Thread 725496121

Doctor Freeman, I presume?

Crazy how ya’ll would be calling this game woke if it came out today.

>>725496241
>>725496121 (OP)
Ugly jeet bitch

test

>>725496447
test

Is this the official waiting room thread?

i dont get it, what's the point of threads like these?

ARRGGGHH STOP LOOKING SUCK MY COCK

Alyx fellatio scene in HLX was datamined today.

>>725496241
final fantasy 5 has a stronk female in the party, therefore its sjw propaganda. simple as

>>725497319
We were fighting DEI before the acronym ever existed.

>>725497319
Alyx if she boring

>>725497319
doctor freeman i pregoon

>>725497319
>FULLY

>>725497380
Yeah it's thanks to your retarded debating skills that we're where we are.

>>725497525
>Never do this again because you HAVE to be jumping around the area like a retard in cutscenes
Wow gabe thanks, I love your 'NPCs look at the character' tech wow

>>725496976
Build excitement for HL3's announcement

what went wrong?

>>725497837
So OP Alyx had to asspull some DNA locks for Combine weapons

>>725497837
>There's the mega-powerful multi-dimensional alien empire full of things you couldn't possibly imagine
>The one weapon you get from them is the SMG except it actually does damage this time
Yay... How exciting...

>>725497837
nothing

WEDNESDAY, BROS!

>>725498482
it was revealed to him in a dream

>>725498482
>Same day as the Mario Galaxy trailer
>Same day as the State of Play
This would be the third announcement

>>725497525
what is up with that hug, it's like she floats over to you through molasses

Anything from those Dota leaks?

i never realized you could see Ravenholm in Water Hazard's skybox until this year.

>>725498482
I still think next week makes the most sense

Out of all things that were cut in the beta, I’ll never forgive Valve for scrapping the clearly superior design.

>>725502425
But with a bodysuit on you wouldn't see her purple panties.

>>725502425
looks like a generic sci-fi action chick honestly

>>725498482
Valve aren't going to "just announce it" right before a major game event involving a man they're close with.

>>725496241
It is, Valvefags are just too indoctrinated to admit it.

>>725502890
Geoff will get a demo

>>725497319
I don't know any of this lore, who is this semen demon

DOCTOR SNEEDMAN

>>725502890
Nobody gives a fuck about Geoff, not sure where you got impression Valve would move an announcement just for him.

>>725503072
FULLY

>>725503262
FULLY WHAT??

>>725496121 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Fa8cBqDxSGg?si=QlFvi38cTPuq-Wq0

>>725504447
ewww

>>725496241
Alex is cute though and wants to slobber over Gordon's white nerd cock.

>>725504102
MODELED

>>725496241
>Alyx was like 12 when Black Mesa shit happened
>She's been getting groomed into lusting after a nerd with a ponytail for like 20 years
>The gigachad solves all of her life's problems in like 2 days of showing up
Nah it'd still be based

>>725497496
only real nigga in this thread
fuck the rest of you nuvees

>>725497837
>I’ve used the AR3 hundreds of times. It’s what we used to take down hunters in the cities.
>The AR3 doesnt exist
Who was right? Who was wrong?

>>725497319
Looks like a ghetto puerto rican bitch.

Half-Life 3 might be real
I would literally have nothing to look forward to
I can kill myself

>>725496121 (OP)
You presume too much

>>725509093
This was me today I really plapped up my wife