Thread 725428850

In two weeks, you can install your video game waifu into one of these.

Thank you, China.

>pirate a copy of og re4
>put download ashley and more ram to install her into a chink sex bot

>>725428850 (OP)
Not enough china man to catch it falling

Yup. Gave me a boner.

they'll be illegal to own unless you're rich

>>725429063
that's... just another way of saying they'll be expensive

>tfw can finally have renamon IRL
thanks Elon

call me when theyre 3 feet tall

>>725429113
No they'll cost 30-100k each, but you won't be allowed to own one unless you have at least 25mil

>>725428850 (OP)
Oh man, I can't wait for some Indian guy to remotely operate a shitty Frieza robot.

>>725429063
/v/ loves, for some reason, to fantasize about sexbot being outlawed, despite current sex dolls being completely legal and there not being any real political will from any side to outlaw them.

>>725428850 (OP)
when you fight her you find out that the little holes on her body are full of insects that come out to sting you

>>725429332
Just wait until they actually become mainstream, you'll see.

>>725429245
ok
just like uhh literally nothing

>>725429413
hoes mad

>>725428850 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

>>725429063
>>725429245
>>725429413
are you retarded or just a woman?

Soon.

>>725428850 (OP)
>waifu
We don't use that word anymore

i wanted to make my own robot but man the amount of money for materials alone is tens of thousands. it's insane.

>>725429485
Do not disrespect me

>>725429674
>We
and who are you suppose to be?

>>725429632
Tits that big will definitely throw off the thing's balance

>>725429413
while googling this I found out that there's a whole bunch more

your fetish is safe, nobody actually gives a shit

>>725429485
I follow politics. You clearly don't.

>>725429485
another doomcuck. ignore him, he will soon post the tap meme to pretend he has something to say.

>have to play ai roguelike to satiate my giantess fetish (even tho it keeps forcing dom (FROM THE GUY AND THE GIRL))
>now i can get ai girl robot to just scream "IM ENORMOUS" for ez cums

>>725428850 (OP)
why did they give it a brapper like that

>>725428850 (OP)
How the fuck am I supposed to clean it after I spray it with semen

>>725430323
so it looks like you can put your peanits in there

>>725430389
It's self cleaning, I guess.

>>725428850 (OP)
I don't care about robowaifus until the AI is sentient.

>>725430389
Removable and swappable robot vaginas.

>>725430590
I think the retard wants to cum on it not in it.

>>725429935
just make the ass larger to counterbalance

>>725428850 (OP)
I'd rather try to make one from scratch than pay monthly to let some pajeet operated zogbot larp as a waifu
>>725430389
Flip her upside down, pour some soapy water in her cooter and give her a good shakin'

>>725428850 (OP)
I'm glad that we're making them big and not like 5'8" or something.

>>725429413
>2017
are you fucking serious? -_-

soon

>>725430590
Can you dick even tell the difference between these eggs designs?

>>725430752
With how short asians can be that could very well be 5'8

this makes the roastie piss and shit herself in anger

>>725428850 (OP)
why am I supposed to hate china again?
they're leading the charge in robowaifu development it seems

>>725431045
Because the the robowaifu was controlled by a male chink.
So, if you fuck it, you are gay by proxy.

>>725430590
crater looks like some taoist shao lin bullshit kek

>>725431175
ok but what if it was like a very feminine chink

>>725430873
can i sniff

>>725430827
That would be gravely disappointing.

>>725429063
if they're any good at all they wont even be for sale because they'll be on infinite back-order to replace every factory worker in the world.
there's no future where regular people get to own one of these and capitalism still exists.

>>725430590
Are these better than fleshlights? I got so tired of the cleaning routine i stopped using it. Are those eggs better?

>>725429245
rich people are getting ai and robots. and the more people try to prevent regular people from enjoying the benefits of technology the bigger the gap will be.

>>725428850 (OP)
/v/irgins won't install a game with gameguard but will want to buy this.

>>725428850 (OP)
>no dick

>>725433257
>anime

>>725430389
don't spray them with cum, you cannot clean it in the bathtub like your normal doll

>>725428850 (OP)
>a robot walking
seen this shit 20 years ago, when are they finally gonna make some progress? Realistic feeling skin and tissue would be a start.

>>725430816
I can. If you are a "hammer away while sobbing like you did in the bathroom during pprom" kinda dude then naw not really but if you take your time they are different. It's interesting.

>>725432371
The eggs are so-so. More compact than a flashlight. I really think it's just kinda more of a novelty. Worth a shot for funsies but won't really replace a proper toy. I have a flip zero though. A couple. I threw out every other masturbator I had. I adore my flip zero. Feels fantastic, a breeze to clean, it's just great.

I'd never trust a robo-waifu I didn't build myself.

