Thread 725507881

Only two days left until the final episodes drop!

https://youtu.be/EI2S4LITn8E?si=NCPcb-0qvR_1vSP7

Chapter 8 will have an open and shut ending no matter the route.
Season 2 will focus on a different set of characters and will be worse.

>>725507881 (OP)
malevola anchor post
post images/gifs/green texts/discussion/etc about best girl

Courtney sitting on my face

Blazer is the hottest.
Malevola a close 2nd

>>725508078
nigga wants pure bones on his face

Which patch?

>>725502043
>>725502246
its CUTE and OKAY for girls to be cucks
it makes me want to root for them and their anguish and conflicted enjoyment of imagining their guy with someone else is hot
https://litter.catbox.moe/ev24dlpsc4bdvev6.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ndckjunn8uss0uvo.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/e1om0iz6mfa4yfnu.jpg

>>725508130
girl's butts can still be soft even when they're smaller than huge ones like BB's.

>>725508020
handlebar sex
portal sex
tail sex

>>725508020
Do you think she likes having her tail yanked?

>>725508020
I have no greentexts today, but I do have ideas in mind about Malevola and Robert touring a supe-catering music store.

>Robert showing off how his music taste is mainly focused on Russian Boomercore shit
>Malevola giving him a taste of her tail and some cool tunes for when he's in his mecha

>>725508295
probably not
lightly massaging it while cuddling with her probably makes her get a little hot and bothered.

We need milf heroes

>>725508020
her voice acting is just so distractingly bad, worse than the bat's.

gamers will look at one of the most clear cut and focused love plots of the past decade and go "this needs more romance options"

>>725508415
Holy shit taste

>>725507881 (OP)
> HR lady or low life thug
Heres your romance options chud

>>725508380
Don't worry, Robert will be making Blonde Blazer a milf soon enough.

>>725508541
She has the same monotone in every line and whispers half her lines even when she's supposed to be upset.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ua4RDBIGdg

>>725508525
>"this needs more romance options"
Yes.

>>725508525
not me
the game is basically perfect in my eyes. at least as perfect as telltale shit can be. the main girls are both cute and likable, the cast of characters is super likable in spite of their bad to mid voice acting, and it has the best goslingcore MC in many, many years.

>>725508590
does this look like a thug to you?

>>725508415
>>725508020
Sonar's montone voice actually fits his autistic character. Malevola voice acting is just very mediocre.

Prism's voice acting is the only truly awful performance in the game, in my opinion.

If you kill Shroud, he wins.

>>725508731
Remove the ring and we can talk (hi)

>>725508731
yes
she literally fucking planted a bomb on Bobert's back. everyone of you faggots who forgives her is a simp.

>>725508590
>HR lady
HOT

>low life thug
HOT

>>725508565
fujos already getting in on it
I'm not surprised

Is there actual gameplay in this, or could I just watch it on YouTube?

>>725508012
I have to agree, this season feels like everything came together just right

>script was good enough for aaron paul to hop on board but still needed some work after they realized a pivot from quirky to genuine was better for the voice
>decent combo of good actors and e-celebs to draw eyes
>solid writing that focuses on characters rather than getting bogged down with stupid lore a la normal capeshit
>semi-subversions like phemomaman being dumbass superman instead of evil that feel fresh
>straight man protagonist (in both ways) with limited faggotry to the point of not being a factor
>high level of overall quality making potent word-of-mouth recommendations a la hi-fi rush

I can't see a sequel carrying forward without fucking up one part of the formula. The next project is also a critical role thing, which was probably a conditional thing in exchange for funding and voice work. Their tentative debut was probably not seen as the franchise-launcher it turned out to be, so now they're probably going to keep going and think about pleasing fans instead of just hunkering down and telling a good story again.

>>725508020
>>725508760
Let me tell you about Malevola, Robert.

>>725508910
I recommend playing first then see the other routes and results of the options on youtube

>>725508910
there is gameplay, and it's fun even, but you can watch it on youtube, too. if it makes you feel better, the gameplay itself feels very disconnected from the story.

just search "dispatch playthrough <girlyouwanttofuck> <loseryouwanttohire>"

>>725508902
Not just fujos.

>>725508565
>>725508902
>>725508020
We had a good run, boys. Now the freaks are taking over with awkward shipping options.

>>725508968
Aaron Paul says he's down to do a season 2, so long as the script is good and they budge on any alterations he thinks is needed. I doubt a season 2 can do any worse than season 1.
Question will be if he's still interested in doing it 3-5 years down the line

>>725508590
heaven or hell

>>725508626
>Blonde Blazer will never bare your children

>>725508760
Prism at least puts emotion into her lines. Malevola just blandly reads cue cards. I can not imagine Malevola actually being able to scream, for instance.

>>725508814
That was Mecha Man not Robert

>>725509078
am I falsely remembering or is Paul one of those dudes who is super autistic about reading scripts and making sure they're good before he signs onto something, sort of like Daniel Day-Lewis or Matthew McConaughey?

>>725508731
Just gender swap her and youll get the most retarded and antisocial moron possible
> Ayo nigga i thinks me dindu nunin wrong in them cracka donut joint mane u buggin

>>725509078
This is probably an easy gig for him and I can't see his career taking off like crazy in the next 3-5 years to make this far beneath him

>>725509070
>now
The threads have been unusable since EP6. We did have a good run though before this turned into actual general with the same ritualposts every thread

>>725509216
>it was a guy who selflessly gives his life to helping people and fully accepts dying in the suit if it means he can even help 1 person
not helpin your case here, Court

>>725508380
What even is this bitch's power

>>725508814
This is not confirmed, but it sounds likely.

Anyway, Invisigal is cool and she deserves a great redemption arc.

Which way Robert man

>>725508565
>>725509059
Crazy how Pman and Robert kissed yet Flambae as an actual romance option feels less delusional (though still delusional)

>>725508968
Dispatch is Rob and Visi's story. I don't think it'd be the same if it doesn't continue from there. They just have to look the audience in the eye and not be afraid to say what they're making canon. If they try to compromise and compensate it's going to go the route of mass effect

>>725509464
damn
they both look really cute here

>>725509414
>>725508380
>What even is this bitch's power
She is SUPER SMART.

>>725509464
volcel route

>>725509464
Mandy.

>>725509070
>our good irish invisigal/blazer shitspitting festival vs their evil indian other character shitflinging festival
when the threads became nothing more than the same few anons (one of which admitted to intentionally trolling and rage baiting for fun) arguing the same points everytime a new thread is made and get tourists to voice their shitty options it was the end of the run. this too: >>725509334
these threads remind me wayyyy too much of the threads I visit on /vg/. I've seen the same few images with slightly changed wording each time a new thread was made, there's new spammers that intentionally shit up the thread using more specific methods because ritual posters already got the basic shit down, and I can actually recognize anons without them mentioning their previous posts.

>>725509547
What the fuck

>Blonde Blazer is WASP
>Robert is WASP
>Waterboy is WASP
>Royd is Samoan
>Galen is Gujarati
>Flambae is Afghan
>Punch Up is Irish
>Prism is African-American
>Coupe is mixed white/AA
Every human character has the same ancestry as their voice actor. Ipso facto, Invisibitch is a hapa with mostly white and some Filipino ancestry.

