Thread 725498095

I think I'm into vidya gurls who are taller than me. How do you call this fetish?

>>725498095 (OP)
Generals belong on /vg/

>>725498225
You will never be a janny

>>725498251
NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE I WANNMA BE A JANNY SO BAD I STARTED HRT AND THEY DENIED MY APPLICATION WAHHH I GO INTO EVERY GACHA THREAD AND BITCH BUT I IGNORE AI THREADS JUST LIKE A REAL TRANITOR WAHHHH

>>725498095 (OP)
>How do you call this

Haru lost her battle against Alice(MGQ)
Goldship won her battle against Hat kid
Please continue to support our umamusme in the queen of /v/ tournament

>check hishi akebono height
>5'11"
>taller than me
is this manlet thread?

Not enough artifacts.

>>725498894
>i'm the same height as her
I don't feel anything for her, i'm sorry

>>725498225
where's your post in here? >>725492169

Real horses are better

>>725498703
So sad for Urara, Gold Ship is the last thing we have. VOTE

>>725498095 (OP)
shame they are appealing to gays now and drawing them more muscular

>>>/vg/
>>>/vmg/
>>>/jp/
>>>/trash/
>>>/t/ranny

DONKEYBROS, OUR DAY SHALL COME

>>725498894
Japanese man thread

>>725499487
She's all ears

>>725498095 (OP)
Oversized Minori

For me it's ponies

I do have a giantess fetish but I only have 28k carats so... ehh

>>725498095 (OP)
>gacha garbage

>>725500160
>fuji kiseki calls everyone her ponies
>they don't question what the fuck a pony is
Is this a localization thing?

>>725500348
You can literally hear her saying "pony-chan"

I've come to the conclusion that in Aoharu Speed Sparks are actually fine and could be considered just as good as Power Sparks since you don't need to repeatedly click speed training to raise the facility level like URA so they're actually just as useful 80% of the time

How long until Akebono goes live?

>>725498870
I NEED to breed her

>>725500401
I see, I stand corrected. But the main question remains, unless they call little umas ponies, it doesn't make sense.

>>725500484
Well in an hour and 15 minutes, there's going to be a maintenance that lasts about 6 hours, so probably like 8 hours from now.

>>725498870
EAT YOUR VEGGIES YOU SHITTY BRAT

>>725498870
I love Sweepy

>>725500484
Isn’t there usually a gap after maintenance before new character comes out? Website says like 5 PM EST tomorrow

I completely forgot about maintenance starting. I was gonna grind more team trial members now that I'm free today.

First Taiki for Virgo.
Could be better, but at least I got a working deck.

Wait what the heck she's cute

>>725500809
>279 guts

>>725500286
She's also a feeder fatfag

>>725499392
but Obey won the Japan Cup?

Post the futa horsecock horse

>>725500965
I wish she'd rape me desu

The face of evil.

>>725500984
nice try mr. hands

Close to greatness

>>725501053
That's a bot, don't reply to it.

>>725501070
Drop the debuff and get some greens instead

I feel like stamina debuffs are actually going to be good this CM, even with Riko people are only going to be running around with 600~ Stam at max

>>725498095 (OP)
You don't need a thread up 24/7
What will you even talk about? There's a 6 hour long maintenance coming soon and there's nothing else to do until it's done, what's even the point?

Ya got Crumb'd

>>725501053
Reply to the bot

>>725501165
>What will you even talk about
PR shitposting and club politics

>>725501165
Yeah I don't understand why we can't take breaks like before, it was healthy when there was little content. I don't want to come off as "hall monitoring" but there really is nothing to discuss and we'd all benefit from a break

>>725501165
Hop on JP we're soaking it up in the hot springs

>>725500965
god bless America.

so are the balls fixed stats or do they scale with training level?

This is the weirdest lowroll I've ever done lmao, She's all over the fuckin place

>>725501156
There are no gold stamina debuffs that work at this distance. You can bring all the Subdued and Flustered you want though, and also Frenzied to gamble on people getting rushed. But I don't think it'll mean much

>>725501129
I'm thinking about it tbqh.

>>725501165
Sorry, but it's a general now where we just post character art and praise e-celeb club owners.

Is Cat Language Real?

>>725498870
foolish spawn that believes in an irrational concept like "magic," she should be putting respect into something like the scientific method

>>725501347
Fixed +15 by default and +20 from scenario link cards

>>725501347
Fixed stats. They're better to pop early.
The stats are increased the more balls you have together.

>>725501347
Fixed stats.

>>725501165
New scenario isn't even a week old and people are still experimenting with it

>>725501215
That boy ASTER is in B rank now.
I better keep my ass in /v/mapyoi
Or I'm finished !!

>>725501458
You can't experiment with it if you can't even open the game anon

>>725501347
Fixed, the stats add up a lot over time even if you think the numbers look low, up to 3 can stack in one training i believe

>>725501165
I will be going to bed early since I won't be up when the patch goes live

Anyone else feel like they've been getting higher stats over all even with less rainbow hits? Also anyone know how the game prioritizes what training get's boosted with the clubhouse upgrade?

