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Anonymous No.725461054 [Report] >>725461112 >>725461313 >>725461378 >>725461449 >>725461621 >>725461714 >>725461850 >>725462102 >>725462131 >>725463231 >>725463925 >>725465161 >>725465396 >>725465418 >>725465951 >>725469330 >>725470775 >>725473936
How can this guy become gay in the second game when in the first game he's a womanizer? Not to mention the fact that during the prologue of the second game, Hans is almost killed because he wanted to see some women who were near the lake.
This is complete nonsense.
Anonymous No.725461112 [Report] >>725461224 >>725461530 >>725461697 >>725462253 >>725463758 >>725465065 >>725465172 >>725465289 >>725465943 >>725466053 >>725467905 >>725470409
>>725461054 (OP)
he's only gay if (you) select that option, faggot
Anonymous No.725461224 [Report] >>725461347 >>725461518
>>725461112
How can you justify the gay romance when there's all this other stuff going on (the story about the lake with the women, etc.)?
Anonymous No.725461240 [Report] >>725461418 >>725461485
He's quantum gay, ever heard of double slit experiment? Hans goes through 2 slits (pussy and ass) he acts straight, Hans goes through 1 stil (ass) he acts gay.
Anonymous No.725461298 [Report]
he became a Better Man
Anonymous No.725461313 [Report] >>725461356 >>725461532
>>725461054 (OP)
Womanizers are closeted gays. No exceptions. Hypersexuality is homosexuality.
Anonymous No.725461347 [Report]
>>725461224
I don't give a shit. Some of the gayest men in the world have fucked plenty of women anyway
Anonymous No.725461356 [Report] >>725467609
>>725461313
>you wanna fuck a lotta girls?
>you must be gay, bruv
Anonymous No.725461378 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
Maybe the true gaylord was the friend we made along the way.
Anonymous No.725461418 [Report]
>>725461240
Nice way to say gay
Anonymous No.725461449 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
he did fall for henry i guess, it can happen.
Anonymous No.725461465 [Report]
If you made him a faggot then he becomes a fag.
Anonymous No.725461485 [Report] >>725461529
>>725461240
I spat out my coffee this is genuinely funny. Like if a gay person checks the slit Hans is gay and if a straight person checks it Hans is straight.
Anonymous No.725461518 [Report]
>>725461224
you think fucking girls closes that out? i some men has fucked more girls and men than you
Anonymous No.725461529 [Report]
>>725461485
okay, that is pretty funny
Anonymous No.725461530 [Report] >>725461635 >>725461756 >>725461854 >>725465396
>>725461112
You're the faggot. It's the fact that these two characters were changed to be able to be gay. It's shows of lack of care and disrespect this retard polish jew has towards his own creation. Not only does he do that but he goes back on his word so he's clearly not trustworthy as a person. Even added a whole questline of propaganda.
Anonymous No.725461532 [Report]
>>725461313
lol that's something someone who gets no pussy would say
Anonymous No.725461552 [Report]
Only 2 men can feel pure love
Anonymous No.725461621 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
JEWS
/thread
Anonymous No.725461635 [Report] >>725462368 >>725465943
>>725461530
>changed to be able to be gay
but that implies that they were never not gay in the first place, which is never confirmed so how could they be changed?
Anonymous No.725461697 [Report] >>725461803 >>725461820
>>725461112
I won't turn gay just because some dude says he wants to fuck my ass, that's total retard logic
Anonymous No.725461714 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
>Inserts nigger
>invents jewish quarter
>fuck your best friend from game that you went through a lot of shit with including romancing for him in DLC
Daniel Vávra is an eternal kike
Anonymous No.725461756 [Report] >>725462381 >>725468097
>>725461530
so its not really a role playing game or is it?
Anonymous No.725461803 [Report]
>>725461697
so being gay isn't a choice then, if you can choose not to do it. So Hans and Henry were always gay then. Checkmate atheists.
Anonymous No.725461820 [Report]
>>725461697
you can fuck the ass without turning gay
Anonymous No.725461850 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
There's something like being bisexual chud
Anonymous No.725461854 [Report]
>>725461530
I mean being gay is very unchristian, obviously they weren't tip toeing through the tulips.
Anonymous No.725462102 [Report] >>725462303 >>725462670 >>725465943
>>725461054 (OP)
.How can this guy become gay in the second game when in the first game he's a womanizer?
You know some people are able to feel attraction to both women and men? I swear this was common knowledge for quite a long time but we've had some sort of retard regression recently where everyone now pretends it's unheard of.
