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Anonymous No.725530297 [Report] >>725530535 >>725530584 >>725532112 >>725532849 >>725532935 >>725533431 >>725534264 >>725535314 >>725535404 >>725535612 >>725536597 >>725537885 >>725539347 >>725541432 >>725541613 >>725542215 >>725543014 >>725543114 >>725543886 >>725545112 >>725545361 >>725546421
>make a short, mid animated series
>add flash mini games and qte that have no effect in the plot
>sell it for 30$
>overwhelmingly positive

Am I missing something here?
Anonymous No.725530362 [Report]
So it's like Tiger King and Squid Game but for video games?
Anonymous No.725530535 [Report] >>725536920 >>725537067 >>725537189
>>725530297 (OP)
It's fun and non-woke.
Anonymous No.725530584 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
hot girls
sage No.725532112 [Report] >>725532509 >>725536062 >>725536871 >>725539439 >>725545495
>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
Yeah the last 10 years of gaming apparently retard. Tell Tales games were overwhelmingly positive. Same with shit like Heavy Rain, Detroit, Beyond 2 Souls, Life is Strange, Lost Records Firewatch, etc. These type of games have been "overwhelmingly positive" for the better part of a decade now. Did you just wake up out of a coma or something stupid?
Anonymous No.725532509 [Report] >>725532629 >>725532665 >>725532785 >>725534478 >>725535476 >>725535524 >>725535663 >>725536871 >>725539243
>>725532112
You're retard.
In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
Try again.
Anonymous No.725532590 [Report]
Yeah, you're not a woman.
Anonymous No.725532629 [Report]
>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
>Telltale
lol, lmao
Anonymous No.725532665 [Report]
>>725532509
>choices matter
they really didn't, if you believed that genuinely and are not baiting then its time you go to bed young man.
Anonymous No.725532743 [Report] >>725532842
You and me both, OP
>Californian office game
>toilet humor
>brown gf (or bad gf)
>youtuber voice actor
>loser protag
where's the game in that?
sage No.725532785 [Report] >>725532925
>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
Yeah I don't really have the energy to go back and forth with you. Shout out to the 2 other posters pointing out the fact that you're a brain dead mouthbreathing nigger. Like I said, these type of games have been well received for over a decade now, don't know what's shocking about this but please do kill yourself and stop shitting up my board newfag.
Anonymous No.725532812 [Report] >>725533080
>years of developers making "cinematic" games
>realize you can just make a tv show and add a minigame to it
>but how do we market it...
>hire established ecelebrities who then shill the game to their own audience
Anonymous No.725532842 [Report] >>725532957
>>725532743
>loser protag
Women start uncontrolably squirting within 5 minutes of meeting him, so I dunno about that one.
Anonymous No.725532849 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
yes, you not being seething
Anonymous No.725532925 [Report]
>>725532785
You're terrible at ragebaiting.
By the way, most of the other games you laid as examples have interesting stories that would be worth watching even without the interactive part.
Can you say the same about this ChatGPT generic slop?
Anonymous No.725532935 [Report] >>725533246
>>725530297 (OP)
>check any of the game threads
>it's all waifufaggotry wars and circlejerks
Self-insert trannies are bottom feeders who will shill anything as long as it panders to their faggy fantasies of having a wafiu.
Anonymous No.725532957 [Report] >>725533113
>>725532842
Anon, his entire story is "I was cool and then uhhh I lost it all and now I have to work remote support to pay the bills and my coworkers walk all over me"
Anonymous No.725533080 [Report] >>725533125 >>725533403
>>725532812
And make the protagonist a loser who somehow gets all the hot bitches so incel can self-insert.
Anonymous No.725533113 [Report] >>725535276
>>725532957
You missed the part where they all start to respect him on account of his moral fibre.
It's a pretty standard redemption story.
You need the initial high point > the low point > the redemption.
That's how these stories work and have worked for centuries.
Anonymous No.725533125 [Report]
>>725533080
I think him being pretty and everyone saying that to him helps
Anonymous No.725533246 [Report] >>725533618
>>725532935
This very thread is a circlejerk, what's your point?
Anonymous No.725533403 [Report]
>>725533080
if you had played the game you would know that all of them are huge losers. Its adults who are on the verge of being 30 who are acting like rich teenagers
Anonymous No.725533431 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
Somebody on that team is a coomer and they took inspiration from the weg market.
Anonymous No.725533618 [Report] >>725533796 >>725534187
>>725533246
That faggots who praise this game are bottom of the barrel and cancer that is killing vidya.
Anonymous No.725533796 [Report] >>725534135
>>725533618
It's just a VN, anon. What's the problem?
Anonymous No.725534135 [Report] >>725534167
>>725533796
It's just more low effort shit that gets jerked off by faggots.
Anonymous No.725534167 [Report]
>>725534135
Like I said, it's a VN.
Anonymous No.725534187 [Report]
>>725533618
they created smartphones, micro transactions, the competency crisis, and Unreal Engine 5?
Anonymous No.725534264 [Report] >>725535537
>>725530297 (OP)
>dont put any model files in the game so no one can make NSFW art
going to be forgotten in a week
Anonymous No.725534478 [Report]
>>725532509
TWD season 1 has one ending
Anonymous No.725535276 [Report] >>725537365
>>725533113
>he's in a redemption story where he's a loser who gets redeemed
Great! So we agree, he's a loser!
sage No.725535314 [Report] >>725535760
>>725530297 (OP)
also it was shilled by streamers and it was on front page of steam
astroturfed as fuck
the only reason i know about it is front page of steam
Anonymous No.725535404 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
>Timegate it like TV shows
>Because TWW did it 13 years ago
>And [reasons]
Lame. I will pirate your shit today.
Anonymous No.725535476 [Report]
>>725532509
David Cage is the only one actually doing the choice matter thing to the point it becomes gameplay. It's hit or miss but he's doing it.
All the rest are content being vaguely more interactive VN.
Anonymous No.725535524 [Report]
>>725532509
lmao retard
Anonymous No.725535537 [Report]
>>725534264
So its just like pre-recorded cut scenes?
Anonymous No.725535612 [Report] >>725535964
>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
Yes, but if you have to ask you are too retarded to actually understand the answer
Anonymous No.725535663 [Report]
>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter
Anonymous No.725535760 [Report]
>>725535314
i mostly know about it from seeing it shilled earlier this year
Anonymous No.725535776 [Report] >>725543310
They stole the gameplay from this is the police but that dev did the genre better and the writing was cringe in this herosloppia

