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Anonymous No.725526571 [Report] >>725529317 >>725530231 >>725530246 >>725530817 >>725531163 >>725533514 >>725533786 >>725537036
guys only want one thing and it's disgusting
Anonymous No.725526803 [Report] >>725530376
FULLY
Anonymous No.725528830 [Report] >>725529250 >>725537462
Gordan really is a lucky man
he gets a brown tomboy gf in the post alien invasion post apocalyptic current intergalactic societal take over from even more advanced aliens while most humans are fed zogslop, isolated into different cities, and are unable to reproduce.
Anonymous No.725528887 [Report]
I bet she reeks of headcrab blood and sewer water
Anonymous No.725529085 [Report] >>725529151 >>725530849
>Half Life 3 will be with the HL Alyx version of Alyx
>she wouldn't have experienced fighting through the Citadel with Gordon, him saving her life, none of it
>she will simply be friendly to Gordon and not have a strong emotional attachment to him through shared experinces
>HL3 ends with Gordon being friendzoned

Worst timeline incoming
Anonymous No.725529151 [Report] >>725530153
>>725529085
>HL Alyx version of Alyx
Valve even said the voice actor choice was simply for a younger Alyx. The OG will most likely return in 3.
Besides, Gordon has the H.E.V. suit.
Anonymous No.725529250 [Report]
>>725528830
Don't forget none of that can truly mean anything to Gordon. He can watch humanity fall, struggle and even succeed, he can kick ass – as he does – and bring hope, but at the back of his mind, he's always aware that all of it, including his own presence there, is in the hands of an otherwordly, inhuman something. Gordon's not there to help humanity win, hell, he'll likely not even be around long enough to get to see them win. Brought in and out, just long enough to nudge things in a direction desirable to someone no-one he knows can even begin to comprehend – an eternal passenger, watching worlds and eras fly by outside the train's window.

Well, at least until the start of Ep 1. But would you take your chances with a bunch of vorts against G's employers? Any way it goes, he'll be back in their care soon enough.
Anonymous No.725529317 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
>guys only want one thing
Damn right.
Anonymous No.725529356 [Report] >>725529431
also bring back Shephard pls
Anonymous No.725529403 [Report]
I don't care about women
Anonymous No.725529431 [Report] >>725529567 >>725529870 >>725529907
>>725529356
>remove G-Man's hold on Shephard by defeating G-Man in HL3
>Shephard gets released and teleported to a random place overran by the Combine
>spinoff game made where it's just a straightforward shooter starring Shephard
Anonymous No.725529567 [Report]
>>725529431
it's stupid that this works perfectly
Anonymous No.725529863 [Report] >>725531084
>guys only want one thing and it's disgusting
Anonymous No.725529870 [Report]
>>725529431
ENTRΩPY
Anonymous No.725529891 [Report] >>725529935 >>725529943
I just want to see gayben roll on stage.
Anonymous No.725529907 [Report]
>>725529431
They could reuse the original plotline for HL2 where gordon was supposed to be sent to tip the scale in conflicts outside earth. A gulf war era marine tearing shit in the middle of an incomprehensible alien war sounds so fucking funny.
Anonymous No.725529935 [Report] >>725533640
>>725529891
>walks on stage
>holds up 3 fingers
>leaves
Anonymous No.725529943 [Report]
>>725529891
he's not fat enough to do that anymore
Anonymous No.725530020 [Report]
also bring back Mitchell pls
Anonymous No.725530141 [Report] >>725530157
Alyx was cringe. Having her hugging Gordon and shit was cringe. Half-life 1 was better than Half-Life 2 because of shit like this.
Anonymous No.725530153 [Report] >>725530207
>>725529151
so how would it work, she met the g-man and then time fuckery that still lets the events of 2 happen up until the point she zaps the advisor?
Anonymous No.725530157 [Report]
>>725530141
Are you 11.
Anonymous No.725530207 [Report]
>>725530153
I don't know I don't work for Valve.
Anonymous No.725530231 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
then maybe she should wash it.
Anonymous No.725530246 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
>it's disgusting
yeah i agree playing through half life 2 is so disgustingly boring
Anonymous No.725530345 [Report] >>725530418 >>725530463 >>725530527 >>725530553 >>725530708 >>725531103 >>725531171
For HL3 If Gordon were to say a single sentence at anytime what would he say?
Anonymous No.725530376 [Report]
>>725526803
MODELLED
Anonymous No.725530418 [Report]
>>725530345
"Fuck...." as he reloads his shotgun in first person and a sick guitar riff plays
Anonymous No.725530463 [Report]
>>725530345
Instead of saying anything, he smirks.
Anonymous No.725530527 [Report]
>>725530345
..........I guess that's the end.... of your Half-Life.
Anonymous No.725530553 [Report] >>725530604 >>725530607
>>725530345
You fucked up my planet
Anonymous No.725530556 [Report]
I need to make the same gif but with Krystal instead [gosling noises]
Anonymous No.725530604 [Report] >>725530651
>>725530553
*alien gurgling*
[Freeman..... please...!]
*shotgun blast*
Anonymous No.725530607 [Report]
>>725530553
YOU FUCKED UP MY BLASIAN *BANG*
Anonymous No.725530651 [Report] >>725530737
>>725530604
>*Linking Park - In The End starts playing*
Anonymous No.725530708 [Report]
>>725530345
...nah!
Anonymous No.725530737 [Report]
>>725530651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDEc7Zaorwg
Anonymous No.725530759 [Report]
IT STARTS WITH
Anonymous No.725530817 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
>and it's disgusting
Alyx isn't disgusting anon
Anonymous No.725530849 [Report]
>>725529085
Admit it anon, you actually hope for this since it's some weird perverse kink of yours.
Anonymous No.725530879 [Report]
PURPLE
Anonymous No.725531084 [Report]
>>725529863
unfathomably fucking based
Anonymous No.725531103 [Report]
>>725530345
penis
Anonymous No.725531163 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
I hope Gordon and Alyx get to have another game together
Anonymous No.725531171 [Report]
>>725530345
I'm outta here!
Anonymous No.725533514 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
Anonymous No.725533640 [Report]
>>725529935
Kino
Anonymous No.725533786 [Report] >>725535398
>>725526571 (OP)
This gif is the closest I've been to a hug in so many years.
Anonymous No.725535398 [Report]
>>725533786
Anonymous No.725537036 [Report]
>>725526571 (OP)
Anonymous No.725537462 [Report]
>>725528830
>tfw you're older than Gordon now