Thread 725530937

where's the arrow wound XD

>>725530961
What the- oh, you rascal!

>>725530961
arrows can't penetrate modern flesh

>>725531019
yeah we're so fat now arrows can't do shit

>>725530937 (OP)
>game kills you over minor injuries

>>725530937 (OP)
How do you even heal from that?

>>725531125
>gunner unconscious

>>725531125
thats exactly what happens to marios body when he touches a goomba

>>725530937 (OP)
this happens to me everytime i cum

>>725531214
looks more like a Bullet Bill if I may interject

>>725531230
That wouldn't kill me, I deadlift 3 plates.

>>725531287
Insurance companies hate this man

>>725531153
its widely exaggerated many german and soviet soldiers had dozens of shrapnel wounds by the end of ww2

>>725531125
>manlytears gets shot with 9mm

>>725531465
jej

>>725531330
I'd simply guillotine throw the nearest person at the moment of detonation

>>725531125
>.45 acp

>>725531230
>YEAH WHO WON THE LOTTERY I DI-

>>725531230
I catch it in my hands and judo throw it 360 degrees and walk away

>>725531019
>modern flesh
fucking retard

>>725531330
>1 plate left, 2 plates right
nigga you gonna fall over

>>725531019
>modern flesh
Holy fucking kek

>>725531019
>arrows can't penetrate modern flesh

>>725531125
Really puts into perspective all the "missing" you get in casualty lists.

>>725531125
>nobody:
>the shit pellet that flew out that one girl's asshole in that vibrator vid:

>>725531230
>Five Gum presents "what it feels like to stand behind tamers12345's Robotnik"

>>725532000
Pretty sure I know exactly which one you're talking about

>>725531019
Uhm what the kek is this real gork

>>725531637
Kek

>>725530937 (OP)
>your knee when 45.

>>725531019
based modern man

>>725531637
Lmao

>>725532151
>100x salvia extract in your yoghurt

>>725531637
>Oliver Wwanick is the only NPC programmed to feel pain

>>725531465
FUCK

>>725531637
heheheheeheh

>>725532192
Is he ok?
I mean, his face at the end look like when you finish jerking off, so it couldn't be that painful.

>>725530937 (OP)
is he alright?

>>725532192
Fucking irl and its weapon durability system

>>725531019
modern arrowhead made of tungsten core with teflon coating could probably do it

>>725532192
qrd? doesn't look like AI

>>725531125
It's just a flesh wound.

>>725532192
this happened to me but with an air rifle
now my ear rings 24/7 and I want to kill myself

>>725532360
That must have been the biggest load he probably ever blew, so yeah

>>725532360
He got fucked up big time, but survived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxX0xxQoL4o

>>725532192
i remember the video of some guy having this happen to them but their head was fully blown off

>>725531465
kek. Nobody even remembers the man himself anymore but his legacy lives on as the butt of height jokes forever.

>>725530937 (OP)
as someone who broke their femur
don't
this picture is literally what it felt like but it never stopped until I got put in traction, like a bomb was going off in my leg nonstop
most excruciatingly painful thing I ever experienced not even counting the year+ of misery with healing

>>725532421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASE0e5DkFkE
tldr. shitty commie weapon is shit

>>725531887
fucker beat me to it

>>725532192
Found sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASE0e5DkFkE
He doesn't seem fine afterwards

>>725531887
>1 plate of 20kg on the right
>2 plates of 10kg on the left
Come on, basic math is not that difficult, mate.

>>725532192
Another reason as to why bowchads will always be superior

>>725531019
>>725531465

>>725532192
"Watch the back blast you idiot!" -Sun Tzu

>>725531019
Based transhuman anon

>>725531196
heh

>>725531019
modern flesh requires modern arrows

>>725532724
Why is anime always doing this stupid shit? No wonder everyone thinks it's cringe.

>>725532553
Does this describe the feeling accurately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpRVY1imzM

>>725532861
Arrows have recoil?

