Thread 725564393

The weirder the better

>>725564393 (OP)
The wierd thing about this story is what its actually about. Its about a businessman that does RP with someone as pokemon, and it barely touches on the pokemon thing at all.

>>725564393 (OP)
>4ncha

>>725564785
I believe it's an absurdist story so a lot of it is very intentionally weird

>>725564785
>>725564843
i need to read that shit someday
maybe i'll do a summery for /v/ if i can find a copy

>>725564393 (OP)
>YNCAA
>BNKTOP NENEBNH
>POMAH
What did they mean by this?

>>725564951
>Chisla (meaning "Numbers") - the title
>Viktor Pelevin - the author
>Roman (meaning "novella")

>>725565048
Huh, interesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_(novel)

>>725564393 (OP)
Why is peacarshoe crying

>>725565125
His mustache makes it sexy tbdesu

>>725565125
Part of me always thought stuff like this was a joke done by people to elicit a reaction. You dont really see distilled autism like this anymore.

>>725565125
This one's kinda sad because I've always imagined him as just remaining a diaper in his house alone, forever

>>725565125
>full moon
>crescent moon on diapy
Kino of the highest order

>>725565854
its a shame what irony poisoning has done to people

idk if this is THE guy but i know for a fact there's at least one guy out there in a world with a genuine menstrual pad transformation fetish
does anyone remember him? the guy who said his life goal was to somehow transform into a pad and be used?

saved this back when ps5 was announced

>>725566130
I will die convinced floortiles is a joke anons fell for

>>725566401
I don't think so, or at least I can see someone having a similar fetish because I can kinda get it
There's just something about tiles

>>725566724
lol are you kidding me? i WISH the catalog looked this decent on the daily, there's at least kinda sorta vidya related threads and its not all drama, e-celeb derangement and thinly vailed political shit

i don't care how lame hornyposting is it'll never EVER be as bad as politishitting

>>725566724
Look Gary, there's my thread!

>>725566671
It makes no sense. There's nothing sexual about tiles. It's not adjacent to anything else. Anon was bullshitting and people fell for it.

>>725568317
You really can't imagine how someone could get aroused by tiles? It may not be conventionally sexual but come on, put your brain into it
It makes total sense that the clean look and tactile feeling would appeal to people, the smooth, cold feeling on your warm skin and the uninterrupted smoothness or patterned texture to run your fingers and rub against, the erotic craftsmanship of a particularly nice tile, it's all so stimulating in an exciting way yet also has a comforting hardness to it, you can lie on a tile, you can roll all over it, you can press against it, it'll take you into it's cold inviting grasp but it'll also always be there simple and unmoving
It's kinda hot when you think about it
I mean I don't have a tile fetish but I can imagine

>>725568317
>>725568767
It's almost the same reason why I like knives.

>>725564630
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725566724
>Top right two
Kek

>>725566724
man, this april fools was really fun

>>725565946
...in a state of constant total orgasmic bliss. What's the problem again? He wanted this.

>>725564393 (OP)
what is this anyways?

>>725581483
book

>>725565854
If you look for them you can still find tons of autists making their niche objection transformation images where they draw Ryuko as a bathtub with faucet handle nipples or photoshop their naked body into a potted flower.
The internet is just a lot more segregated these days but they're still there in their own little corner doing their thing

>>725584154
It's just not shocking anymore. Someone can post toilet vore and it's not shocking or there's a community around it.

>>725575451
You think that's something, look up that seeping ooze comic where Bea gets attacked by a mutant Yanma and it... fuses with her and she's now like a giant wereyanma with tits and pussy and a functioning ovipostor on her back, and an animal need to breed.

>>725587662
>>725575451

>>725587783
This is actually kinda cool and I like the design silhouette
I love when artists make art based purely on what tickles their fancy and then delve into these autistic levels of building around it, it's great

Can we post vids? Vid rel always gets me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ECec9YoHYs

>>725590978
God the audiomixing on some of these old YTPs is godly, I wish we got more stuff like this when people make shitposts now instead of everyone just using shite AI text to speech

>>725564393 (OP)
>Russian literature
This is a book about a schizo who is convinced numbers are talking to him and there's a scene where a woman dressed like Pikachu tazes him for sexual pleasure.

>>725591701
>Schizo
This is why modern normalfag people can't into writing anything interesting, psychobabble is such a cult in the first world that they can't make anything interesting without thinking about how to reframe it within the bounds of their modernized reasoning, it's all just "oooh what if it's in his head ooooooh and what if it's all drugs"

>>725590978
if you say so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdcAISQdhhA

>>725592709
What's this? Pretty cool if a game knows where you're pointing the camera and has NPCs react accordingly

>>725593098
lol

>>725593451
I genuinely don't get it
Am I supposed to be upset about something or find it weird?

>>725592709
kek

>>725565125
He looks mildly annoyed about what is happening

>>725594479
I assume since this is a werewolf esque transformation, it's just something that happens regularly
He's used to having to live with turning into a pad every full moon

>>725594581
I guess you could say it's his

Monthly cycle

>>725591454
Don't forget overusage of earrape because loud noises are le funi

>>725594761
>I want Tracer to suck me

>>725564687
This fucking lunatic, I swear. I still wonder if that cancer he got came from all that shit he did. By the way check that microwave pic and this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven

>>725595654
>oh hey, the wall looks exactly the same, what a coinci-
>uploaded by Pamperchu

>>725593751
I believe its a fatal frame hud over top gameplay from starfield since the npcs in that look fucked off sometimes. if thats not it then I guess I'm retarded

>>725564785
it's RP but he actually does look like pikachu for no explained reason

>>725564687
Those images are copyright 2012 delete this

>>725595654
lmao holy shit

>>725565946
>>725565125
no this image has literally always been called "were-diaper"
so clearly it only happens on a full moon
idk what newfag named it pad man

>>725564687
I think this guy actually died didn't he?

>>725566309
Having never seen the original image, I still don't know if Lucario is fucking Arcanine's legs or if there's supposed to be actual intercourse happening here.

>>725596096
>>725595654
holy shit no fucking way
this has been up there 15 years, the mircowave pamperchu uses to nuke his shit is on wikipedia what the fuck

>>725591454
>everyone just using shite AI text to speech
stop making up fake scenarios in your head

>>725564785
It's a Russian Gen-Xer's attempt at Kafkaist themes, less than a decade removed from the end of the Soviet Union. Of course it's going to be weird to anyone who doesn't have that concept.

>>725598980
Most Russian Isekai is. But it all mostly boils down to "We're still salty the Brits beat us at Crimea all those years ago".

>>725564393 (OP)
Which

>>725564630
Shoutenings when I understood :DD

>>725566415
Omon Ra is a really good book, I've always wanted to read this but I could never figure out the title

>>725599080
except now Russia is beating Britain so nothing really to be salty about.

>>725566130
This image is a time travel artifact. Look at it clearly - it’s an ai prompt with a generated image. We thought it was funny fourteen years ago because we lacked context into what it really was.

>>725604890
Post moar the Fucking Gary memes were the shit.

>>725564393 (OP)
I made this for the filename thread, it is a reference to a video game but the thing is just slightly shopped, but no one ever got it.

>>725566724
This is way better than our usual catalog, don't lie.