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Didn't play 10 000 and dead to rights yet but I love all of those, Wet being my favorite followed by Max Payne.

>>725452037 (OP)
Max Payne simply is the best and there's no reason to put the rest in any particular order.

>>725452037 (OP)

Wet > Total Overdose > Max Payne > 10.000 Bullets > Stranglehold > Dead To Rights

dead to rights Xbox > 10,000 bullets > total overdose > max payne = stranglehold > (powergap) > wet = Dead to rights GC/PS2

>>725452037 (OP)
Rubi sexo

>>725452037 (OP)
Max payne>>>

>>725452037 (OP)
>WETposting in 2025

feels good to be a gangster, innit

Bump

>>725452037 (OP)
wet>max payne>everything else

>>725452037 (OP)
>>725453882
seems like you were late to the party with WET OP
youve been making this thread for a couple of days now
are you trying to gauge interest in a rerelease in some way

>>725452037 (OP)
Never heard of 10k Bullets
Remember this Czech Max Payne knock off?

>>725460507
no I’m the guy that just posted
>feels good to be a gangster innit

seems like people are just posting about it besides me now, I just make the ITT: post your favourite games thread on weekends

>>725460672
nah, tell me more though, I’m interested

>>725461018
It's a 5-6 hours long game where you play an agent trying to stop a Colombian drug cartel, not bad but pretty disposable
Also extremely repetitive soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_0yQtj0U8

>>725460672
>>725461265
never heard of this one but the title sounds pretty rad
i miss when we had more of these testosterone filled action games

>>725461265
I have time to spare. Any idea on where I could get it, or should I emulate?

>>725461762
You can still buy the game on Steam and it only costs 4 bucks
It was also released only for PC

>>725462096
aight, thanks m8

>>725463537
HOLY SHIT IM CUMMING

>>725452037 (OP)
7/10
All of them

>>725464035
TRVKE

>>725460672
this was pretty fun

>>725452037 (OP)
haven’t seen dead to rights or 10,000 bullets, thanks op, I’ll be checking them out rq

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>>725463797

Shut the fuck up, you dumb cumbrain dickhead!!! Jeeeezzz... Coomer guys who just can't think with anything other than what they hide in their pants are the fucking worst. You are like a bunch of fucking loud, primitive, dancing, screaming fucking jungle monkeys. UGHHHH... Give me a break...

>>725452537
>And I released my finger from the trigger. Then it was over.

why can’t we have more games like this

>>725468142
she would not fucking say all of that

>>725469525
because Remedy can’t make games anymore.

>>725452037 (OP)
Max payne is the best of the 3 I played. I never finished dead to rights. Got stuck in an area getting straight buttfucked but it was fun. Stranglehold was OK but forgettable

>>725460507
People try to force mid tier shit games on here for years like Kane and Lynch 2 and Wet but it never catches on. Especially action slop fags.

Dead to rights was a 5/10 but I enjoyed it

Great Meh Shit
Shit Meh Shit
This genre has less good games than character action games.

>>725473342
>kane and lynch 2
>shit

nice bait anon, almost fell for it

>>725473342
>Kane and Lynch 2
>mid tier
That game is genuinely garbage and everyone who praises it only does so because of the aesthetic and tone. The encounter design and shooting are abysmal.

^ the duality of /v/

>>725473626
If you ever typed or thought sleazecore, you're a fag got hipster. I liked k&l 1 way more. Two was disappointing as fuck and literally nobody talked about it here until it was on sale for 99 cents a few years ago and then the "oh my heckin sleazecore kino game" threads started to appear.

>>725452037 (OP)
>Total Overdose
Fuck, I haven't heard anyone talk about this game in the last 15 years.