>>725499728
>>725499875
People have strange views of VA's who voice act(ed) for children's programming. They're usually massive perverts, e.g. the funimation leaks.
>>725501391
This was headcanon - though she is a complete libtard - she joined a union years back and can no longer take non-union VA jobs. She also burned a lot of her professional connections during that VA strike.

>>725509481
The kiss was entirely impersonal and played off as a joke. Meanwhile Flambae and Robert have tension between them. Which adds fuel for shipping much like how it was for Robert and Invisigal. Except in this case there's no path for romance. Though the devs and writers really didn't help themselves from sprinkling crumbs to bait.

>>725509493
>Dispatch is Rob and Visi's story
honestly I'd go so far as to say that Visi is the deuteragonist of Dispatch. Even if you go BB, it frames that romance around Visi being sad about Robert not picking her. BB is barely a part of the story, she's less of a character than Chase

as a third generation robert who is about 5'9" i finally get what faggots mean when they talk about representation in media

he's literally me

>>725509629
trvke
all of the shitflinging is like the same 3 people
The week 1/2 threads were a godly run, though. Can't complain

>>725509414
She doesn't have a super power, she's just got an abnormally high IQ for a woman.

Prism's VA is doing a livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igx6QOBmMeY

>>725509464
Both Mandy and Courtney are hot, but I chose Courtney, because I prefer her body type and fiery demeanor. I do actually prefer blue eyes and don't like brown eyes, but Courtney's hazel eyes are very acceptable.

>>725508998
>Sonar says this as a test
>If Robert backs off he is not good enough If he persists then he is a keeper
>If things go smoothly Sonar stocks will go up by simply being homies with Mecha Man and his best friend will have her own boytoy
>Plus he will get a nierce/nephew. He always imagines himself as a cool uncle

>>725509464
I will turn her dreams into reality

>>725509768
so like 90-95?

>>725509829
I don't want to know what this bitch looks like at all so I shan't click

>>725509886
Even higher. She has an IQ of EXACTLY 105. Isn't that crazy?

>>725509886
Eh, its more of a 6 - 7.

>>725509759
sucks since this is a new game with rolling updates we're getting plenty of OC, discussion, and overall interactivity compared to the stagnant generals that have to wait months for an update or years for a game so they can gossip about their favorite jewish companies. literally the only game made in the few years I like AND it's not created by fully pozzed suits/activists so it hurts extra seeing it turn into the same garbage as everything else in real time.

>>725509331
Aaron Paul has shitton of money from BB. It's not that it's beneath him, it's just that he had enough money go care about what projects he does

>>725509713
Yeah, and it sucks that nobody seems to really notice that (at least as far as the masses go, which Adhoc will no doubt be listening to)
It's really unique and Dispatch's best aspect. I see it slipping away into this thing that's bigger than the small moments between a guy and a girl before it's even finished.
I hope I'm not here in a few years wondering where those little concerned glances and faces of guilt and learned love went.

>>725509854
I thought I was going to go Blazer but something about that moment when Robert pulls her up on the computer and talks to her while she's sitting at the theater, that just stuck a chord for me for some reason. I picked movie with Visi immediately. That scene is still the cutest RobVisi scene so far, that dance part had a good tune but it ain't got shit on the theater scene.

Courtney's half filipino tomboy pussy

>>725510081
You should recall: the shitflinging and retardation basically vanished for most of the evening the other day when the bugspray pasta got posted. That shit works. I might repost it if it gets bad again since it proved those were chankoro shills.

>>725509316
If we genderswap her then Robert and Invisiguy things would get crazier on the internet
Tumblr/Twitter love toxic gay relationships
Poor Blonde Blazer would get a lot of hate cuz Fujoshis hate when something gets in the way of their yaoi especially If its female

>>725509464
Out of my way, I have a suit to die in.

>>725510116
I thought it was fun that Prism was always dancing in every montage

>>725509078
Arron Paul mentioned in an interview that he got into the project because Jeffrey Wright got into it, and apparently Jeffery knows good scripts, so apparently, yes, he is autistic about it.

>>725510370
>Tumblr/Twitter love toxic gay relationships
Flambae and Robert would still trounce that.

>>725510370
Nah
Horny women on the internet will excuse a lot but straight-up punching their disabled love interest in the face repeatedly is a bridge too far even for that crowd

>>725509829
>What would you change about Prism if anything
>Bigger ass, it's already big, make it bigger

>>725510628
I'm so glad he is who voices Robert instead of like Troy Baker or something

Prism or Flambae
Which one do you think sang better?

>>725510084
>>725509331
I also doubt that Aaron Paul really cares about the money for his work on Dispatch. The dude is a gamer and this project was probably more about him having fun than anything else.

Invisianons who clatter chairs and goslingpost - are you just shitposting or you are ACTUALLY jealous of Robert...?

Because you're not him and dating a rl Courtney wouldnt be that fun or pleasant
You know that right?

>>725510638
You would be surprised

>>725508020
Is it confirmed that you can actually get put with her if you turn down BB/Invis and fire Invis or whatever 7/8 decision was leaked? Or were people just talking out their ass? I'd actually buy this if there's a Malevola ending because that means they'd likely keep her around for any sequel. I don't ever see them doing a S01 port to any Dispatch S02 to retain all your S01 decisions, they're too retarded for that, but... having a S02 start decision with BB/Invis/Neither (leading to a Malevola/None secondary decision if Neither), I could see them doing something like that as an attempt at some minor continuity between the games. I'm probably being way too optimistic about that though.

>>725510737
>Troy Baker
I'm surprised he didn't have even a tiny role in this game. The dude is literally in everything.

>>725509829
>WATERBOY CAN HANDLE IT!

Flambae really should've been sent back to jail after trying to kill Robert no idea why he wasn't other than shitty Millennial writing.

>>725510808
Flambae.

>>725511007
>ROBERT CAN'T HANDLE IT, YOU KNOW WHO CAN HANDLE IT? WATERBOY

>>725509829
>YOU KNOW WHAT LIGHT AND WATER MAKE
>A RAINBOW AAAAAAAAAAAA

Not only is she getting wise to it, she's into it. Nice.

>>725511007
>>725511116
It's confirmed.

Is it rape if she was invisible?

>>725509829
Is that that White dude in the background her boy toy?

>>725510981
I'm not a Goslingposter and I know I'm not Robert, but only because I was born before mechs became mass produced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaOoV6II8J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaOoV6II8J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaOoV6II8J8

>>725510993
only game I have ever seen where somebody pulls up and earnestly asks if you can marry the girl that has 10 lines and flicked you in the balls. What games do you even play. What lead to this

>>725509829
>yfw her boyfriend comes on screen for half a second by accident and he's some pale skinny ass white nerd

I dislike Flips, therefore Courtney must kill herself.

>>725509829
She seems kinda kookie. I like it.

>>725510981
True. I would never want a woman who has wet dreams about me and puts together cringey playlists about us filled with lovey dovey songs

>>725511341
>People become obsessed over a character that barely has any screen time and lines
Happens all the time man, they just need solid design. Hell I've seen it happen in text games that don't even have graphics

>>725507881 (OP)
This game is LITERALLY everything /v/ bitches about.
Cast is full of diversity
Zoomer dialogue
Alanah Pearce is in it
Choices barely matter
Yet somehow you love it?