Mark my words, ASTER WILL be in A rank by the end of the year

>>725501165
I missed two threads today.
I just want to talk shop with my umabros.

>>725501012
>American horse
>eats a burger
Pottery

>>725501636
>Also anyone know how the game prioritizes what training get's boosted with the clubhouse upgrade
When your team's rating in that stat goes up the training is upgraded

Another 500k fans to /v/mers

>>725501737
oh I'm just retarded, thanks

>>725501636
Rainbows are a trap a lot of the time. Blue balls pays just as well and helps you win the finals. I only worry about rainbows in the last couple months.

>>725501715
They'll all be eating burgers soon.

>>725501012
>strategy was pretending to be retarded

FUCK this would have been so good if I had hit max speed.
It's too fucking hard to do with only 2 speed cards.

GAME EOS IN 1 HOUR

>>725501795
It's why pal cards (and a slightly lesser extent scenario links) are OP because human women can't join your racing team meaning you have less racers bringing your average at the beginning up and umas that join later always have higher stats than your starting supports

What kind of car does hagzensky drive?

>>725501959
Would've been mid after maint regardless.

>>725502010
Mine.

sorry oguri san but in this buisness
GR*YS like you can't race

>>725502064
Are you retarded or something? You don't have to remake your god damn horses after the patch.

>>725502176
She still sucks though. She dies instantly if there's a single stamina debuff in the race.

it would be REALLY funny if shiraoki still cursed your run with night owl and slacker even after the patch
haha

>>725502107
sucks Spe isn't so cool in the anime as she is in the game

>>725502317
Delete this

>>725502265
Nobody is running debuffers in a Mile race you retarded faggot. Don't fucking respond to me again you fucking braindead monkey.

WOW WHAT A FUN GAME
YOU UHHH
UHHHHHHHH
CLICK ON A MENU AND PLAY AUTOMATED RACES!!

>>725499392
>strong girls le bad

>>725502317
She could Silence me with those Suzukas anytime.

I think Danchou would kick me if he knew I was the one posting big tittied Suzuka

>>725502319
Not happening without the sacred get, and we know that Fukutards never get it right when they want it.

I've gotten better at building Seiuns in Unity cup, I just need to get lucky with mile and groundwork

>>725502459
>strong
>loses to a no name burger horse

Taiki Tuesday is upon us.

>>725502010
Lamborghini Countach
>autosage

>>725502635
What get? You mean the 7 this post is ending with?

In this house we respect Pay the Butler

When the fuck did we get autosaged lmao

Lmaoing at the autosage, someone mad

>>725502805
We need to train out wit better......

janny are you okay?

Good job janny. The threads would have died out naturally until the next big thing but you just HAD TO BE A BIG GUY huh

Whatever. Save making a thread until tomorrow when maint is over

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

>>725502894
This tbqh, maintenance is a perfect time to take a break /v/mabros

How long until maint?

>>725502814
Why does the tranny janny have such a hateboner for uma?

>>725503009
40 minutes

>>725502972
Vote for her in Queen of /v/!!!

>>725503032
BA Indian lmao

>>725502805
>>725502878
Play Blue Archive.

anyway there's no reason to have a thread while the game is literally unplayable, just take a break you retards, go do something else until it's back up

>>725503065
dunno the answer to the question

>>725503032
https://files.catbox.moe/ii6pf3.png
Reminder

>>725503126
Where the fuck were you for the entire year? There were 10 threads up for that game concurrently for months.

>>725503045
wait really?
fuck

>>725503126
Hornet

>>725503128
That was a good thread.

>>725503126
It's not that hard anon, whose indie game released recently that had a ton of attention? The answer is the protag of that game

Oh shit gold ship advanced? Might draw some OC then.

>>725503065
>up against bat tits
oof

>>725503128
Didn't we surpass that record several times already? That 1000+ post is the biggest and fastest I think

>>725498703
I gave my vote.

>>725503065
>up against Rouge
It's over...

>>725503331
Fastest was /v/ictory stakes cancer, it was over 8 ppm

>>725503328
>>725503347
It's rough but /v/ma is a big community and the silent majority of zoomers and newfags is probably more familiar with her than bat tits, I'd say there is a tiny tiny chance

See you later lads

>>725503443
>/v/ma is a big community
Yes but most (like me) don't care

>>725498703
I hate redditship so I will be voting against her

>jannies get melty again
a thread dies, but we won

I'm honestly still surprised how many people ended up loving this game just because it became available Globally.

>>725503501
Doesn't take that long to vote but whatever bro, as always
>Do whatever you wsnt

>>725503551
Learning Japanese is way more than people want to do, oh and having to use a VPN

>>725503516
Goldship isn't my favorite either but as a toreina I want to see all my umas succeed

Autosage is fucking gay, suck my dick janny

Good luck with the patch /v/ros

Last for Taiki.

Have a Stay Gold for the road

slutty bimbo horses

Well, see you all in 6 hours