Thread 725517395

ILLIDAN IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

>>725517395 (OP)
vague assumption

So what exactly did Malfurion do wrong, considering all he knew from the Ancients war

>>725517395 (OP)
LADY MAIEV, OUR SCOUTS SPOTTED ILLIDAN ENTERING ARTHAS' GOON CAVE

>>725517534
His sleep dulled his senses

>>725517534
he let women run the show for too long

>>725517395 (OP)
not an argument

>>725517534
Anyone who didn't side with Illidan Pre BC was a fucking asshole.

>>725518064
pure unfiltered sovl….

>>725518107

>Pre BBC

>>725517842
Kinky

>>725517395 (OP)
Why is she obsessed with Illidan like Nardo to Sasuke

>>725518152
what?

>>725518195

Anub'Arak was a total bro. He was done dirty in WotLK

>no one orders me around
So Kno'Wan is behind it all eh?

>>725518276
yeah a lot of the story writing was pretty bad in the warcraft days

>>725518297
Kno'Wan ain't shit compared to Darkness

>>725518107
Illidan was an absolute retard and deserved to die. He saw the shit the orcs went through from drinking Mannaroth's blood and decided that their mistake was not sucking up to a big enough demon and got the Naga and Blood Elves working for Kil'jaeden.

Night Elves were always right

>>725518401
he almost killed the lich king and ended their foothold forever and then you simps fucked it up get out of here.

something need doing?

>>725518436
they're the reason the Demons found Azeroth

>>725518401
>Drink Demon kool-aids for power
>Get Blood Elves and Nagas on your side
>Also get Draenei but they stayed in Outland
>STILL fails in his one job of killing a dead guy

I'm definitely that kind of orc.

>>725517395 (OP)
Was it autism?

>>725518496
Kil'Jaedan sent them to kill Arthas specifically because the Lich King had gone rogue and wasn't working for them anymore. WoW retcons can kick bricks.

>>725518573
That was inevitable. Eventually some race would discover Arcane and Magicks. Good thing such a responsible race did. They basically changed their entire culture to redeem themselves going from power hungries to nature preservers

>>725518107
Did Illidan really need the power from the Skull of Guldan to turn the tide against the Legion invasion?
He got kicked off the team the moment Malfurion learned what he did and on the next game he's working for another demon for some reason.

>>725518107
Illidan consistently fucks up, spared and gets mindfucked by demons, fucks up again, spared and then mindfucked again. All whilst the player is convinced that he is doing this for the greater good. Retcons be damned. It seemed like he was just trying to survive the day, doing the bidding of whoever threatened him. It is only by chance that the demons baddies wanted to kill zombie baddies too

>>725518336

Warcraft was never a high-literature game. The story was easy to follow but had some amazing art, design, and enough gameplay to keep you hooked and invested.

>>725518745
they could have just not gone power hungry in the first place

>>725518745
Well except for the High Elves and Naga they just kept casting spells.

"ILLIDAN could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this barrow den before. There could be ILLIDAN anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare thighs. "I HATE ILLIDAN" she thought. Kaldorei wind chimes tinkled around her entire moonsaber, making it purr even as the 19 silver moonberry juice circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of demons after dark. "With a moonsaber, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>>725518276
>killed in an absolutely nothing 5 man with no build
>bring him back
>killed in the worst raid ever with no build and him basically being randomly inserted into it
Indubitably

>>725518967
>Warcraft was never a high-literature game.
Didn't have to be, when you're not reinventing the wheel you can just nail classic tropes. Starcraft did it perfectly. WC3 had more flaws, but still made you go hell yeah.

>>725518297
>you know what really burns my ass? The flame of Arthas’ai
I thought arthas had ice related abilities. Wtf?

>>725519025
See I choose to believe any other race would have turned power hungry, and NOT redeemed themselves after.
>>725519068
High Elves were the good guy Highborne and thrown out anyways. Naga were basically cast out of the society too after being beaten by Malfurion and Co.

>>725519317
Trolls would've stayed uncorrupted. Like the Amani fought alongside orcs but I don't think they ever touched any of the demon shit.

>>725519273
sc story was fine but brood war wasn't, most chars went full retard to enable kerrigan's ascend

>>725519431
Trolls don't have a good track record of not worshipping evil gods and joining forces of evil. They are just not successful enough to actually accomplish much.

>>725519273

My favorite mission in WC3 was still the last one of the Blood Elf campaign in Frozen Throne when you had to use a patchwork force of Blood Elves, Draenei, and Naga to break through the Black Temple and defeat Magtheradon. The whole presentation and how it all flowed was pure honest heavy metal.

