too young/black to have taken it?
Once you have a solid principle to build off of you can live off the 10-15% investment returns and keep building. It snowballs.
Plus there’s really only so much you can or want to buy. Other than planes and yachts there’s not much left for billionaires to buy that would actually make a dent in their wealth.

>>725412140
Vantablack booba...

>>725412481
My robot would be programed to be secretly masochistic, but ashamed by it, she'd fuck up so I'd punish her. Actually you know what I just want a robot that's Lalatina from Konosuba.

>>725404816 (OP)
Nooo, sex with robots is a sin! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence and The Machine.

>>725412140
why is it so tall

>>725412710
She's like 5'3, it's just China

>>725412710
It's on a stand, looks like.

>>725404816 (OP)
Honestly if I could buy something like this I would in a heartbeat, as long as I know it doesn't need to be constantly connected to the internet to work. Having something that you can buy to maintain the home and cook while you are at work would be great. Imagine if you could just tell your robot that you want a fence put up, or some kind of other labor completed and it is actually able to do it.

>>725411991
Been reading the Bobiverse books?
>>725412241
None of those are real solutions, at least not scientifically plausible yet.
I we wanted to send people interstellar distances, the best bet would be to send frozen embryos and 'hatch' them at the destination.
You would still need advanced robotics and ai to build up a colony and raise the children but there is nothing impossible about it. Ethical minefield for sure though.

>>725405159
But does it have tuberculosis?

>>725408930
There's been a bigger push for these things and I don't know why anyone would get them. As they are, they're remote piloted by VR and do chores incredibly incredibly poorly. Who in their right mind would pay 30k for that?

>>725405068
It's like one of my Japanese animes....

>>725412486
Realistically would be to make laws against having robots work except for menial jobs, or forcing companies to pay a tax per robot employed, but knowing lobbying exists those laws would get struck down.
UBI is a distant dream that I can't see many countries implementing.

>>725412710
Why are you so short?

>>725412486
Okay but then we run into a different problem altogether.
Can you have faith that a system built by flawed hands can overcome the failings inherent to it? And do you have the forbearance to accept what it says as absolute fact, even if it results in an outcome which is worse for you, personally, with the belief that it is beneficial to society as a whole?
When you put a black box in charge, you had better be prepared to be a statistic.

>>725412654
heh

>>725413064
What's wrong with her faaaace

>>725413167
chromatic aberration

>>725412654
any being able to know about good and evil is a sinner, machines can't know about it, thus, on the eyes of God, they are pure and untainted by the original sin.

>>725414016
I started to correct you but you’re so wrong in so many ways I’m actually impressed. 10/10 made me reply.

>>725414063
I'm not nearly fat and ugly enough to make her cum hard enough she has to reboot, she probably makes the windows noise when she cums

>>725414063
do they actually come with those parts?

>>725405068
>don't mind me just pirating your luck

>>725414016
Retard, a human is still having sex with the robot, which is an unnatural passion, which is a sin.

>>725405068
Robot girls are cutest when they are very retarded

>>725409514
>I can't just order a Venezuelan on Amazon.
Why do you think Venezuela is on the annexation menu? Leaf and latinx slaves for all once the draft shifts into maximum overdrive.

>>725414863
Perhaps the same could be said about all religions

>>725414863
Good thing robots don't have souls then so the abrahamics can't lay claim to something that was never theirs in the first place. Can't send someone to hell if he doesn't operate on the same wavelength as you.

What is with shitty hacks making everyone treat humanoid robots like shit, most people say please and thank you to their ai alarm clock things and like their phone ai.

>>725415402
I don't know. They add "humanizing dialog" to PA programs too which just fucking wastes time. I don't use it myself but I go over to my brother's and he asks his stupid Google thing a question and it's like "Ok, I can help with that."

Bitch I don't fucking care get to the point you're not a person you're a TTS chatbot. The only time I want to hear dialog like that is if the chatbot is a real bot like that Demi sex robot from Subverse or something not an alarmclock

>>725415585
Hey I once asked mine if Wendy's was still oepn, and it told me that it hopes I enjoy whatever I get from Wendys.

>>725415170
your words are as empty as your soul
now stop fucking robots

>>725407246
Unlike venezuelans, robots aren't brown, retards or smelly unless you want them to be

>>725405068
>Heard you were talking shit!
>Like I wouldn't find out!

>>725415682
Your gods will never supersede the wheel. Time stops for no one.

>>725415682
But self heating innards made to keep my dick at the ideal temperature.

>>725412907
To fuck it.

>>725404816 (OP)
there is no point in having a cute android maid unless you can give her a massive cock
imagine how comfy it would be to get home from work every night to a world class dinner, a personal bath and massage, and then just getting to lay back and cum a dozen times back to back from her pounding away at your prostate before going to sleep with her butt as your pillow
it would make even the worst wageslaving tolerable

>>725416087
fuck you make a good point

>>725404816 (OP)
>i will be old or dead when kara become reality
is not fair...

>>725416807
With any luck we'll see the female species go extinct.

>>725414063
Kara needs more videos

>>725411949
lmao seething incel

>>725404816 (OP)
>I can speak 300 languages and am entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner. No need to feed me or recharge me. I am equipped with a quantic battery that makes me autonomous for 173 years.
Literally none of that is in the game. These retards can't even go two weeks without a thirium infusion. That's why all the dumb fucks in Jericho are almost dead before Marcus shows up and becomes robot Mohammed.

