Thread 725510083

Illumination saving the mario character design...yeap that's how it's done nintendo. Heh.

>>725510083 (OP)
looks like shit

>>725510083 (OP)
Looks like shit dripping out of Bob the Builder's hairy rectum.

>>725510083 (OP)
Please tell me it's AI

That's how he looked in the first movie. They are just keeping it consistent. It also adds a layer of separation between the movie and the game. Which is smart.

>>725510383
The game looks cheap. He looks better more realistic.

>>725510381
No it's fucking true. Im not even pirating it.

>>725510083 (OP)
sovlless

>>725510083 (OP)
Are you suggesting the right image is better?

>>725510083 (OP)
I take back anything nice about the animation I said about the previous movie, this is fucking repulsive. I dread to see what Rosalina is going to look like

>>725510083 (OP)
Why Galaxy over something less out-there in scale, anyway? Galaxy comes across as movie 3 or 4 material unless they're actually doing Galaxy 3 as the next big 3D Mario.

>>725510083 (OP)
I can hear right thinking 'please kill me' over and over and over.

>>725511480
Why not Galaxy? The games don't really have an ongoing narrative, and going for Galaxy allows them to save time and money when building 3d-sets since most locations in Galaxy are bizarre floating marbles instead of proper landscapes.

>>725511691
Galaxy is the only Mario game with a "bit" of "narrative"

>>725510083 (OP)
>Left's expression: "Wah-hah! What a beautiful universio!"
>Right's expression: "I just took a fucking MASSIVE shit in my pants"

>>725511480
>>725511691
Would've been really easy for them to do Mario World with elements of Yoshi's Island or Mario Sunshine. Introduce Bowser Jr. and then have his origin parallel Mario and Luigi's upbringing. The new movie is gonna struggle balancing Yoshi, Wario, Rosalina, Bowser Jr., the Koopalings all at once.

>>725510381
worse, its american

>>725510083 (OP)
MARIO IF HE THICC

>>725510083 (OP)
How the hell is anyone excited for this Galaxy Slop?

>>725511480
They want to make money selling merchandise above all else. Galaxy allows them to not only sell cheap Lumas in every possible form, but also shill Rosalina. The next Mario game could have nothing to do with Galaxy and would still get a boost from the movie.

>>725511336
We'll see soon enough how lamer the Space Peach can look compared to the real Peach

>>725511691
>The games don't really have an ongoing narrative
tbf Galaxy is like the only main mario game that actually tried to tell a plot

>>725512354
The luma from the first movie was the worst thing ever made. They completely missed the point of innocent little space creature

>>725511480
Nintendo gotta bust that Rosalina load I guess, Miyamoto realizes he doesn’t have forever to live so I guess it’s also on him too.

>>725512385
Leaks claim that Peach is Samus' long lost sister and Samus will show up to kick their asses and get her back so she can be trained to help Samus take down Ryddle and his space pirates.

>>725510381
its very clearly AI

Left Mario looks like he's actually experiencing wonder and awe from flying in space while the right Mario looks like he's about to say "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

>>725510083 (OP)
He just looks like a dude in the movie. Fucking weird.

>>725511480
>>725511691
>>725511989
And also the Movies aren't a 1:1 retelling of the series or going in the same order (see: The Sonic movies went from 1-3 to SA2 and now going back to CD)

I’m actually more excited for Amy and Metal than whatever the fuck Galaxy Movie will give us aside from Yoshi, Rosalina and Bowser Jr.

>>725512385
nintendo needs to have black toads.

>>725510083 (OP)
Left: Wow what a marvelous universe
Right: Sup niggers, how's going?

>>725512678
Concept of Jim Carrey and Metal is pretty good at least. Eggman has an empire like in the Sonic Underworld cartoon.

>>725512354
I bet the SMRPG Remake benefitted from releasing the same year as the first movie

>>725512889
I don't think it was meaningful enough to matter

If you told me in 2006 that the future of Nintendo would be a soulless dystopia where they put all their effort into making movies and only release rereleases on their new console I would have fucking laughed in your face

>>725513124
And miyamoto would be championing it saying video games are over and film is forever.

>>725512678
they will ruin the Amy character and she will have no interest in Sonic even though it's free money

still wish people never complained about the original trailer so we would have gotten a whole movie with this version of Sonic

>>725510083 (OP)
I hate movies, i just watch Top Gear/Grand Tour
Nintendo is dead to me.