>>725518880
it wasnt just power it was knowledge and he takes that skull with him everywhere he loves that skull.

a whole new generation primed for peak illidank in a few weeks time

>>725518745
And they still went back on it if you follow the storyline in the beginning area of WoW for Night Elves. They dont preserve shit you imbecile

>>725519292
freezing cold feels like burning to your nerves either way

>>725518884
Arthas and Illidan are both two retard puppets that you are forced to play as. The difference is that as Arthas you basically fight to free yourself, that is your zenith. Whilst as Illidan you kind of circle around being controlled and freed and controlled again.

>>725519905
>WoW
Retcon fiesta dumbo

>>725520035
yeah well I dont consider current retail or anything after vanilla relevant besides some stuff in BC and Wrath

>>725518593
I still think Illidan should have used chaos orcs, Draenei if that would be too strong in the final fight.

>"speak, fool"
>"i'm blind not deaf"

>>725517534
Nothing

I am the warchief

>>725517395 (OP)
Illidan ist irgendwo da draußen.

>>725518064
kek

Darkness calls...
but i wasn't home so he left a message

>>725518152
American, I…

Dressed to kill. Blah!

>>725518496
You have to realize that both the Lich King and Illidan working for the burning legion was a part of the jailer's master plan.

>>725518195
>I'ma rape, I'ma rape
Old Blizzard was something else.

>>725517395 (OP)
do you think maiev and illidan ever...?

>>725521396
No, Illidan is a oneitis for Tyrande and Maiev is legitimately too autistic

>>725521456
>tfw no giant purple autism wife who can kill you in an instant from the shadows

>>725518336
>>725518276
Anub'Arak was a bro from the scourge perspective, retard

>>725521592
You'd have to feed her delusions.
>Yes honey, Illidan is surely up to no good

>>725518198
Same reason. Sex.

>>725518198
She isn't. Naruto and Sasuke had a homosexual relationship.

>>725521794
Maiev is a dyke though .

Why on earth did they make tyrande's voice so ugly I can't take the fact that all the characters lust after her seriously when she sounds like a hag crone bitch

>>725521932
Night Elves have no sexuality

>>725518064
lol what the hell is this from?

>>725517534
Changed his name from Furion to Malfurion and had his entire society gaslight me about it.

>>725518436
>>725518573
Night Elf Lore depends very deeply on a concept that died the moment WoW was made, which is ironic because WC III was a set up for WoW.

For Night Elves to be justified, all magic has to be evil, but by BC they already abandoned the whole "Demons are just PURE magic and using non-fel is always a gate way" thing.

By chronicles it was dead in the dust, mages of Azeroth were using Titan magic and the only link to demons is that they naturally crave destroying it.
The problem is, they NEVER retooled the night elves to be less anti-mage, more anti-fel. They just kept up the anti magic in general like retards.

>>725518006
kek

>>725518276
Who wasn't done dirty in WoTLK?

>Ner'zhul written out of the story in a shitty book
>Arthas looks and acts nothing like himself from Warcraft, even though apparently he didn't fuse with Ner'zhul after all, and it's just him
>Kel'thuzad has zero plot relevance, and his entire raid is just a repeat of a raid from years ago
>Sapphiron has been replaced by a woke, female version of Sapphiron
>Somehow, Muradin has returned

>>725522349
It's Arthas without like half of his human soul to be fair.

>>725522770
Fascinating idea, removing humanity from one of the most relatable and human characters in the franchise. Yeah, let's say he tore his heart out, that works.

>>725522349
>Somehow, Muradin has returned
grimly son of gloomin

>>725522194

The East Bloc. Probably Russia somewhere

>>725522826
He cut his heart out yes, but there is literally a kid Arthas ghost manifesting out of it, so yeah I think it's supposed to be self explanatory, it's a fragment of his soul.

im blind not death

>>725523294
>and a door and a door

>>725522349
I can't forgive the shitty new voice they gave Arthas in WOTLK
Has anyone done an AI restoration of the WOTLK lines using his WC3 voice files?

>>725524107
meh. anything after the activision merger is not cannon anyways

>>725518064
lmao the gay run is perfect

>>725517395 (OP)
Stupid bitch, you forgot we killed him yesterday?

>>725521092
Orc campaign is the best in RoC

>>725524107
AI voice acting is pretty dogshit compared to the wc3 original, it always puts the emphasis on the wrong words and long words always sound weird in the middle

>>725522127
Tyrandes voice is sexy what are retarded or something

>>725525608
true

>>725523294
>though I be bogged

>>725517395 (OP)
Why didn't she just admit she was in-love with illidan?