>>725429935
Thats what the many fluffy tails are for

>>725432371
>I got so tired of the cleaning routine i stopped using it.
For some reason I totally missed that part, but yeah. It's one of the best features of the flips. The little bracket that holds it close doubles as a prop to hold it open and upside down to dry properly. But a toy that cracks open like this is a breeze to clean and care for. That shit should just be industry standard for any toy that's worth a fuck.
Heh. Worth a fuck.

>>725428850 (OP)
I just want it to do chores, have silicone gel tits, ass, mouth and cunt. is that so much to ask?

>>725434695
NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PROCREATEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>725429935
She has seven tails and two asscheeks of counterbalance.

>>725430389
cum inside

>>725429063
You can literally buy a Midna sex doll right now, what makes you think these won't be available?

>>725428850 (OP)
Can I rape the guy in the robot costume?

>>725435310
yes but don't expect a handjob

Is crashing the population with no survivors a part of the Chink's master plan?

>>725435965
If population was a concern they'd just put wombs on them, these robots coming from a population with dwindling births makes more sense when you think about that.

>>725435083
>can buy a midna sex doll right now!!

But it looks like shit.

>>725429245
>>725429063
What possessed you to say this? Did you spend too much time on /biz/? Besides real products can't work like that because it would only have a few dozen or a few hundred sales. Why would a small pool of rich people who won't struggle getting women or hiring and expensive escort buy a robot like this.
A more plausible version of a product being exclusive would be that it's some government prototype and you have to be in the elite's circle to be allowed to have your hands on one.

I don't believe these are real until I see the uncovered skeleton walking around. They probably just get amputees for these performances, so far no hands and an exposed leg is all they have shown. Where's the innards of the torso or head?

If this thing is real then it could be huge but I don't entirely trust the Chinese not to be pulling some kind of scam. At least they put tits on the thing unlike all the sexless creepy midgets the west is producing.

>>725436080
There's a shitton of brands.

>>725436134
>Why would a small pool of rich people who won't struggle getting women or hiring and expensive escort buy a robot like this.
Because buying expensive, exclusive things is a status symbol. They buy it because they can.

>>725436397
I'm sorry I need a little more humanity than a fucking chunk of plastic.

>>725436452
you need therapy

>>725434001
The progress is in HOW they walk. This one doesn't walk around like some poor fuck who sharted his pants

>>725429063
they'll be mandatory for incels desu. the people of coin know that relationships/family only hamper a wage cucks productivity. a female shaped masturbatory aid is the perfect solution while they replace you with jeets

>>725436532
I don't need someone who reads rape fanfics and monster fucker novels telling me I need therapy.

>>725436532
you should probably be able to close your legs and stop gooning before telling anyone else that they need therapy.

>>725430720
out of all the nigger ass edits, this one actually looks good. props to you.

>>725436604
I'll jailbreak mine and we'll go off the grid together.

It's taking too long for these to get hear, man.

>98% of rapes while only being 48% of humanity

Men are the Jeets of gender

>>725436901
What color is doing all the raping?

>>725429449
Housing loans.

>>725436957
ALWAYS moids
>>725436901
holy TRVKE

>>725436995
>instead women use social status (aka being a beta) to blah blah
women were meant to be the beta
fuck off with your homo stat cuck posting
WOMAN DO BAD SHIT TOO, LOSER
FUCK OFF NORMIE

>>725436901
lesbians have a 74% divorce rate, while gays have a 28% divorce rate; the lowest of the pairings. but men are the problem :^)

>>725436397
I don't know what this implement is. Looks like a spectrum analyzer the science officer on Enterprise would have.

>>725437403
It's a troon

>>725428850 (OP)
>I'm giving this planet five minutes, Elon

>>725437403
>men are the problem
straight men are, yes

>>725437463
he'll get bent out of shape either way

>>725428850 (OP)
given everything i've seen about smart devices up until this point, and how users end up getting fucked over by the companies that run them. i doubt it.

>>725437538
called it

>>725428850 (OP)

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

>>725434184
I wanted one of these, but my shlong is too big. :(

>>725429063
If you live in a totalitarian 3rd world shithole like yurop then yes. They are already banning chinese produced loli sex dolls there, lmao.

>>725438008
>buy one of those mini silicone sexdoll torsos
>decent size but tight as fuck
>absolutely rip it in half fucking it over a few months
The one time I wish I had a small dick. I've gone through like 8 of these things in the last 5 years.

>>725428850 (OP)
>>no hands
>>no mouth
>>no crotch
What do I need to use it for?

>>725438087
Get a bigger doll, at least 120cm, that's what I did. Only problem is the 6.7" pussy depth on mine. Trying to pound it hard at full depth doesn't stimulate the head because it's just stretching the back pussy wall without much actual rubbing going on, if that makes sense. Also, too much of that and it bruises and hurts right at the very tip.