>>725474034
what the fuck is sleazecore lmao

>>725474035
>>725474035
>nobody talks about this shit game
>that makes it less kino hidden gem

>>725474281
Forgot pic

>>725474371
im trans btw

>>725458251
zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

>>725475037
forgot pic

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>>725473342
>mid
>WET
anon
i actually like WET
it wasnt flawless but fuck me its way better than most games these days

>>725476343
would you rather have
>WET
OR
>Dragon Age: The Veilguard

pick your poison, anons

>>725477898

>decent 7/10 action game with cool as fuck style, music, and action VS garbage 100 hour long RPG for trannies

whoa. what a difficult choice

>>725477898
biggest no brainer choice buddy
you really think thats some sort of a dilemma

>>725478741
btw where’d you get this image anon

for medical purposes

>>725452037 (OP)
Max payne 2 is kino but Max Payne 1 is wildly overrated
DTR varies wildly by version.
Total overdose is fun, very underrated
Stranglehold and wet are both meh. I think Wet is slightly better.
Never played 10000 bullets.

>>725481238
>MP2 over MP1

wild statement but I understand where you’re coming from

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>>725481238
Should I emulate TD?

>>725477898
biggest no brainer choice buddy
you really think thats some sort of a dilemma
WET
is that even poison lmao

>>725487091
Wet in this scenario is like having a nice, frigid strawberry milkshake during a lukewarm summer night.

Dragon Age is like stabbing your testicles with clothespins while actively slurping up an unholy conjecture of all the goyslop drinks combined, through a paper straw no less.

>>725452037 (OP)
max payne
*power gap*
dead to rights
stranglehold
wet
10000 bullets (fun soundtrack though)

haven't played TO though i really should

>>725488636
>ITS PAYNE

>>725489205
WHACK ‘IM

>>725489904
PAIN IN THE BUTT

>>725480805
Nigga just search up rule34 of the game.

>>725492879
>MAXIMUS PAYNE

>>725452037 (OP)
You forgot El Matador you idiot

>>725495406
it was mentioned earlier in the thread

>>725452037 (OP)
I only played Payne in the butt to the Max a dozen times.

>>725497042
TIME TO PLAY IT AGAIN

>>725452037 (OP)
>Viktor was like free pizza at an anime convention. I could smell him. I needed to consume him.

what did max mean by this

>>725498742
he tasted good?

>>725498742
like all bad things in his life, it started with gay sex.

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>>725452037 (OP)
What happened to arcadey third person action games? The last one I can think of is Evil West but I need more.

>>725452037 (OP)
Spicy Move > everyone else

>>725502001
it’s a lost genre lad, but I’d like a new Max Payne game sometime soon.

>>725502001
they (d)evolved into sony's trademark over the shoulder movie games that do everything in their power to play themselves so casualfags can just feel cool without doing anything more than these games were already pretty simple and braindead fun

>>725453882
El Sexo

>>725452037 (OP)
Dead to rights 1 is 10/10 even though the controls were fuckin cancer.

>>725505991
case in point God of War.

>>725506234
Look at that game-accurate tequila. The alcoholic thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has her sword down to its littlest details.

>>725508825
Playing it right now, controls make me wanna shoot myself, but this ain’t half bad!

>>725509602
That is literally the only example of a Sony series trying to emulate The Last of Us, yet everyone constantly bitches about all the supposed "over the shoulder Sony games"

>>725511438
There’s maybe Horizon, and… uh… hold on anon, lemme think this over.

>>725512824
forgot pic

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>>725452037 (OP)
recently found out total overdose got a sequel on the psp called chili con carnage

>>725514702
wtf? really?

>>725452037 (OP)
I only played Max Payne, which was great, and Stranglehold, which was ok. I only bought Stranglehold you get Hard Boiled in HD, so I wasn't disappointed.

>>725453882
Very nice collage anon

>>725515140
Let’s see Paul Allen’s collage

>>725452037 (OP)
max payne > stranglehold > total overdose > dead to rights > havent played the others.

>>725453882
>Total Overdose
>Dual machine gun guitar cases

>>725514764
really

>>725516519
is it worth a try or nah

>>725516660
it was fun.
mind you I played this as a 30 somthing year old while I played the original when I was a wee lad.
so it didnt live up to my memory of max payne+gta but desperado aka total overdose

>>725516794
alright, I’ll give it a try. Thanks anon for the game recommendation.

>>725485754
If you couldn’t tell by the other posts in this thread, yes you should.

>>725454665
one thing we can all agree on

This was a nice thread friends, though I’ll be putting myself to sleep now. See you guy’s next time.

>>725521537
I wish I could put myself to sleep. In the euthanasia sense.