>>725510981
I want to be him and dating BB.

>>725511404
well he's not exactly skinny

>>725511597
Sorry but I'm not buying Ninja Gaislop

>>725508415
>>725508760
Do you guys not know who her VA is?

>>725511597
A fake blonde and a filipina will change the minds of many /v/irgins.

>>725511597
>Cast is full of diversity
Doesn't matter because they aren't going "muh white people suck" and it's some hot chicks.
>Zoomer dialogue
It's millennial whedon dialogue
>Alannah Pearce is in it
One shitty person in a product, what game doesn't have this?
>Choices barely matter
Just treat it for what it is, a TV show you pirate
>Yet somehow you love it?
Like every other telltale game, yeah.

>>725510981
Robert is literally me(romanceless revenge-suicide route)

>>725508910
It has gameplay but it doesn't affect the plot at all. You can fail everything except 1 or 2 objectives and the game doesn't change at all.

>>725511865
>he really loves me :D
>this bitch >:(

>>725511597
I'm glad someone is saying it, this shit has no gameplay. I cannot wait for this slop to be forgotten

>>725511341
I didn't say anything about marrying anyone you fucking retard, I was talking about third end path where Mecha Man ends up fooling around with Malevola (or no one) instead of picking the other two. Something that could easily carry into a second game as a simple "Robert didn't pick either, he fooled around with Malevola (or no one)" decision at the start. She's the only character that has been hinted at perhaps being that option.

>>725510116
>Game has women like this, but no actual models, only movie files
FUCK!

>>725511865
The more people post the deredere side of Courtney, the more I wanna make a new run and go for her.

>>725511597
The main character is literally me
It has two cute and really likable love interests
One of them is very compelling as an underdog deuteragonist
The core cast has very good voice actors
The extended cast is shockingly likeable despite having meh voice acting
The jokes land and the direction is good
It doesn't beat you over the head with any kind of hamfisted political messaging
The dispatching side is decent fun
Overall just a good comfy little package. I love it, warts and all

>>725511973
there is no secret path there is just an achievement for turning down both girls and your "hint" was the brand xitter account making a quip

>>725511597
>This game is LITERALLY everything /v/ bitches about.
>Cast is full of diversity
Two sheeboons, one old nigger, a Samoan, a bunch of creatures/aliens and two super cute girls. It is fine.

>Zoomer dialogue
It reminds me of the American Pie movies. I am not in butt jokes ("pegging", "donuts in muh butt", "ass play references"), but I'll survive.

>Alanah Pearce is in it
Whatever.

>Choices barely matter
We can't say for sure until the we have played the last episodes.

>Yet somehow you love it?
Yeah, it is good.

>>725511865
>When the white boy compliments the local filipina

>>725512353
God, I'd breed her then and there.
Man Im going to replay BB's episodes again when the full game is done

Can you still forgive Courtney if you date BB?
What happens then?

>>725512057
>not having a full run for each girl ready for each wednesday

>>725512496
Yeah, villain/hero and romance are separate variables.

>>725511289
I'm jealous of the takeshis with their quadrapeds over in japan, honestly

>>725509829
>Hear me out...
>Prism... and Royd

>>725512496
>Can you still forgive Courtney if you date BB?
Yup.
>What happens then?
We don't know yet. I think Courtney will probably get over it in the end and be best buds with Robert.

>>725512496
courtney gets her jrpg neutral ending where she becomes a salarywoman

>>725510632
Holy shit I am gay as fuck. Flambae is my type of man. Oh god. What am I going to tell my girlfriend?

>>725508012
>and will be worse.

That's probably when the woke-slop comes in, now that they have the general audience's ear on this game. They'll start hard-injecting tranny-shit, and make the main character gay, and then get him to lick BLM boots.

Why is this SEAnig so adamant on claiming Courtney?

>>725512412
>>725511865
>Filipina
>voiced by a White girl
That would never fly in 2025. She probably just has a nice tan from hanging out on the beach.

>>725512823
Laura Bailey is partially Filipina

why are these final two episodes over twice as big storage-wise as 1-6 combined?

>>725509464
so far I like Mandy more

>>725512861
Laura Bailey is 0.4% filipina.

>>725507881 (OP)
why the fuck did he pronounce it like 'megaman'?
it's not even close to sounding like mecha

>>725512938
maybe he's butthurt

>Prism is all in on the Waterboy ship

Kek, very based

Why are people so obsessed with her ethnicity? Doesn't impact her character at all

>>725513040
fuckin kek
no way

>>725512938
in the full scene Robert will respond
>That's MECHA Man to you ...*Schmoud*.
and then Shroud will seethe and hang up
https://youtu.be/RRNRQXtDits

>>725513042
Where do you think we are?

>>725510116
The houseparty resonates with me, because that was my life during my 20s, 30 years ago... now all my friends have left, and I'm just a middle-age burn out still playing games today. Coming across this game, and bringing me back to 'fun times' and 'cute girls' who were obtainable for me.

fuck being old.

>>725512782
Just hook up and have her watch.

>>725513070
Her BF is white and she keeps saying Waterboy can handle her

>>725513040
>Its canon

Guaranteed to make brown women wet

>>725513241
I feel fucking retarded for not understanding this image. Please explain it to me.

>>725513509
She let Waterboy have the aux and she likes his music

almost through chapter 3 and the writing is unbearable so far. does it get any better? retarded sex jokes every other line of dialogue, millennial humor, mostly terrible voice acting (paul sounds like he's just phoning it in) and everyone is unlikable. i was actually interested in how the game would play out when they mentioned having to cut someone from the team but then being forced into two options because they need to have invisigal in every major cutscene for the budget dropped my opinion on the game even more.

im certain theyll do the "all these characters were once irredeemable but in the span of a 10 minute arc they're completely different and better!" trope but so far this game sucks.

>>725513565
I kept looking at the back seat and thinking that they fucked. Thank you for explaining.

>>725513623
>paul sounds like he's just phoning it in
Stopped reading there, you're brown

>Prism VA shitting on black twitter for freaking out over the Nicki Mirage joke

Alright she's officially based

>>725513623
>"all these characters were once irredeemable but in the span of a 10 minute arc they're completely different and better!"
You already saw that arc if you're on the firing question, it's the meeting room pep talk

>>725513509
Waterboy likes metal.

>>725513738
yeah, the game forces you into losing almost every dispatch and then rr gives a dogshit pep talk and suddenly everyone is better though the characters are still unlikable, just more calm

>>725513660
What, you expect. For him to stay as Jesse Pinkman all the time. Yell "Yeah, Bitch" and "MAGNETS!" all the time?

>pic of self-awareness

>>725513565
wtf he listens to black metal?

>>725513843
>Yell "Yeah, Bitch"
I expect him to yell it at least once to Courtney before the game ends and I will be dissapointed otherwise

Waterbros, did the leaks mention him at all?

>>725513660
is it too much to expect him to give even a modicum of emotion in any of his lines so far? christ when the most he's done is the retarded beef voice i just can't fathom how you think chapter 1-3 has anything that goes against what i said.

Will we get to see more of her "I love Robert Robertson" playlist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS5hcJldoKk

>>725514135
Holy shit waterprism is actually real???? I thought you guys were memeing wtf

>>725514262
It's an edited line, it's actually Sonar that says that.

