Thread 725563285

True to Caesar

>>725563285 (OP)
More like troon to caesar lmao
This post was made by the Fallout 3 gang

>>725563436
You still editing pictures of your face onto buff men?

>>725563436
>F3 Fags vs NV Trannies
I’m superior to all you retards, because I enjoy the entire Fallout series (except 76) get on my level.

>>725563285 (OP)
100% profits to charity?!

>>725563690
kek

>>725563625
More costumes

um aktually its kaisar

>>725563625
Is this real lmao?

>>725564028
It was. They don't use the costume covers anymore.

>>725563285 (OP)
>>725563625
Looks like George Bush.

WarioWare

100% profits to charity is kino, let newman dress up like a ninja if he feels like it.

>>725563285 (OP)
Where's the Mr House version?

i dunno how anyone likes ranch it just tastes like salt in goo form.
caesar has some flavor at least.

>>725564810
Ken's Steakhouse makes a very good ranch dressing, and good salad dressings and sauces in general

>>725564551
Z-zesty italian?

>>725563285 (OP)
/ck/ you are drunk, your board is that way.

>>725565029
sorry you missed the janny applications, anon. Next time though!

>>725563625
Please be real that's fucking hilarious

>he's jewish
EVERY GODDAMN TIME

>>725564551
We're deepthroating salami with this one!

>>725564926
ken's honey mustard is bitchin'

>>725564926
I have their vinaigrette dressing its good.

>>725563690
no more brother wars

>>725563716
The Bogs bowed to Newman, that’s how affluent he is

>>725564959
He do be lookin zesty tho

>>725563625
this is what peggy hill uses

>>725563605
Perfect response.

>>725563637
Even 4?

>>725563690
lmao

>>725563690
A comdy adventure movie entirely about these lads and their respective group of miniature models would have been amazing. Genuinely

>>725565412
HO YEAH

>>725565132
>makes good salad dressing
>100 percent profits to charity

Hell yeah jews!

>>725564926
Hell yeah, I'm all about Ken's Italian.

>>725566785
With Jews you win!

That's kinda racist

How does an actor get to be more famous for making salad dressing than for his movies?

>>725563285 (OP)
My neighbor looks like that guy.

>>725564551
>>725564959
I laughed really hard.

>>725566915
You're racist.

>>725563625
NINJAAAAAAAA

>>725563436
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

BRING BACK WORDLY NEWMAN'S
THE MAN IS CONFINED TO HIS HOME AND COUNTRY
FREE NEWMAN LET HIM ROAM

>>725567087
I am too.

>100% profits to charity
>100% of losses paid for by charity

>>725566918
By having his charity legacy outlast his movie legacy, I guess. I've never seen any of his movies, I only know him from his motorsport career, I had one of his cars in FM6.

>>725567519
Was he the guy in Cool Hand Luke? That movie was alright.

True to Caesar!

>>725563285 (OP)
Grocery store wageslave reporting in. These designs all got axed because of george floyd. Redesigned alongside uncle bens and aunt jemima.

>>725568449
In an effort to boycott censorship I will never buy another salad dressing again.

>>725568526
so are you just going to leave your salad naked? What if she's underage?

>>725568526
But by doing so, you’re promoting the censoring of the censorship, which itself is a form of censorship

>>725568526
See, that’s the wrong way to go about it. I only eat the salad dressing from the pre-change bottles. Yeah, some of it’s a little past the “best by” date, but it still tastes per

I make my own Caesar dressing because the bottled stuff never has enough anchovies in it.

>>725568449
There was a bottle of pearl milling company syrup sitting in a cabinet for a while before I ever noticed the small part saying 'formerly known as Aunt Jemima'

>>725564401
>costume covers
wtf why not?

>>725566785
>jewish
>>100 percent profits to charity
so what's the catch bros?

>>725569464
Who would defend the costumer covers? Paul is gone, so Newman's just another brand that's sold only by recognition.

>>725569663
I would. they were funny.

>>725569663
they are charming and unique

>>725569663
identity is part of that recognition

>>725569464
offended too many childless middle aged white women.

define profits

>>725569696
>>725569762
>>725569791
I agree that the covers are cool, but there's no one left at whoever makes the dressing company who would stop to think about them being charming or people who go down the dressing aisle looking for Paul's face on the bottle. They just go with the flow to sell the most, like the rest of the corps who just yield to whatever fad it takes.

>>725568434
jesus that sounds tasty

>>725568449
>These designs all got axed because of george floyd.
*pearl milling company AKA quaker oats AKA pepsico not wanting to pay aunt jemima's family for her likeness anymore

>>725570063
sad but true
at least i still have dr schizo's soap

>>725565729
True
Those two saved those movies

>>725569772
>Pasta sauce cucks you
Mama Mia...

>>725563285 (OP)
>100% profits to charity
how are they still in business

>>725571449
no child left behind really fucked this country

>>725566540
>books that could never be adapted

>>725569576
The catch is in the word "profits" for there to be profits you need to break even. If you pay yourself a salary of 1,000,000 dollars every month then there will barely be any "profits" to give to charity after you "break even".

>>725565098
>"clever" smart ass answer

>>725570063
This is unironically one result of the flattening of culture to appeal to the dopamine addicted normalfags

>>725571449
All the profits are kept in high charity.

>>725565729
I loved robin williams tho

>>725563436
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725564926
love ken's blue cheese desu

>>725565132
How the fuck hes most anglo looking man possible

Ave. True to geyser.

>>725571529
Reading is for pussies says duke nukema san

>>725567519
Go watch Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Slap Shot

>>725565132
ethnically
religiously he was part of the Church of Christ, Scientist which is some wackadoo cult thing that Jim Henson also grew up a part of

>>725564551
>ZESTY Italian
Lel. Reminds me of a ZESTY nigga pasta variant someone wrote on /k/ last week >>>/k/64446543

>This Lombard lookin' ZESTY, this Lombard lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his wine, he's light with a blade, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other Condottiero, he fights at the other end of Genoa, this Lombard theatrical, this Lombard good with colors, this Lombard gonna coordinate yo arse wit you halberd and that shit gonna look good! This Lombard lifts cannonballs, this Lombard on the second level of hell, this Lombard be a Venetian trader, this Lombard fights uphill, this Lombard packs gunpowder, he's a friend of Machiavelli, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Ottoman brotherhood, he indulges in the Greek vice, he has an monetary sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Barbary, he's a refugee from Moscow, he's on the wrong vessel, he fights for the other Duke, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>725571652
kek, lost

Step away.

>>725573624
>he's a refugee from Moscow
>an monetary
Perfect shitpost ruined by ESL NAFOtroonery, shame.

>>725564551
>Zesty Italian
But enough about Luigi

>>725575237
>Хpeнoвый мaйoнeз
>Horseradish Mayo
>can be also translated to "Poor quality Mayo"

>>725563285 (OP)
>>725563625
>100% profits go to charity
So how didn't they go bankrupt?

>>725575984
revenue - expenses = profit