Thread 725443727

>it'll happen someday bro
I'm 25, faggot. I've been single for 6 years. Fuck you.

>>725443727 (OP)
God and the government.

Im still 12

mario in my pants, eat-a my penis, ah!

just send a woman this and she'll drip wet to play video games with you

video games.

>>725443727 (OP)
>I've been single for 6 years.
booho faggot
i've been single for 33 years

>>725443727 (OP)
>Has been not single in the past
Stay your tongue, casual

playing multiplayer won't change shit bro. all joys turn to ash in the end. suffering is our guiding light leading us painfully back towards the dharma.

>>725443835
look how fast, women are already responding only 9 seconds later

I'm a proud wizard

Video games?

i'm 35, still single. kinda cool with it, i enjoy my free time.

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>>725443861
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>>725443835
>IRL the game is no longer a thing
Remember that guy on /b/ that'd tripfag as god and post IRL patch notes every new year?

>>725443727 (OP)
Are you a virgin?

Nigger, I've been single my entire life. Let me the play the world's smallest violin for you.

t. 38 year old

my mom doesn't even love me
I've never had a positive female interaction in my life
video games

I don't think I could find a girl I would want to spend all my free time with

>>725443727 (OP)
I was single until I was 30. Now I'm married. It could happen someday.

>>725443848
>>725443861
>>725443873
>>725444007
I don't care, faggots. You're autistic NEET manchildren, you were never going to succeed. I actually had potential until covid stole my 20s and tiktok made women into whores.

Video games?

>>725443727 (OP)
I got laid for the first time when i was 25

>>725443727 (OP)
>>725444147
Here comes one of them right now OP, this is your chance to give one of those arrogant, nose-rubbing bastards what-for.

>>725444179
>covid stole my 20s
you had to stay indoors for a couple months and that stole your 20s? what?

>>725443959
if that's you doing that you're a faggot. And if it's not you tripfagging and you're having memberberries over a fucking tripfag then I don't know if faggot camp is gonna fix it

I lost my virginity to a nigger on grindr while I was in a chastity cage

>>725444179
>I don't care
And conversely we don't care about your fail life faggot, delete your thread and kys.

>>725443727 (OP)
26 years, no relationship
Just join us bro. Don't tell me you can't even be a wizard?

I'm a 37 year old virgin. My life kicks ass.

>>725444179
You are just mad you will never be a real wizard

>>725444297
>LEAVE!!!!!
No. You will read my blogposts and you WILL like it.

>>725444179
Can't commiserate, you just hate. I rate this thread a 1/8. May you never find love and only masturbate. Up your ass may you shove a rake.

>>725444179
KWAB your bitchmade victim complex is a thousand times more pathetic and wretched than accepting wizardhood over mundane normiehood you little cunt. Delete thread and ban yourself now

>>725443727 (OP)
What the fuck is with you losers using /v/ for this drivel?
Why can't you obnoxious faggots go to /r9k/ and cry with the other rejects, why must you shove your pathetic nature in the face of people who don't give a shit?

>>725444273
>if that's you doing that
What? How could it be me if I was referring to the guy who did it in the third person? Absolute retard.

>>725443727 (OP)
Why do you care so much about this?

>>725444179
you gotta go back

>>725444287
How's the HIV

I'm looking for gaming bros to troll video games with. Pic related. I can cure your inceldom and give you keys to be a youtuber neet. All I ask is friendship. White straight American naturally born 18-49 year old Men only who don't smoke/drink/do drugs or have tatts and only if you make under 35k a year and never went to college allowed.

Answer some questions first:

1) What video games do you play or want to play?
2) Do you already have people to play video games with?
3) Do you like trolling in video games?
4) How much do you make per year and what is your job?
5) Ever been to college, or want to go to college?
6) Do you tryhard in video games?
7) Are you part of any gaming clans or guilds?
8) Do you smoke, do drugs, drink, or have tattoos?

>>725443727 (OP)
if you don't make it happen, nothing will ever happen
nobody is coming to save you

saved you the first year and a half of therapy, go do things

>>725444512
Hahahaha

>>725444287
was it worth it?

No one cares about your faggot lives you dumb faggots. Not your faggot blog.

>>725444179
>my context is to blame for my own shortcomings!
classic burgerland mentality

>>725443727 (OP)
Just be yourself

>>725444512
tuh-too

>>725443727 (OP)
cool blog nigga
tell us anon, which specific actions did you take to reach the measureable and achievable goal of not being single?
did you join some clubs or other random activities and allowed yourself to participate in more social interactions?
did you practice talking to people so you don't sound like a robot and can at least pretend to be interested?
were you going out more or were you just rotting front of your incel shrine pc in your cum-stained messy room fapping to degenerate shit three times a day and shitposting on pol, not even playing video games or reading a book for once?
were you taking care of yourself? eating well? exercising? showering? wearing good looking clothes?

Where the fuck are the mods?

>>725443727 (OP)

Can zoomers go fucking kill themselves already? not your blog

>>725444512
trolling is always a good time, but unfortunately i make too much money for your criteria

>>725444386
/r9k/ got overrun normalfags
actual autists don't have anywhere to go anymore

>>725444287
How long until you were able to walk again?