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Anonymous No.725486671 [Report] >>725487849 >>725489793 >>725489965 >>725492125 >>725495158 >>725495249 >>725502593 >>725502682 >>725503739 >>725507002 >>725507310
ITT: Terrible Game Design
>NOPE SORRY, YOU CAN JUMP 50FT IN THE AIR DURING BATTLE, BUT YOU NEED A KEY TO PASS THIS GATE!
Anonymous No.725486784 [Report] >>725487204 >>725489253 >>725490483
Wait a minute...that gate...
Anonymous No.725487204 [Report]
>>725486784
The specific hue of the paint used to color it.......
Anonymous No.725487849 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
>DarkSouls2.jpg
Anonymous No.725489253 [Report] >>725500453
>>725486784
Can it be....
Anonymous No.725489793 [Report] >>725490030 >>725503062
>>725486671 (OP)
It's to stop bikefags. Good idea actually.
Anonymous No.725489965 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
the grass is a killfloor, tho
Anonymous No.725490030 [Report] >>725490281 >>725501830 >>725508002
>>725489793
>Does a sick alley oop 360 spin with a danger twirl at the end over it
What now fag?
Anonymous No.725490057 [Report] >>725490296 >>725490305 >>725506880 >>725507462
Anonymous No.725490281 [Report] >>725490435
>>725490030
I cast get run over by a car and put two children in the attack position.
Anonymous No.725490296 [Report]
>>725490057
>blackout
>all lights on
>no niggers around
Anonymous No.725490305 [Report]
>>725490057
What he meant to say is there's a black out and they can't let anyone in until they "fix" it
The French are very racist.
Anonymous No.725490435 [Report] >>725491193
>>725490281
>2600 quadruple helix with my arms out to ram the children into the car and be on my way
Your move....dweeb!
Anonymous No.725490483 [Report]
>>725486784
Hang on let me alt+tab and Google a game guide...
Anonymous No.725491193 [Report]
>>725490435
I concede.
Anonymous No.725491650 [Report] >>725492871 >>725498963
I think in Silent Hill 2, there's always plenty of furniture and debris that can be moved or walked over. But James' most ultimate solution is to break down damaged walls.
Anonymous No.725492125 [Report] >>725494947
>>725486671 (OP)
Classic
Anonymous No.725492871 [Report]
>>725491650
>Where the FUCK is Mary?
Anonymous No.725494947 [Report]
>>725492125
What were they thinking
Anonymous No.725495158 [Report] >>725495649
>>725486671 (OP)
These are just weird.
Devs spend eons making a game on a custom engine and then pull up this bullshit.
Just do it like in hl2 and make the building collapse.
Anonymous No.725495249 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
Games with gates like that and invisible walls are shit. Deus Ex is based.
Anonymous No.725495649 [Report]
>>725495158
Prs understand we only have a budget of $400 million we just HAVE to pour all of that into the ray tracing
Anonymous No.725495672 [Report] >>725498804 >>725499952 >>725500297
>Puzzle
>"To do this puzzle you will need to press A"
>press A
>"Congrats you did it!"
Yes, I'm talking about FF7RE
Anonymous No.725498561 [Report]
>to progress the plot, you must win a series of battles in THE ARENA
Anonymous No.725498804 [Report] >>725500168
>>725495672
remake or rebirth?
Anonymous No.725498963 [Report]
>>725491650
The worst is Nocturne because you're the fucking 人修羅.
Anonymous No.725499952 [Report]
>>725495672
>thoseexploration tasks in rebirth
>they're copy/pasted in every single region
>2 of them are just pressing a button or 2 to a timing
Would it have killed them to have unique shit for each region.
Anonymous No.725500168 [Report] >>725500737
>>725498804
What specifically came to my mind was when you have to leave Aerith's house and it gives you instructions and a video tutorial for something that takes 5 seconds to do of just walking forward. It was like they tried to make it as immersion-breaking and un-interesting as possible
Anonymous No.725500297 [Report]
>>725495672
Why even put them in the game
Anonymous No.725500453 [Report]
>>725489253
Nah, can't be...
Anonymous No.725500595 [Report]
I better check that gate.
Anonymous No.725500737 [Report]
>>725500168
The japs could really excel if they didn't feel the need to overexplain every detail of game 10 in the series that has no different mechanics from any other game in the series or market
The best part is when you get 20 retard babysitting tutorials and when something unintuitive comes up they just leave it there, and its always fucking the japs doing it
Anonymous No.725500890 [Report] >>725501062 >>725503190 >>725503352
>Damn, gates locked. Can't go this way...