Their new game Hollywood Animal is fun too, and it's actually a bit of a challenge to survive to 1935 and get to the parts with the Klu Klux Klan and distributing your movies over seas in Nazi Germany
Anonymous No.725535964 [Report]
>>725535612
>Yes, but if you have to ask you are too retarded to actually understand the answer
This statement doesn't make sense.
Try again jeet.
Anonymous No.725536062 [Report] >>725536383
>>725532112
IIRC the company is straight up TTG's revival. And hell this game has actual "game" attached to it compared to the previous ones.

Though I'd love for them to actually go back to the roots and make a PROPER point and click puzzle adventure game.
Anonymous No.725536383 [Report]
>>725536062
It's funny how the actual game strapped.to it was just a modified ripoff of another game but with movie game cutscenes inserted
Anonymous No.725536597 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
nope
advertising OP
the general audience has very low standards
as long as a game is easy, they will enjoy it
Anonymous No.725536802 [Report]
normalfags yearn for 'cinematic experiences'

in other words, they could be watching tv instead of pretending to play games, but for some reason they just don't.
Anonymous No.725536871 [Report]
>>725532112
All of these were only ever "popular" with normalfags who don't even play videogames and just watched all of these on youtube.
>>725532509
>in these games choices matter
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.725536920 [Report] >>725540538 >>725542087
>>725530535
>the main character is a pathetic nerd and a loser
>all women are powerful girlbosses who are dominant over him and abuse him
Uh huh...
Anonymous No.725536927 [Report] >>725537049
>years and years past the point of herosloppa and parody herosloppa being tired
>this shit gets released and is huge again just like all the reddit shows like invincible