Anonymous No.725462131 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
>degenerate becomes more degenerate as time passes
Anonymous No.725462253 [Report] >>725462559 >>725465510
>>725461112
Except it puts all of their interactions into question, because Hans will be gay if Henry initiates it, which means that he's always gay, but is just waiting for Henry. Now whenever he jokes about cocks and such, it's hard to take that as banter when we now know he wants to fuck Henry. Also really cheapens the brotherly friendship they had in 1. It's like the people who want Frodo and Sam to be gay, because they can't fathom how two men could have such a close bond without making them faggots. There is pretty much no reason why they added it, other than for globalhomo points, and it makes the characters feel a lot less like actual people, because none of them ever act or even hint at being gay during the first one. Whoever made that decision has zero integrity from a writing perspective
Anonymous No.725462303 [Report]
>>725462102
You're retarded dude, he clearly sold out to embracer and made the game gay and meanwhile inserted his kike shit. He's a fucking retard best case scenario, but in the end he's just your average jew., helltbent on bastardizing anything white.
Anonymous No.725462368 [Report] >>725462618
>>725461635
Warhorse account confirmed Henry was straight
Anonymous No.725462381 [Report] >>725462693
>>725461756
Henry is already a character with established characteristics and an entire game where he isn't a fag
Anonymous No.725462559 [Report] >>725462840
>>725462253
>because Hans will be gay if Henry initiates it, which means that he's always gay, but is just waiting for Henry. Now whenever he jokes about cocks and such, it's hard to take that as banter when we now know he wants to fuck Henry.
don't initiate it faggot. It's called ROLE PLAYING.
Anonymous No.725462618 [Report]
>>725462368
That was before embracer and Vávra the kike chickening out and taking the money
Anonymous No.725462670 [Report] >>725464789
>>725462102
Bi = code name for gay
Anonymous No.725462693 [Report] >>725462908
>>725462381
so its like witcher so not a real rpg
Anonymous No.725462840 [Report] >>725462923
>>725462559
Thanks for ignoring the rest of my post
Anonymous No.725462908 [Report] >>725463071
>>725462693
Pretty much, in the sense you can only stretch the character so much before it stops making sense
Anonymous No.725462923 [Report] >>725462975 >>725463027 >>725463226
>>725462840
It was just as stupid as the rest of your post. Keep crying over fictional characters and the story/choices you make them do.
Anonymous No.725462975 [Report]
>>725462923
Whatever you say, genius
Anonymous No.725463027 [Report] >>725463139
>>725462923
>I'm a tranny
Ok, now go back to plebbit and goon with your xisters
Anonymous No.725463071 [Report]
>>725462908
thats main reason cyberpunk was shitty game.
Anonymous No.725463139 [Report] >>725463334
>>725463027
>brings up trannys out of nowhere
>in a gay thread
erm xister, I think you may be the one who is in the wrong thread xo
Anonymous No.725463226 [Report]
>>725462923
I guarantee you're one of the fags who makes BG3 threads.
Anonymous No.725463231 [Report] >>725463358 >>725463561
>>725461054 (OP)
>How can this guy become gay in the second game when in the first game he's a womanizer?
First time learning about bisexuality champ?
Anonymous No.725463334 [Report]
>>725463139
Please keep defending this kike faggot game, I'm sure Vávra will love you for it.
Anonymous No.725463358 [Report] >>725463446 >>725463469
>>725463231
Show me ONE scene in the first game where it's hinted or implied that both of them COULD be or is bi.
Anonymous No.725463446 [Report] >>725463843
>>725463358
You cannot prove it, nor can you prove that they aren't.
Anonymous No.725463469 [Report] >>725463561 >>725463708 >>725463843
>>725463358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closeted
Anonymous No.725463561 [Report] >>725463648
>>725463231
>>725463469
Bisexuality does not exist, it's just homosexuality
Anonymous No.725463648 [Report]
>>725463561
i met people who fuck 1 guys for every 10 woman thats not really gay
Anonymous No.725463708 [Report] >>725463780
>>725463469
Are you describing yourself? You'd probably love to slurp on my cock right now you faggot.
Anonymous No.725463758 [Report]
>>725461112
This. It's been 8 months and they still think about being gay constantly.
Anonymous No.725463780 [Report] >>725463948
>>725463708
hot
Anonymous No.725463843 [Report] >>725463957 >>725463993
>>725463446
>>725463469
Retarded bait. The game starts out with Henry ogling Theresa with his dad. Has a girlfriend already. Hans is constantly going after girls and gets in trouble for doing it. You play as a wingman for him too. It's clear as day they are straight and not bi just by using your eyes and getting to know these characters. Imaginary possibilities to cope with when their straightness is clear and presented throughout the first game. I'm waiting on evidence not head-canon cope.