Anonymous No.725501040 [Report] >>725501283
Well, there are a few rocks blocking the path, time to go on a massive and long journey across the world to kill 4 legendary beings and obtain their souls.
Anonymous No.725501062 [Report] >>725501283 >>725501582
>>725500890
Is that actually a road block in that game? Is there no jump button?
Anonymous No.725501167 [Report] >>725501513
>game has a jump button
>there is no platforming at all
>enemies on the map still make contact as if you were on the ground
>jumping is completely 100% pointless
Anonymous No.725501283 [Report]
>>725501040
>>725501062
It's a soulslike so yes
Anonymous No.725501513 [Report] >>725505565
>>725501167
>game doesn't have a jump button
>still expects you to platform
Anonymous No.725501582 [Report]
>>725501062
You don't understand, the ultra immortal protagonist just CAN'T hop over a 3 foot gate
Anonymous No.725501830 [Report] >>725502291 >>725506098
>>725490030
The bikefags who can do that aren't the problem
Anonymous No.725502291 [Report] >>725502797
>>725501830
Based bikechad asserting his dominance over you.
Anonymous No.725502593 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
>input X is the attack button, kill enemies with it
>couple of cardboard boxes stacked
>>i need to find a way to clear the way
Anonymous No.725502682 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
Just slowly vibrate through it for 12 hours
Anonymous No.725502797 [Report] >>725502969
>>725502291
Not happening. The bikefags here know where they belong
Anonymous No.725502943 [Report]
Snow's portrait in the commissions has high kyarucat energy. Unfortunately, I don't have the exact picture for comparison.
Anonymous No.725502969 [Report]
>>725502797
In the middle of the road making you slow down?
Anonymous No.725503062 [Report]
>>725489793
Bikes can go on grass. They'll just ruin the grass instead.
Anonymous No.725503190 [Report] >>725507689
>>725500890
The amount of knee-high barriers in Wuchang was the most immersion breaking aspect of it.
Not being an immortal panty thief. No, that part was totally fine. It was my inability to take big steps over dumb animal fencing that got me.
Anonymous No.725503352 [Report]
>>725500890
>a tree? damn, better go the long way with all the strong enemies
Anonymous No.725503397 [Report]
https://youtu.be/pTm2s5X3G1U
Anonymous No.725503739 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
>he doesn't know how to sequence break
Anonymous No.725505565 [Report]
>>725501513
And?
Anonymous No.725506098 [Report]
>>725501830
Not the Chad's fault the Car is too slow
Anonymous No.725506880 [Report]
>>725490057
Anonymous No.725507002 [Report] >>725507506 >>725508348 >>725508551
>>725486671 (OP)
Anonymous No.725507310 [Report]
>>725486671 (OP)
This is the absolute stupidest complaint I’ve seen in a while. The fact that you are relating it to game design speaks volumes of your mental capacity.
Anonymous No.725507439 [Report] >>725507865 >>725508212
>protagonist has a flashlight
>player cannot turn flashlight on / off when they want or need
>only the character decides when it's too dark to see
Anonymous No.725507462 [Report]
>>725490057
Anonymous No.725507506 [Report]
>>725507002
What the fuck kek
Anonymous No.725507689 [Report]
>>725503190
Anonymous No.725507801 [Report]
>You flinch from every single hit, even from really small and weak enemies.
>Enemies need to be hit several times in a row to flinch, even the tiny ones you should feasibly be able to squash in a single swing.
Almost every single action game does this stupid faggot shit.
Anonymous No.725507865 [Report]
>>725507439
>protagonist has a flashlight
>player cannot turn flashlight on / off when they want or need to use a gun
Anonymous No.725508002 [Report] >>725509160
>>725490030
hope you got permission from the property owner first
Anonymous No.725508212 [Report] >>725508587
>>725507439
>protagonist has flashlight
>runs on consumable batteries
>ambient lighting is always bright enough to never necessitate a flashlight
Anonymous No.725508348 [Report]
>>725507002
So this is the power of SSD
Anonymous No.725508551 [Report]
>>725507002
That will be more +13GB plus -20 FPS saar
Anonymous No.725508587 [Report]
>>725508212
this
fucking WHY
Anonymous No.725509160 [Report]
>>725508002
HANG TEN DUDE, ONLY LOSERS ASK FOR PERMISSION!