>>725525608
She sounds like a 50 year old long term smoker.

>>725524107
You mean the voice of the Code Geass emperor or another voice?

>>725517534
cucked his brother too hard, guy was an ass

>>725523294
>he used a manapotion?
>burn him

>>725518107
I listened to him, which is what nobody else did.

>>725518593
He would have succeeded if his retard brother didn't stop him.

>>725527074
lmao

>>725525527
Grom's missions are kino. But just being able to click on him in the final mission without even doing his boss fight is a massive oversight

>>725517534
He was a self-righteous moron who ignored every warning and advantage so he could pat himself on the back about how "One with nature" he was. For faggots who want an analogy to another game, Malfurion is Ghost of Tsushima's Lord Shimura, while Illidan is Ghost of Tshushima's Jin. He would be happy to let all his people die or be enslaved so long as he gets to say, "Well, at least I didn't ambush the enemy."

>>725527942
Grom's missions are the reason you want to play Horde. They do way too much song and dance to justify it but still Grom is a based retard.

I AM HERO AND OBEY

>>725528174
>TASTU MY BURADE WYTU PIGGU
Did early 2000s Blizzard have Sam Raimi on staff?

>>725522349
Ner'zhul for sure, especially when he is involved with the Lich King. Should have been more important in WoD instead of Gul'dan since they were going to use him in the next expansion anyways.

Its Grommash

I LOVE WHORES

>>725528430
It was a different time.

>>725528717
the wc3 devs thought it was funny

>>725528717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksbe6PMjnk

>>725519519
That whole Draenor was absolute cinema.

>>725529381

Agreed. To me, Draenor back in Warcraft II was an absolute turning point to the young me's imagination; fantasy armies + other planets populated by demon-worshipping orcs.

Outland turned out to be amazing, too.

>>725528174
I OBEY THE SIX OF ANCIENTS

>>725517395 (OP)
>It's not like i like him or anything!

>>725528964
>we rock up, kill his wife, burn her corpse, assault his young, taunt him, slaughter him, then call it self defense because he was crazy
The Malygos Indicent was peak Azeroth murderhobo gaslighting.

>>725518359
Yeah but darkness never picks up the phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCSqq9e5LU
Screens his damn calls!

>>725517395 (OP)
>Three seething femcels in a trenchcoat

>>725523294
DH was my favorite hero for the longest time, but the more I think of it, the more it plays like cancer. It's actually so anti fun to play against it because of Mana Burn.

>>725522226
It's weird because "lol just use spirit magic it's way better don't be weird about it" would have been just fine as a response to the whole thing.

>>725517395 (OP)
I love Maiev

>>725531815
W-what's she doing there?

>>725531867
Justice

>>725528767
it is funny tho

>>725530593
True
>yeah but he heckin' kidnapped magerinos!!
The obnoxious exploiting AOE killstealing faggots had it coming

>>725517395 (OP)
Illidan got to fuck THAT for 10k years? Lucky devil.

>>725518152
Americans are another type of humans

Did you guys know Illidan was one of the most powerful mages before he became a DH?

>>725533184
Xe'ra: Turalyon, you have found the Chosen One. Illidan, from birth the light in your eyes held such promise for the future.
Illidan: I sacrificed that birthright long ago.
Xe'ra: Do you not wish to reclaim what was lost? To be whole again?
Illidan: The Legion's end is all I seek.
Xe'ra: My child, you've given so much for so little. Your true potential, your redemption lies before you. Let go of your shattered form, and embrace the Light's power.
Illidan: I've traded my freedom for power before.
Xe'ra: The prophecy...must be fulfilled. Your old life has passed. The Light will forge you a new one.
Illidan: This is not yours to take!
Xe'ra: The light will heal your scars!
Illidan: I am my scars!
Xe'ra: The Light is your destiny!
Illidan: My destiny is my own!

>>725533568
>Illidan: I am my scars!
>Illidan: My destiny is my own!
13 years old me would have loved this.

Rate my tattoo

>>725533670
>tfw I'm too old and too jaded to enjoy moments like these
I hate this. I used to look forward to things in my life and now I'm just waiting for the end.

>>725533670
It was a genuinely good line honestly

>>725534143
Might as well have some fun before the end.
Or are you planning to become undead?

>Sweet, a W3 thread
>look inside
>it's wowbucks spewing their faggot lore of their fanspiction title

>>725534287
Not enough ziggurats to fit my fat ass.

>>725522349
>THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A LICH KING
but why? nerzhul got turned into a helmet and that was like 30 years ago? less? retard story telling, ruined everything

>>725522194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcImLwjd8Yk

>you've been the warden of my prison for thousands of years.... will you now be the warden of my heart?
What would Maiev had done if illadin had said this?