>>725514258
I guarantee we're getting one more of her playlist in the two kisses

>>725512861
Barely if it all, bitch just looks like an average white woman.

>>725511865
>>725514258
>>725514320
Why is she so fucking cute holy shit. I understand her popularity now.

>>725514258
found the official music video for it last thread in case anyone wants to see it. it's pretty funny.
https://youtu.be/NLWafdNBZPQ

>>725508380
>glasses
>formal clothes
Sexo.

>>725514262
>he doubted the SAPPHIRE VIRTUOSO

Colm is a lucky guy...

>>725514640
those are some massive saggers

>>725514640
her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
>>725508380
>no supersuit
meh

I'm still not playing the WEGslop.

>>725508380
I too Simp for Snow White. Hopefully TWOU2 won't follow the same cringe as the Fables comic.

Didn't this start out as a live-action Netflix show that got quietly canned because Netflix is retarded with money?

>>725514640
Saggers are disgusting. Invisgal's perky little tits is what I want to suck on all night long.

>>725514992
Yes. Which is why we live in the best timeline.

>>725514996
That's gay

>>725514996
Rare heterosexual frogposter

>>725514640
I don't want to see them hanging free but I do want her to hug me and bring my head down against them with the outfit she's wearing.

>>725514996
I want to see BB's areolas

>>725514957
oh shit she does look like her
but anyway fuck Snow, hated that bitch. I love Bigby but he is a simp.

I'm starting the game tomorrow, though i hate that BB has a boyfriend if only because it feels wrong to go after her right after they broke up even if I'm wanting her to be Peggy Carter to my Steve Rogers

>>725514996
big saggers and perky littles are yin and yang, positive and negative, it's the saggy littles that are pure demonic horror

>>725509858
>Sonar didnt actually know what a cool uncle would do
>Judging by Malevolas and Roberts reaction, teaching the kid how to tell pure cocaine from impure one is not part of it

>>725515382
>look up BB's VA
>previous works: Snow white (TWAU), Ayre (AC6)
that's a master manipulator if Ive ever seen one
>>725515803
and big stiff ones, aka bolt-ons

>>725516086
thought she sounded familiar
I'm glad BB is much more likable

Here is the official music video of the track which plays during the house warming party in Episode 6. It is honestly really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWafdNBZPQ

>episode 8 comes out
>there are no choices for most of the episode, with things instead working out based on reputation and previous choices
>ie if you told blazer that visi punched you, if you told her you lied about believing in visi, if flambae already knows you're Mecha man, who you're dating, your dispatch stats, etc.
Would it satisfy people that want choices to "really matter" or would it just be boring or contrived

>>725514640
Okay, hear me out...
What if we take the tits on the actress, and put them on the character?

>>725512793
If you hate wokeshit then why are you vividly fantasizing about it being included in a game that doesn't have it?

>>725516760
I dunno if I need it be like that or anything, but I would be impressed if a ton of your choices actually changed the outcome for once in the end in small or big ways.

>>725511597
/v/ twists itself into aggrieved knots to like it.
>people who don't like it are brown
>leftists HATE it on twitter!
>the woke writers were saved by based Aaron Paul who basically rewrote the entire script for them

I'm actually enjoying it though because it's nice when /v/ actually enjoys something rather than hate on everything, in a hyperbolic performative manner, before immediately spiraling into not-/v/ shit. And all it took was having two cute girls to argue over who was better.

>>725516557
Alright, the webm convinced me to watch it.

>>725516086
bolt-ons should be considered body modification horror alike to the Strogg

>>725507881 (OP)
>no pubes?

>>725517065
>>725516557
Okay, that wasn't a very good music video asside from the ass slapping.

>>725517065
it's pretty funny honestly. I love the shitty lip syncing and how they look like frumpy girls from work trying to be sexy.

>>725517197
Visi wouldn't shave until she falls for Robert.

>You make me feel like I could dance all night
>Already all night, like a livewire
>I'm always louder with you
>Keep turning me on~

>>725508836
*chair clattering*

>>725517450
>>725517509

>>725517509
cute Robert is WAY too big this one

>>725516557
SAAR! Why are you so pale, SAAR?

SAAR?

>>725513718
Source?

>>725516760
>if you told blazer that visi punched you, if you told her you lied about believing in visi
you get a number of chances to say things about visi in "private" throughout the game so it'd make sense if it turned out she heard most if not all of them.

>>725513718
she also is on board with waterboy summer

YOUR LAST CHANCE TO POST YOUR THEORY
Who is Shroud?

>>725517902
he's fucking Shroud
they showed him at the beginning, he was Robert II and Track Star's friend in the Brave Brigade

>>725517902
A dead man walking.

>>725517902
His name is not important.
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

>>725517902
the guy in the mugshot who killed your dad and is exactly everything they said he was, no twists

>>725513718
>Prism VA shitting on black twitter for freaking out over the Nicki Mirage joke
I believe it. They're so thin-skinned that they even freaked out when the 'season police' girl talked back to them.

>>725517902
BB

>>725517902
Your father, or as it said in tin maybe expect with some twist of your father was a cunt, and betrayed me.

>>725513718
>>725517978
By "black twitter", you're talking about all those white redditcucks, right?

>>725513718
damn, the way she dressed made me believe she would be a leftwing nutjob

>>725517902
>Who is Shroud?
Mecha-Man's dad.

>>725507881 (OP)
Why is the mascot girl in this picture, I never realized

>>725517902
I don't give a fuck who you are, just tell me about the pulse, that's all I want to know

>>725511597
I saw the one joke about Prism's dad, and I fucking knew it was going to be good.

>>725518262
>girl
Mr. Whiskey

>>725518529
What the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjCz5s2LFUo
grammy?

>>725518632
THOT STATUS: PATROLLED

>>725518208
>Shroud is Robert II
>Courtney is his illegimate daughter he had when he cheated on his wife with a laotian immigrant
quick we need the andy and leyley edit before the final episode comes out and deconfirms it.

>>725518457
There is another joke like that. Robert reminds Chase that he stole some things before, and chase responds "YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER I NEVER STOLE SHIT!" lmao

So no one gives a fuck about Punch-Up, right?

>>725518632
I couldn't resist Invisigal anymore after I saw her perky boobs. She is so hot.

>>725518683
This song is dogshit but it fits the scene so well that I'm starting to like it by association...

>>725518771
He's alright. One of the least stand-out characters, but decent overall.

>>725518771
He doesn't do much in the story. He's more like a gag character.

I just want BB to finally have some plot relevance.
Is it that much to ask?

>Don't give a fuck about Punch Up because manlet
>See his fighting style is running fast like a spastic todder and uppercutting dudes in the balls
Heheh, you're alright.

>>725518771
He's fine. I think people have nothing to say because he's not a waifu and there's nothing to complain about but also nothing to talk about.
If he had a storyline, he might get more attention. But really he's just an angry dwarf.

>>725512353
so she can be instantly depowered in a fight by ripping the necklace off? Seems like a serious weakness.

>>725518771
He's the weakest from the cast, but even the weakest from this cast is alright.

>>725518979
That's why is a secret, and her outfit makes it seem like it's incrusted.