>>725512129
Post some of your shithole's animation, Thirdie-kun. We could use a good laugh.

>Everyone mocked Sony for being a movie company
>Nintendo becomes a movie company
>They don't even bother to make video games anymore

>>725513343
Anon they were never going to publish the movie with that design. That was a manufactured press event to head off complaints about the final design and frame the studio as "listening to the fans".
The Image should be required reading in schools. Pseudo-Events are everywhere.

>>725513673
Nintendo is only adapting their video game IPs into movies.
They still make video games.
However, the next 3D Mario could be a cinematic experience that actually has plenty of real complex gameplay, just like Donkey Kong Bananza.

Guys i got this leaked memo from Nintendo Illumination to a proposed redesign for Mario for the new movie

>>725513772
>they were never going to publish the movie with that design
they had WIP cg scenes with the old model, prototype toys done, workshop photos of the model being constructed, shots of him wearing the nike shoes, other merch that made it to release featuring the ugly design. its too much to be a simple marketing gimmick.

>>725513772
They were absolutely going to publish the movie with that design, they had to bin a bunch of merchandise related to it. It got as far as mass-production tooling for merchandise, guy that thought the first design looked great in pre-release is probably the butt of the office after Sonic became a hit in movies with a more game accurate design and the Ugly Sonic got reused for a joke in a shitty Chip n' Dale movie.

>>725514469
communism failed every time it was tried(yes even despite the few examples of US intervention)

>>725514786
>you dont like capitalism you must be a le communist

>>725514857
that image is literally advocating for it

>>725514905
where

>>725513907
>cinematic experience
>just like Donkey Kong Bananza

>>725514469
>capitalism is killing le planet
Jarvis pull up the environmental record of the USSR.

>>725514945
>capitalism is a failed system so we need to change it to..... _______
They're obviously not natsoc or something so it's advocating communism(slavery).

>>725514974
do you think talking like a redditor changes anything
>>725515032
>natsoc
a part of capitalism
>if you're not a capitalist you're a communist
childish babybrain mentality lol

>>725515113
>a part of capitalism
They were extremely socialist.
>childish babybrain mentality lol
lmao if you aren't a capitalist what could possibly be the alternative?
you dont have an argument

>>725515113
national socialism is the only ideology to successfully defeat capitalism, communism just became another tool of it. Really if you oppose capitalism it's the only way forward.

>>725515264
>da nazis were socialist because dey said dey were socialist
lol
>I cannot imagine any other system than capitalism (Good!) and communism (Evil!), i am very intelligent
>>725515385
>national socialism is the only ideology to successfully defeat capitalism
they defeated it by uh, replacing it with fascism, losing a war and suicide. brilliant defeat of capitalism right there (when curiously they were supported by capitalistic big business!)

>>725515385
you and communists are just bootlickers and tools

>>725515475
>>da nazis were socialist because dey said dey were socialist
Nope, because they did socialist things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkyWBPaTC8
>>I cannot imagine any other system
I mean I can, it's just you who claimed there were other systems the artist of that image is likely to be a part of?
If they hate capitalism, why wouldn't I assume they would be a socialist/communist?
What else could they be?

How the fuck is Mario popular with kids it's literally just a fat man with a stache going BING BING WAHOO IMMA KILL TURTIES PERCHANCE WAHAAA HERE A WE GOOOOOO!!!

>>725515487
neo nazis are retarded anon, they thrive under systems presented to them at the complete counter of their own ideology while advocating for their destruction

>>725515475
>fascism
which is a form of socialism
it developed from syndicalism which is a form of socialism involving labor unions
The italian socialist economy was almost as state controlled as the ussr at the time

>when curiously they were supported by capitalistic big business!
They weren't. Almost all of the capitalists were against them and supported the liberal parties.
The only "big business" that possibly benefitted from the nazis were ones that were extremely loyal to the state(an extreme minority) and were basically part of the state.

>>725515669
>fascism is a form of socialism

>>725515887
Yes, problem?

>>725515932
nazis are so dumb lol

>>725515475
>they defeated it by uh
Kicking out all the bankers instead of being funded by them. Effective anti-capitalism starts with fascism. Anything else is a skin walking capitalist subversion.

>>725515609
Mario isn't popular with children, it's popular with adult children in their 40s. Kids play Roblocks.

>>725515956
I agree. They're retarded. So are communists.
I hope they all drowned so the world can be a peaceful and prosperous place.

