Thread 725489267

IT'S HAPPENING!

uh oh

melty time

Wonder if they're show rosalina off or just tease her.

>>725489267 (OP)
>illuminationslop
i shant be watching

>>725489267 (OP)
Half Life bros.. How can we compete?

>>725489535
I sense that Rosalina will be voiced by Taylor Swift.

I'm literally BASEDFACING

SNOYSISSIES GET DOWN

>>725489267 (OP)
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER MARIO WORLD

THEN PAPER MARIO

FOR THE BOWSER TRILOGY

NOT THIS GALAXY SHIT

>>725489730
me too

>>725489267 (OP)
The first one was a mildly entertaining children’s movie, and this will probably be more of the same. I just hope they learn from their mistakes and don’t shove contemporary music where it doesn’t belong. Galaxy’s soundtrack is too good to get sidelined.

>>725489267 (OP)
Why announce a direct a whole month in advance?

>>725490000
Adam Sandler

>>725489267 (OP)
Who cares when it is a month away.

>state of play tomorrow
>nintendo direct wendsday
>this always happens
There has to be a standards across all the industry on where to show stuff, right? this has happened multiple times

>>725490000
James Woods

I mean, rainbow road was the best part of the first movie, so it seems a given to go space full-time for the next one.

>>725490054
anon the direct is 2 days away.

>>725490054
>>725490091
It's this Wednesday.

MARIO WILL BE REAL IN TWO DAYS

>>725490000
Yoshi looks fine, but good Lord that’s an ugly Mario. I don’t remember the Illumination design looking this bad.

>>725490091
Retard eurocuck

>>725489792
The Galaxy duology are the best selling games with the most fertile plots to be adapted. The script basically writes itself.
I'd love a Sunshine movie that shits on the game for 90 minutes but the sales don't justify it.

>>725490135
GOD IM TYPING LIKE THIS IM SORRY

>State of Play tomorrow.
>Nintendo Direct on Wednesday
>This always happens.
There has be a standard across the industry for when to show things, right? his has happened so many times.

>movie game movie game
>nintendo stops focusing on games and switches to movies and theme park slop
lmao

>>725489267 (OP)
>More feminist nigger trash just like the last one
Yeah I’m still not watching any of those.

>>725490274
I don't think I'd qualify a state of play and movie trailer as "things worth showing"

>>725490000
>does a game accurate voice for a second
>coughs and clears his throat
>becomes voiced by the Rock for the rest of the movie

>>725490353
ok xbox cuck

>>725490274
They probably have near identical marketing firms telling them the optimal time frames to drop big reveals. And then they coordinate to make sure no two events occur on the exact same date.

>>725489792
we're never getting paper marionstuff adapted, the mandate would never allow it

I don't care as long as space space suit is super tight on her butt area

>>725489267 (OP)
video games???????

>direct for a movie
????

>>725490654
Nothing new, they did 3 for the first Mario movie.

>>725489723
I will buy both ticket and blu-ray if Nintendo cast my aryans goddess.

why is the direct a whole damn month away?

>>725489267 (OP)
Filia (Mario and Peach’s descendent)
>>725486389

>>725490000
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>725489267 (OP)
Hopes
>Rosalina with a voice that'll make me cum
-Danny Devito Wario
-Peach gets kidnapped early in the movie just so we don't have to hear weak ass niggas crying about "GIRL BOSS!"

Fears
-Direct shows nothing
-Bowser loses the seriousness and turns into a complete joke because the movie team want to push another "peaches peaches" meme
-They hire an overused actress like Zendaya to voice Rosalina

>>725490864
Ehh...
I'm very Christian, so that's why I'm concerned about Taylor Swift being in the movie.
But, I still have to see it in theatres.
I am excited.

>Using the wrong date format for ameritarsd
WHY

Zendaya.

>>725490180
It clearly says 11th December

Movie Yoshi looks even more haha than the regular one.