it will simply never ever end. they will keep pumping out marvel movies and this horseshit for the next 70 fucking years.
Anonymous No.725536991 [Report] >>725537091
It's fun
Anonymous No.725537049 [Report]
>>725536927
Yeah, I'm genuinely fucking tired of generic, corporate capeshit. Wish we could get some old-school superhero media like Freedom Force or "realistic" stuff along the lines of Punisher. But that would require passion and testosterone.
Anonymous No.725537067 [Report]
>>725530535
lol what, all it takes is one look at the Steam page to know it's ultra giga woke
Anonymous No.725537091 [Report] >>725537590
>>725536991
Yeah, I'm sure watching it on youtube is pretty "fun".
Anonymous No.725537189 [Report] >>725537276
>>725530535
I an honestly surprised at how non-woke Dispatch is. The developers just made a fun video game without any subliminal messaging, which is a breath of fresh air.
Anonymous No.725537276 [Report] >>725537613 >>725540490
>>725537189
>breath of fresh air
So true xir! A real return to form! Having a blast rn!!!
>main character is a pathetic dweeb that gets stomped all over by everyone
>is abused physically and verbally by women, but it's okay!
>every woman is a POWERFUL girlboss
>contains faggotry
Fuck off pajeet.
Anonymous No.725537365 [Report] >>725537453
>>725535276
you sound like a tasteless shallow faggot ngl
Anonymous No.725537453 [Report]
>>725537365
He doesn't sound like a fan of this "game".
Anonymous No.725537590 [Report] >>725537878
>>725537091
>Watching someone play
cück
Anonymous No.725537613 [Report] >>725537843
>>725537276
nigga its a game about SUPER HEROES. you see a woman with super powers or gays exist and you start shitting yourself?
>I CANT PLAY A VIDEO GAME UNLESS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A WHITE MALE WHO CAN NEVER LOSE AND HITLER WINS
you people would ruin video games if you werent useless idiotic closet cases.
Anonymous No.725537713 [Report]
i don't like the gay dreamworks western animation looking characters
Anonymous No.725537843 [Report] >>725538094
>>725537613
Maybe you should play Freedom Force, InFamous or the Bamham series so you can be reminded what it looks like when superhero media actually has some balls.
Anonymous No.725537878 [Report]
>>725537590
This is the only purpose of the entire "genre" this "game" belongs to.
Telltale failed because everyone realized buying their games is pointless over watching them on Youtube. Crazy fags like you forgot this.
Anonymous No.725537885 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
>marvel capeshit movie with millenial "ironic" writing :-(
>telltale capeshit movie with millenial "ironic" writing, steam :-O
Anonymous No.725538094 [Report] >>725538848
>>725537843
InFamous and Bamham have all those things
Anonymous No.725538848 [Report]
>>725538094
Yeah man, I remember that part where Batman gets kissed without his consent by a homo. Or when a woman tried to own him without promptly getting beaten hard and locked up. He certainly never punched Harley Quinn/slammed her onto the floor. No sir.
Anonymous No.725539243 [Report] >>725539416
>>725532509
you really pissed off that samefag
Anonymous No.725539347 [Report] >>725539416 >>725542035
>>725530297 (OP)
it's a hetero male dating sim for capeshit fans. i don't give a shit about it but i'm not surprised the target audience gobbled it up. they aren't exactly known for their high standards.
Anonymous No.725539416 [Report] >>725539469
>dispatch troons will be like "omg this is totally the same thing"
https://youtu.be/JBX8rhdVZ-o?si=WkjekPxmqunErPPN
>>725539243
By being wrong?
>>725539347
>hetero male
Nope, it's a feminist fantasy.
Anonymous No.725539439 [Report] >>725539797
>>725532112
anon you named games that are actual video games with gameplay segments. Dispatch is just a bunch of webms playing sequentially. in fact, it is so not a game, that there aren't even any 3D models to rip from the files to use for Blender.
Anonymous No.725539469 [Report]
>>725539416
>feminist fantasy
>no wlw route
LOL
LMAO, even
Anonymous No.725539797 [Report]
>>725539439
>actual video games with gameplay segments
Holy shit lol.
Anonymous No.725540490 [Report] >>725540664
>>725537276
>main character is a pathetic dweeb that gets stomped all over by everyone
Who told you this? You're just Ironman with depression, the dweeb that gets stomped all over is a side character.
>is abused physically and verbally by women
You get punched once and for every verbal insult you throw an even harder one back
>every woman is a POWERFUL girlboss
New chapter literally has the main love interest getting btfo'd for trying to be a powerful girlboss
>contains faggotry
Made up

