Thread 725423658

>Join a cod lobby
>Two nigg are trasth talking
>Wetback tries gaslighting them both
>They both call the wetback the most insane shit you hear said to another human
>Wetback muted the entire game
I love VC, you guys got any funny stories

>>725423658 (OP)
>They both call the wetback the most insane shit you hear said to another human
How about you tell us what they said, faggot.

>>725423658 (OP)
I remember playing TFC back in the day and I came across two medics that were hiding behind a rock on the edge of the map and they were just crouching and playing porn music at each other.

>>725423658 (OP)
>play games with frosted tips
>all they do is hold back

I'll never fully understand masochism

>Playing Battlebit
>Enemy dying in a group of our guys
>Hear him going on about some kind of bird you grow in the swamps
>Sit by his body to listen to him
>Which is the precise point when he describes how when they older, you can fuck 'em
>Body promptly despawns

>>725424974
Locked up tight for somebody.

>>725423658 (OP)
>dota 2, fucking forever ago, at least a decade
>played daily with my friend afterschool
>get matched with russian dude, picks tinker, locks mid
>gets his absolute shit wrecked
>complains in thick russian accent the whole time that we're not helping
>friend and I fuck with him
>don't even remember what exactly we said but
>"FUCK YOU IDIOT AMERICAN. I AM YOUR MOTHER."
>friend and I absolutely lose our shit laughing at this. make fun of gopnik for this for the rest of the game.
>lose
>still reminisce about this at present, despite us rarely getting to play dota anymore
we didn't know how good we had it

>>725425260
>>"FUCK YOU IDIOT AMERICAN. I AM YOUR MOTHER."

>>725425068
Can't let it go too quick. You'll miss what it takes to make it in the industry.

>>725423658 (OP)
>black male is in the game talking to the whole team over mic
>his microphone is picking up every sound in his entire room
>suddenly his mom comes in and asks him to do the dishes and if he does he can have watemelon afterwards
>he repeats everything his mom just told him word for word as if we didn't already hear it
>announces his departure and says he's going to go get some watermelon

>>725423658 (OP)
i distinctly remember playing cod4 and hearing domestic abuse when some wife was berating her husband that was on vc to stop playing games and help her with their baby
was pretty funny at the time

>couple of months ago
>playing cs, comp on office
>teammate has a hot mic and is talking to what sounds like his girlfriend or something
>weird af though, dude sounds legit and is kind of reacting to us, but gf sounds like ai
>call dude out on ai gf
>man freaks out on us, starts screaming in vc
>goes right back to talking about unrelated pseudo-intellectual metaphysical shit with his ai gf
>starts griefing
>game over
>check steam profile
>flood of comments from people going back months who had the exact same experience
i might have his profile link somewhere

>>725426445
Now this I wanna see.

>>725423658 (OP)
>playing APB during its beta
>customizing my dude at the terminal
>hearing some dumb fucking 12-year-old beside me beating off to his character
>panting and everything
>exit out and look over to him
>"HEY SHITFUCK12, WE CAN HEAR YOU BEATING OFF OVER THERE."
>"shhtk [panicked scuffling, static bumps]
>suddenly goes quiet, times out 30 seconds later

To that little faggot's defense, ALL games should tell you when you have a hot mic.

>>725423658 (OP)
Devilish

>>725426818
can we get a >DARVILISH
thread going

bump

>>725423658 (OP)
I would just addd that COD is the last game with free and mostly open VC they do ban you temporarily if you say Nigger too many times but it still lets you shit talk the enemy team and most competitive trash talk is free game. Black people are fucking hilarious on there too they leave their mics on ffor everything and wont mute for any reason. heard one randomly get called by his "baby momma" asking him for child support and he started swearing her out ccus he was in the middle of a game, laughed my ass off.

>>725426080
lel gotta love niggers.

>playing natural selection back in like 2012
>enter one of the few full servers
>everyones sitting in the lobby listening to some guy go off calling everyone niggers

i miss those days

>wake up before needing to get ready for school
>load up CoD4 on xbawx live
>guy in lobby asks if everyone wants to learn some dirty jokes and shit
>learned what a soggy waffle was that morning and told all my friends
based day