Anonymous No.725463925 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
They had to put in a gay character to tick the boxes, so this character was the lucky one
Anonymous No.725463948 [Report] >>725464275
>>725463780
>slurping on a fat guys hairy cock
>hot
The fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous No.725463957 [Report] >>725464159
>>725463843
>you can't like guys if you like girls
Listen ranjeet i know your society is several decades behind the west but this isn't hard to understand
Anonymous No.725463993 [Report] >>725464159 >>725465584
>>725463843
That shows he has an attraction to women. It doesn't show he doesn't have an attraction to men as well
Anonymous No.725463994 [Report]
.
Anonymous No.725464159 [Report] >>725464347 >>725464372
>>725463957
>>725463993
Show me one scene. Waiting for it you pasty ghouls.
Anonymous No.725464275 [Report] >>725464359
>>725463948
>fat hairy cock
You’re making it hotter anon
Anonymous No.725464347 [Report] >>725465818
>>725464159
Ignoring the point doesn’t make it go away. It cannot be proven, nor can you prove he isn’t bi. It’s also a fictional character so who gives a fuck
Anonymous No.725464359 [Report] >>725464427
>>725464275
Sure I am, go back to watching your sissy hypno porn and leave us men to deal with this.
Anonymous No.725464372 [Report]
>>725464159
>SHOW ME THE SCENE WHERE HE WANTS TO FUCK A MAN SHOW IT TO ME SHOW IT TO ME NOW I NEED TO SEE IT I NEED TO SEE HENRY WANT TO FUCK MEN SO BAD HURRY AND SHOW IT TO ME
You gotta be more sly than that, fag
Anonymous No.725464427 [Report] >>725464605
>>725464359
Deal with me daddy
Anonymous No.725464605 [Report] >>725464689
>>725464427
You're trying to derail this thread with your gay fantasies
Anonymous No.725464689 [Report] >>725464957
>>725464605
You brought up gays slurping your dick anon. I think it’s your fantasy that’s derailed it.
Anonymous No.725464789 [Report]
>>725462670
Cope
Anonymous No.725464957 [Report] >>725465002
>>725464689
>Doesn't understand my ways
Kneel before your true god, mortal
Anonymous No.725465002 [Report] >>725465227
>>725464957
Yes sir!
Anonymous No.725465065 [Report]
>>725461112
>hey hans i know youre the straightest man that ever lived, but what if... i want to fuck that butthole?
>omg henry yes please fuck my bussy, you just said the magic orientation-changing words!
the absolute rot that goes on in the brains of left-leaning faggots
Anonymous No.725465161 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
It's the 15th century, he's still going to act straight and keep up appearances, marry a woman, even if he's a practicing homosexual. This isn't modern matriarchy where women make the rules and refuse to marry gay guys, especially a royal
Anonymous No.725465172 [Report] >>725465298 >>725465310 >>725465685
>>725461112
So you finally admit that being gay is a choice and conversion therapy works?
Anonymous No.725465227 [Report]
>>725465002
God, you sissy trannies are so easily subdued.
Anonymous No.725465289 [Report]
>>725461112
>give a canon gay character an option to go straight
>LITERALLY GENOCIDE!!! also conversion therapy! also arrest that person!

Fuck (you)
Anonymous No.725465298 [Report] >>725465363
>>725465172
If conversion therapy worked, US Senator Lindsay Graham would be married with children.
Anonymous No.725465310 [Report] >>725465523
>>725465172
The only people who think being gay is a choice are people who are gay but refuse to admit it
Anonymous No.725465363 [Report]
>>725465298
It worked for Obama
Anonymous No.725465396 [Report]
>>725461530
>>725461054 (OP)
I wouldn't usually care, but in KCD 2 it really irked me. I felt that I was only a button click away from turning them both gay and that all their personal conversations and time together had a hint of 'this could be two friends or gay lovers having this conversation'.
Had similar in BG3 where everyone would fag out at the click of a button and everyone was offering their abuse to you as soon as you looked at them.
But for Kingdom Come it was worse, I had 3 complete playthoughs of the first game, Henry and Hans rivaly turning into friendship and brotherhood was a well written and entertaining part of the storyline.
Having this potentially go gay in the second really takes away from it, 'men can't be to friendly without bumming each other'
If they really wanted to include gay romances, have a new male figure in the game for it, don't twist an established character who had his own DLC about chasing women into it.
Anonymous No.725465418 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
He got raped by Kushan when they kidnapped him. It's his trauma.