Haven't you got some /pol/ adjacent thread to go to?
Anonymous No.725540538 [Report] >>725540664
>>725536920
None of that is true.
Anonymous No.725540664 [Report] >>725547117
>>725540490
And you can't punch back. Any woman who tries to hit a man should get smacked. Batman beats women.
>made up
So you didn't play your favourite game?
>>725540538
It is.
Anonymous No.725541432 [Report] >>725542848
>>725530297 (OP)
The actual gameplay part of Dispatch is actually kind of fun.
Anonymous No.725541613 [Report] >>725541984
>>725530297 (OP)
see youre thinking like a c-suite executive
>what GENRE is it
>what type of MEDIA is it
>what BULLET POINTS did they use while making it
none of these matter. what matters is that it's good. it was the same shit with baldur's gate 3 (noo you cant release a turn based rpg in 2023) or marvel rivals (noo you cant release a hero shooter after concord just flopped).

try finding video games fun again and it'll all make sense, lil pup
Anonymous No.725541984 [Report] >>725542620
>>725541613
>what type of MEDIA is it
hmm
Aren't games supposed to be... games?
Anonymous No.725542035 [Report]
>>725539347
>dating sim
It is not. They baited with that but it’s been non-stop storyslop after the first date with any of the two girls available.
Anonymous No.725542087 [Report] >>725542281
>>725536920
>the main character is a pathetic nerd and a loser
Nah. Don't bother replying to me, I already know you've gotten all your information about this game through third-party memes.
Anonymous No.725542215 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
so when is the new episode coming out?
Anonymous No.725542281 [Report]
>>725542087
>can't handle the truth
>"don't talk to me or my wife's boyfriend ever again"
many such cases
Anonymous No.725542620 [Report]
>>725541984
i mean, as we can see with dispatch, you can make a TV show and package it as a game and people will buy it. people generally don't look at stuff like "oh man i would really like this if it was a TV show instead", they go by vibes and what attracts them
Anonymous No.725542848 [Report]
>>725541432
>gameplay
Lol.
Anonymous No.725543014 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
>its not woke! So refreshing xD
So I guess I was the only one actually experiencing capeshit fatigue, huh. Take all the brie larson / she hulk shit out of the genre and suddenly its like we havent been chugging the same capeslop for 20 fucking years.
Anonymous No.725543114 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
yeah, a job
Anonymous No.725543310 [Report]
>>725535776
>city hall wants you to hire DEI cops
What do you do?
Anonymous No.725543886 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
OP is a gay retard
But I am surprised there's an actual market for Western VNs
Anonymous No.725545039 [Report]
Shills and friendslop.
Anonymous No.725545112 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
Kys
Anonymous No.725545361 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
>am I missing something here
Yes, it doesn't have weeb aesthetics. Because if it does, you would overlook everything you just mentioned above
Anonymous No.725545495 [Report]
>>725532112
>comparing telltale VNs with Quantic Dream state-of-art games
...like, what the fuck, man. I bet you cut Coupe.
Anonymous No.725546421 [Report]
>>725530297 (OP)
e-celeb game for e-celeb cock suckers. You forgot to mention that. Wonder why? Oh you're an e-celeb cock sucker advertising this piece of shit game so your e-celeb gets more money.
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.725546942 [Report] >>725547068
Does anything you do during actual dispatch phase even matter? I dislike how disconnected the main story feels from what's happening during that.
Anonymous No.725547068 [Report]
>>725546942
>Does anything you do during actual dispatch phase even matter?
No.
QTE and hacking don't matter either.
Anonymous No.725547117 [Report] >>725547648
>>725540664
>And you can't punch back.
what fucking retard would swing back on a superhero
Anonymous No.725547648 [Report]
>>725547117
Would still mean having more dignity than allowing a woman to assault you without a response.