>>725515968
>Effective anti-capitalism starts with fascism
hmm, curious how all the big buisness techbros are all leaning towards fascism

>>725510083 (OP)
nobody complained about the way Mario looked in the first movie. Why don't you like it now?

>>725516081
you have no idea what fascism even is

>>725516081
Correct, the workers are in control of the industry, putting it in the peoples hands as they reclaim their birthright instead of being controlled by bankers.

Now you're starting to understand, you're in danger.

>>725516151
>the workers are in control of the industry, putting it in the peoples hands as they reclaim their birthright instead of being controlled by bankers.
crazy how this isnt happening at all and its just another avenue for the rich to get richer

>>725516221
not him, but you leftist retards support central banking/endless money printing and wonder why there is such a massive wealth divide

>dude print trillions of dollars to increase the value of stocks and housing
Why?

>>725510083 (OP)
Why is Dreamworks face still a thing?

>>725510083 (OP)
I fixed it
Hire me Nintendo

>>725516270
>but you leftist retards support central banking/endless money printing and wonder why there is such a massive wealth divide
i dont think that's true

>>725516342
>i dont think that's true
it is though
The only people wanting to abolish central banking and pop the AI bubble(and let billionaires lose their money) are Libertarians.
Yet you people hate them for some reason.

>>725510083 (OP)
the illumination designs are so fucking ugly

>>725516270
>things I made up right now

>>725516393
>The only people wanting to abolish central banking and pop the AI bubble(and let billionaires lose their money) are Libertarians.
i dont think that's true

>>725516393
>Yet you people hate them for some reason.
Could it be that you're all disingenuous retards and that libertarianism (feudalism) has already been surpassed by capitalism?

>>725510083 (OP)
why does he look high as balls now?

>>725516221
Don't care, bankers are pissed off and capitalism is losing no thanks to the left who is instantly subsumed by capital and its desires and wishes.

>>725516668
>bankers are pissed off and capitalism is losing no thanks to the left
i don't think this is true

>>725511989
I don't think wario and the koopalings are gonna be in
yoshi's gonna the designated animal/pet companion, rosalina's probably mainly gonna be exposition and bowser jr's the antagonist, no juggling required

>>725516546
>>725516607
>made up
I'm not wrong.
Leftists support central banking, be it in our current system or in their hypothetical proposed system.
The policies they support are the reason billionaires exist in the first place.
If we didn't print all of this money over the past 20 years, there wouldn't be enough money to pump stock valuations up so high, so billionaires wouldn't exist.
Also the working class would have a LOT more purchasing power, prices would be a lot lower.

>>725516630
>disingenuous
Nope. Prove it then.
>libertarianism (feudalism)
How exactly is it feudalism?
>has already been surpassed by capitalism?
Libertarians support capitalism(a free market) though.
We currently don't live under free market capitalism.

>>725516740
Why do you think you're being told to hate the fascist tech bros after being told to love them for a decade straight? You can't be so easily used my good friend.

>>725513772
>Anon they were never going to publish the movie with that design. That was a manufactured press event
please shut the fuck up, you clearly don't understand how utterly retarded studio heads can be

>>725511480
>Why Galaxy over something less out-there in scale, anyway?
They already used the wedding thing, Galaxy's the only other mainline game that has an actual story going on.

>>725516759
Oh shut the fuck up ACfag. I already knew exactly how dumb you are. You didn't need to sign it with tranime and a stoner republican party.

>>725516759
>I'm not wrong.
Me neither

>>725516974
Oh boy, NDF having a melty.

>>725512385
That Chef Toad on the right is from the Super Nintendo World restaurant

>>725510083 (OP)
I'm ready for luigi to fuck his daughter rosalina.

>>725516974
>no argument
Guess I win then.
retard bootlicker lol

>>725513673
In the Switch 2's first year, Nintendo has already put out more first party exclusives than Sony and Microsoft have the entire generation

>>725517015
Go find another thread to troll. You're not getting a politics debate out of me. My time is a privilege you lost a long time ago.

>>725514469
Are you doing more of these? Have I missed any since the first batch?

>>725517060
based! you owned them with a pepe! it must be great being 15

>>725517060
Enjoy it!

