Thread 725530297

>make a short, mid animated series
>add flash mini games and qte that have no effect in the plot
>sell it for 30$
>overwhelmingly positive

Am I missing something here?

So it's like Tiger King and Squid Game but for video games?

>>725530297 (OP)
It's fun and non-woke.

>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
hot girls

>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
Yeah the last 10 years of gaming apparently retard. Tell Tales games were overwhelmingly positive. Same with shit like Heavy Rain, Detroit, Beyond 2 Souls, Life is Strange, Lost Records Firewatch, etc. These type of games have been "overwhelmingly positive" for the better part of a decade now. Did you just wake up out of a coma or something stupid?

>>725532112
You're retard.
In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
Try again.

Yeah, you're not a woman.

>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
>Telltale
lol, lmao

>>725532509
>choices matter
they really didn't, if you believed that genuinely and are not baiting then its time you go to bed young man.

You and me both, OP
>Californian office game
>toilet humor
>brown gf (or bad gf)
>youtuber voice actor
>loser protag
where's the game in that?

>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter, and they're not 5 hours long.
Yeah I don't really have the energy to go back and forth with you. Shout out to the 2 other posters pointing out the fact that you're a brain dead mouthbreathing nigger. Like I said, these type of games have been well received for over a decade now, don't know what's shocking about this but please do kill yourself and stop shitting up my board newfag.

>years of developers making "cinematic" games
>realize you can just make a tv show and add a minigame to it
>but how do we market it...
>hire established ecelebrities who then shill the game to their own audience

>>725532743
>loser protag
Women start uncontrolably squirting within 5 minutes of meeting him, so I dunno about that one.

>>725530297 (OP)
yes, you not being seething

>>725532785
You're terrible at ragebaiting.
By the way, most of the other games you laid as examples have interesting stories that would be worth watching even without the interactive part.
Can you say the same about this ChatGPT generic slop?

>>725530297 (OP)
>check any of the game threads
>it's all waifufaggotry wars and circlejerks
Self-insert trannies are bottom feeders who will shill anything as long as it panders to their faggy fantasies of having a wafiu.

>>725532842
Anon, his entire story is "I was cool and then uhhh I lost it all and now I have to work remote support to pay the bills and my coworkers walk all over me"

>>725532812
And make the protagonist a loser who somehow gets all the hot bitches so incel can self-insert.

>>725532957
You missed the part where they all start to respect him on account of his moral fibre.
It's a pretty standard redemption story.
You need the initial high point > the low point > the redemption.
That's how these stories work and have worked for centuries.

>>725533080
I think him being pretty and everyone saying that to him helps

>>725532935
This very thread is a circlejerk, what's your point?

>>725533080
if you had played the game you would know that all of them are huge losers. Its adults who are on the verge of being 30 who are acting like rich teenagers

>>725530297 (OP)
Somebody on that team is a coomer and they took inspiration from the weg market.

>>725533246
That faggots who praise this game are bottom of the barrel and cancer that is killing vidya.

>>725533618
It's just a VN, anon. What's the problem?

>>725533796
It's just more low effort shit that gets jerked off by faggots.

>>725534135
Like I said, it's a VN.

>>725533618
they created smartphones, micro transactions, the competency crisis, and Unreal Engine 5?

>>725530297 (OP)
>dont put any model files in the game so no one can make NSFW art
going to be forgotten in a week

>>725532509
TWD season 1 has one ending

>>725533113
>he's in a redemption story where he's a loser who gets redeemed
Great! So we agree, he's a loser!

>>725530297 (OP)
also it was shilled by streamers and it was on front page of steam
astroturfed as fuck
the only reason i know about it is front page of steam

>>725530297 (OP)
>Timegate it like TV shows
>Because TWW did it 13 years ago
>And [reasons]
Lame. I will pirate your shit today.

>>725532509
David Cage is the only one actually doing the choice matter thing to the point it becomes gameplay. It's hit or miss but he's doing it.
All the rest are content being vaguely more interactive VN.

>>725532509
lmao retard

>>725534264
So its just like pre-recorded cut scenes?

