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Anonymous No.725584821 [Report] >>725585325 >>725585415 >>725585498 >>725585558 >>725585675 >>725585787 >>725586393 >>725586443 >>725586609 >>725587131 >>725591819 >>725594630 >>725595016 >>725597381 >>725599862
What video games are you gonna play with your future robot friend?
Anonymous No.725585325 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
>russian
Anonymous No.725585415 [Report] >>725586113 >>725586503 >>725586591
>>725584821 (OP)
We are about a million years ahead of Russia in AI and military might.

Why haven't we conquered them?
Anonymous No.725585498 [Report] >>725585771 >>725586393 >>725586443 >>725590938
>>725584821 (OP)
>friend
Anonymous No.725585558 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)

>6 full time employees

why even try at this point? my pizza shop has more labor.
Anonymous No.725585675 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
me piss drunk at some little kid’s birthday party at 5pm
Anonymous No.725585771 [Report]
>>725585498
I was expecting two more robots with a stretcher to come running out
Anonymous No.725585787 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
Stop trying to make human faces in bipedal robots happen. Go for the faceplate.
Anonymous No.725586113 [Report] >>725586562 >>725586995 >>725595987
>>725585415
Because AI is fake bullshit (at least most of our current "advancements"), and our military "might" is a bunch of retarded toys that are designed to make money, not fight wars. Russia has far superior military production, less supply chain issues, and better more reliable shit, especially missiles, which are extremely important. I'm not saying I want Russia to win, but we should be more realistic.
Anonymous No.725586393 [Report] >>725587429
>>725584821 (OP)
>>725585498
>spend million in r&d
>receive hilarious Tom and Jerry antics
this is the only modern nightmareworld scenario I can get behind
the entire world competing to creat the funniest cyberclowns to bond over

maybe then aliens will finally come contact us
Anonymous No.725586438 [Report] >>725586651 >>725586669
Anonymous No.725586443 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
>>725585498
kino
Anonymous No.725586503 [Report]
>>725585415
MiC needs a forever enemy and russia is playing that role wonderfully in ukraine, not strong enough to actually win, but just threatening enough that the eu nato members have quadrupled their purchases of american weapons.
Anonymous No.725586562 [Report] >>725587613
>>725586113
>Russia has far superior...
shouldn't you be on the frontlines dying for Putin right now Ivan?
Anonymous No.725586591 [Report] >>725586704
>>725585415
how do you disable all their nukes?
Anonymous No.725586603 [Report] >>725588292
Anonymous No.725586609 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
Wake me up when the nandroids become reality, this ain't it.
Anonymous No.725586651 [Report]
>>725586438
me on my way to fuckin coffee with the boys
Anonymous No.725586669 [Report]
>>725586438
damn, i was expecting it to fall down at any time
Anonymous No.725586704 [Report]
>>725586591
You don't but lockheed installed a secret star wars type defense system years agp.
Anonymous No.725586995 [Report] >>725588062
>>725586113
i wonder if AK owners give their rifles funny looks every time they see literally every single russian weapon be complete shit compared to the American version, every time
Anonymous No.725587131 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
sexo: el videojuego
Anonymous No.725587197 [Report] >>725588186
The Chinese are the kings of robotics and there's little competition either way.
Anonymous No.725587429 [Report]
>>725586393
Robots are like pets
I see them more like dog from half life then some evil terminator
Anonymous No.725587613 [Report]
>>725586562
If only you could have read one more word
Anonymous No.725588062 [Report]
>>725586995
The better demonstration was one of Israel's raids on Iran(?) where all their hardened concrete aircraft shelters had neat little holes at or near the center of the roof from a US-made bunker buster munition.
Anonymous No.725588186 [Report] >>725591857
>>725587197
>country with highest pop and most access to cheap labor first to invent labor replacing robots.
wild how this turned out, I would have expected saudis or something.
Anonymous No.725588292 [Report]
>>725586603
Good to know that robots will be able to look at me with disdain too.
Anonymous No.725590517 [Report] >>725591058 >>725594887
Anonymous No.725590938 [Report]
>>725585498
this is fucking hilarious
Anonymous No.725591058 [Report] >>725591441 >>725591468 >>725591686 >>725593171 >>725601835
>>725590517
And what is that thing good for? A really expensive cat toy?
Anonymous No.725591441 [Report]
>>725591058
you could disguise them as giant spiders and drop them on to enemy troops to scare them, as a prank
Anonymous No.725591468 [Report]
>>725591058
>building filled with cultists/insurgents
>only way in is sewer pipe
>strap a bomb to this thing and send it in
Anonymous No.725591560 [Report] >>725591698 >>725594240
Anonymous No.725591686 [Report] >>725592212
>>725591058
TUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
Anonymous No.725591698 [Report]
>>725591560
groovy
Anonymous No.725591819 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
Kek. Tell me that's a skit parodying chinese.
Anonymous No.725591857 [Report]
>>725588186
China's population numbers are complete fucking horseshit that would have required literally every Chinese woman to pump out 5 and a half kids EACH starting during the One Child Policy era, meaning that the numbers they report today are totally impossible.
they actually need the robots to cover the labor gap they wrote themselves into.
Anonymous No.725592212 [Report]
>>725591686
>The last thing you see when you die
Anonymous No.725592934 [Report] >>725594781 >>725595360
hell yeah bro
maybe i can finally experience those friendslop games
Anonymous No.725593171 [Report]
>>725591058
It does everything you would need a hexapod to do for you, anon.
Anonymous No.725594240 [Report]
>>725591560
downright peculiar!
Anonymous No.725594630 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
That's fucking scary
Anonymous No.725594781 [Report] >>725595360
>>725592934
I love my friend
Anonymous No.725594887 [Report]
>>725590517
I'd be 3D printing some guns and turrets for it and make it a proper mecha
Anonymous No.725595016 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
>slav robot
>drunk af
checks out, he cute
Anonymous No.725595360 [Report]
>>725594781
>>725592934
Anonymous No.725595987 [Report]
>>725586113
>Russia has far superior military production, less supply chain issues, and better more reliable shit,
genuinely what planet are you posting from? military production is what controls the US economy, hence forever war, and they have gotten very, very good at it over the past century to where a company can make its fortune on calculators and consider the missile division a write-off it's so easy to do. the supply chain is, for all intents, unstoppable. the US pulls out of places, but it sure isn't because of supply issues, especially since they have no problem just fuckin leaving everything behind for whoever to come in and grab

the burger supply chain is so solid that they put fucking mcdonald's in their bases. and it isn't them paying mcd's to open stores there, it's mcd's WANTING to, because it's an endless supply of guaranteed customers. that shit sounds hilarious when you put it in text form and it's true but it's also true that ivan ivanovich fuckin' wishes he had something more than potatoes and 20 year old MREs
Anonymous No.725597381 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
>engineers too retarded to make two motors work in sync on a flat surface for more than 5sec

holy shit humans are pathetic and these people are paid monthly for their pathetic worthless "work"
Anonymous No.725599862 [Report]
>>725584821 (OP)
looks like they trained it on russians.
Anonymous No.725601835 [Report]
>>725591058
making youtube videos and generating ad money