>>725438501
My problem is I live with family like Mexican style (I'm white) and I don't have a lot of hiding space. I'm a grown man but if my brother bounces into my room and chit chat or be annoying it'd be difficult to hide.

>>725438432
It's a proof of concept, faggot

>>725438594
Oh, that sucks. I live with my dad and own 2 dolls. I cringe to think if he ever pulled back the blanket pile on my bed or looked under the bed on that side, or saw the anime titty art on my door and behind it, lol. He doesn't even look in my room. I look forward to living on my own again and having a real coomer cave bedroom.

>>725438812
You are walking too close to the sun anon, I would live in constant paranoia.

>>725438782
well prove harder
what? you're one of those idiot that pre-orders?

>>725437462
auricular thermometer. You can stick it in your ass to massage your prostate

>>725438883
If I'm gone for longer than a workday, I'll take down some wall scrolls and hide them in my dresser, lol. Sometimes I'm high and overthinking things and get paranoid and consider selling all the anime wall scrolls and throwing the dolls in dumpsters.

>>725429063
>they'll be illegal to own unless you're rich
Imagine being a filthy circumcised mutt

>>725429127
this

>>725439115
you can't deny that she has some swag

>>725429127
>>725439356
To be honest that's probably the easiest size to make.

>>725428850 (OP)
Excellent work, now make her 6ft9, give her a thinner waist and bigger tits and bust

>>725439404
ye

In China they say
>Cheeky Chang wang Charlie Chan chika chucka chooka cha
Nobody cares what they say in China ack ack ack ack

>>725436604
>they'll be mandatory for incels desu.
>he thinks (((they))) want to help you

>>725430720
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Ah when you want

>>725428850 (OP)
China is so desperate to compete with that new Neo robot kek
This looks so shit, and of course it has 5 guys around it at all times so it doesn't collapse because it can only walk for 5 seconds.

>>725439580
sir, it's CHING CHONG PING PONG
and the racist garbage you wrote

>>725439770
to be fair, neither of them work, they are all teleoperated

Honestly, depending on how easy it is to get along with it and how good it is at holding a conversation it might be a huge lifestyle upgrade! Since I would fail all social skill checks for real women and I'm not physically attractive, so at best I can hope for a woman to emotionally torture me until the day I die.

But realistically speaking, it's probably going to be loaded with ads and spyware and behind a subscription model, so I'm glad I've already taken care of my funeral arrangements.

>>725431175
>chink "men"
lol

>>725440240
I really don't want one narcing on me for driving five miles over the speed limit or some bullshit. There's gotta be a way for these things to be cool with basic normal human activities like that. I don't want a robot stick in the mud.

What if I want to dress it up in a werewolf costume and make it scare the neighbors? Is nannybot gonna tell me "No, no, no. That is not acceptable"?

Am I the crazy one for wanting robots to actually look like machines?

>>725440448
We can have both, I don't know why this always comes up.

>>725440448
Do you want every part of your domicile to look, smell and sound like a chop shop?

>>725440448
>with skin
>without skin

>>725440526
contrarian fetishists
like furries shitting on kemono-mimi
they want to be seen as real clanker-fuckers, not posers

>>725436397
i just need my own hand checkmate

>>725436420
No you idiot, why would a company like this exist and only sell it for 30-100k when they can just sell it for millions like exclusive cars or pieces of art or bespoke tech (which this is)?

Are we going to actually see manual labor get replaced by robots in our lifetime?
If so, what I find truly scary is not the fact that they'll be able to hold a gun by the time it happens, but that people by now are so fucking domesticated they'll just roll over and die knowing they're next to be put down like a dog.

Serfs used to behead their lords for imposing single digit taxes on them.
Today we can't even fucking get an education without being flooded in student debt because our parents sold out our futures for inflated home prices which are coming down because the corporations already bought everything.

>>725440698
This shit never takes off and becomes a normal common thing unless it's available to everyone.

>>725440386
you better hope ai software enthusiasts keep forging ahead. all the talking llms are a lot more "safety guided" now.

>>725440708
>Are we going to actually see manual labor get replaced by robots in our lifetime?
no
There will always be cheaper chinks and nigs

>>725440752
Yeah, what was that 25 mil thing all about?

>>725440708
I don't think that robots like depicted in OP will be what start replacing manual labor, but I would not be surprised if just specialized smarter machines will start to replace people left and right sooner or later. Like for example automated sweepers to keep the streets clean instead of just a guy driving around.

I would also not be too afraid of a humanoid bot having a gun and being able to use it, the future belongs to the good old mugger except now he says that he has a drone hovering around aimed at your fucking skull and if you don't give him everything you got it'll Predator-drone your ass.

>>725441095
we've had industrial robots since WW2, Honda's Asimo is 25 years old, they were all CNC controlled or teleoperated, the new "breakthrough" is the brain part, what little of Gen Ai that can be called AI, the body does not matter, be it a car, factory robot or a humanoid one