>>725531019
>Modern flesh
>Meanwhile aneurysm can still, at any point in time, instakill you

>>725532724
didn't you read the thread? arrows cannot penetrate modern flesh

>>725532948
i've been tanking aneurysms every single night for the past several months

>>725532986
Just hunt old people down then stupid

>>725531019
*muttpig flesh

>>725532861
Explain why this wouldn't work.

>>725532948
>random crits

>>725533038
>sneak attack crit

>>725532910
What, the muscle dude bursting out of his clothes? Could you be a little more specific?

Gorefag's in, I'm out. Was a good thread while it lasted.

>>725532861
ARROWS DO NOT WORK THIS WAY
GOOD NIGHT

>>725532948
>LVL? Death

>>725531125
damn they made a crash test based on footballer

>>725532986
Wasn't there a mass shooting on a campus ground using a bow and arrows?

>>725532918
more like flinging racial slurs at all the doctors

>>725533157
crisis actors hit with real arrows, they were seen walking away unharmed later.

>>725531019
>modern flesh

>>725532941
why wouldn't they, newton's 3rd law

>>725531019
kek

>>725532861
got you covered

>>725532910
i wish anime was doing the same for women, sadly faggot USA got a hold on anime production now and we can only get muscle fanservice (not for long...)

>>725533051
It's basically the concept of a deadblow mallet in arrow form.
When a mostly rigid object collides with another mostly rigid object, it will repeatedly bounce off of the receiving object until it has delivered all of its momentum.
In the case of a deadblow mallet, however, the mallet essentially collide with its own internal materials and dampen the blow, so as not to damage the surface it strikes.
This is extremely counterproductive if you're attempting to create a weapon.
Weapons should be optimized to deliver the maximum amount of their momentum into the target, not fret over the possibility of denting said target.

>>725530937 (OP)
There's nothing random about volume proportionality.

>>725532941
>>725533051
shockless hammers are real
bows have recoil but that pic meant another thing, should have been rebound, not recoil
basically solid arrow can't transfer all of its energy to a target, some of it is wasted on internal deformations
idk how much energy can be recovered this way though and how viable it is with human arrows, not orcs shooting spears out of 5 meter bows

>>725533356
>deadblow hammer
>can't deliver deathblows

>>725531230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUTe2ndjRew

>>725533425
kek

>>725532861
>recoil suppression arrowhead
most stupid thing I've read today lmao

>>725533341
That webm is from anime specifically targeted toward women.
Watch more anime, anon-kun.
Try, seikon no qweser or manku hikencho.

>>725532941
technically, but its not what prevents an archer from aiming and drawing quickly in succession. not sure why you'd want a hollow arrow shaft

>>725530937 (OP)
>game has random shits

>>725533576
brown gold

>>725533074
>sit on a crapper
>push
>???
>crit fail

>>725531465
i just woke up my dogs by laughing like a retard

>>725533157
victims were all over 70 years old

>>725533576
find someone who will look and treat you as happy as this pajeet when she gathers shit for cow soap

>>725531125
He can walk that off
Come on, still combat effective

>>725532360
No but yes
No because the explosion cut open his fucking jugular and he was going to bleed to death inside 2 minutes but yes because his buddy reacted fucking immediately to plug the hole until they got him to a hospital.

>>725533830
if only kirk had friends...

>>725530937 (OP)
>just shoot the enemies on the leg it won't be fatal

>>725533576
>random
That is very clearly an intentional and meticulously planned shit

>>725533857
He's surrounded by people who have no idea how to treat a massive bleeding wounds.
Then again, you have to be in paramedic guys or in the case of the webm, gun nuts, to know about that shit.

>>725533730
>VA disability rating 50%

>>725533967
What sort of odds would you give for his survival if the world's greatest doctor was standing right behind him at the moment of his injury?

>>725533576
that's a big pig

>>725533967
put pressure on it. not much else you can do

>>725534078
low, the blast was bad enough to concuss the doctor too

>>725531465
Holy shit. This joke will never stop being funny.