>>725519074
Why isn't the necklace underneath the outfit

>>725509464
Gotta go Visi. Then maybe a Mandy game. Followed by Visi. But if my old mass effect save files are any indicator, I will inevitably crumble for my original waifu and really only go Visi ever.

>>725518771
I like him but he's not my favorite of Z-team. Invisigal, Golem, and Prism are easily my faves.

>>725512353
Imagine if she turned black. Robert would be so disappointed.

>>725519194
Probably is, but it looks more like set in one place with the outfit. Probably it just locks it there to avoid someone ripping it from her

THE GREAT DEBATE

What're the "Renegade Shepard" options in this game?

>>725516946
>>the woke writers were saved by based Aaron Paul who basically rewrote the entire script for them

Did some retard on X spread this dumb ass rumor to justify liking the game? LOL

>>725519326
I'll take a blonde blazer and laura bailey combo, large drink.

>>725519368
Declaring a non-powered ethno-nationalist state in the heart of LA and sending all superheroes and supervillains to the gas chamber.

>>725516760
This could be good, but is easy to fuck up, and I don't really trust former telltale fags not to fuck it up, because they fucked it up with TWD where the final episode of season 1 was basically that, except no matter what your choices were, you still got shat on for them.

The biased bullshit is that Invisiagal will die if rejected, unlike BB.

>>725518771
Coupe is probably the least popular character. After all, most kicked her off the team in favor of Sonar.

>>725516946
no one said that about aaron paul though, they said that aaron's contributions to paul's performance and character writing reduced the critical role chungus cringe to palatable levels. which is true.

Haven't drawn in 2 years and using a new program, it looks kinda shitty but i'll shake the rust off in no timeor not

>>725519316
It's still a very obvious "aim for the glowy thing" weakness.
Naturally, you first need to actually aim for the thing before she turns you into paste.

>>725519614
I'd kick Punch-up before Coupe if given the choice.

>>725511709
I certainly don't

I'm considering replaying the game to pick other dialogue options instead of just watching the scenes on Youtube, but can you really not skip/fast forward the scenes?
You can't even replay older episodes without deleting all your current progress instead of making it into a modular thing where it just retroactively changes your choices when you replay past episodes.
Seems like a no brainer QoL option for a VN-like game.

>>725519668
>before she turns you into paste.
What are BBs powers anyways? Generic superstrength + flight, or does she have other things?

>>725519326
Fun fact, Erin Yvette is a decade younger than Laura Bailey. She was 19 when she voiced Snow White in The Sus Wolf.

>>725519326
How is it even a debate? Erin Yvette.

>>725519764
Yeah, it's unfortunate, but them's the breaks.

>>725519767
Flight, superstrength and energy pew pew. She's Captain Marvel, only nice and not a turbocunt.

>>725519767
>What are BBs powers anyways?
Super Sex .

>>725519614
coupe is just the most literalwho character on z-team. each of them have a "thing". with coupe there just wasn't as much of a "thing" as with the others. the chunni thing is a good idea but she still just seems bland.

>>725519326
I miss Snow.

>>725519326
Laura Bailey is more attractive.

I'm surprised no one has posted this awesome cover and instead just dumped all of the shitty art instead.

>>725516919
>If you hate wokeshit then why are you vividly fantasizing about it being included in a game that doesn't have it?

Season 1 will be the bait. Season 2 will be the hook. That's the difference.

Everyone like S1 because there is no woke-sloppage happening. Men and Women are kissing. Token black characters in the background. Non-evasive girl-boss, not bossy. The tones are perfect. Proving a balance can exist with representation and GOOD story and characters.

What the fear is now that the game is a commercial success. Adhoc will expand, and sneak in those Sweet Baby Inc troons that just got fired from SquareEnix this week and start Tranny-slopping all over the place. Pusing main beloved characters into the background and emasculated. Girl-boss turns into power cunt-femcel. Coupe and Prism starts a BLM chapter. Waterboy turns into an active shooter. Maledova whips out her cock and starts reading stories to preschoolers.... and so on.

Why'd they make the older girl voice the younger girl

>>725516557
loved the song and how it's used in the game... but after seeing the music video I'm like... 'who is this for?"

>>725520107
I'm more interested in next week's comic at this point.

Fuck this goy cattle gamerslop I'm running FOBs in metal gear

>>725520189
Millennial women.

>>725520107
He looks nothing like Robert, I'd say this still qualifies as shitty art
No wonder the artist is doing webcomics when he can't even nail the cover to lure readers in

I know how the BB/Mandy subplot is going to end
but watching the new trailer just confirmed my theory
remember when BB asks robert of he prefers her or mandy ?
i bet by the end of this season something bad is going to happen and she is going to be stuck being either BB or mandy forever

if the data leaks are true maybe that's why the de powered mandy and robert just give up being heroes all together

>>725520157
but BB is younger?
>>725520251
>fuck this shit, Id rather play an incomplete game
chapter 3 releasing any time now

>>725519654
This looks cool, art bro. I wish I never lost interest in drawing and just kept on going.

>>725520451
Laura Bailey was supposed to voice BB first

>>725520451
There were credits at the end of the game so it was finished

>>725520512
Dispatch is finished? But I still don't know who Shroud is

>>725519326
There is no debate I'm afraid.

>>725520484
I think they've made a good choice switching her for Erin Yvette. She can pull off the "lawful good choir girl" better than Bailey, who always sounds edgy even when she's not trying.

>>725520631
I have no idea what dispatch is

SEX WITH ROBERT ROBERTSON

>>725520885
Courtney, get back in the game and defuse the bomb

>>725520247
>the art for it is going to be trash and not in the fun way like 5-6's

I'm having a phenomenal day

>>725511597
tomboy filipina waifu is too strong

>>725521024
damn thats literally visi

>>725521008
Imagine an alternate timeline where he gets hooked up on Warhammer 40k and not MtG.

>hates black twitter
>loves waterboy
>holds 3 masters degrees
>big ass
>dating a white guy
>funny

Prismbros won bigly today

>>725521108
what the fuck how

>>725521108
I did not expect any of this. Truly based.

>>725521149
its a mystery

>>725511597
>Cast is full of diversity
diversity is fine if it's done right
>Zoomer dialogue
carried by very strong voice acting
>Alanah Pearce is in it
eh whatever
>Choices barely matter
which is still carried by the very strong voice acting, cast and writing. the lack of gameplay is a legit concern but it's still up there in the entertainment department compared to anything we've gotten in the last few years. you can mald and seethe all you want

>>725521024
Tomboy filipina mecha woman would've been better

whats she looking at on her phone /v/?

>>725521108
3 master degrees in what?

>>725508902
There is no such thing as a western "fujo". You're all sick faggots. Moreso since in the west and on twitter thar either means your a man or a troon.
T.speak nip and you fags ruined all meanings and lingo

>>725521275
dunno, probably music stuff

>>725515824
>Whitewashed
Day ruined.

>>725521391
Okay pajeet/troon

>>725521259
why is he so smug

>>725521108
>holds 3 masters degrees
>Hating on me, bitch, you can't even read
>I'm popping my pussy when I hit the category
>(It take a hoe to birth a hoe, your mom a hoe and you a bitch)
aha, ye, sure thing buddy
>>725521165
prism if she real

>>725521434
almost every bitch wants him and he's pretty badass for a normal guy and is recognized as a true super hero as mecha man

>>725521434
>tfw made an instagram model completely dumbfounded by my autism

>>725521570
after I get my happy and evil Visi runs and my BB run done, I am 100% doing a disregard bitches run.

