Thread 725626328

How Was I Supposed To Know: The Game

>literally has a Guide NPC
I hope most of these threads are bait threads, otherwise this game might be one of the greatest filterers of all time.

2D Minecraft

>>725626451
How am I supposed to know the dark key have to be put in an empty chest to make a mimic?

>>725626451
Just backtrack to this 1 NPC
Every
Fucking
Step
Of
The
Way

You "need" a wiki, having an NPC be your fucking guide to an encyclopedias worth of content is dogshit game design.

>>725626559
Also this.
How are you supposed to know which NPC's that have a 0.001% chance of SPAWNING and a 0.01% chance of DROPPING an item after that, which you need in order to craft something?

>>725626328 (OP)
Hey man why don't you figure it out yourself

>>725626739
>inb4 muh bestiary
Another dogshit menu to navigate with a fraction of the info on the wikia is just as bad as the fucking guide.

>>725626559
>>725626739
>>725626815
I bet you zoomed faggots also call older jrgps wiki games.

>>725626739
You literally don't need to consult the wiki once and there are plenty of blind playthroughs on youtube that never check the wiki to prove it. You're just lazy/a brainlet and refuse to experiment or try anything yourself.
>but how can I possibly play this game unless I have a tab open with a chart of all the item droprates???
Skill issue. You don't need to autistically check droprate tables to beat the game.

>>725626739
>Just backtrack to this 1 NPC
>Every
>Fucking
>Step
>Of
>The
>Way
Or just backtrack if you get stuck. You need to go back to base to store all the loot you get anyway, and the NPCs live where you want them too, so how the fuck is this a hassle? Find something new? Toss it into the guide if you can't be bothered to experiment.

If you hate exploration and figuring shit out, then don't play a game where that is a massive part of its appeal.

>>725626891
No I call them games for faggots who can't read a fucking book and need their plot shuffled between minigame segments because they're too fucking ADHD to pay attention otherwise, and think they're smart for using the fucking fire magic attack against the fucking ice enemy.

Just STFU and post tits.

>>725626328 (OP)
bloatslop

>>725628375
zoologist has bigger tits though and is fox girl

>>725626328 (OP)
Who is that guy middle left? I wonder what he does.

>>725626739
>How are you supposed to know which NPC's that have a 0.001% chance of SPAWNING and a 0.01% chance of DROPPING an item after that
Any item that is that rare is not needed to progress the game.

>>725626328 (OP)
you're not supposed to know, you're supposed to find out.

I would say wiki but uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GnNtctEhQ

>>725629740
>Theres two wikis
>Somehow the bad one (Fandom) is the good one and the official one is the bad one

>>725629716
I believe that all the fun on that game is figuring things out by yourself, otherwise it gets pretty boring real quick, still why people always say Terraria when they talk about "wiki" games and not this one?

>>725628375
Nice
>>725629529
Flora > Fauna

>>725626739
Ok this is just bait, there's no way you're this dumb

>>725626891
>i bet you called prima walkthrough games "walkthrough games"
Yes?

Why are they utterly incapable of making anything more than that one game.

>>725629881
>and not this one?
Significantly less popular. That's the only reason.

>>725626451
>otherwise
it would really suggest that most people don't have a functioning brain and cannot problem solve, and I mean it. If they can't figure this game out without a wiki in its current state they should NOT be considered sentient creatures. This isn't the same game it was even 10 years ago.

>>725630027
Same reason Haunted Chocolateer is in dev-hell now: all indie devs truly are one-hit-wonders who just got insanely lucky, and not even having the most popular game in existence under your development belt can guarantee your next game sells.
Unless you make a sequel or another game in the same setting, but the sequel has to actually be better and have more content (for an indie dev). Problem there is a lot of indies blow their entire load on one game because that's generally the best way to make an actually good game: put all your best ideas in at once.
So the Terraria team is basically stuck with Terraria until they quit or die unless they can somehow manage to make Terraria 2, which has to actually be better than Terraria 1. Oh and Terraria 1 has like a decadr of mod support that Terraria 2 would lack, so that's another issue.

the witch doctor makes me feel funny

>>725630436
Same but with Lihzahrd's (Female)

>>725630083
Oh, true, I don't know why in my mind it's a popular game, maybe I'm stucked in the past

>>725630146
>If they can't figure this game out without a wiki in its current state they should NOT be considered sentient creatures
Yeah, blame the player for not wanting to "figure it out" when shitloads of other games involve
>Use the fish on the crowbar to get an omelet that you feed to the well to distract a guard.

I've beaten this game multiple times since before skeletron was the fucking end game boss. I don't want to have to "figure it out" again for the hundredth fucking time because I don't remember every fucking last detail on how to progress since I last played years ago.

She's black coded btw and would NEVER do it with the hero if he's light skinned

>>725631185
>used goods whore that gets knotted on a nightly basis
You can keep that harlot, I will stay with my pure virgin tree wife.

>>725631185
>Nurse - BLACKED
>Mechanic - GOBBED
>Princess - V&
>Steampunker - CLANG CLANG'd
>Stylist - DHURKA DHURKA'd
>Zoologist - YIFF IN HELL
>Dryad - 500 YEARS OLD
>Party Girl - HORSECOCK

sex with the guide

>>725626545
Except Minecraft is fucking dogshit and Terraria is genuinely good.