>>725517395 (OP)
ten thousand years is a pretty insane sentence. the night elves are cruel, execution would be better.

>>725523294
YO THIS SHIT CALLED DEAF NOT DEATH

Any story in Warcraft after the orc invasion and the scourge is retarded shit for retards.
Nothing about Illidan is interesting. The biggest threat should have been the Lich King and even that got ruined because the Lich King is just a bioweapon designed by demons and the actual entity that lives in the armor is just some guy.

When you get into the retardation about titans and world souls, it's fucking over.

>>725518064
Shit, this is kino

>>725517395 (OP)
>Worldsoul Saga
>Metzen is back
>....
>Khadgar got wheelchaired
>Danath Trollbane got humbled
>Turalyon was turned into toxic stupid white dad
>Illidan is going to be the selling point of the next expansion

So any ideas how will they ruin Illidan in TOTAL? They absolutely will and it will be epic cringe.
>

>>725535284
you must be death

>>725535542
Metzen was never a good writer and Warcraft was always chock full of wasted potential.

>>725533670
I'm 29 and I still think it's kino
same reason why I'm enjoying evanescence again

>>725518359
>Darkness aka LE VOID is actually the driving force behind every villain in Warcraft history
BRAVO METZEN

>>725533670
The whole asspull that Legion did was just too retarded for anyone with a decent mind to enjoy.
>yes Illidan lost to Arthas like a bitch but after that he became super strong that he could crush the Lich King
>I know he got beaten to death by a group of adventurers but only because he was weakened after some great deed that was never implied in TBC
>he was the chosen one with golden eyes, naaru wanted to suck him off
>but he rejected it, how cool was that
Like you said it's literally fanfic written by 13 years old, but somehow became canon in modern WoW. After that we got Sylvanas waifufag handling the plot and some Jailer that plotted everything. Warcraft lore was no masterpiece but at least it wasn't a huge mess back then.

>>725535542
Wait, is Illidan coming back AGAIN?

>>725525527
>slow-ass no build missions
>THE CARAVAN IS UNDER ATTACK
>ok mission
>grom getting a boner from seeing his men get killed by crazy warrior chicks is neat but you can just turtle up the wood
>past the first cenarius push it's easy
>shitty air mission
>shitty dungeon crawl
>lmao just gem grom
Even the NE campaign is better and you can tell they had no time left to actually finish it

>>725530453
It's
>MY BLADE HAS SIX ENGINES

>>725531867
>>725531815

>>725517395 (OP)
She should have just fucked him senseless and get it out of her system already. The sexual tension at some point was insane, even WoW played a bit on this part of their relationship.

NOW is the time

>>725530772
I love how the darkness phonecalls "storyline" ended up in HotS. Truly the last real blizzard game.
>>725519094
>With a moonsaber, you can go anywhere you want
>not "with a blink"
Come on, son

>>725535542
>>Illidan is going to be the selling point of the next expansion

For my father, the king

>>725518064
the run is VERY accurate desu

Is there any good porn of Maiev and Illidan?

Maiev is the perfect wife

>>725522204
Malfurion is short for Malnourished Furion. he's the Punished Snake of WoW.

I feel edgy

Can someone give me a kiss?

>>725538413
I don’t get this.

>>725518064
Kino, wish it had sound effects

>>725536481
>Left branched into middle who branched into right
I really shouldnt stick my dick in elves given how volatile they are
But

>>725528717
I remember seeing modes with hentai images on them, but I never actually played them.
I'm curious as to how much was actually porn.

>>725545629
They were all mostly just bait, like the coomer threads here with the lust provoking images and irrelevant questions.

>>725529492
I wish we had gotten levels in Warcraft 3 where you got to fight holdouts of Warcraft 2 factions. Blackrock and Roll Too had the idea, but seeing the forest trolls in Kael’s flashback made me wish we got a few more, just to mix things up.

>>725533568
I will always hate legion for retconning Illidan into a dindu and super special chose one mary sue.
The shit he gets away with in legion are so fucking retarded that it actively ruins anything cool about him and makes him come across as a 12 year old's edgy self insert.
>heh, acktually I was trying to save you all from the legion when you invaded outland, you ruined my epic plans to stop the legion that almost succeeded.
>game berates you in several places for killing Illidan in TBC, and how fucking retarded it was despite Illidan clearly having lost it and the same forces that tell you to kill illidan are now berating you.
>kill the equivalent of god with pure angst and edge in front of a bunch of it's worshippers and they do nothing
>convince pope that religion is bad, and he should basically drop it
>Becomes the jailer of space satan too because why not?
Then blizzard decided that if they were putting illidan on ice, they would need a replacement, and decided to just copy him, but flip some aspects.
>ILLIDAN, BUT FEMALE, AND A HIGH ELF, AND NOW IT'S VOID JIZZ INSTEAD OF DEMON JIZZ THEY'RE ADDICTED TO.
Alleria was also retarded.