>>725530297 (OP)
>Am I missing something here?
Yes, but if you have to ask you are too retarded to actually understand the answer

>>725532509
>In those games, choices matter

>>725535314
i mostly know about it from seeing it shilled earlier this year

They stole the gameplay from this is the police but that dev did the genre better and the writing was cringe in this herosloppia

Their new game Hollywood Animal is fun too, and it's actually a bit of a challenge to survive to 1935 and get to the parts with the Klu Klux Klan and distributing your movies over seas in Nazi Germany

>>725535612
>Yes, but if you have to ask you are too retarded to actually understand the answer
This statement doesn't make sense.
Try again jeet.

>>725532112
IIRC the company is straight up TTG's revival. And hell this game has actual "game" attached to it compared to the previous ones.

Though I'd love for them to actually go back to the roots and make a PROPER point and click puzzle adventure game.

>>725536062
It's funny how the actual game strapped.to it was just a modified ripoff of another game but with movie game cutscenes inserted

>>725530297 (OP)
nope
advertising OP
the general audience has very low standards
as long as a game is easy, they will enjoy it

normalfags yearn for 'cinematic experiences'

in other words, they could be watching tv instead of pretending to play games, but for some reason they just don't.

>>725532112
All of these were only ever "popular" with normalfags who don't even play videogames and just watched all of these on youtube.
>>725532509
>in these games choices matter
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>725530535
>the main character is a pathetic nerd and a loser
>all women are powerful girlbosses who are dominant over him and abuse him
Uh huh...

>years and years past the point of herosloppa and parody herosloppa being tired
>this shit gets released and is huge again just like all the reddit shows like invincible

it will simply never ever end. they will keep pumping out marvel movies and this horseshit for the next 70 fucking years.

It's fun

>>725536927
Yeah, I'm genuinely fucking tired of generic, corporate capeshit. Wish we could get some old-school superhero media like Freedom Force or "realistic" stuff along the lines of Punisher. But that would require passion and testosterone.

>>725530535
lol what, all it takes is one look at the Steam page to know it's ultra giga woke

>>725536991
Yeah, I'm sure watching it on youtube is pretty "fun".

>>725530535
I an honestly surprised at how non-woke Dispatch is. The developers just made a fun video game without any subliminal messaging, which is a breath of fresh air.

>>725537189
>breath of fresh air
So true xir! A real return to form! Having a blast rn!!!
>main character is a pathetic dweeb that gets stomped all over by everyone
>is abused physically and verbally by women, but it's okay!
>every woman is a POWERFUL girlboss
>contains faggotry
Fuck off pajeet.

>>725535276
you sound like a tasteless shallow faggot ngl

>>725537365
He doesn't sound like a fan of this "game".

>>725537091
>Watching someone play
cück

>>725537276
nigga its a game about SUPER HEROES. you see a woman with super powers or gays exist and you start shitting yourself?
>I CANT PLAY A VIDEO GAME UNLESS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A WHITE MALE WHO CAN NEVER LOSE AND HITLER WINS
you people would ruin video games if you werent useless idiotic closet cases.

i don't like the gay dreamworks western animation looking characters

>>725537613
Maybe you should play Freedom Force, InFamous or the Bamham series so you can be reminded what it looks like when superhero media actually has some balls.

>>725537590
This is the only purpose of the entire "genre" this "game" belongs to.
Telltale failed because everyone realized buying their games is pointless over watching them on Youtube. Crazy fags like you forgot this.

>>725530297 (OP)
>marvel capeshit movie with millenial "ironic" writing :-(
>telltale capeshit movie with millenial "ironic" writing, steam :-O

>>725537843
InFamous and Bamham have all those things

>>725538094
Yeah man, I remember that part where Batman gets kissed without his consent by a homo. Or when a woman tried to own him without promptly getting beaten hard and locked up. He certainly never punched Harley Quinn/slammed her onto the floor. No sir.

>>725532509
you really pissed off that samefag

>>725530297 (OP)
it's a hetero male dating sim for capeshit fans. i don't give a shit about it but i'm not surprised the target audience gobbled it up. they aren't exactly known for their high standards.