>be me
>romanced BB
>canned Coupe
>recruited Waterboy
>didn't brofist Royd

>>725521165
>>725521108
i hate this fucking song and music video but i can't help but play it every time i see it in my feed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v3vKeg1Ws

>>725521570
has to be the funniest fucking scene in the game
>that dumb smile

>>725521732
No... can't see me jiving to this song outside the game.

Radio by Bershy has me hooked enough for my playlist...

But a song about medicating yourself, to appeal to the ritalin kids out there?... fucked up.

>>725521570
34 year old man hitting the :3 btw

>>725521732
for me it's
>ya take a hoe ta break a hoe ya mom a hoe and you a beeutch

>>725521570
I dont know if they did it on purpose but leaving the scene exactly the same for rejecting and accepting his hilarious

>>725521570
>Bottle Blonde status: seething
>Pman status: avenged

>>725521259
>>725521570
the "literally me" smile

is this game a trap? Looks like fucking dogshit

>>725522223
its slop that /v/ loves because it features their favorite youtubers
heccin wholesome

>>725522293
I don't like Jacksepticeye or MoistCritikal but i like Punch Up and Sonar.

>>725511764
>It's millennial whedon dialogue
Its aged into Zoomer dialogue thanks to Gunn and Kripke, and imitators

>>725521725
>That Last one
So YOU were shroud all along!

>>725522293
makes sense 4chan is full of redditor trannies and e-celeb suckers.

Fucking weird to see capshit get bumped over and over again, turns out It's just a bunch of trannies and losers.

>>725522343
Memes get recycled from here to there too.

>>725522423
4chan was the asshole of the internetz for 2 decades, millenials writters are broken and ironic retards that can't imagine for shit, doesn't surprise me.

>>725521725
disgusting

>>725521189
Invisiboy wouldn't last at SDN because of the HR Violations

>>725522756
the image makes it seems like they keep their original personalities, so its still mecha girl thats going to be a mecha creep

>>725522756
yeah sneaking into womens' restrooms, telling some girl you masturbated to her that morning, and then getting up in her face for a staredown wouldn't exactly fly

>>725522863
>ALL of us?

>>725522863
If I take that Mask off will you die?

>>725523007
I really hope we get to kill this guy.

>>725522863
>Okay, so how will that help us commit crimes?
Crimes?

>>725523075
rape is a crime

>>725522863
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

>>725523058
Honestly, if I had to pick between killing Shroud and killing Toxic, Shroud will live another day.

>>725522863
>invisibitch I think we need a real job
>footjob. good idea. you're promoted

>>725523114
>You can't rape the willing.

Season 1 has been kino and I'm ready for the endings. I just wish it had more superhero management stuff but I know it was a Telltale game from the start, so oh well.
I hope season 2 is good too but I'm worried. They've already threatened that Amazon is looking to pick up the IP apparently.

>>725523075
>>725523114
>>725523162
>>725523172
you are 12 or a fat girl

>>725523162
>Uhh... What about a titjob? Like Paizuri?
>You're fired.
>I was just asking-
>GET! OUT!

>>725523115
>i-ijf you're good s-something, n-never do it f-for....*sniff*...f-...*ghk*...

>>725523191
Jokes on you; I'm a fat 12 year old girl.

>>725523191
she would say that though

>>725523179
i really hope they don't milk it to death and i really hope they don't fuck off to make that critical role game for way too long before we get more of this.

>>725523267
Fat people don't have sex or it's the most disgusting shit ever, suicidal almost.

>Do you remember when you invited me to your apartment last week and you were confused because the door was already unlocked?
>It was me, Mecha Man. I poked holes in ALL your condoms, Mecha Man
>I’m currently carrying your child, Mecha Man.

>>725523267
FYI bro mods take the 18+ rule seriously

>>725523179
>Amazon is looking to pick up the IP

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>>725523179
>They've already threatened that Amazon is looking to pick up the IP apparently
Oh God, just don't let some absolute fucking retard like Eric Kripke touch the series.

I don't need some billionaire telling me how "SDN are actually the bad guys for corporatizing heroism" while they're treating actual people like subhuman garbage.

>>725523365
based

get this gay western , e-celeb garbage shit out of my 4chins

>>725523341
I've gotten 4chan vacations for dumber shit before.
>You seem to have posted in a thread 3 hours before shitposters got to it and flooded it with MLP porn
>Enjoy your week long ban, fgt

>>725516086
>Ayre
So who is making a Mechaman build in Armored Core 6?

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>>725523365
>>725523429

least retarded anime fag

>>725523179
yeeeah there's some fucking vultures around and dispatch being linked to critical role isn't helping

>>725523474
you are brown

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>>725510981
>Because you're not him and dating a rl Courtney wouldnt be that fun or pleasant
Courtney is literally my imouto.

>>725523486
NOOOOOO NOT MY HEKKIN SUPERHEROINO IRONICOERINO GAMERINO WITH LE BLACK WOMENERINO

I WANT TO X POSTERINO in 4c
You are lost, go back.

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i don't remember the cartel execution scene, was that a leak?

>>725523537
seethe

>>725523179
I don't care, I just want some nice Mandy and Robert comfykino for S2.
Also, if it's Amazon, it's 99% chance it'll be done by the people behind Legend of Vox Machina. There are worse alternatives than this.

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>>725523583
You are lost, go back. X has more like minded individuals like yourself.

>>725523592
You are lost, go back.

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Uh oh melty….

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>>725523578
Yeah, Toxic backstory flashback

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Shroud must be behind this.

BASED BASED BASED

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lol they gave up already. Cowards.

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I wonder if this is the same guy that was posting toddler rape last night. Two nights ago? It all blurs together.
Whatever. Let's see if it works a second time, and find out.

>Sacred Art: Greater Incantation of Chankoro Banishment

>动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Devil May Cry 鬼泣 Wuhan Flu 武汉流感 Umbrella protests Extradition Law Hong Kong protests Democracy won the Vote Paper Tiger

>abrasive tomboy with a heart of gold
I feel like this character archetype is pure catnip for just about anyone yet its always cast aside for dyke girlbosses in the same role

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>>725523913
But she doesn't have a heart of gold. People are assuming that deep down Visi is this kind-hearted cinnamon roll, but we know she isn't.

>>725523905
gorespam isn't a chinese thing though, this is just some autist who got mad that people are discussing something he doesn't like. the funniest i remember recently was some dude who spammed scat in a /mu/ autumncore thread about a hundred posts deep a few weeks ago. this stuff's amusing to me desu

>>725523303
Courtney, you are making me regret teaching you about Roleplay.