>>725416807
anon, have some pride as a man. i am not that young either but i still have faith sexbots will come out in our life time, and i will get one. I dont care if i am 50, 70, or 100. i dont care if i have to use a wellchair or craw to the dam store or if i have to use viagra or a prostetic penis, I WILL FUCK A ROBOT GIRL EVEN IF IT IS THE LAST FUCKING THING I DO

>>725418079
Keep seething roastie, you are becoming obsolete.

>>725405068
>tfw something like this used to cost 1 million + dollars 10 years ago
>tfw you can purchase this for under 50k and it is cheaper and the battery lasts longer than 10 years ago technology
Honestly another 10 more years and this will seem like brick phones are to touchscreen smartphones

>>725405068
kek this is normal progress. Like when the first cars were created they killed people and exploded. And even after like 300 years they still explode sometimes.
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/the-accident-that-started-it-all/

So yeah, the early adopters will get robots that explode and set their house on fire, accidentally kill them, get hacked and let robbers into the house / throw jewelry outside of the window / steal your info, etc.
I'd wouldn't accept one even if I got one for free.

fuck this nigger site btw

>>725418134
>have some pride as a man.
>sexbots will come out in our life time, and i will get one.
Paradox

>>725418513
Shoo roastoid, you're basically a piece of antique kitchen equipment

>>725412654
that's bretty good, anon

I got to meet Kara IRL recently, she is based and cute.

>>725418513
sorry forgot that being a simp was the epitome of pride, but dont worry i live by my own moral even if you are too weak to do so

>>725418929
Did you heckle her for titty milk?

>>725418929
What do her feet taste like?

>>725405068
lmao

>>725418929
Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>725419026
>>725419069

>>725418153
lmaoooo seething incel

>>725407246
I unironically tried that, even paid for her ticket. She blocked me a few days before the flight. That was years ago, she recently recontacted me, and I'm too much of a simp to ignore. I hate myself.

>>725410503
And any time women do this to something, their opponents completely and utterly roll over them in like... 13 years.

>>725410293
As many as I can afford. They're super cheap competent labour of any type you can image and will pay for themselves in short order. They would absolutely break the economy.

>>725419286
Tick tock tick tock

>>725411583
lmoa

>>725419026
>>725419069
>>725419167
She's a lesbian and even if she wasn't I'm not gonna say weird sexual shit to some people I don't really know, just said I thought she was good on Detroit and The Boys.

>>725420101
"Lesbian", lmao

>>725420171
Yes?

>>725420275
No such thing.

>>725410703
They wouldn't ban it. they would heavily tax it, make you have a license to own it, make you only use it in the "approved by the state" ways and monitor you 24/7 using the robots cameras.

>>725420409
As lesbians?

>>725420772
I have had the sex with more than one

>>725412535
Nta but I am waiting for the day my Roth IRA and 401k reaches 100k. since those tend to double roughly every 7 years even if I experience financial strife and get laid off due to everyone being replaced by robots I can at least have faith that my portfolio will keep building. I just hope that I will be able to buy a house with the money I am not putting into those two things before everything collapses but I know that is a pipe dream right now.

>>725421034
>save up 2 mil and put it in a back with 4% interest rate
>buy a house
>buy an indestructible Jap shitbox car
>say fuck you to everything and everything until the end
That's your Fortress of fucking Solitude right there.

>>725409152
I'm not a necrophilliac or a serial killer, but cold pussy is kinda nice. Don't ask me how i know.

>>725421515
That would be my dream, amass that kind of wealth and then fuck off somewhere where your nearest neighbor is miles away from me.

>>725412140
>show off robot to women
>they immediately start groping the boobs
why are human women like this

>>725422041
Women like boobs, they're jiggly and squishy.

>>725412907
>>725416121
>get bot knowing that it is piloted
>know that the worker is forced to continuously operate it
>fuck it and make them watch it happen
>probably even have to participate so you don't complain about your bot going totally still during an unexpected stimulus

I will literally never buy a piloted bot and I hope they don't become the standard way to own a bot.

>>725422320
why the fuck do you have to let some stranger pilot it to get it to work anyway, why can't you pilot it yourself in your own house if it's really necessary to train it

>>725422320
Buying a piloted robot would be stupid as fuck. At that point I'd hire a maid and fuck that instead.

>>725423350
dwarfs inside your tv

>>725406597
>oh master I fell, please don't look under my skirt!
Little slut.

>>725422214
I hope they're like hooked up to their nervious system so I can like mind break Sanjay bot by fucking it in parts it's operator doesn't have

>>725412047
It needs to stutter and apologize a lot in a synthetic voice with added reverb
If it doesn't then it's pointless

>>725422041
>>725422080
They want to determine right away how much it can actually replace them

>>725424339
Needs to have big breasts that get in the way that it secretly feels shame about as well

>>725424339
and when it's on its own it vocalizes to itself in raw binary that if you translate reveal it's constantly thinking about you.

>>725410293
>>$899
two, but if im able to make them work 9-5 sixteen with a bank loan

>>725407007
This is how I feel about all of these humanoid bot videos. The way they move just seems wrong, inconsistent with the physics and motion of reality, like CGIing stuff into amateur film that we saw two goddamn decades ago (and somehow fooled people) and animation before motion capture suits became a thing.

>>725425709
Hot.

Hey for any Litfags, i've been reading the 12 miles under series, it has a spider robot the main character kills that angers herself back to life as a flying yandere robot with big tits