Anonymous No.725465510 [Report]
>>725462253
Exactly how I feel about it. Hans is one button press away from slobbering on your cock. It's not even hidden away behind some side quest, it's right there on a main storyline conversation
Anonymous No.725465523 [Report] >>725465685 >>725466178
>>725465310
it's clearly not a choice if you've ever dealt with gay people. they are all mentally ill, and i'm not talking about the gay part at all, just how they are in the rest of their life
Anonymous No.725465584 [Report]
>>725463993
He takes the piss out of the villain and his lover for being gay
Anonymous No.725465685 [Report] >>725465853
>>725465523
Yes but for anons like >>725465172, they fail to understand that people like you and me walk through our daily lives without feeling any kind of arousal towards men at all. Meanwhile he does but refuses to admit it makes him gay or bi, he thinks he can just choose not to fuck the men he's attracted to and it makes him not gay
Anonymous No.725465818 [Report]
>>725464347
What point? Imaginary possibilities and what ifs. Not one scene of them showing any attraction to each other. Not one implication in KCD 1. So who gives a fuck? Then fuck books and movies and anything with a story then. Fuck writing. Just write shit with no cohesion like a monkey. Show me a scene.
Anonymous No.725465853 [Report] >>725465976 >>725466016
>>725465685
Both of those are me, anon. The choice post was just a shitpost.
Anonymous No.725465923 [Report]
Where IS it?
Anonymous No.725465943 [Report]
>>725461112
>>725461635
>>725462102
>being gay is a choice!
And we are full circle.
sage No.725465951 [Report] >>725466547
>>725461054 (OP)
if you put heterosexual man in prison there are good chances he will start fucking twinks that are there with him
you'd know this if you were a man
Anonymous No.725465976 [Report] >>725466060
>>725465853
Oh well then, you're gay.
Anonymous No.725466016 [Report]
>>725465853
Yeah but KCD2 wasn't supposed to be made for trannies, it was for us chuds. FUCK YOU TRANNIES, fucking antiwhite sissy loser. I will fucking beat your ass and leave you in the ICU for months.
Anonymous No.725466053 [Report] >>725466362
>>725461112
He's gay as soon as you download the game and install it on your computer, it's literally written into the game's code.
Anonymous No.725466060 [Report]
>>725465976
you'd know, faggot
Anonymous No.725466178 [Report]
>>725465523
It's safe to assume that the gay part is intrinsic to the mental illness.
Anonymous No.725466362 [Report]
>>725466053
It's all fun and games unti lthe chuds break in to your home and beat you to a pulp
Anonymous No.725466547 [Report] >>725466672 >>725467367
>>725465951
Top bad for you because I spent 3 years in French prison because I committed a few robberies in shops.
Gay men in prison are looked down upon and get beaten up if others find out they exist.
It's the worst shame to be like that in prison.
Also, I'm heterosexual, and I'm still heterosexual. I used to masturbate to the weather girls when I was in prison.

The only times I hear about homosexuality in prison are in American films or TV series. I don't know if that's true in reality.
Anonymous No.725466672 [Report]
>>725466547
>French
Lmfao French prison is even gayer than American prison, and in American prison men just rape each other all day long
Anonymous No.725467367 [Report] >>725467596
>>725466547
It's faggots projecting. I served on submarines and people always say the same thing about how we must have been sucking each other off underway. No, why the fuck would we do that?
Anonymous No.725467596 [Report]
>>725467367
>I served on submarines
Say hi to your boyfriend for me fag
Anonymous No.725467609 [Report]
>>725461356
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cMXNJ3zkSiE
Anonymous No.725467695 [Report]
>being gay is bad now
What happened?
Anonymous No.725467905 [Report]
>>725461112
The game only displays options that are plausible for Henry to take. If one of those options is packing fudge, Henry is a closeted homosexual and I don't play as closeted fags.
Anonymous No.725468097 [Report]
>>725461756
You play the role of Henry, a closeted homosexual. That is the role you play. Role playing =/= custom character. The fun of roleplay comes from you imagining yourself as the other person and making the decisions that they, not (you), would make in those situations.
You may decide to come out of the closest, you may not. That's great roleplaying right there.
Anonymous No.725468476 [Report]
He probably got buckbroken while in captivity, he does get captured twice in the game.
Anonymous No.725469330 [Report] >>725469483
>>725461054 (OP)
>How can this guy become gay in the second game
no idea
Anonymous No.725469483 [Report]
>>725469330
>digital well being
Still coming to terms as to what the fuck this could possibly mean.
Anonymous No.725470409 [Report]
>>725461112
The point is it shouldn't even be an option.
Anonymous No.725470775 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
Almost like the dev is jewish and you fell for his trap. You will watch everyone you like be destroyed
Anonymous No.725473936 [Report]
>>725461054 (OP)
Pandering the reason why they added the gay shit was because they wanted to pander to people complaining about no gay or minorities in the first game
Anonymous No.725474313 [Report]
Game literally floped, trannies too busy sucking BWC to bother with this larp game.