>>725523905
Why would it be a chinese be spamming that? I don't get the connection.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725523981
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>>725524039
Figured it was worth a shot. Not like there's anything better to do.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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someone call waterboy we need a janny

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725523303
>but Courtney we were never... intimate?
>Did you rape me in my sleep? That might be a serious HR violation.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725524110
>didn't attach a file
wtf i feel cheated

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>>725523981
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>>725524039
the overton window has shifted too much, african goreposting doesn't hit the same anymore

>>725523905
>Toddler rape
Damn and Here i thought the Spam of someone who popped their dick with mechanical nuts was bad

>>725524060
Honestly? Just a shot in the dark.
Worst case scenario, it's a just a post closer to autosage among schizo gore spamming.

Dispatch Flambae to beat up the shitposter

>>725524103
just wait for him to get bored

>>725524154
this one's funnier with sound

At this point I am simply impressed this fucker has so much gore porn on his PC.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725524218
Nah lets make it Coupe and pay her extra to kill him by cutting His dick off

>>725524232
he's just reposting a bunch of rekt webms from /gif/ without sound. my personal favorite is the indian guy who touches the train wire and combusts but he hasn't posted it yet.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725524232
There's entire websites for it, /gif/ has several threads for it whenever they're not busy discussing BBC, even reddit has entire subreddits dedicated to sharing gore, this stuff is even easier to find now than ever before

>>725524218
You need to send someone with INT high enough or pass a hard hack.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725523058
>>725523131
>Toxic will be getting his sack smacked up into his abdominal cavity by Punch Up before this is all over
Trust the plan

>>725524232
he has a bunch of CP too

>>725524303
>/gif/ loves to discuss africans dying in brutal ways whenever they're not talking about wanting africans to fuck white women
Why are they like this?
What did Africa do to them?

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725524205
A Touhou thread had a bunch of genital mutilation and transition surgery flood it earlier today.
It was just gay bara/toddlercon art a couple days ago.
I guess I missed the dick popping, which sounds absolutely delightful, too. Lots of cheese pizza the week before in various threads.

Been a lot of shock value spamming the past couple of weeks, in a lot of threads. I'm just curious what made it start to pop off again.
4chan was at least relatively stable last month.

>>725523913
>>725523981
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>>725524406
/gif/ is a 24/7 race war disguised as a porn board. filtering all the garbage out leaves you with like 1/4 of the catalog remaining.

>Bring me dead nigger spammer
>bring me nigger gore ragetard
>bring me turns thread into a dead nigger storage thread shitposter

>>725524441
Dick popping was years okay. Might have been on /mlp/

>>725523913
>>725523981
Out of curiosity, how are you liking the influx of (You)s? You've got the most famous posts in the thread.

>>725524498
the world's only based janny
hope blazer doubles his pay

>>725524498
>Instantly deleted
WATERGOD, I KNEEL

>>725524382
Looking forward to that!

its so fucking annoying how half the people on /v/ now are autists that think everything is some shill because theyve never seen the thing before

>>725524516
Yeah, I could totally see that being an /mlp/ thing when /pol/ got one autist riled up.

>>725524498
My Fuarking Hero!

We must forgive Invisigal. What she did before SDN is her business
We must be better heroes

>>725509854
that's a cartoon you faggot

>>725524498
sasuga watershonen

>>725524575
Dispatch, Mouthwashing, and Coffin are just qualityslop. You can't just like something because it is good.

>>725524575
There were people that thought Elden Ring had shill threads. It's pure distilled retardation all the way down

>>725524650
where do you think we are

>>725524498
>watergod saved the thread

doubters.... we lost

>>725524498
W-Waterboy!
Your power! It's astounding!
Has all that hot sex with Prism made you the ultimate Janitor?

Does anyone have a link to the random superpower wiki? I wanna try my luck at a superpower.

>>725524719
am i crazy or has everyone with a black eye in this game had it on their left eye? visi's mugshot and injured portrait have it, and i swear there's another.

>>725524726
First result on Google.

>>725524673
very funny anon but remember

>>725524745
Thanks anon

>>725524679
>>725524575
This is a shill thread, a westerner cartoon that's not even a video game, the entire thread already devolved into some X tier garbage posting cause there is no gameplay to discuss.

What the fuck are you talking about

>>725517902
Waterboy who is also the son of the original Shroud

>>725524768
I got foot mimicry

>>725524575
desu i do wish they kept the ip counter, threads like this usually only have 20-30 ips tops, but it was easier to spot blatant marketing threads with 20 posts and only 3 posters.

>>725524726
Might as well. The thread's relatively back on track.

>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Are you equal to nobody, Robert, 1st-day-Waterboy, Golem, Flambae, Blazer, Phenomaman, Final-form-Waterboy, or something even more powerful?

>>725524719
idgi, they're nothing alike
>>725524879
Why do you think they removed it?

Have you ever tell a girl that you can see her oreola.

>>725524883
funny you say that when posting Dumbledore as Rene Descartes. Millennials are truly unware just how much irony and unwitty their post truly are. Zoomers are x10 worse, take me the fuck back to the days when RPGs were RPGs.

>>725524987
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Humanoid_Abomination
Fuck it, let's go.

>>725524829
if you think these threads are bad you should check out /ddlc/ on /vg/, i am amazed those threads are still going

>>725525020
no idea, i'd say tracking ips is subject to some eu regulation but when the sharty takeover leaked everything it turned out they were tracking a lot of data on individual posters so i dunno

>>725525041
No but I would probably sound as autistic as he did saying that.

>>725524987
>Jumen Physiology
>You look like a very old and very ugly Japanese man, carved from wood-carvings, permanently.
Fuck. Just kill me.

>>725525041
I almost did to a woman I knew from work at the gym, but I didn't. I later mentioned it to one of our mutual friends and she told me that this gym girl would never talk to me again if I mentioned it, so I made the right call.
In my defense, she was kind of a bitch and we only hung out because we worked at the same place.

>>725524987
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pipe_Manipulation

Call me plumber man

>>725524829
Its made by a lot of the same people who did the wolf among us and TWD game. It was likely going to do well eventually

>>725524829
>>725525337

Telltale games have always been /v/ approved, newfag zoomers are retarded and the gorespamers should ack themselves

>>725524987
>Obsolescence
>The state of being a "dead-zone" for absolutely anything, everything, all-things and nothing. Simplified Expression of Omni-Negation.
as a yugioh player i'm very happy with this

Imagine drugging Robert’s coffee and dragging him to a secluded room to molest him

After seeing how Waterboy stepped up I now understand Blazer’s decision to cut someone.

Why waste resources on the department’s biggest fuck ups when you can invest in watercoin instead of?

>>725525458
t. >>725522863

>>725525458
Shut the fuck up, Courtney, I'm trying to hear footsteps in B tunnel

>>725524987
>Mind Absorption
Visi has officially lost the right to complain about having a villain Power. Mine is at best that of a Pragmatic antihero who everyone reviles

>>725525443
>as a yugioh player i'm very happy
No you aren't. Don't lie like that.

>>725524673
one of these things is not like the other. andy and leyley really is sloppa. i like the other 2 a lot.

>>725508191
>litter.catbox.moe
>Your Client
>Not Found

>>725524987
>Shocking Touch
Not bad. Could go pro.

