Thread 725494313

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

>>725494685
What did he mean by this?

>>725494313 (OP)
Wesker's return was teased in a random 3/10 spinoff title which is supposed to be canon.

>posted 7 minutes ago
Bye OP

>>725494313 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgD5KEf1JLY
>No DC Douglas Wesker for REmake 5
I will simply not buy it.

>>725494685
>that first recommendation
kek

>>725494868
really? he's going to come back? after like 20 years?

>>725495056
https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Umbrella_Co._executive

>>725495886
>image from 2012
Fuck, I miss the old RE memes

>>725494313 (OP)
LACTATION

>>725497198
I miss the old internet

>>725497474
Nope, sorry, it's not listed in this guy's archive so he never said that

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
MASTURBATION

IN LESS THAN
5 MINUTES
UROBOROS WILL BE RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
ENSURING
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

>>725497474
It's time to breastfeed the pidgeon

Does Wesker verbally acknowledge Sheva's existence even once?

>>725494313 (OP)
Did he saturate Excella's womb or did he cuck her?

what did he mean by this

It's really funny how cutscene Jill can run up walls and do all this acrobatic comic book shit, but can't do anything about getting restrained by Sheva during gameplay.

Sure hope that there's no bolder bunching asshole to ruin his whole plan

>>725499638
how does one bunch a boulder?

>>725494863
He never recovered from chris loling at him in the first game.

>>725499954
I
AM
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

>>725499198
>Ah, Chris... it's you... and who's this dirty porch monkey?
They had to cut that part in the remaster unfortunately

>>725499619
Also funny how Wesker can dodge bullets, but when he draws and aims his pistol it's slower than the average person

>>725499198
Why would he? They had no past.

RE5 would have been better if they went with the original plan of it being Chris and Barry

>>725501212
If you removed her from the cutscenes completely his lines would still make perfect sense since he only ever talks to Chris. That shouldn't be possible in a well-written coop game, you shouldn't be able to remove entire characters from a scene and have them still work.

>>725499235
She lusted for the T-estosterone saturated load, but unfortunately to her, Wesker could not spare even 7 minutes

Will they nerf Excella's tits and Jill's cleavage in the remake?

>>725501631
I don't see why they would, Excella's constantly presenting herself to an uninterested Wesker, and the only way Jill is kept under control is from that thing being attached directly to her sternum

>>725502921
Boobs too jiggly
This is why I hate anime

>>725504230
jigglin is the whole point of Nikke though

>>725499619

Acrobatic combat is very important

>>725504778
Nah, that's weird (and gross)

What the fuck was the endgame of Weskers plan? What was he hoping to actually accomplish by achieving
>complete
>global
>saturation

>>725505346
You see, he was trying to merge everyone's minds so he could meet his dead wife again and be with her forever. Her soul was trapped in the mech

>>725505093
>>725504230
kys faggot

>>725506524
No thanks fatty-lover

>>725506970
No thanks, Bro

>>725499235
In concept art he did.