>>725491106
>-Danny Devito Wario
I'd love to hear him call Rosalina a broad in a thick New Jersey accent.

>>725491246
Is this a snoy cope?

I just hope the movie is at least 90 minutes long this time, the first one wast too short, too many scene were clearly cut and it didn't had time to breath.

>>725489267 (OP)
we not watching this slop

>>725489267 (OP)
We'll never see distinct Toads outside of minor recolors again, will we? They really couldn't do that just for the movie?

>>725490104
Fucking kek

>>725490808
I don't understand why you'd do a "Direct" for a movie.

>>725491635
because it's Nintendo, they always need to explain why they do anything. It's also way cheaper than the usual blockbuster's marketing campaign

It's funny how Kojima never stopped focusing on games despite his passion for filmmaking and how story heavy his games are, meanwhile Miyamoto abandoned Mario as a game franchise and now only cares about making movies for a franchise that never had any significant story

Are you ready for Sydney Sweeney Rosalina?

>>725491409
All Gen Alpha movies have TikTok pacing. Minecraft was the same way.

>>725490000
Angelina Jolie

>>725490000
Me

>>725489267 (OP)
Holy shit, he's real

>>725490000
Chris Pratt
Rosalina will also be voiced by Chris Pratt.

>>725490000
finn wolfhard
final answer

>>725489367
Yeah, the next princesses threads are gonna be insufferable after this trailer drops

>training montage where Mario learns to jump around in space while wacky hijinks happen
>Mario gets stuck orbiting around a star while yelling super loud at room volume
>Listen Mario we can take a break if you want t-
>NOOPE NO NEED SPACE PRINCESS BECAUSE THIS TIME I'M GOING TO NAIL IT!
>Mario launches from a launch stars and lands face first into an asteroid
>Yikes... He's going to feel that tomorrow isn't he
>Toad: Do you mean tomorrow as in like tomorrow tomorrow like on Earth in Earth time or like something else? Man space is confusing!

>>725489267 (OP)
Mario if he Le Filme

>>725489267 (OP)
can't wait to see how they uglify rosalina's face

>>725490000
Guy Pearce!
>I don't remember doing my taxes

>>725489267 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone watch a direct for movie. Not even trying to hate on the film, but it just seems retarded

>>725490135
so two movie directs, great

>>725490326
>>725491960
Funny how these posts have no replies because everybody understood is a very very very low effort bait. Take a (you) by me.

>>725490000
Zendaya

>>725493712
Nintendo is losing faith in games because of how expensive they are becoming to create so they are pushing to become a multi-media company with their theme parks and movies. They want to be Disney

i hope that now mario is cool and actually behaves like a leader instead of being pushed around
hes used to msuhroom kingdom now

>>725493712
It's just them releasing a trailer for the movie, but with the "Direct" branding since that's Nintendo's thing.
They did it multiple times for the first movie >>725490808

>>725489730
I will never have half the joy this man feels through contorting his face

>>725493932
Considering there hasn't been blatant woke shit in thier product so far, they still alright in my book.

>>725491635
It could get casuals into watching Nintendo directs though

>>725489267 (OP)
She better appear in the movie, or else...

>>725489267 (OP)
I guess Nintendo said fuck it since Yoshi got leaked

>>725493932
In other words, going back to their roots?

so Prime 4 is being sent out to die huh

Will she and her brothers ever be Illuminated?

You stupid little bitch niggers just don’t get it. Nintendo rides your asshole until it climaxes. This is the game that will end all movies. This is the movie that the game WISHES it could be. This will sell out every theater, this will be our generation’s Good Will Hunting. Nintendo is hunting alright, hunting for that wet bussy. Hunting for those dollar bills. I’m going to see this in theaters AND buy the new game, EXCLUSIVE to Switch 2, bitch you.

>>725494431
This is the most retarded post i've seen today

>>725489267 (OP)
MANDATEBROS EMERGENCY MEETING NOW

>>725489267 (OP)
>>725490000
Are you fucking 10 years old? Why do you care?