>>725518064
holy KINO

>>725518064
kinö of the highest calliber

>I AM MY SCARS
why can't warcraft be this cringekino again?

>>725518064
SOUL

>>725533568
Illidan seems to have the same mentality as Konrad Curze. He HAS TO do terrible things because they're the only options he can see as viable. He HAS TO reject the Light otherwise his decision to become Fel corrupted on purpose would've been for nothing. He HAS TO keep doubling down or else he would have to face the fact that he's just bloodthirsty, power hungry retard.

>>725546054
Didn't someone remake the whole Warcraft 2 campaign in Reforged?

War glaives look so awkward and stupid every character that fights with them looks like a jackass in combat

>>725533670
Legion was fucking retarded and turning the Light into talking wind chimes in TBC too was retarded and I cheered Illidan on for his rebellion against the meta-narrative stupidity shaped by skillless writers. It was the best moment of the Legion.

>>725547574
Konrad was right though.

I know there is a Tyrande follower mod and skyrim and a couple of other night elves,but why not Maiev? I wanna hate fuck her !

>>725523294
vacuum blowjob face

>>725545046
I guess the implication is he isn't really blind if he knows what she looks like, it's not funny if it is

>>725535542
Illidan will probably say some shit like, "We must be ready to give everything...so that those who come after...may live in peace." *he turns and the camera pans slowly over towards a lesbian bearded couple.*

>>725534143
You weren't wrong, it was a bit cringe

>>725517534
He let Tyrande disobey him in the cave. If Illidan isn't free, Sylvanas never regains free will preventing the burning of Teldrassil and the mass conscription of night elf women as glory hole workers in the suddenly ebonic Stormwind.

>>725545046
>>725548103
Illidan is praising Tyrande's beauty and Maiev is upset because his heart belongs to her. He notices Maiev watching him and says that it's a general opinion of others he heard and not his own, to avoid Maiev's wrath.

>>725518064
THE GUILTY WILL SUFFER

>>725550413
I AM THE LAW

I installed an old version of warcraft 3 and when trying to play the blood elf campaign i cant build or repair anything because it says the structures are organic. Wtf is this

>>725517530
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

Illidan not meeting up with Malf or Tyrande during Legion was insane

>>725550506
bro you're plasying brood war!

>>725523294
i'm the only one thinks it but i actually like that reforged added in versions of the new models to the original graphic style.

Blizzard is discontinuing support for the old WC3 game and your CD keys I think became useless this month.

>>725552035
I'd give 'em props too if they weren't repulsive

>>725552062
literal theft

>>725529381
i miss when ghouls looked like undead monstrosities instead of the disney cartoon shit we have now

>>725552159
You had a good run kid, now put that key into battle.net and join the big boys club we have widescreen

The Warcraft movie should've been about Arthas

>>725552062
there's a Staples out there in the heart of rural america with a WC3 battle chest on the shelf somewhere, unaware that they're going to be selling worthless garbage thanks to inhuman psychos in california

>>725518195
>>725522349
Thats what happens when company managers hire their wives as writers.

>>725546354
>convince pope that religion is bad, and he should basically drop it

While retarded, I really enjoyed Illidan being the too cool for school badboy for Velen. Was very funny.

>>725552730
This happened much later, blizzard had no fucking idea what they were doing since TBC. Their whole schtick was "WOW WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF YOU FOUGHT A CHARACTER FROM WARCRAFT 3!???" and then they tripped over themselves to invent justifications as to why the players would end up fighting them by inventing retarded reasons as to why they became "corrupted" and then even more retarded reasons as to why a bunch of nobodies would not lose immediately to characters that could solo armies.

Sex sex sex sex. Don't let thread die

>>725552730
We can blame many things for Blizzard's downfall but I think setting their HQ in California has already sealed its fate.
>>725553381
Then they regret it and bring the characters back with made up "greater good" fanfic to cleanse the "corrupted" status. To be the new selling points of new expansions. The cycle never ends, and now it's Sargeras' fucking turn.

>>725553131
was he really wrong though? the windchimes are basically holding velen back. he's definitely better and stronger than KJ and Archijobber, and all he does is see the future and do nothing.