>>725517174
nah first new one in a while and i dont expect to make more soon, 4chan is a bit of a cesspool and i wanna hang out with more creatives

>>725510083 (OP)
Shit looks worse than sonic movie sonic design befofe the redesign

And now woketendo is redesigning all their ingame models after this shit. Already did it with DK but theyre gonna do it with all characters

>>725517179
cope and seethe I guess you dumb commie incel

>>725517147
I already got the debate I wanted, thanks for accepting your loss gracefully. Now back to your daily scheduled mockery of illumination, "sealion guy."

>>725517260
aww

>>725517260
Have you tried not being a braindead communist that supports poverty and enslavement?

>>725517445
Three times today I beat you the fuck out right? I'll take 3-1 if it means not listening to a libertarian speak.

>>725517597
No idea what you're talking about, I'm not a lolbert.

>>725517597
>libertarian bad because reddit memes told me so
Imagine being so wrapped up in your cult you won't even listen to the other side and question what you believe.
I used to be a leftist like you.
You STILL support central banking lmfao

>>725517660
course not. I mean why would anyone admit to being ACfag? It's enough to end a debate in its tracks. That name just carries so much negative wright, you know?

>>725517454
lmao its still fun to bait retards from time to time but i only really come here to do that, like look at what this thread's turned into, these people are so sad and perpetuate their own misery. so if i ever get the urge you might see more of the baitfox

>>725517718
Privilege still revoked.

>>725517760
I make fun of all tendies who have boogeymen living rent free in their head. Just so happens this one is a leftist tendie that ended up on 4chan lol.

>>725517818
what? retard
>>725517760
I'm not even an ancap. Just a moderate Libertarian who is correct about everything. :)

>>725517774
Maybe try r/comics. If pizzacake can earn top bill I'm sure your goofus and gallant parody might get some clicks.

>>725517841
Nice, have fun!
>>725517871
Sure.

>>725512385
They never gonna put Toadsworth in anything, it’s like Nintendo regrets creating Toadsworth

>>725517982
I always have fun sealionfag :)

>>725517931
no idea what a pizzacake is and im not using reddit

>>725517260
im collecting them you better make more

>>725518039
did you get this one

>>725518003
No I dont think so.
>>725518027
You probably don't know goofus and gallant either. Oh well. Discussion over.

>>725514469
>they/them
>giant boobs

>>725518125
>hate being questioned
kek this is literally what you did when I was arguing with you

>>725518125
I've got 9 (now 10) as of now

>>725518131
>No I dont think so.
Every thread is full of smiles.

Natural Soul (Right) Forced Soul (Left)

>>725510083 (OP)
Don't look at me like that, nigga.

>>725518131
i know goofus and gallant, are you gonna ask me if i know "don't do what donny don't does" next
>>725518138
i know lots of they thems with giant boobs

>>725518219
Same

>>725510381
It's made by the minions guys

>>725511691
>Why not Galaxy?
Because they're gonna make movie 3, 4 and 5 after that, and escalating to galactic scale in the second movie kind of screws with that. How are you gonna top it?

>>725518373
You don't come across as happy. Hope everything is alright.

How do you stop Nintendo from ruining your favorite games?
I tried not buying a switch 2 but it didnt seem to work.

I really hope this movie has a longer runtime than the first cause how do you fit all of galaxy + more in just 90 minutes?

If it runs for close to two hours, it'll beat Despicable Me 2 as Illumination's longest movie. Despicable Me 2 has a runtime of one hour and 38 minutes.

Edit: Technically, that honor goes to Sing 2's 1 hour and 50 mins. Imagine if Super Mario Galaxy beats that.

>>725510083 (OP)
.....at least it gave us Wonder

>>725518426
I wouldn't worry about me.

>>725513772
There are multiple dub actors across multiple languages that all claim to have seen the entire thing animated with ugly Sonic. It is real.

>>725518435
>how do you fit all of galaxy + more in just 90 minutes?
it's not going to

>>725516317
>Black Yoshi gets removed in Ultimate
>Brown Kirby gets removed in Air Riders

I’m noticing a pattern with Sakurai and yeah I’m aware he did add brown alts for Villager and Inkling.

Are you fat autistic retards really malding about the design for mario in a children's movie?

>>725518604
they are also arguing over blatant AI

>>725518604
He is, yeah

>>725516758
That would be lame as fuck to point where I’d believe you anon

>>725510083 (OP)
>okay, now make his face fat and give him beadier eyes.
>he should look like you can tell he’s fat from his voice.