>>725626328 (OP)
Trial and error
Same as Don't starve
That's what makes it fun

>>725631185
LIES
she ONLY does it with the hero if he's white skinned amd a Shota

>>725626328 (OP)
sex with green slime

>>725633720
Eater of Souls is where it's at

>>725626328 (OP)
i tried to like this game but I just don't.

>>725634496
It's a sandbox best suited for fucking around with friends and unleashing your autism.

>>725629740
this is why i really dislike it when wikis try to present "strategies" or walkthroughs
wikis should contain information about the game. nothing more, nothing less. if they really insist on adding that kind of stuff it should be explicitly marked and hidden away so people have to go out of their way to find it

>>725626545
ironically terraria would be much better at minecraft if it was 3d

Indie games are the trannies of vidya. Prove me wrong.

>>725626328 (OP)
>>725626739
>"TB, what are we going to do this episode?"
>"Same thing we do every episode Jesse, try to acquire something..."
>The Jesse and the Bain
>It's Jesse and the Bain
>One is a cynic
>The other's a git
>The wiki's very nice
>They dont take its advice
>It's Jesse, it's Jesse and the Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain
>They'll take some jungle ground
>And surely they won't bungle
>If they spread the ground around
>This should regrow the jungle
>They're Jesse and the Bain, yes Jesse and the Bain
>They're dodging vile spit for a moonglowing kit
>It's probable that they, have thrown the seeds away
>Cause they're messy, they're Jesse and the Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain Bain

Everyone calls this a wiki game but I beat it only using the guide to tell me shit ages ago

>>725626451
The Guide is functionally useless by design
>Starts by having 90% of his dialogue be useless tutorial tips
>Players write off the dialogue option as useless because of this
>Unbeknownst to everyone, he starts getting useful tips mixed in with all the useless ones
>No one sees these because 99% of the reason you're talking to him is to see recipes
It's not bait, people aren't stupid, Terraria is poorly made.

>>725629881
>I believe that all the fun on that game is figuring things out by yourself
In a very general sense yes, but once you're past the stage where you're figuring out information as basic as what turfs will let you plant bushes or what all you can do with the pig king, it's either wiki or try to absorb information from other players in pubs.
NO fucking way is a player without any knowledge going to get to rifts, lunar or shadow, on their own, in any decent length of time.

>>725626328 (OP)
i wish this game was a bit more serious with its aesthetic, and while i really love the OST it's also kinda goofy and cartoony
nothing wrong with that but ain't my thing

After not playing it for like 4 years, I started up a new file recently and got bored within about 15 minutes. What are you even supposed to do in this game once you've made a house out of the cool materials and dug all the way down? I dont understand how people can play this game for years on end

>>725641259
You're supposed to play the actual game, duh. You know. Explore? Find loot? Fight bosses? Progress?
It's not like Minecraft where you've achieved the last goal the game knows how to measure within five minutes.

>>725640496
>WAAAAA NOOOO I NEED THE GAME TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
skill issue
maybe git gud next time

>>725641464
>has no argument, so he gets mad and contradicts himself
Cry harder, faggot.

>>725641457
So once you've done all that, you stop playing forever like I did. Got it.

>>725642380
I'm not even satisfied playing fully linear singleplayer games once if I like the mechanics, much less something with as much variety as Terraria.

>>725642671
I guess thats the core difference between us, even if i really love a single player game I rarely replay them once I'm done, and if i do it won't be for years. Only a handful of multiplayer games have held my attention for many years at a time, and some classics from the 90s that i revisit now and then.
I asked because I knew someone online who said he had like 2000 hours (probably 3000 now)in Terraria, but he was a self aware autism case when it came to this game

It's a wiki game. You play along with the wiki open.

>>725642875
For me, it's the opposite. A singleplayer game encourages me to explore its mechanics because there's an endpoint I can eventually expect to reach, a logical outer limit to how much a mechanic or set of mechanics can be optimized. Multiplayer is an arms race without a finish line in comparison, I can only get better, the game doesn't have an ultimate "good enough".
People who keep playing a game for tens of thousands of hours in pursuit of completely optimizing their play down to the second are a type of dedicated I can't pretend to understand.

>>725626451
>side scroller
>stuck at 60FPS
yeah, it lets the shiteaters play it and filters out people with some fucking standards
that's for sure

>>725626328 (OP)
>silver armor
Noob trap. Dishonest advertising.

>>725627116
you're the type to demand story rich games then get mad when the cut scenes interrupt the gameplay. I'm guessing you hate metal gear

>>725626328 (OP)
meds

>>725632160
>pic
What's the implication here?

>>725631185
My ancestors please forgive me, I'm about to betray the glorious white race

>>725626328 (OP)
>waaa I can't not open the wiki every 5 seconds
>it's the game's fault not mine!

>>725626764
why does every fucking monster wants to get into my base when the blood moon and sun eclipse hits

>>725631185
>>725632570
She only does it with people who have the same looks, personality and name as me.

Played through the entire game up to the moonlord without using a wiki, only bullshit was summoning the wall of flesh. That one was an actual "how the fuck was I supposed to know"

>>725651408
menstruation joke + the party girl has a DICK. you'd think the dryad would be immune to that

>>725652208
Which means that the Dryad CAN get pregnant (with my babies).

>>725632160
>>725652208
>party girl is a faggot in a dress
the spiders can have their prey