>>725511865
Mad tomboy is mad

>>725525648
Andy and Leyley is kino though, it's Mouthwashing that's slop

>>725525648
>Mouthwash
>Good
Its the First Game that really showed to me how easy rape AS Part of the Horror can make people Turn their brains Off. Most people completely missed Out on the fact that the company is at the very least almost as guilty as jimmy since the psych evaluations are Just for legal plausible deniability, while the Captain was Just dumb enough to Trust them to actually give a Shit about him and the Crew

>>725525632
this game has made me very happy because it's given me something to think about that isn't mitsurugi, ryzeal, or maliss

Robert shouldn't taint his bloodline with some flip, mena, latinx mystery meat amalgamation.

>>725513040
Based

>>725525836
Coffin is the only good thing the west has made in recent memory.

>>725525852
chase, you're supposed to be unconscious...

>>725509713
>BB is barely a part of the story
And then it turns out the big tweeest is she's in league with Shroud. Maybe even is Shroud. And that's why the game has been Visi heavy until now. BB pickers get to enjoy the drama of sleeping with the enemy.

Writing it out just in case I'm actually right.

So we are all in agreement their son's name will be chase, right?

>>725524987
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psionic_Arts

Sounds overpowered but it’s listing a lot of stuff kinda wish it was more specialized but I’ll take it over being a deformed freak

>>725525956
Robert Robertson the IV

>>725525956
robert iv is the obvious choice but i like the idea of robert wanting to name him something different as a way of saying "you don't have to die in the suit if you don't want to"

>>725525954
Why does EVERYBODY thinks she's a hidden villain? Is the concept of a girl that's just nice is so incomprehensible to people?

>>725526109
since the game is full of villains or people that swear every two seconds, she just kinda sticks out like a sore thumb for most people

waterboy and pman arent crude but they obviously have their own flaws while mandy is just kinda there and nice

>>725525954
You're in for a seriously rude awakening in a few days.

>>725519368
Pulling some chick's brain augment out of her head while she's still alive.

>>725509464
Lead on blonde til you get the what the fuck response for randomly dumping her then friendzone visi

>>725525956
Visi wants to focus on her career. Kids are the last thing on her mind. She’s not ready to settle down any time soon.

>>725526165
She's a real hero. The realest hero in the entire bunch. She's the one saving Robert. You would know that if you weren't so insanely biased

>>725526109
>character introduced
>expectation is they will be relevant to plot
>they are not

>>725519654
Not bad

>>725526253
Oh my god you guys, my wife, she doesn't cause drama or problems for me. She doesn't have plot relevance. Guess I should break up with her for being too boring.

>>725526109
Because they don't want their brown waifu to have been the bad one all this time.

>>725526243
you're putting words in my mouth. I wasn't denigrating her, she is quite literally the perfect human being and hero.

i'm saying she's boring as fuck

>>725526308
video games =/= real life

in real life mandy is the one you should go for, but nobody does shit in videogames they would do in real life

>>725526253
this is phenomaman for me
kinda sucks that if you picked waterboy you have absolutely 0 autistic superman content

>>725510981
I date her she got fat gained like 200 lbs

>>725526253
Blazer is relevant to Rob’s character arc. She mirrors his struggles and it’s cute to see them find a life together outside of hero work.

>>725526379
I like Phenomaman, but I agree.
It'd be nice if his planet is relevant in season 2. Like maybe we see the Brainiac or Zod to his Superman.
And Waterboy gets equal attention, of course.

>>725522756
>Invisboy is just Hollow Man minus the rat munching
Kino

>>725525518
It's pretty much confirmed the only people who still cry about having to cut one of the villains based on performance, are all people who don't really believe in heroism, nor do they believe in results based management. They side with the villains who aren't doing their jobs no matter what, because they are a morally degenerate person.

>>725510981
Obviously. But this game lets me live the dream of dating a manic pixie dream girl like Courtney, without the inevitable crash and burn waiting in real life. In real life Mandy would be the guaranteed pick 100% of the time, but that's why she's the more boring option in the confines of the game for me.

>>725513117
How old were you when your parents died and how did you deal with it?

>>725526353
>Why does EVERYBODY thinks she's a hidden villain?
>she just kinda sticks out like a sore thumb for most people
So you admitted that you are doing nothing but projecting your own insecurity, but still tried to argue with me that I was incorrect in what I said, by doubling down that "she's boring as fuck". Good. I want Robert's wife to be boring as fuck. He deserves a normal, boring life.

complaining about people picking invis because she's BPD is like complaining about people who run people over in GTA

like why in the fuck would you play a video game like you would in real life

>>725523058
What the fuck did he do? Having bigger dick than you is a crime now?

>>725526684
Because I want Robert Robertson to be happy.
Why would I choose any other outcome?

>>725526459
There should’ve been a second date episode. The plot is too rushed.

>>725526707
yes

>>725526670
well yeah that would be good for robert and all in this hypothetical fake scenario

but newsflash, people like interesting characters in a story man, thats why they wanted some kinda twist for her or something. I'm not saying it would've been a good idea, just trying to answer your question.

>>725526350
As per the leaks, Mandy spends eps 7&8 running around and fixing Invisigal's mess, while Invisigal decides to relapse and become a villain again.
Finally someone put a finger on the scales in Mandy's favour.

>>725524498
Stay hydrated Waterchad

>>725526745
The plot is rushed, period. It doesn't have anything to do with Mandy because she's not causing problems for Robert, Visi is. Poor Robert hasn't even had any development since his speech, it's all been Invisigal.

>>725526759
Robert, you are fucked up. The real shame of Mecha Man family.

>>725526745
>The plot is too rushed.
this
most characters are barely there

>>725524987
>Kinetic Activation

>>725526240
>Her what ?

>>725525735
litterbox links expire after a while, reuploaded them for 24 hrs

https://litter.catbox.moe/ksk6vs9892gcwqhq.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/4al6zt9ya1ievu7s.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/mgvx3ilqtw1moiz9.jpg

if you cant see them maybe the service is just shitting itself, it happens
otherwise check if your firewall is not blocking the domain or whatever

another thread up

>>725526684
I dunno. I just remember always preferring the Betty in every Betty vs Veronica love triangle, starting with BG2. I guess because Betty usually ends up being the underdog and also my mom always kept telling me to never put my dick in the crazy.

>>725526109
It could be nothing (modern writers often just put in throway convenience lines and/or care nothing for logically consistent world building) but paying for Robert's mecha repair just to get a desk jockey for a for hire hero team so irrelevant they're debating cutting the entire string doesn't make much sense. Like I'm sure Robert is producing some amount of profit for SDN due to being pretty competent, but not millions of dollars worth. Why then, just to give him a second chance? It makes sense to make the story happen, but irl it's not likely to happen.

She aggressively seeks him out not long after he goes semi-public. As the story goes on it's been emphasized that the astralpulse is a unique tech that can't be recreated. So baiting its return to the source would make sense, and also be a keikaku doori way to fuck with a nemesis.

Also there's been hints of betrayal. They start talking about where they think the astralpulse is and suddenly every villain knows. She's even against going in which could be:
1. not wanting them to know info got leaked almost immediately when they discussed it in a private room
2. give herself a cover by seeming like an ally
3. avoid getting Robert killed because she knows Shroud is going to be there that night (this makes the most sense for a BB romance path)

Also a stretch, but her romance reveal is of a her powers being facially cosmetic and that being a big deal to her for some reason. Being the real "you" even if it's just hair color is important for her. A motif of a "shroud" you might even say.

>>725526970
nuh-uh

>>725508020
boooo