>>725518125
>"It's wrong to not follow groupthink. Do what content creators and academics tell you."
>world is majority religious
>it's literally fringe to be atheist
>creatives and academics are actually disagreed with by most of society

>"Anyone who disagrees with me is a stinky neckbeard incel"
>depicts self as a smart female kitsune
>is actually fat, male and a virgin (gets upset when not called she/her, wishes he was japanese)

>"Anyone who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist and is triggered when their world view is questioned"
>projection

>>725518751
>>he should look like you can tell he’s fat from his voice.
chrisp ratt?

>>725517321
It all started here, I’ll never forgive Nintendo for this

>>725518797
Ah yes, Princess Apricot!

>>725518540
Someone has to.

>>725518604
>it's okay for it be worse because it's for kids
always a shit excuse

>>725518763
>>is actually fat, male and a virgin (gets upset when not called she/her, wishes he was japanese)
quick rundown on this guy?

>>725518763
>don't do what academics spend their lives researching, instead believe the majority (which obviously agrees with me)

>I think you're not a kitsune because.. because you have to be like me! okay?

funny

love md5 filtering this navel-gazing /trash/ toddler

Sloppa

now zoomers will finally learn what the tiny stars spell in the title
but going straight to galaxy is too fast a jump for the movie, shouldn't have been until the 4th title

>>725518873
Jobs already taken by me. You'll have to settle for just constantly thinking about me.

>>725518908
Have you tried crying really fucking loud? That got mom's attention right?

>>725518940
then why do you sound mad?

>>725513343
>they will ruin the Amy character and she will have no interest in Sonic even though it's free money
Would it kill you fags to be positive for once in your lives? They've got Sonic autists directly working on the movies and they're packed with fanservice they're not gonna just totally ignore a key part of Amy's character for no reason

>>725518763
>>depicts self as a smart female kitsune
I didn't know it was self inserting
I guess I want to fuck the artist now

>>725519269
the sonic the hedgehog series doesn't really need a relationship dynamic

>>725519195
why are you upset and lashing out at people for criticising what you call "a children's movie"

>>725519141
Sounds awfully lonely for someone so angry.

>>725510083 (OP)
he looks like some of the knockoff character art you'd see on some random brazillian favella store

>>725510083 (OP)
apologize

>>725519363
those favella stores that use AI art, which is fitting, because it's an AI generation

>>725519453
>you can't improve on perfecACK-
Miyamoto approved btw.

>>725519269
>Would it kill you fags to be positive for once in your lives?
Why when we already know what's going to happen?
>"cant you just stop complaining about us destroying everything you love?"
no

>>725519314
So nobody is allowed to be upset? Nice I already wasn't so now its just up to you.
>>725519347
Sure.

>>725514469
she won

>>725519560
Short fuse, shorter wit.

>>725519804
Indeed.

>>725519560
>Nice I already wasn't
>you fat autistic retards
>Have you tried crying really fucking loud? That got mom's attention right?
yeah doesn't sound like you're bothered in the slightest

why do woke warriors (buxom kitsune women) defeat antiwoke incels on their home turf? (videogames - /v/)

>>725512385
No one can hear you brap in space.

>>725514469
>>725518125
Who is artistic? i'm confused
i don't know what i was not supposed to do parody without realizing it

>>725520128
It's lacking cleverness and comes across as smug preaching. Even creators of those kinds of works find them exhausting.

>>725512129
Kys euroslime

Looks like an AI poster, pack it up .

>>725511480
Rosalina is very popular in an organic way, so it makes sense that they’d want to fast-track to her introduction.

>makes bajillion dollars
>lasting cultural impact of my morning dump
How is this possible?

>>725519837
Then consider me bothered.

>>725519528
>us
Not your boogeyman of choice, they're not gonna get rid of her sole reason for being relevant to the plot of the game theyre adapting and the bitchy jaded attitude got old a long time ago

>>725518935
You don't need a rundown, you should be able to read between the lines.
>>725518936
>be academic
>get paid to churn papers
>don't spend enough time on topics to get to grips with them
>most conclusions are unverifiable (a real problem with current science, especially social "science")
>some conclusions are
>other conclusions are often blacklisted based on politics rather than validity
>self censorship is rife
>academics are mostly autistic and write fucking weirdly, trying to jam in as many beyond the pale political words as possible to sound hip and cool (news/media polarisation addiction)
Academics used to be people interested in hard sciences and had families.
Now they're drinking corpo bean juice, are asexual, and stuck in the cities. Your drawfag thinks capitalism is bad yet supports this?
I assume your redditspacing is supposed to be bait?
>>725519301
Okay anon, nut onto his hairy belly.