>>725494431
>least schizophrenic metroid fan

>>725491149
Ok

>>725489267 (OP)
This Summer...

>>725495534
Snoys are seething already I see

>>725490000
Checked danny devito

>>725495534
Get out of my thread, glowie.

>>725490000
The fact no one looked at Mario and could tell he's ai generated is deeply disturbing. Specifically his right eye and both pupils.

>>725495673
Im not too excited, im an ex-mario fan, but im really interested into what theyre gonna do with a galaxy inspired movie

>>725491446
What do you mean? You got beloved distinct Toads like Chef Toad and Blue Not-Toadsworth right there!

>>725495770
Thinking about it, the Movie Direct would explain why the usual suspects were so mad the last few days.

>>725495881
I think "Film Buzzr" ran the Pillsbury cookie box through an AI to turn it into a news thumbnail.

>>725495881
>>725496134
Looks like they took the small image here and AI upscaled it.

I hate that this is Nintendo now. Who gives a fuck about movies?

And we are going to enter a Marvel synergy era where the movie designs are going to influence the games. And for the worse. Already happening with DK.

>>725496270
>Who gives a fuck about movies?
Nobody, people just want to see Yoshi in 3D so they can spam .gifs of him swallowing a goomba or whatever because this board is full of furfags.

>Nintendo gets a movie direct
>Sony gets a game direct

>whoa! How do I use this star hole thingy?
>you have to be one with the luma mario
>wowie zowie! This is just like wars of the star movies I watched all the time with my bro lu back in brooklyn!
>alright, new galaxy here we come!
>does the spin to launch the star
>whoooooooaaaa!!!!
>mario does wacky goofy suprised face
>luma pops out of marios hat and laughs / is having fun ah la dk and pauline in cart render
>*cant stop me now im having a good time! im having a ball! Starts playing
>mario gets several star bits splashed on his face comedically while flying to destination
I gurantee at least three of these things will happen

>nintendo are slowly phasing out games to become an animation publisher
grim

>>725489730
nu-DK is in the movie and he will literally do these constant s0i faces just like he does in his troon game,

>>725496251
Jimmy how the fuck does Mario breath in space?

>>725493772
lol it's because it's retarded. They really want nintendo to be sony so bad

>>725496608
>Take on Me randomly playing during the DK part
Yeah I believe this.

>>725489267 (OP)
This guy is going to sacrifice himself and turn into a Super Mushroom to save Mario in the climax.

>>725491204
Bleached by white shotas

>>725494431
>https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/metroid-mondays-things-will-go-boom/
next monday dumbass

>>725496550
Bowser is gay, so are you.

Shooting... star bits

>>725496691
No they are not.

>>725496978
Wonder who is gonna voice chef toad, would love if samantha voices him again, her lines in the toad cafe were cute

https://youtu.be/727aE-QCK-c

>>725489267 (OP)
Not watching this slop flop

>>725490236
The Switch versions that just released flopped, it's not all that best selling compared to the other entries.

It's funny how Nintendofags have to act like they like this because line go up

>>725490000
Josh Gadd

>>725497363
i slopped my flop on your face, gay ass nigga

>>725489730
its kinda based that he knows doing this stuff makes people seethe at him yet he keeps going

>>725497535
It's funny how /v/ have to act like it's bad because people are excited for the movie or anything in general

>>725490054
>>725491246
Turd world LOLOLOL

>>725489267 (OP)
that poster looks like AI sloppa, and the possibility that it isn't saddens me

>>725498273
Are you really excited about this movie or are you excited to "raped and gaped" post after its box office success because the two are different things.

>>725498749
Yes :^)

>>725495206
Anon you don't understand tendies are literal stunted man children that shit up the board with their console faggotry. We're talking chris chan levels of obsession with nintendo

>>725490000
Oh God I hope they announce Sydney Sweeney as one of the voices