>dispatch troons will be like "omg this is totally the same thing"
https://youtu.be/JBX8rhdVZ-o?si=WkjekPxmqunErPPN
>>725539243
By being wrong?
>>725539347
>hetero male
Nope, it's a feminist fantasy.

>>725532112
anon you named games that are actual video games with gameplay segments. Dispatch is just a bunch of webms playing sequentially. in fact, it is so not a game, that there aren't even any 3D models to rip from the files to use for Blender.

>>725539416
>feminist fantasy
>no wlw route
LOL
LMAO, even

>>725539439
>actual video games with gameplay segments
Holy shit lol.

>>725537276
>main character is a pathetic dweeb that gets stomped all over by everyone
Who told you this? You're just Ironman with depression, the dweeb that gets stomped all over is a side character.
>is abused physically and verbally by women
You get punched once and for every verbal insult you throw an even harder one back
>every woman is a POWERFUL girlboss
New chapter literally has the main love interest getting btfo'd for trying to be a powerful girlboss
>contains faggotry
Made up

Haven't you got some /pol/ adjacent thread to go to?

>>725536920
None of that is true.

>>725540490
And you can't punch back. Any woman who tries to hit a man should get smacked. Batman beats women.
>made up
So you didn't play your favourite game?
>>725540538
It is.

>>725530297 (OP)
The actual gameplay part of Dispatch is actually kind of fun.

>>725530297 (OP)
see youre thinking like a c-suite executive
>what GENRE is it
>what type of MEDIA is it
>what BULLET POINTS did they use while making it
none of these matter. what matters is that it's good. it was the same shit with baldur's gate 3 (noo you cant release a turn based rpg in 2023) or marvel rivals (noo you cant release a hero shooter after concord just flopped).

try finding video games fun again and it'll all make sense, lil pup

>>725541613
>what type of MEDIA is it
hmm
Aren't games supposed to be... games?

>>725539347
>dating sim
It is not. They baited with that but it’s been non-stop storyslop after the first date with any of the two girls available.

>>725536920
>the main character is a pathetic nerd and a loser
Nah. Don't bother replying to me, I already know you've gotten all your information about this game through third-party memes.

>>725530297 (OP)
so when is the new episode coming out?

>>725542087
>can't handle the truth
>"don't talk to me or my wife's boyfriend ever again"
many such cases

>>725541984
i mean, as we can see with dispatch, you can make a TV show and package it as a game and people will buy it. people generally don't look at stuff like "oh man i would really like this if it was a TV show instead", they go by vibes and what attracts them

>>725541432
>gameplay
Lol.

>>725530297 (OP)
>its not woke! So refreshing xD
So I guess I was the only one actually experiencing capeshit fatigue, huh. Take all the brie larson / she hulk shit out of the genre and suddenly its like we havent been chugging the same capeslop for 20 fucking years.

>>725530297 (OP)
yeah, a job

>>725535776
>city hall wants you to hire DEI cops
What do you do?

>>725530297 (OP)
OP is a gay retard
But I am surprised there's an actual market for Western VNs

Shills and friendslop.

>>725530297 (OP)
Kys

>>725530297 (OP)
>am I missing something here
Yes, it doesn't have weeb aesthetics. Because if it does, you would overlook everything you just mentioned above

>>725532112
>comparing telltale VNs with Quantic Dream state-of-art games
...like, what the fuck, man. I bet you cut Coupe.

>>725530297 (OP)
e-celeb game for e-celeb cock suckers. You forgot to mention that. Wonder why? Oh you're an e-celeb cock sucker advertising this piece of shit game so your e-celeb gets more money.
Fuck you.

Does anything you do during actual dispatch phase even matter? I dislike how disconnected the main story feels from what's happening during that.

>>725546942
>Does anything you do during actual dispatch phase even matter?
No.
QTE and hacking don't matter either.

>>725540664
>And you can't punch back.
what fucking retard would swing back on a superhero

>>725547117
Would still mean having more dignity than allowing a woman to assault you without a response.