>>725513772
Here we go again.

>>725520730
>How is this possible?
The movie itself is just an alright kids movie with Mario themeing to it. So of course after it made it's money and it's time in the sun was over. Everyone just kinda moved on.

>>725518784
Heh

>>725520831
They need rosalina to compete with sonic, who has a far more expansive setting and universe to tap into and has given the films an extremely happy fanbase regardless of quality. Mario has a problem, there's nothing else past rosalina/galaxy.

Oopsie!

>>725516759
>I want to live in a world where I pay rent for my big whooper.
>There aren't enough scams in this world, we need more conmen.

If people choose to vote for a bigger government that executes libertarians, and pay taxes for that, then that's just the free market deciding.
I'm sorry your gay jewish orgy slave market isn't popular enough and you need to do some advertising, lobbying and brainwashing, but it just isn't flying for me bro.

>>725510083 (OP)
>right side
Super Mario if he woke and gay.

>>725520730
That's all movies nowadays

>>725511989
Nintendo doesn't give a FUCK about SMW
In fact, I think they secretly hate it for some reason

>>725521114
>>I want to live in a world where I pay rent for my big whooper.
Rent would be extremely cheap in a free market because there would be no central bank artificially propping up housing prices and there would be little to no building interventions like zoning. That's why rents are so cheap in Tokyo.

>If people choose to vote for a bigger government that executes libertarians, and pay taxes for that, then that's just the free market deciding.
What? lmao
>if people use the government to destroy the free market then that's the free market
You okay, retard?

>>725521346
Nah. Sonic movies won.

>>725518797
Agree with this anon. The entire point of Peach is that she's effortlessly powerful, while retaining unbroken elegance. She doesn't lock in, she doesn't boss anyone around, she either accomplishes something without breaking a sweat or has someone accomplish something for her without saying a word. She can free herself when she's kidnapped, but the peasants can do it for her, so why bother? Throw bodies at the problem, and only when you see that the bodies are hopeless you step in, like a true ruler.
How the fuck does Ubisoft get it, but Illumination under Miyamoto's lead does not?

>>725519870
kek you’re not a warrior, you fucking loser

>>725513772
>we will shit the bed and manufacture fake merch and look like total retards on purpose to make us look slightly better when we backtrack
You are such a midwit it's unreal. This has never ever happened in the entire history of all corporations that existed on this planet.

>>725520371
keep seething, you genitally mutilated incel lmao

>>725521585
sonic 3 lost to mufasa

>>725521829
wtf is that thing?

>>725522297
Mario+Rabbids Peach. With a blaster, because it's Xcom.

>>725520275
Okay, i understand

>>725518435
galaxy barely has a story. its just like every other mario game except bowser takes peach to the one place capitalism can never find him.

>>725522249
lol mad

>>725522005
incels seething about kitsune women

>>725521541
Just curious, what governing body ensures my house is wired correctly so it doesn't burn down instantly, or so that the rich guy down the road isn't dumping his oil into my driking water? Money is the least of my worries under libertairanism. Oh and since we're asking, what governing body decides what money is? Or do we barter?

Don't answer, I'm making fun of you.

>>725523252
>what governing body ensures my house is wired correctly so it doesn't burn down instantly
I'm a moderate Libertarian. I support such government regulations like that.
But more pure Libertarians would probably say it would be based on third party testing agencies that would be built into a network of contracts before the house is even built.
>or so that the rich guy down the road isn't dumping his oil into my driking water?
Easy.
Property rights. If everything is owned by someone, people who pollute the land of others will be sued fairy easily and lose everything. All water firms would be private and sue the shit out of anyone polluting their supply.
>what governing body decides what money is?
None, we would have competing currencies. There would be no central banking. People would come to use one currency due to network effects.
Also fractional reserve banking is fraud so that also wouldn't be allowed.

>Don't answer
Too late.

>>725518797
It's funny to me that Nintendo would do a revision like this today. It's like the American Kirby box art.

>>725523481
>I'm a super special libertarian who doesn't actually believe true libertarianism
This is just every libertarian I've ever spoken to.

>>725510083 (OP)
Funny thing, the DK design in the film is based on the in dev Bananza design, and not the other way around like everyone thinks.

>>725514469
Built for human men

>>725525151
ugh, why can't human men think about anything other than sex! thats not the point of the image!